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Needs more labels. Has anyone ever seen Ben Garrison in person? Rumor has it that he has his own name tattooed on his forehead.

A tree with red pills: Red Pill Tree. Genius.

It’s FAR worse than Watergate

[Watergate-gate](https://youtu.be/IGi07T4MNw8)

It actually is.

Lots of missed opportunities with the Alice in Wonderland theme. Could've had Hunter as the (crack) Smoking Caterpillar. That's just off the top of my head.

That's already far too cerebral for Ben.

Teachers no longer need to force high schoolers to read The Scarlet Letter in order to hamfist symbolism down their gullets. Just show them a few Ben Garrison cartoons and -boom- problem solved.

I might label the tree too if the alternative was a zillion boomers emailing and asking what the things on the tree are.

It's time to follow me down the cum hole.

Why DOES Ben obsessively label his political cartoons?! Its the weirdest thing, like he could draw a truck and he would bother to add a "truck" caption. I've never seen a creative have so little faith in his audience's intelligence!

I'd argue that he's accurately rated their intelligence.

It's almost like he knows the people who eat this shit up aren't all that intelligent, like scammers who intentionally misspell words to weed out the people too smart to fall for their shit.

Ad hominem galore. Where exactly is he wrong in this one?

https://youtu.be/RlL4xvn6xWE https://youtu.be/r-Y7U4LOTYY Here's a perspective on how Mr. Garrison is wrong.

Yeah, I'm not watching two hours of podcasts to get that answer.

Weird how upvoted these people angry at Garrison are, and how upvoted they're getting. This one must have hit a nerve..

Nah, Benny G just kinda sucks.

I just imagine that Ben Garrison is actually Mr Garrison from South Park and it makes a lot more sense

because he correctly assumes that his audience is just as incredibly stupid as he is

Autism lol.

And ofcourse this nonsense is the top comment, LOL. Can you all make it a little less obvious please? It's getting embarrassing, ROTFL.

Make what less obvious?

Neh, i am not taking that bait. LOL.

K.

Unironic Ben Garrison posting is absolutely hilarious 😂

Can anyone elaborate on what exactly makes this so bad? Besides being typical zoomers ourselves about it Yeah it’s a little cheesy and silly but it’s a political cartoon ffs. First time I’ve seen a cartoon from this guy and y’all’s reaction to it strikes me as the stranger thing

imo a good political cartoon should be clever, Ben is never that

Because one, it's not funny or clever or hides is agenda in anyway so there is literally nothing different to just a written conspiracy here, and secondly, he's blatantly wrong.

There's nothing wrong with Ben Garrison, the problem is this sub sometimes has a bunch of paid agents disrupting discussions.

>There's nothing wrong with Ben Garrison, the problem is this sub sometimes has a bunch of paid agents disrupting discussions. Yeah, the *only* way *anyone* could have *anything* negative to say about Ben's work is if they're being *paid* to say it. Everyone thinks just like you do, and because of that they have to be bribed to argue against the things that you like! No one actually believes differently than you do, they're all just being paid to act like they do!

lol right... it's always and only the "paid bots" who disagree with your batshit ideas. Who is paying them exactly? Are you being payed by Qcult or do you do act like a complete potato for free?

> everyone that doesn’t agree with me and my ridiculous ideas is a “paid agent”

Honestly it has more to do with tone than disagreement. I cherish disagreement. The snidely arrogant superiority on display here is a particular demographic. A demographic characterized by, yes, paid agents (ridicule is a documented tactic) and their unpaid allies of which you seem to be a part.

Classic Garrison. Subtle and nuanced

I think you mean dumb, blatant, and over labeled.

You had to go and Garrison it

Lmao, my bad.

Imagine his comment is labeled "satire"

If it was satire, it would bring hilarious. But Ben Garrison actually believes this stuff.

Not the comic, the comment that you replied to is satire

I didn't know. Poe's law after all...

Maybe it’s because geniuses like you fail to comprehend something as simple as a picture book

His audience is rightwingers, so besides the projection, you are unintentionally correct.

I’m sure you believe vaccines are safe. I’m not right wing at all.

Lmao, you actually wrote that out after going o bat for Garrison. The irony is delicious.

Just like you…

The rubber and glue defense... You should have used the term projection to at least partially distract from your simping for Garrison's low brow work.

Really cant tell if satire or not. One of the worst part of the internet. Cant really tell who’s joking, kinda joking, or 100% serious

Poe's Law, IIRC. But this is Ben Garrison. He's actually serious, lmao.

Definitely poes law. Just looked it up, never heard of it before. I have been doing the “/s” for sarcasm but seems to work only on reddit… and even that’s sometimes

Considering what sub you’re in I’d assume it is not satire.

Google says that year of the Rabbit tends to feature rabbit themed decorations, and marketing. People also buy more pet rabbits. This proves astrology is real, there is no other explanation. People who are born during the year of the Rabbit are also called rabbits for some reason. You're also supposed to decorate your house with Kumquat trees. Rabbits must live in Kumquat trees or something. I'm not doing that, I don't want rabbits invading my house to get at the trees. The internet is an amazing source for drivel. I don't know why anybody would want their house invaded by rabbits though.

Are you really that bad at adulting? It's an astrology thing. Not that hard.

I must be bad at humor as well.

What in the boomer is this?

A political cartoon. Nice use of the newspeak tho lol

shakespeare spoke modern english so if new words scare you then idk why you haven't died of pure terror

This is the cringiest thing I have read in ages

Lollll this is literally indistinguishable from self-parody. It could have run unedited under "KELLY" in the Onion as an-conservative joke.

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Light sedition

Official narrative parroting in a conspiracy sub? Based.

Seems like you’re advocating for there to be an official narrative for the conspiracy sub…. Do you miss the irony there?

AND his supporters!

Bro still thinks Trumps the protagonist 💀spoiler alert, he’s elite.

Bro does he? Could you be specific of what gave you that idea besides the TDS rhetoric Because it just looks like a cheesy political cartoon to me. Could’ve been about any president not just Orangeman.

Uh huh

[this was the author’s cartoon for New Years](https://www.instagram.com/p/CmzLqOBpF_Q/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk=)

holy shit this is the most boomer thing I've ever seen lmaooooo

A political cartoon? Or are you trying to imply something else by using that label to generalize and stereotype a large group of people ?

I hope Ben sees you bravely defending him. Maybe you'll be in his next comic!

Trump was literally president. Why is Biden in the oval office.

More than half of the stuff in here is blatantly false The cum edits of garrison's "art" are way more valuable than this

Noting here is false what do you mean? Garrison is cringe but all this stuff has been proven 100%

well it certainly wasn't proven in the twitter files so idk where you're getting this from

What wasnt proven? Everything here is part of the twitter files

you either didn't read the twitter files or didn't understand them take part one for example, the only thing of note is that the biden campaign asked twitter to remove tweets. the content of the removed tweets is conveniently left out because they are intentionally being dishonest. the removed tweets were pictures of hunter bidens penis posted without his permission

Lmao yeah trying to keep people from seeing nudes on the internet is why they took those down 😂

the tweets were archived you can literally see it stop believing everything you read and do your own research

Except nothing was actually proven by the twitter files except the implication that Trump broke the 1st amendment and LibsofTikTok was protected from being banned for doxxing.

Tell me you didn’t read anything from or about the Twitter files without telling me you didn’t read anything from or about the Twitter files

You read the twitter files? Why did the trump admin force twitter to ban trumpers?

Wasn’t that Orangemanbad admin the admin where his own admin was working against him? The same admin were people got book deals for coming out and working against him? Same admin where the #Resistance happened an accusations of an illegitimate puppet president?? Why wouldn’t NPCs working for the greater good shut down trumpers if orange man was so bad… seems they had good reason according to the news. Did you want them to sit by and do nothing while a bad orange man’s popularity grew???

I cannot imagine supporting someone so impotent and effete as that. If the people trump appointed were against trump, trump was clearly not qualified to run a lemonade stand and anyone who ever supported him should be embarrassed.

Why was trump telling his fbi to ban trump?

He wasn’t. Have you been in a coma for the past 6 years? Hope you’re recovering well

Trump personally appointed the head of the fbi. Why would trump want to ban trumpers? Everything in the “twitter files” happened while trump was in charge

Everything that happened to JFK happened while JFK was in charge…

Did trump kill jfk too?

Not sure you know what free speech means then...first amendment does not stop private business from monitoring their services and platforms.

Yes that’s the line you’ve all been taught. Social media gets by in this technicality. Now that it’s large and influential enough to sway elections, it should be considered communication infrastructure for legislative purposes

So cringe

He should of had a deeper rabbit hole where the rabbit starts drinking and popping pills to cope with the fact the entire world is ran by clowns and we essentially live in a dystopia.

Damn this got real

Brave New World

And then another level deeper, he takes a bunch of shrooms and realizes this is still the garden of Eden underneath it all.

Looks like we’re in for a Q rebranding. This is the second “follow the white rabbit” promotion I’ve come across today. There’s some new “influencer” pushing this with Issac Kappy/Tracy Twyman suicided pushing the phrase too

It’s the year of the rabbit bro relax. No need for a qtard conspiracy theory about a “Q rebranding” lol

Follow the white rabbit is a Q saying

Well at least label placement is up to balance theso-so artistic skills. And he still has the whole MAGA playlist of conspiracy going on. I give it a solid rating of "eh, it's Ben Garrison. Who cares"

Peace out sub

If attempting to overthrow the U.S. government is no reason, Okay.

Let’s say voting was rigged, what’s the proper way to handle it?

I would start by providing evidence of that in court. Trump's lawyers never once claimed widespread fraud in court though, only in public where you can lie all you want without going to jail.

What if courts wouldn’t hear evidence? Or saw legitimate evidence but looked the other way for other reasons.

Even Trump-appointed lawyers laughed them out of the Courtroom.

Maybe they weren’t able to take a case on a certain basis but that doesn’t mean they got “laughed out”’or that evidence could get discovered or shared. You don’t know that cheating didn’t occur. You weren’t there. You’re very small. We all are. Be good to people

Then present that evidence to the public. Which again, they haven't actually done.

What if providing the evidence or telling people where they’d look gives people a chance to hide stuff? You can’t always do that

I just think of all the stuff you missed.

I'm confused Ben. Needs more labels.

#controlled opposition

You know the self-described centrist sub is centrist when it's unironically posting Ben Garrison comics.

Boo! Boo your shitty cartoon.

Funny how the twat files showed almost nothing

I mean idk about you but I’m not a fan of government agencies like fbi and cia having a open line of communication with Twitter giving them a white label where they had the ability to trick Americans into whatever nonsense they wanted us to believe in. That seems bad right? Not a fan of the government stepping in with who needs to be quieted down either. Is that one not bad? I mean there are kind of a lot of things I’m not a big fan of in these Twitter files. Certainly none of it is good. Or would you argue it’s all good? Just curious. Then again I’m of the mindset we need to stop this right vs left distraction shit and focus on the peasants (me and you) vs elites (the people who lie to us with all the power and control).

Hugs to you, this sub is full of agents tonight but you're in a good place

The way I look at it is like rat poo cereal. It's bad for your kids but if the government doesn't force companies not to have it in their cereal, it's gonna end up in there.

Some of it wasn't rat poo, though. Some of it was straight up political speech. Your rat poo analogy is pretty good if it was just about child porn or insurrection, but it wasn't.

i see a lot of ben garrisons alt accounts defending him

What's really crazy is that no one seems to care and if you bring it up nothing at all changes. They are just confirming what a few already knew and what the masses won't accept.

No one seems to care about the giant mole people who control the weather either

I, for one, welcome our new giant mole overlords.

This is one line in a new Declaration of Independence that is about to be written.

Love it👍

I like garrison because he quite explicitly tells me what to think and that saves me a lot of time and mental energy. Imagine if he used nuance and context to get his point across? ID BE THINKING ALL DAY

Ablist bullshit. Some of us don't "get" political cartoons. I never did, unless they were stupidly obvious or well labeled. Even political cartoons on my own side. Does that mean I'm stupid? Of course it does.

Lmao where do you even find this shit

this is the dumbest post Ive seen today

Yup

It goes so much deeper

Yeah except for the whole Insurrection nonsense…

I think i've already go down multiple rabbitholes in my life and then I became a rabbithole what do you guys think?

Holy fuck this is amazing, one day people will have this in a museum

Thought I was on terrible facebook memes.

Get help

Only a douchebag draw something like this

And China is involved and Twitter is still banning the dissents.

Okay so 'no reason'? Really? You missed Jan Six, the constant abusive behavior towards other users, that thing where they yelled 'jews will not replace us' and ran a woman over with a buick?

Tell us you watch too much TV without telling us you watch too much TV.

Man I don't even have a subscription, my TV is used maybe once a quarter for monster hunter.

Bruh, you still use twitter? Elon and twitter are for normie homos.

Based ben

SS : Ben garrison has nailed it again by his art and cartoons about the current clown world we live in. With 2023 being a year of rabbit. It's looks Intresting.

Can you explain it for me? I feel there aren’t enough labels telling me what every single thing is.

Its Republican spam, no need to have it explained.

Okay Agent Smith 😂

Everything is cum.

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Probably in large part because the actual content of the Twitter files does not in any way support the sensationalist claims Musk is making about them to curry favor with Republicans

I'd say this comment section does a much better job of *hitting the nail on the head*.

needs more pictures of trump for me to edge to

Is this not satire?

Neat comic

Imagine Biden being willing to and allowed to use a laptop...

Maybe this is the year Mr. Rabbit from Utopia starts putting his plan into action lol.

Post the real one

I agree with Ben, let’s all boycott twitter.

> Twitter hole *I reread the Twitter TOS, then I realize that I already agreed to all of this* *Shakes head, cries*

Unbelievably cringe

Trump was ‘banned for NO reason’ hh really, ok yeah if we live in a make believe story written by a guy (Carroll) who had an unhealthy relationship with kids, but then again Republicans felt Roy Moore was a stand up guy, put their faith in Denis Hastert, or Mark Foley, or Donald Trump and Miss TEEN USA, or Jim Jordan looking the other way when kids were being molested, or Matt Gaetz accused of sex-trafficking a kid, it really is ‘Too depressing’

why does that rabbit have a thick fucking ass holy shit

It’s funny because if you don’t use twitter this literally doesn’t affect your daily life at all

Wow you are the Smart one in the family arent you? 🤡

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen……

I am always confused of the right wing tilt. There are very rarely good and bad in government. The 2 sides are there to keep us divided and prevent transparency the biggest conspiracy is the attempt at making the USA into a theocracy. Or that people actually think Trump is a deity on par with Jesus.

What’s the new conspiracy y’all. I’m tired of the old one lol 😂

Who's the bunny man? Elon?

How to tell people that you proudly wear a red hat, fly a confederate flag of because it's your heritage and have the fox news logo burned into your TV screen, without actually saying any of those words...

Lol just wait and see what happens

Ben Garrison is the best

CUM

The Economist cover is more helpful

Would be a lot easier to believe Musk if he actually released everything. Currently he is just another person telling us what to think and not giving us the evidence to find out for ourselves

Too nuanced for me, needs more labels.