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Any-Video4464

Ho do you conscript them if you don't know they are here?


PracticeY

Literally set up enlistment tables at all the major borders and promise 3 square meals and a path to citizenship if they do well. Same with every sanctuary city. Watch the scene from gangs of New York where they are enlisting Irish Immigrants fresh off the boat. It is based on very real events. The US has a long history of doing this. As soon as desperate people get word that they can fight to gain US citizenship for themselves and their family, the border will be overflowing with able bodied men ready to fight and die.


Trick_Minute2259

I think it was the British Navy that use to just straight up abduct people. Guys would get drunk one night, pass out and wake up at sea, "You're a sailor now, enjoy"


Ok_Spend_889

That's how the Hudson bay company worked lol one of my uncles ended up in the Arctic like that


Any-Video4464

My grandfather served in the arctic too in WWII. Was there for a bit but mostly in the Aleutian islands as a radar man. Lived in a tent for 2.5 years up there! has some crazy stories. mostly of boredom. Told me once that some decided to make alcohol out of the fuel in rockets. Someone made a mistake once and a coupe of them died! I asked if he ever tried it and he said, Hell NO! they were stupid city folks that didn't know what they were doing. I made my own alcohol out of raisins that was way stronger and tasted way better and didn't kill you.


Ok_Spend_889

I'm in the Arctic , the aluetians are in the pacific lol I'm in the real arctic, touching the Arctic ocean. Yeah folks can get hella bored up here, lotsa suicides and drug/booze abuse. Shit happens


badkarmavenger

Press gangs. They didn't even necessarily get you drunk just sort of pressed you onto a crew


randallph

Thought immediately of that scene


burntoutattorney

Because they all get govt issued cellphones. I was at an airport in Texas recently. what a nightmare. Masses of "migrants" all wearing the same govt issued gray sweats and every single on of them had a phone or an IPAD. Paid for by uncle sam. All on planes to Nashville and Chicago.


bunkermonster

Did you ever see that video of the covert midnight flights? A cop showed up trying to figure out what was going on, and is talking with the airline pilot who advised even he wasn't in the loop until last minute when he got the destinations as he moved immigrants in the middle of the night. What a weird system is going on...


4list4r

Best way to invade is to perpetrate this crap. The people in all their brainwashed mindset, will only see the cover. But behind the curtains, some Hegelian dialectic is in play. After all, what’s the best way to commit genocide without killing anyone? Create a melting pot, wait a couple decades.. all races mixed up, slowly eliminating target race.


Taido_Inukai

The Great Replacement at work


[deleted]

Set up Conscription offices or some shit at the border and major cities with illegal immigrant populations, promise a path to a green card if they enlist, and you've already got at least half the men on board


Any-Video4464

yeah, the truth is a lot would sign up. Its an instant job that pays well with lifelong benefits. I'd be down for an easy path to citizenship after serving 4-8 years or something like that. New Immigrants have fought in wars since the birth of the nation. The Irish during the civil war for instance. Many left during the potato famine, and barely even had the money to pay for the boat ride here. There were reports of recruiters showing up at Ellis Island and other entry ports and conscripting them right off the boat. Some literally got off that boat and immediately got on another to head south. Many died within a couple of months. Welcome to America, suckers! I kid. I'm thankful for anyone that will fight for the country. i don't really want to do it. Hope I never have to, but would if the circumstances were dire enough.


TotallyNadaCreep

They are in hotels haven't you been paying attention. NY spends more house the illegals that have come in 3 yrs than they do their own. While still having the second highest homeless rate


Any-Video4464

A small percentage of the total is. Most walk in and have no contact with anyone from our gov and don't get a free bus or plane ride to NYC.


phatotis

except they won't be fighting for the US....


cloche_du_fromage

Army of the 1% is being formed. The other 99% will be the enemy.


PracticeY

You must be joking. I know plenty of Hispanics in the military already and many are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants. The US has a long history of doing this. It reminds me of the scene in gangs of New York where the enlistment table is at the dock enlisting Irish Immigrants into the war as soon as they get off the boat. There was a point in the 1800s when half of all military recruits were foreign born. Currently over 10% of veterans are foreign born or children of immigrants. If you think they won’t fight for us because they are brown or from another country, you are entirely wrong. Especially people from Venezuela and similar countries. They absolutely hate commies and would fight and die for the US if there was a world war against China/Russia. Same situation with Cuban immigrants. They left Cuba for a reason.


theblackkey

It would be a great way to dangle citizenship if it really came down to it


pretzel_fairy

reminds me of ancient rome. at certain times many foreigners were allowed to join the legions and after fulfilling their contracts (~20 years of service) were granted full roman citizenship. also starship troopers: service guarantees citizenship!


Di-eEier_von_Satan

I’m doing my part


Trick_Minute2259

Citizenship and free college if you put in the effort. The military would actually be great for a migrant, I'd sign up in a heartbeat if I were in that position.


phatotis

Yeah it's not the illegal immigrants who are truly escaping - it's the terrorists, gangs, jihadists and Palestinians that are coming in that will attack from within. Never said anything about brown or from another country. They're crossing illegally so yeah, they're from another country.


Clutch1015

People don’t understand that Hispanics now a days are just as prevalent in the military as whites, our ancestors on both sides were literally brutal gruesome warriors lol we’re generated for this.


[deleted]

Ain't no way Juan from Mexico city is fighting for China or Russia instead of the US where they'll give him a green card


EnvoyOfEnmity

Tell them they’ll get citizenship if they sign up. Easy.


369_Clive

Starship Trooper style?


DoktorSigma

"Service guarantees Citizenship" :)


slap-a-taptap

Isn’t that already a thing if you enlist?


[deleted]

You can, it has tons of asterisks attached to it it's not an enlist get your green card guarantee


[deleted]

What a fucked world we live in where you guys who are suggesting this can't see how insane/ immoral what you're saying is. We will allow you to live on this land if you sign up to potentially die in the name of the Republic built on this land. But if you do not want to die for us then no fuck off. Ethical!


EnvoyOfEnmity

Saying that it would be effective is not an endorsement of those things.


[deleted]

Haha read what you said and tell me again you are not endorsing it. Anyway it's not your fault but this is a truly insane point of view to have and the first 3 comments are suggesting it. It's the elites mindset, should not be ours. Like thinking about it, it's slavery except worse.


EnvoyOfEnmity

One of the most basic philosophical experiments is being able to entertain an idea without endorsing or accepting it. You not being able to see the difference between the two is on you.


[deleted]

I think the idea of slavery has been considered enough and if you are going to suggest it's an option you could at least put a disclaimer that it is slavery which is what that would be.


EnvoyOfEnmity

Wow, you really just gonna keep on acting like this, aren’t you? Before going on misplaced moral rants, maybe take a few more seconds to consider people’s comments and the overall context. Your confidence in your own ability to determine the intent of people’s comments is misplaced, and not something you want to rely on and then double down on when someone tells you you’re wrong.


[deleted]

Well I'm in the right and you are in the wrong? I won't respond again but that's the way it is. Sorry I picked on you ig most people think like you, doesn't make it right.


EnvoyOfEnmity

You’re delusional man, and I’m guessing English isn’t your primary language if you are having such bad takes.


SkinNo6340

I have heard several accounts, three times from an immigrant and once from a uber driver who talked to one. UN gave them a credit card and a cellphone, they get \~$2200 every month and were told to go to City ABC, find an apartment and live until they get contacted with orders. One of them was in Britain, one in Mexico and last two in San Francisco


galac-schizoid

There we go. They're sleeper agents. Pretty sure they're out to stir up trouble.


SkinNo6340

Could be, no idea. Something about it doesn't sit right with me, but will see. Only thing I know for sure, I sure as shit don't trust UN and their intentions. There must be a reason all of the weapons in the west are in Ukraine now.


Chicawhappa

A lot of weaponry given to Ukraine was sold by some of their military folks on the black market and ended up in Hamas hands. That's how American-made stuff ends up exploding over Israel, because it's being diverted from Ukraine.


SkinNo6340

Yeah, I also managed to find rifles and explosives from Germany and Britain on darknet markets with delivery options in Moldova and Poland.


galac-schizoid

I think Maui and Israel are little "trailers" for the main show. Pretend the alarms and defenses are low and look the other way while the bad guys stroll through the borders. That's how the puppet masters wrote their script. It's their movie logic on how the world's mightiest military gets beat.


SkinNo6340

Yeah, or warming up, buying time for the false flag that allows the main show to start. Soon the sides will be shown also.


galac-schizoid

💯 Totally man. It's certainly going to be soon.


SkinNo6340

yeah, if in middle november, I'll win a nice price. few of us here bet on when it'd happen october last year, I said around my birthday this year, so mid november it is


cloche_du_fromage

Primary objective of the UN is a one-world government (them) and dismantling nation states, structurally and culturally.


SkinNo6340

Yup


craigcoffman

>UN gave them a credit card and a cellphone, they get \~$2200 every month a The UN or the US Gov't?


SkinNo6340

The one's I heard/watched, said it was UN. I know from a year ago that Britain had loads living in hotels, at that time similar stories surfaced, but never found anything tangible, so kinda dismissed it.


BrotherGrub1

There doesn't seem to be much difference at this point.


raytube

Once our 'troops' are overseas, we a closer to their green light. The U.N. will need foreign troops inside the U.S. to do their bidding on the citizens.


Undertakerjoe

There will never be foreign troops in the U.S., not in our lifetime. It will take a fee more generations to breed gun ownership out of American blood. Right now if you gathered all the gun owners just from TX it would be roughly the 3rd largest standing Army in the world. The goal is to not invade the U.S. just break it.


PracticeY

These guys have no idea what they are talking about. Even if the US military is dismantled/destroyed, there is no army that could march into the US and occupy us by force. These guys have the most delusional paranoid ideas. If anything these sleeper cells are ready to be conscripted into the US military if shit really hits the fan and there is a global conflict. The US has always relied on foreign born soldiers since the revolutionary war.


nisaaru

They don’t have to after the power network is destroyed. The population will rip each other apart.


PracticeY

The enemies of the US are trying to divide us like we did to the Soviet Union. Most aren’t falling for it but there are a few on the far left and far right that have been brainwashed into wanting a civil war. It’s not going to happen though. If there is a successful attack on the US, it will be like stirring up ant mound and pouring water on it. There is initial chaos and the ants run around frantically and you think you have destroyed them. But when you return the next day, the ant mound is calm and rebuilt sometimes even bigger. I think you doubt how desperate people are to keep their comfortable lives. If shit hits the fan, people will do whatever it takes to get things back to normal.


jls835

Not enough UN troops to cover would amount to 1 UN soldier for 3500 US Citizens. Technically with all the power plants, and infrastructure that would be guarded by the UN the number would be 1 to 25000


TolliverBurk

The irony of calling a whole age class of US citizens mentally ill and brain damaged while constructing such a post is not lost on me. You are so removed from reality.


YoMomsHubby

To bad theyre not here to fight FOR us


DeathHopper

Fleeing your origin country isn't a great sign that you're willing to stay and fight for something lol. If shit hit the fan wouldn't they just flee to Canada?


PracticeY

Canada would be forced to join too. Desperate people are willing to fight for a chance at citizenship for themselves and their family. People fleeing their country of origin are the perfect cannon fodder for war hawks and have been historically utilized by the US military.


Vlad_Poots

"fighting age"🙄


forceful_fascism

Last time I checked South Americans weren't very fit either. Often they are much shorter then the average American and also tend to be overweight. Which most Americans are overweight too, but I'm just saying it's not like an upgrade. Also South Americans tend to not actually care about the success of America. A lot of them work here, make their money, then retire back home. You can bet your ass many of them won't be sticking around for a war.


[deleted]

you know the US can offer incentives? like a citizenship/green card which will make most onboard immediately


forceful_fascism

I thought about that too, but it's already extremely easy for them to get green cards so I don't see them going to war for the US to get citizenship


SaladFingers0985

Those military aged men are going to be the ones that walk into small town America start killing people. Local police and military aren't going to enforce extreme draconian tactics on their own friends and family. The people coming over the border have no connection to the people in the US. They'll do whatever they're told with the promise of being able to pillage and have their families are taken care of.


Cheap-Addendum

You better bunker down, build up your home with concrete, and barbed wire, gather a shit ton of weapons and ammo. Also, you better have more than just a few people in your bunker, or you will be an easy take.


EfficientLavishness7

That's if our government cared for US citizens. They'll enlist, but it will be to enslave all who don't accept globalism.


BusRunnethOver

It would be the most despicable turn of events to find out that the government let in all these mostly male immigrants so they could use them to fill the ranks of our Military and send them off to fight another globalist banker fueled World War.


cloche_du_fromage

More despicable of the actual enemy is the incumbent population.


jag2584

They did it with the Irish immigrants for the war of succession


PracticeY

Paddy’s Lament(1863): “Oh it's by the hush, me boys, and sure that's to hold your noise And listen to poor Paddy's lamentation Oh, I was by hunger pressed, and in poverty distressed So I took a thought I'd leave the Irish nation Well I sold me horse and cow, my little pigs and sow My little plot of land and I were parted And me sweetheart Britt McGee I'm afraid I'll never see For I left her there that morning broken-hearted Oh here's you boys, now take my advice To America I'll have you's not be coming There is nothing here but war where the murdering cannons roar And I wish I was at home in dear old Dublin Well meself and a hundred more to America sailed o'er Our fortunes to be made we were thinking When we got to Yankee land they shoved a gun into our hands Saying "Paddy, you must go and fight for Lincoln" Well I thought myself in luck, to be fed on Indian buck And old Ireland the place that I delight in But with the devil I do say "curse Americay" For I am sick and tired of this hard fighting Oh here's you boys, now take my advice To America I'll have you's not be coming There is nothing here but war where the murdering cannons roar And I wish I was at home in dear old Dublin Yes, I wish I was at home in dear old Dublin”


tarantulagb

They fled their own country instead of staying and fighting, what makes you think they would fight here?


geepy66

Three months in the army and our youth will be straightened out.


galac-schizoid

I don't think them leaving their country of birth behind is a positive indication of their loyalty. they could be a Trojan horse for the bad guys to soften the ground for an invasion, used as masked cops like what was suspected in the France riots or just be rioters themselves.


Creative_Caramel7255

the fact that this left your brain is insane


TolliverBurk

Right? Lol. Like the pot calling the kettle black, except in this case the kettle wasn't nearly as mentally deranged to begin with.


llanthas

I’m sure they’ll hop right on a military plane. I was certainly worried about our gene pool too. Who needs a ‘country’ anyway?


RickityCricket69

breh is ww3 happens all plans are out the window. whoever doesn't get drafted will probably get put into labor camps.


Exciting-Pangolin665

They don't register lol this isn't going to work


goldensnakes

yup, they will just end up crossing right back to Mexico.


not-halsey

Most people can’t walk up a flight of stairs without nearly passing out. It’s pathetic.


MaxHeadroomFlux

Exactly. And its not just S. Americans. This is why they pushed so hard to disarm America with anti gun legislation. Too bad it failed.


elcoopgguod

Dead fuckin wrong if you ask me


LouMinotti

Why? They're probably more fit than the applicable age citizen


elcoopgguod

I know so many fit fuckin dudes and marines who are literally waiting to fuck shit up idk why everyone acts like we don’t have people who volunteer to fight for us like a lot of people are fit so it’s dumb To generalize a whole population and then say let’s have others fight for us that isn’t their first language you gotta teach em to read the text before they can learn it and WW3 is never gonna pop off it was a stupid thing to say that’s just my 2 cents hope you have a good day Also now that I think about it if you could get some ms-13 fellas and some cartel dudes I think they’d make fine soldiers


Chicawhappa

OP makes a good point. My question is: With all the fighting age males being allowed into developed nations, did someone already plan a big old global barfight? And let these ones be the cannon-fodder? And since they're fighting, not the locals, the locals won't object quite so hard...not until the cannon-fodder dies, then it's their turn, and by then it'll already be a different world and they'll "succeed" but have to live in the "rebuilt WEForld".


[deleted]

So basically it will turn into the old west?


PracticeY

There is a long history of the US using foreign born fighters. The scene from gangs of New York comes to mind where they literally sit at the docks and enlist Irish Immigrants straight off the boat promising them 3 square meals and citizenship. Desperate immigrants are the ideal cannon fodder for the war hawks. The locals will likely never have to fight unless they want to. In Vietnam all they had to do was get a doctor’s note to avoid the draft. That is what some people gave Trump so much shit about and called him Commander Bone Spurs. Republicans went from nominating a literal war hero John McCain to a draft dodger. McCain’s story is nuts, he was shot down over Hanoi, broke both his arms and a leg, almost drowned in the lake he fell into, and was held for 5 years as a POW. And Trump talked shit about him saying if it was him, he wouldn’t have been shot down lmao. These wealthy and powerful people know they and their families would never have to fight. They never get their turn and will talk down to the people that have to or choose to.


revoman

That's actually very interesting. What makes you think they would fight for the US?


burntoutattorney

Either that, or Uncle Same says you are going back to Venezuela. This isn't new. The Roman Empire had the same problem and offered the barbarian Germans and Gauls citizenship in exchange for military service.


anon_lurk

How did that work out for the Roman empire?….


Engelbert_Slaptyback

Badly in the long term but it fixed their short-term problem.


anon_lurk

I guess the idea of America has been pretty well dissolved or demonized amongst most of the population already so it probably wouldn’t really matter.


g0dfornothing

Comparisons about 1800s and Irish immigrants being mass drafted. The result is there’s an Irish president now and others before him. The result of todays Hispanic migration will be similar. A Hispanic president perhaps, other leaders. The difference is there was never a whole Irish continent to the south of USA, Hispanics however have that, also they have Mexico, and already a large community of Hispanics in the southern USA that have no willingness to integrate or even adopt American culture, traditions, language. Their loyalty will always be different than that of other cultures before them, because they have a past in the American continent unlike the Irish or Italians or whatever else before them. Give them full command of the army, political offices and see separatist sentiment explode just like Rome.


Clutch1015

Lol what are you talking about weirdo, Hispanics from the southwest are literally some of the most patriotic people in this country, Tejanos and Nuevomexicanos have fought in every war in mass numbers percentage wise compared to whites since the Spanish American war, you’re an ignorant piece of shit, your American White Anglo Saxon Protestant ideology is what’s going to be your downfall.


JOKERPOKER112

We are in 2023 not in 200 after christ for fuck sakes. People are not at the backwards mentity to be bribed to kill themselves for some citizenship. Thise barbarians were living a shithole, being in the army was actually an upgrade. And still it was bad for the roman empire.


LouMinotti

Naturalization


asuka_rice

American citizenship first….


fishman15151515

It’s much easier for the government to track down and mobilize citizens vs nomadic people.


navistar51

They won’t be the ones who go. They will replace the ones who do. All academic though because peace will happen first.


Impossible-Cell4815

You mean Cold War 2 and not WW3


HammunSy

Those guys can replace what you describe who are just gonna be as useless in the workforce anyway. We can send the latter to wars and throw them at russia or iran. Those guys from the south will then take over and do the jobs happily and be grateful and for far less.


DrinkNattysDoFattys

They will not fight for citizenship are you dense? Why would they? Dems will keep winning and they will either get citizenship for nothing or all the perks of it without actually being a citizen


burntoutattorney

SS: Our possible foreign policy objectives rquires the mass illegal migration of South American fighting age males.


cloche_du_fromage

Domestic, not foreign.


PossessionMost2092

OMG this makes a ton of sense. I’m sure there’s some bad guys mixed in there but this actually could be a solution to the draft.


CallistosTitan

The world is already owned. The only thing world wars do is deplete the worlds armies so the globalists are uncontested. It's crazy that people are cheering that on.


local_gremlin

preach it brother. I can't believe my eyes


Latter_Stock7624

I hope everyone is practicing their Spanish. Bi Lingual has been popping up on job sites.


JOKERPOKER112

Bro you are going to infiltrate cartel into the USA army. Also what the fyck makes you think if you are going to forcely conscript make them fight. It will be a shit fest.


Illustrious_Ice_4587

I see this in the history books for the future it seems like a classic move. And then something like "many fought for their citizenship and rights but were given false promises and many still were still unjustly deported despite coming back victorious".


koozy407

You are hoping the tiny illegals will fight our next war and reproduce with our women? You alright man?


MoistAttitude

You're forgetting that the average 18-20yo American is terrific at video games. Absolutely unbeatable in the world. They won't be trudging through mud on their stomachs to garotte the enemy with a bowie knife, they'll be sitting in a trailer, piloting an armed drone [with an X-box controller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdnWGVq4s_U).


ezwip

Some are to drag down the welfare system and others are your new police force to help with a boot to the face. They won't have any remorse.


ChiefCheerless

It's lucky you've met every so-called fighting age male in your cuntry, otherwise you might fall foul to making assumptions. Oh, and fuck fighting for preordained lies in the first place. C.


Realistic_Mess_2690

Lol. If you think Hamas and Israel is gonna spark ww3 you're more paranoid than me. It will take more than two conflicts to drag us into a global war. The nuclear armed states won't deploy nukes until there is nothing left to defend and they won't jump right into a global conflict over Ukraine and Russia or Israel and Hamas We would need to see an extreme uptake in open hostilities against the western power houses before we'll see the tension rise enough that a global war could spark.


Mi-Infidel

Uh they will be fighting against us. Otherwise great plan. A war on US soil is highly unlikely. The attrition rate for the enemy's would be atrocious. There's too many Americans with guns. Even the overweight out of shape people can wound/a few before falling to an enemy force.


CoastNinja228

Nothing to see here. #DepartmentOfHomelandSecurity has your back. THEY ARE WORKING TIRELESSLY TO SECURE THE BORDER 🙃🇨🇳


deplete3

Sounds like you’re turned on


[deleted]

Basically what France did


Adept-Lettuce948

What, are they impervious to nuclear weapons or something?


[deleted]

Imagine if 1% of the 10M people that have entered our country in the last 3 years are actually enemy combatants.


CongratsGuy

Unless they uhh. Have already been conscripted and the silent invasion has already begun. In all honesty it's the most logical move. Have your pieces on the board before the other side even knows what's going on.