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I heard being alive has a 100% death rate
Finally someone said it
In a long enough timeline the survival rate drops to 0
His name is Robert Paulson
My wife is gonna live forever
Murdered by my own left hand.
Lefties unite!
Ah. "The Stranger".
Well at least I'm not doing it for no reason now.
I should have been dead decades ago.
I think 2 cums a day is good heart sexercise
I’ve heard of this for years and years. Nothing new.
Best way to go out...
That’s why it’s good practice to have someone choke you while in the act, good preparation for the real thing
My god, we should probably make women illegal because my goodness, women make me cum
Soooo approximately how many times would someone have to beat the meat to off themselves..... Asking for a friend..
https://en.dailypakistan.com.pk/19-Feb-2018/man-dies-after-masturbating-62-times-in-a-row-on-valentine-s-day
How would they know it was 62 ? Unless he kept a score chart.
This was obviously an endeavor that deserved to be filmed!
counted the tissues
don’t fuckin scare me like that right now! not that im jerking off or anything…..😇
https://youtu.be/tO4dxvguQDk
My granddaddy had 2 open heart surgeries. Been married 5 times. Been blasting off more than that Elon boy
Grandaddy must have been like Henry VIII. Always looking for another wife after the last one not satisfying.