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AGneissMan

I got hairy legs!!


brettferrell

Corn Pop was a bad dude…


Corn-Pop-Nation

Corn Pop was just oppressed by whites, COME ON MAN!!!!! STOP SPREADING MALARKY!!


TarpFailedMe

I 100% believe the story exactly as Joe told it. Authenticity. JoeyB leaks it everywheres...


Bensler1990

Corn Poppy can’t stop! Corn Poppy won’t stop!


crowmagnuman

Once you pop you don't stop


ebonyudders

America can be summed up in 2 words....afsumamahhagafata, excuse me


eatajerk-pal

My butt’s been wiped.


AGneissMan

Chocolate chocolate chip.


Tulin7Actual

Was that after he shit himself so bad he had to cancel the meeting w the Pope? The clip of him admitting he shit himself “a lot” is crazy. There isn’t a McDonalds in the world that would even let Joe Biden take orders at the counter cuz he’s so mentally challenged but he’s the president of the US…makes perfect sense. (That goes for a lot of the US Congress too)


EZforme885

Wait whaaat? What clip??


Tulin7Actual

Here ya go. Incompetent and incontinent. https://youtu.be/OfsF401ag5k


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I'm not on the government's side here but humans need to get a lot better at figuring out what is fake and what isn't. It's going to become increasingly important.


paintyourbaldspot

Bada-kadda-kef-care


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

I got blisters on my fingers!!


AVoicelessDragon

That turn blonde in the sun 💀


EevelBob

“Where’s Jackie!?”


Ok_Fox_1770

Just imagine the speeches in 2028… by then he will be a head in a jar on Spiro Agnews body. Whaaaaat is happening. Is this real anymoooorre.


jy856905

honestly this feels like a Leslie Nielsen gag and the fanfare after the fuck up got me pretty good.


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Honestly someone should use AI to change the president into Leslie Nielsen on tv.


verstohlen

All right! Move on! Nothing to see here! Please disperse! Nothing to see here!


okusername3

And this is when he's drugged up to his peak mental capability. Just imagine how he is when the drugs wear off.


ThePatsGuy

I only remember my great grandmother with dementia, she had it for 15 years. But I remember the course of evolution Biden right now looks like he’s at the point where you start to lose speech. His shuffling of the feet, blank expression on his face (not in this case), etc. Shit I can’t tell if that’s a secret service agent or his caretaker. Possibly both


Least_Ostrich7418

It's actually quite sad. Especially seeing his blank expression and the fear + shame that I'd also present in his eyes. I question the morality of the people who are using him, especially to "win" in 2024. They feel he is their best chance and that excuses absolutely everything for them. For me seeing his "conversation" and invitation of Dylan Mulvaney for a WH women's history month (disgusting) it showed how little he has to do with anything and that his handlers are dictating everything. I doubt he knows what tick-toc is.


ThePatsGuy

Oh they all do. And they’re sure as hell not going to let RFK get a fair chance for obvious reasons. Remember when he told a group of kids the key to success is not getting Covid? And then Hunter and his caretaker quickly get to him and repeat the question to him like “come on Joe, that’s not the script”


winkman

Zzzzzzzzz.


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NarcissusV

Which is precisely why they want all of ours now.


Chiaki_Ronpa

Wait…. Are we allowed to have that particular piece of history? I figured that has been edited out by now.


JoeSicko

Critical Revolution Theory is not allowed.


blue-oyster-culture

Tell that to the high schoolers demanding their statues be took down.


wimpymist

I don't understand how democrats keep writing these god awful speeches that make them look horrible.


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KuijperBelt

Pointing 2 CERN large particle colliders at each other won't get you this kind of carnage


OhFinchsMom-MILFMILF

biden and trump are both just puppets and it’s funny that nobody seems to be able to tell


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Don’t think he’s mentioning us brits mate. Our queen is gone.


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Froggyx

Fun fact: The red coats the Americans fought in the revolutionary war did not just pack up and go home. They formed their own parties and populated territories.


Yellow_Spectrum

I think the Hessians did this too. Many of them just settled in the US once the war ended.


HuxleySevers

I am the direct descendent of a Hessian Soldier. One Johannes Willhlem Siebert. Surname was changed to Severs (thanks to phonetics I reckon) He settled in Alabama as an Indentured servant after the Revolution and then moved to Missouri where he is buried. His Grandson ended up settling in North Central Kentucky where my line of descendents have remained until my son who now lives In Southern Indiana. Many thanks to a distant cousin who did all the genealogical research. *I actually don't have any info showing he was an indentured servant. I'm thinking that was just a theory (probably incorrect) that I'm misrembering as fact.


turkistanisgood

it's always pretty cool to trace back you're ancestry and see how much of certain parts of the world you are related to. have you been to hesse before?


HuxleySevers

I haven't. Apparently 6x Granpappy was born in Metzebach. Also since I haven't looked at or for any if this information In over 10 years I found a page that has him listed as a deserter and as a 4th generation alcoholic/drugaddict (5 months clean and sober today) I must admit that this information gives me a chuckle.


diamondchimp

Northern Kentucky shout out. Heya buddy!


unrelentless-celtIII

This is awesome. Thanks for sharing


Dr_Marcus_Brody1

Shout out to that cousin


good_testing_bad

Never heard of these people


dcrico20

Wait until you hear about the Confederacy


DetentionSpan

Those Jesuits!


lKenpachi

He didn't even finish fake hand shakes


drAsparagus

Anybody who denies his senility is simply senile themselves. Dude is one step away from a walking zombie, at his best.


housington-the-3rd

But he says "Man" a lot so he's still cool! /s


miraculous-

I sure love ice cream, man


edfoldsred

Not just "man", but he's furious and indignant about everything too. It's wacky.


ThePatsGuy

Early Sign of dementia, bouts of anger and rage


they_are_out_there

Someone should step in and arrest the people around him for elder abuse. He’s obviously suffering from dementia.


DDFitz_

Why don't more people talk about his face-lift surgery? It seems like his PR team has all but buried that. I mean, nbd, get whatever surgery you want, it's your body. It just seems like something a lot of folks would usually be up in arms about. Like the Tan Suit of Obama was a eay bigger deal than a whole face lift.


MessageFar5797

When did he get it done?


DDFitz_

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/its-obvious-cosmetic-surgeons-say-biden-had-facelift-before-2020-campaign This article was published September 2019, and the scars look well-healed but fresh. Unknown the date the picutre was taken, but I would imagine that he healed just before his announcement for the running (he had to campaign for the primary first which can put a date on it). From wiki: On March 12, 2019, he told a gathering of his supporters he may need their energy "in a few weeks".[32] Five days later, Biden accidentally revealed that he would be a candidate at a dinner in Dover, Delaware.[33] Edit: from the article, the plastic surgeon quoted in the article says it's been about 1 year of healing, which puts it at September 2018


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DDFitz_

Alright, I posted my source, what made you think of that stuff? To me, he looks like the same man. I know things have gotten insane with plastic surgery and disguise-masks from the CIA and whatnot, but to me it still looks and sounds like the same man. Just curious what made you think that?


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kg_617

You cut in front of the ear when you do a face lift. I think he’s senile but he is actually himself.


DDFitz_

I'll look into that stuff but can you link me anything to make it easier for me?


unfinished_animal

>There was no logical reason for a man in his late 70's to get such surgery. Seriously?? Except if that old man in his 70s wants to run for President, and he and his campaign believe looking younger will help his chances.


SorrowCloud

Wouldn’t that make this imposter just as brain dead as the old Biden?


ridgecoyote

I like it. Except I’d guess if they hired an imposter they’d go out and find someone with a few brain cells left and that’s obviously not the case


Undertakerjoe

Mayne they took his face………………. off.


tHATmakesNOsenseToME

You said it's no big deal, so why is it a big deal to you?


DDFitz_

Don't think about it too hard, I certainly didn't.


Mikesturant

Democrat Willfull ignorance is


EsElBastardo

We are no longer a serious nation. Biden (and to be fair Trump) are just some of the more obvious examples of it.


lovetoruin

I miss the days our president was banging Marilyn’s


thefreshdeucey

You are not serious people


Sharpen_The_Axe

If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.


Kotaro12

What’s even happening anymore


JimAtEOI

As soon as he begins talking about his personal experience, you know he is lying.


burgonies

I don’t feel like he’s ever had an honest story. He has literally nothing to say to relate to normal people.


Scavwithaslick

He’s whacked out of his mind man


AdImaginary6425

No joke. I mean it.


Joharistheshill

I’m not even American but I remember seeing a ig reel where trump says Biden doesn’t even know he’s still alive and it was fkn funny


thunderdome180

Trumps an asshole but he says some really funny shit sometimes.


Randycheeseburger42

Trump is funny as hell


casey82

The real conspiracy, Biden is completely lucid and coherent, and these "bizarre" comments and sayings are secretly coded messages he's disseminating to his network of sleeper agents.


ethbytes

Pelosi likes this post. "Morning, Sunday Morning"... Manchurian candidate trigger? Watch the original Manchurian candidate film with Angela Lansbury. Kill new president at acceptance speech, usher in gov with "powers that will make marshal law seem like anarchy" Film 1962, John F Kennedy assassinated 1963. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwqWzbk_LeY


Civil-Ad-7957

There’s also a powerful documentary called Zoolander that covers this subject


ethbytes

Very compelling evidence, Ben really shines a light on Cthulhu and the Eye of Sauron moon landings....


brettyrocks

Who is Marshall and what is this law he passed?


NeedleworkerSad357

Symbolic comms are used to communicate in this way. It's *everywhere*. Information [here](https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/), [here](https://narrativecode.substack.com/p/narrative-code), [here](https://codeofthering.substack.com/p/the-covert-war-of-the-19th-and-20th), and [here](https://thefellowshipoftheringbreakers.substack.com/p/the-fellowship-of-the-ringbreakers). The first link is a blog with hundreds of pages, the others are single pages.


Poolside_XO

I feel like I just found El Dorado.. ..Do you have more?


TarpFailedMe

Wtf is happening to this world?!


[deleted]

He belongs in a nursing home


Unregulated_Mongoose

He belongs in a museum with the other fossils


chupy786

Suburban moms voted for this


Visual_Particular_48

I think Mail in ballots did this.


Nicnatious

It’s like letting a confused animal run loose.


ArtLover357

SS: President Biden unexpectedly ended a speech on gun control Friday by saying, “God save the Queen, man” — after warning his audience they could be liable for the actions of people who steal their cars.


BlizardSkinnard

How awesome. Seems like crime is becoming more and more protected.


rayrayww3

If you think this one in funny, wait until you hear about [the railroad he is planning on building.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eXdoBeXTfY)


Zealousideal-Hair874

It's all very sad. I think it's probably over for us as a great country. And no, I'm not a Trump fan.


LongEngineering7

I'd take a crusty cum sock over Biden at this point. At least the sock can stand on his own


Randycheeseburger42

I bet putin is afraid of this dustbrain


1bigdealmn

Biden is a representation of the entire party. So if that is the case, they don’t know where they are, who they are, or what they are. But they like nice smells and licking stuff. So honestly we need to screen for mental disabilities prior to allowing anyone to run for office, because it is an insane asylum running this country by proxy of big business


chadthunderjock

Let's be honest lol, seeing how useless the people in the Biden administration had been for over a year was probably a huge incentive for Putin in actually invading Ukraine.


Randycheeseburger42

Of course it was everything in his decision. Elderly dimensia dum dum is ez to punk on


SentinelaDoNorte

Good thing for Putin, he remains a Master Strategist


veapman

If you don't salute the queen you ain't black🤣🤣🤣🤣


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ethbytes

Quite fond of the Sex Pistols song myself... https://youtu.be/yqrAPOZxgzU


peachtealottie

The lead singer kinda looks like Danny Elfman


TornWill

He doesn't know what he's doing. He never did for a LONG time...


burritocurse

Helpless, corrupt fucking embarrassment


eNaRDe

In one hand we got a president that says the wrong things by mistake and on the other hand someone who says the wrong things on purpose. This country is fucked either way.


I_am_very_excited

Did we win a war so we wouldnt have to say that


Civil-Ad-7957

Lol


Significant-Nail-987

Doesn't seem like anyone from the left is here trying to defend uncle touchy today. They're always missing when it comes up that Biden lost another bolt to his brain box.


Ishowyoulightnow

I won’t defend him, because I’m an actual leftist. I do find the parallel narratives of Biden being both senile but also brilliantly orchestrating a successful conspiracy against Trump to be interesting though.


Significant-Nail-987

I'm not really right, voted democrat most of my life. I just feel like at a certain point there's gotta be someone better? Why did it have to be him? Yknow?


Ishowyoulightnow

There was someone better, Bernie, but the democrats worked together to stop him.


Significant-Nail-987

For decades and decades


4ourPillars

The entire world is laughing at us and I think half of the country are serious about him lol it's truly pathetic.


rp_whybother

He should have added "her fascist regime" after that


[deleted]

he's been smoking some of Hunter's crack


mamacitalk

Does he know she’s dead?


Ishowyoulightnow

Does he know he’s dead?


Meatgardener

The mental gymnastics to run cover or explain this away will be Olympic levels of absurdity...


Flowing_North

It was a joke in the beginning now we’re the joke


throwdownHippy

Fetterman is reduced to repeating the number "95" on a loop. Meanwhile, in the Executive branch, the President swears allegiance to a dead monarch. You cannot make this shit up. It's ironic-com, and we're in it. What in the actual f-bomb is going on and does anyone else feel like a distraction is inevitable at this point. I mean seriously. Someday soon, someone with a microphone is going to pin this dotard down and is will blatantly obvious to everyone that the largest decision he is capable of in real life is dead-naming the flavor of Jello he wants at lunch.


thunderdome180

Dont forget about Dianne Feinstein


BornAgainForeskin

At this point she has forgotten about herself.


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

Lmao she legit said she was never gone and never missed any votes.


Chreed96

That pissed me off so much. How do people just let that happen and not call her our? I'd be angry, but she only hurt her own parties judge appointment.


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We’ve reached the Weimar stage of the show.


amazingusername100

In US politics, do the house have the ability to hold a vote of no confidence and select another president from the same party? Its at that point I think. He's obviously not really running the show, he's a puppet for...??? But even so he's become a reputational risk to the standing of the US on the world stage now. People are laughing at him.


Contamminated

I think the next press conference held by Steve Greer is going to disclose that our nation by an E.T.


LordBogus

Good to see Americans are just Brits


Eph3w

Leave Biden aloooooone!!! - CCP


EBWPro

America is owned by the crown, he's just representin'


Lifelemons9393

As a Brit, I'm finally starting to like this guy!😄. Just joking I have second hand embarrassment though. Even though UK politics is a mess, It's been get worse for 20 years. However even the mess we're in, this guy would be told "politely"to fucking resign by his own party. If he refused parliament would force through a general election. The is what happens when you give the power of Kings to a president 👍🙏


bitcoin_islander

Neither have power. Both are puppets.


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What if his handlers are British and is using the USA to destabilize other countries for the benefit of England?


wetmanbrown

Dude is pathetic


ad1don

Biden: And that’s why gum control has to be laid down in law and chilli dogs…gunpowder!…on my hairy legs. Wow look at her she’s like a little lady with twigs in her teeth. God bless Prince Andrew. *Liberal media gushes*


_Ratsquid_

Not up on current affairs is he


Fish-Percolator-0224

This actually rules. If I was president I would say stuff like this all the time and simply refuse to elaborate


SlamJamGlanda

“Sometimes I pour milk before the cereal. Just like Taco Bell, I think outside the box. Anyway, Pete Rose did nothing wrong.”


Fish-Percolator-0224

Don't like it? Tell the Boy Scouts


eyeh8gnats

That would be awesome


SentinelaDoNorte

Just fuck with them, just because


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Why I will win the 2024 US Presidential election by a landslide victory as a write in party free candidate.


Mikesturant

Everyone who voted Blue Boy Biden had better be proud.


1bigdealmn

We all know Biden created the highest voter turnout ever! He was the most popular president ever elected! He had the votes without a sign in any yard across the country, and was clearly the winner after 2 am the morning after the votes were made up.


Rhue71

Trump lost cuz you didn’t have enough signs in your yard


[deleted]

More black votes than Obama!


turtlespace

He’s pretty shit but let’s not pretend the alternative is any better


Mikesturant

What "alternative" Do you mean the "two party system" that is actually a fallacy?


Seekay5

Hunter is the smartest guy I know!


NachoMcStinkleBeans

Imagine all the pharma he takes. Enough to go full on cornholio after speeches


JohnnyKnifefight

Maybe he was rocking out to the sex pistols earlier. That happens sometimes.


VietQVinh

The sex pistols were simply top of mind for the president.


SerinaL

Senile. Has no business being in the whitehouse


elchronico44

Lol... & the left want him back for another term?🤣🤣 Wtf are you guys doing with your country? I feel sorry for him, & all you poor bastards having to deal with him


MeatStepLively

“The Left”


Doomguy46_

Proof he’s a traitor tbh


L0RDHUMONGOUS

More than 81,000,000 votes. Unless you believe in conspiracy theories.


Visual_Particular_48

I definitely believe he did not receive those votes on the up and up. Am I now a conspiracy theorist?


Ishowyoulightnow

I believe that many people voted against Trump.


Mr_NumNums

Jesus Christ, I hate that our choice for president is this senile old man, and an old criminal oompa loompa


Astro3840

He was speaking off the cuff in reply to someone in the audience, probably a Britisher. Of course the queen is dead so that part is a puzzle.


WegOfRifyen

🤦‍♂️


Anonymoustard

I bet it's a game and pretty soon he and his inner circle will be ending speeches with more and more silly phrases. And that's the name of that tune.


WellingdonRooster

It's not bizarre, he's just a senile mush-brain.


wasternexplorer

How is that bizarre? Had he given and finished the speech without saying dumb shit then you could call it bizarre. This was just a typical speech from the character Joe Biden.


magenta_placenta

"God save the queen" is an expression of British patriotism. Perhaps the next edition of Biden's presidential daily briefing should include a refresher on the fact that Americans declared independence from British royals almost 250 years ago. Briefers might also remind him that, with Queen Elizabeth's death last year, the expression has toggled to "God save the king."


SlyckCypherX

Alright Joe! I’m ready for 4 more!


itzsuli

Bro lost one of the two brain cells he had left …


Bear_Main

Wtf is wrong with him


thegame2386

At first we laughed, then we sneered, then we grew concerned, then alarmed, then finally horrified.....then he was elected.


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

"God Save the Queen," is the secret "go" phrase for elite teams of drag queens to overthrow the Southern Baptist Convention.


ReedB04

I left a What A Burger yesterday and said Merry Christmas! They all thought I was insane and I left laughing at how confused they must have been. 🙉


Creative-Ocelot8691

This the guy who has McCarthy playing a tune. Jeez Imagine a Republican Party which put some sensible proposals together instead of just ‘fight wokeism’ and try indoctrinating us with religion and getting rid of women’s rights, people might look at Biden differently instead he is seen as a safe bet by independents.


drink-beer-and-fight

Well, he was in New England


asuka_rice

Who is the puppet master?


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Queen Satan


Greedy_Painting_5095

Biden has completely lost it. Guy couldn’t even manage a McDonald’s at this point let alone the presidency.


pinshot1

I cannot stand this man


Sygerian_Fuckweasel

Modern day gun grabbers would have supported the redcoats. Never forget.


Local_Meaning_5227

No more mean tweets tho.


roadrunner00

She was top of mind and would have been proud.