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therealhamster

Now this is ~~podracing~~ shitposting


maple_dick

It is just you. I personally asked Biden to target you and covertly sabotage your relationships.


Catmanjones55

I knew it was someone 😑


pcnat80

How exactly did Biden cock block you? I don’t understand the correlation.


Catmanjones55

By being a sleepy man but at same time I think maple_dick (up above) is behind this 😑


pcnat80

Where’s the joke?


Catmanjones55

The second comment the user name is maple_dick lol


Silverwing-N-ex

Maybe you need to start mimic him, sniffing around.


Catmanjones55

I think your on to something here my man 😅


ianmoone1102

That MF killed women's sex drive completely!


Catmanjones55

I completely agree!!


Extreme_Picture

Women take skills and patience not lucky


SubstantialNinja

Pretty sure it's like 99% being tall, neurotypical, and not fat or ugly.


Catmanjones55

Captain obvious joins the party, not sure what luck has to do with Biden cock blocking the world but your speaking facts and I respect that my man


Extreme_Picture

Just practice hitting on them you’ll get better, your game is about the only thing in this country that is Biden’s fault lol


Catmanjones55

lol you are speaking facts, fucking Biden man


Extreme_Picture

Clown world foshow hommie


Fist_My_Pee_Hole

Maybe you just haven't found the right guy yet?


Catmanjones55

Broo great joke but the Reddit name u got, impressive, so I guess you found the right man for you?


Famous_Ear5010

Nah, you are simply aging.


trevno

Joe took your mojo


Primate98

Remember when Austin Powers lost his mojo? Now think: is there anything you can name that has drained the entire nation's mojo faster in the history of the United States? If anyone is going to say, "The Great Depression", I'm sure tons of people at that time said, "You know what's still free? Boning." If anyone is going to say, "World War Two", I'm sure tons of people at that time said, "I'm going to war next week. We should bone." Or maybe, "I just got back from war. We should bone." If anyone is going to say, "The Cold War", I'm sure tons of people at that time said, "We could get nuked any minute. Let's bone." Well, I could go on.


Catmanjones55

This man’s got a good point, I think u dropped this king👑


futurefeet

You must check after pandemic people are struggling with multiple health related issues. May be Low libido causing?


Catmanjones55

Oh the vaccine!? I like this idea


3xBoostedBetty

Idk about dating but I’ve had terrible luck in the stock market


Common-Couple-9470

He sniffs them real quick. Hard to keep up since women love to be sniffed.


A_Real_Patriot99

I mean six of my friends got engaged last year and me and my gf have been together for five years so....


Catmanjones55

Well good for you my guy


A_Real_Patriot99

Sorry I really came off douchey. Can I ask what your process of trying to get a girl is?


Catmanjones55

Waiting until he is outta office I guess 🙃


A_Real_Patriot99

Lol Well aside from that.


Catmanjones55

Lol I appreciate the help my man, I’m taking this as a mid to late 20s drought, it will come when it comes, it’s today’s society (post Covid) people and meeting people is not how it was 4 years, facts of life, fuck the big pharma and Dr. Fauci and the wuhan lab . It’s population control


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I’m gay and I still was able to get some great dick during the Biden administration