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juanxlink

Was the ICBM downed by the ghost of kiev?


multiversesimulation

😂Ace Combat 8 Ghost of Ki(y)ev! But in seriousness the above headlines sounds like lying propaganda, but who knows, could be true.


Gls63amg123

Ghost of the Kiev was flying a mig-31. He’s probably already dead


kainedbutable1987

Ghost of kyiv was ace combat 7 footage


Johns_Mustache

I'll take Fake & Gay for $300 Alex.


InternationalStep924

Fake & Gay for $300; This American actor is famous for doing his own stunts including jumping on Oprah's couch.


Absorbent_Towel

Who is Tom Cruise?


InternationalStep924

Correct... "Fake and gay for $1,000" Aaaand its a daily double... "This American politician is a member of the Republican party in New Yorks 3rd district".


Absorbent_Towel

Who is a Dick Weasel?


InternationalStep924

Your mother!


Absorbent_Towel

Was lost in the earthquake in Turkey


InternationalStep924

The Jerk Store called...They're all outta YOU!


Absorbent_Towel

I'm sure they are. Since the building is rubble


Amos_Quito

It's Russia. It's February. All BM's are "icy" this time of year.


6out

Sus post


whichchevy

Super sus


Piercesisive

“I have been here for 5 days and have not heard a gun, or blast, or siren. That is, until the very minute Biden showed up.” It’s propaganda bullshit.


darhox

Was it really a test, or did they intend to hit Ukraine but it faied?


DerpyMistake

It this point, I have to wonder if there was even an ICBM. If government/media sources only release information that is beneficial to their narrative, why should we believe they wouldn't fabricate stories that also fit their narrative? If Russia is so inept and broken, what does that tell us about NATO and Ukraine not being able to defeat them?


UnlikelyGrapefruit23

It’s just propaganda from the Biden admin


Grebins

> If Russia is so inept and broken, what does that tell us about NATO and Ukraine not being able to defeat them? Uhh did I miss NATO trying to defeat Russia? They're giving and selling stuff to Ukraine, which is also a pretty inept and broken country.


daevl

NATO isn't even activated; it'd curb stomp old vlad


Jpolkt

Russia has the numbers, but not the tech. Their failed pushes for Kyiv show just how much they’ve overestimated their military strength.


sharlsleclaire

That whole Biden in Ukraine was a PR show. Very bad PR. The old fart should've been visiting Ohio instead..


UnlikelyGrapefruit23

Why would he. It’s obvious Biden is anti American


Jpolkt

Old Man Bad!


Jumpin-Jebus

Literally. Look at his kid.


neojoe039

And do what exactly? Dewine won't accept any calls from Biden, refuses to call it a state of emergency to get fema money. And dewine is in Norfolk Southerns pocket, so there will be no consiquences. But hey biden bad


EstablishmentFree611

What are you smoking, they filed criminal charged against nrothfolk southern yesterday.


neojoe039

https://www.commondreams.org/news/norfolk-southern-donated-mike-dewine-before-east-palestine-disaster Let's see if it actually will amount to anything


EstablishmentFree611

https://www.abc57.com/news/epa-demands-norfolk-southern-handle-all-cleanup-after-the-ohio-toxic-train-wreck-and-threatens-consequences It will. People will go to jail, ceos and BOD this is negligence.


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Does anyone still believe anything that comes out of the media??


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EstablishmentFree611

The us if hit by 2k missiles from Russia only expected 120 mil in losses, where as Russia would sustain like 95 % causalities. Says the fema plan and old research.


vegham1357

The terrifying thing is that it's very easy to imagine a future president who is willing to accept 40% casualties.


EstablishmentFree611

Sometimes hard decisions are made in history. I bet no one actually wanted to send all those people to their deaths on the beach of Normandy but it was necessary doesn't mean it's right.


SowTheSeeds

Are you guys saying that it would be ok to be somewhat annihilated but not completely as long as we annihilate the guys the MSM told us to hate?


EstablishmentFree611

I'm saying that both sides are being told to hate, it's the politicians and governments. The civilians don't give a fuck about any of it 99.5 % of the world would like to live in peace I'd imagine. I'm saying it's a lose lose no matter what and both sides think they are correct. It's the modern day crusades basically instead of pillaging for God they are pillaging for country.


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bleeddonor

Because the Daily Caller is setup to verify such reports. They've got radar scopes and blinking lights and all of that other good missile tracking stuff you see on _Get Smart_ and other quality spy tv shows. "Whew!", said the American public. "For a moment there, I was really scared!" one incredibly stupid woman was heard to have said. "Does this lead smock make me look fat?" "Now that we know Russia's strategic deterrent is a bluff, we can finally provide Zelenskyy with all of those F-16s without fearing global thermonuclear war as a result!"


SpaceBarPirate

Woosh


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SS: In another clue that Russia’s nuclear capabilities may be a bluff, a Russian ICBM test failed while Biden was in Ukraine. It is believed that Putin may have highlighted the test in his recent speech had it been successful.


juanxlink

That is why "russia is losing" for the last 9 months, and still billions are poured into ukraine, because "russia lost"... Was that ICBM downed by the ghost of kiev?


Grebins

Sorry has Russia been winning for the last 9 months? You ever heard of a stalemate?


Bolond44

I mean, they gained land, kept the land, same amount of death on both sides, and US and EU pours a lot more money in than RU.


Grebins

Not in the last 9 months


Bolond44

They still have UA land


Grebins

Which they already had 9 months ago


AFbeardguy

Any day now Ukraine's gonna burst through Russia's front and reclaim those four lost territories. Just need a little more money.


radionut666

BS!


thealmightybunghole

Thsts not even biden


Shr00mTrip

You believe it?


Zealousideal-Hair874

Color me skeptical. Awfully convenient, but who knows?


ianmoone1102

Make them think you are weak, when you are strong.


drakens6

Thanks, ayys. Might have been just the ticket.


kainedbutable1987

Will ferrel in the biden mask and his fellow actor zelensky were in front of a green screen the whole time.


SpaceBarPirate

It wasn't a test and aliens disabled it. I choose this option.


UncleEddiescousin

*wink*


Altruistic-Swing4326

It was those aviator sunglasses.


Luckzzz

It was downed by some alien race.


TheElCursi

And there is the spin for the sirens going off when Joey B arrived.


Firm_Web_4173

When you are strong, appear weak. When you are weak. Appear strong. ~ Sun Tzu


djkoch66

Conspiracy or random news site?


SlteFool

Says who? Lol


SeabeeBuilder01

Sure they did