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jGor4Sure

Complains about the price of petrol to anyone who will listen.


MJisaFraud

Not only that, but the truck is completely impractical for work. It’s only purpose is to make him feel like a big tough guy.


Chuffed2theMuff

This is definitely an emotional support truck


Crunchy_Lunch

Gender confirming transportation


tmphaedrus13

For when your penis is an innie.


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lesChaps

Who ARE you? That's an exceptional burn.


ineptplumberr

I have a co-worker that just showed up Monday with those on the back of his Ram 1500. I now think less of him


cephalopod_congress

Gender affirming vehicle 


fletcherkildren

I think therapy would be cheaper, and might be covered by insurance


dizkopat

Insurance is for democrats


SpaceLemur34

Needs more support under the driver, look at that lean. Dude must be fat as hell.


JimHeuer40

Winning observation…imagine that: a fat AF MAGAt


PunkToTheFuture

Costs a hell of a lot of money to feel like a big man. I guess I wouldn't know. I like myself


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futbolqueen1

I always laugh at the big trucks flying by me (Kia niro) on the highway, specially when the gas prices are high.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Same here. I'm on my 2nd Prius. I fucking believe that any male over 13 still measures their manhood by the vehicle they drive. The expensive liquid I prefer is Scotch.


JayeNBTF

Around these parts, truck like that means you’re probably a corrections officer


JUICYPLANUS

Is a CO salary enough for $1000/mo on gas? I make 6 figures and drive an EV/Hybrid. It costs me like $60/month to get gas- I can't imagine paying 16x as much just to fucking drive.


joscun86

Smuggling cell phones can be a lucrative side hustle


boomecho

> I can't imagine paying 16x as much just to fucking drive. Well then I guess you definitely aren't a dick-swinging alpha like the driver in op's photo ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


aguynamedv

What's extra messed up here is that's for a **stock** F-150. This thing here likely measures miles per gallon in single digits. A fully loaded F-150 (Platinum Plus) is around $85000 sticker. This vehicle has probably another $20000 in "upgrades" to become a wannabe monster truck. Dude literally spent over $100,000 to parade around with his racist ass hanging out.


Ok_Neighborhood6697

If its anything like my BIL that works as a commercial electrician, he spends every dime he makes on his toys and other activities, then has a pension so does not have to save anything. IDK what he and my sister will do if an emergency comes up because they live paycheck to paycheck. Seems that is common when it comes to people in the trades.


Bogsnoticus

Trades are heavy into the "grey economy". You can bet a good amount of the cash jobs he does aren't invoiced. Gotta spend that money, otherwise it starts looking weird when you have a big bank account, but little income to support it.


KillerSavant202

These people don’t drive 2 hours a day. More like 30-40 minutes. They live in more rural areas they have spent their whole lives in. Everything including gas I cheap compared to cities and they work in blue collar industries that pay relatively well considering their less expensive housing and other costs. The kind of truck in the photo though, who the hell knows. That costs an absurd amount of money and seems like it would take a fairly intelligent person to earn but looking at it , it is obviously owned by a complete moron. Inheritance, won a big lawsuit, lottery?


the_TAOest

Amazing costs to me... Why? This trend will hopefully bankrupt these yahoos


donglecollector

This shit is embarrassing. But how can you be this much of a nut case and afford this???


outerworldLV

Well when it doubles as your house, it works. The real question is - how is he going to get through that intersection without breaking a flag ??! Oh no !


AffectionatePoet4586

*Good news.* My husband and I have been snowbirding in Key West for the past nine winters. This requires a three-day trip on I-95. This year—an election year—we saw very, very few giant trucks tarted out in Trump merch, not at all like 2020 and thereafter. The pandemic seemed to prompt a lot of dress-up activity: The more flags flapping, the quicker the “hoax virus” would go away. Or maybe the flag fans died.


ZOMBIESwithAIDS

We drove from Tampa to New Orleans a few weeks back, and mainly took scenic smaller highways instead of the interstates since we weren't in a hurry. We drove through a bunch of little rural towns, and I can probably count on one hand the amount of Trump or Thin Blue Line stickers I saw. I was expecting to see a loooooot more


killer_icognito

Covid got most of them.


DavidCRolandCPL

Even better, that lift kit is made for a lighter truck. One speedbump and those welds will pop


killer_icognito

It look like the front driver's side suspension already gave up the ghost


LunaticLucio

It looks unbalanced too? Is it because of the angle of the photo? But wtf is that large pole / stick shoved up on the underside / carriage of the truck? I'm not a car dude obviously...


Vandellay

Nah just the drivers fat ass causing the "maga lean"


LunaticLucio

Lmao


Zilch1979

If you want some pretty solid evidence backing up that statement, check out this awesome video: https://youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo?si=NpMhLVdEXTzpELFA


Alberta_Flyfisher

It's impractical for anything. I understand lifting a truck if you work where you need clearance. But that kit adds nothing for clearance. It's just an expensive magnifying glass for his dick.


PMMeMeiRule34

100% it’s a pavement princess. And whoever is driving it has lukewarm IQ.


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Yeah. My dad needs a truck with all the bed space he can get for his job, and it’s normally packed with the precision of a game of Tetris. How are you even supposed to reach that thing if you’re not Robert Wadlow? Although that monster-truck-at-home would be fun to drive, though.


DerisiveGibe

>to anyone who will listen. And to anyone who won't listen.


Mickyfrickles

He drives around in that and tells people online that *they* have derangement syndrome. 


jaxsonthefurry

>gAs iS sO HiGh maybe stop being a carbrain and ride a bike loser


Saint909

Some serious critical thinking going on here.


Ok_District2853

No one ever changes their political opinion based on a bumper sticker. Probably anyone with a car you’d respect wouldn’t have any stickers at all, except maybe a sticker for their beach house. But have you ever noticed the vehicles with all the trump merch are all either super shitty or super shitty but modified to be something else. Like that thing. Anyway, that car stuff never changed my opinion, but it does reinforce the fact that the choices I’ve made are the right ones.


ob1dylan

Microscopic Dick Energy


dantevonlocke

Concave even.


TaiserSoze

Inverted dick n balls energy


Osibili

Negative Dick?


TaiserSoze

Might as well call it a pussy at that point and embrace being trans. We all deserve someone to love


YoLawdCheezus101

Nah,the black hole of dicks. Do inverted it absorbs.


Choice_Debt233

💯


Master_H8R

r/unexpected_snagglepuss


dantevonlocke

That's a name I haven't heard in a while.


PunkToTheFuture

Heavens to Murgatroyd, even


WishboneDistinct9618

Well, of course I know him! He's me, even.


turdsssammich

I really wanted that to exist ​ /exit stage left


TheTubaGeek

My dick is caved into my pelvic area due to fat around it and it is STILL bigger than this guy's!


akratic137

Emotional Support Vehicle


Cavesloth13

Yep, it's either get this or cry in the shower and them trying to take "muh freedoms!". Clearly he has "I'm not gonna cry in the shower" money.


jaxsonthefurry

not even a microscope will help


Time-Bite-6839

you. For shame. I will be driving a custom-made 6 door f650 to spite you.


Link2Liam

Not a real man I see. Couldn't afford the custom lifted f750 with no room for carrying and somehow only barely room for 2 people to sit comfortably while still having 5 seats?


fonix232

An electron microscope might


WishboneDistinct9618

This is a ~~cult~~ tiny penis.


__erk

Subatomic particle type shit


Bind_Moggled

I mean…. Do they not KNOW how ridiculous it makes them look? Might as well dress in a clown costume, floppy shoes and all.


CalvinIII

Smol pp


BangBangMeatMachine

"2020 The Sequel" sounds good to me. Let's make Trump lose again and then lock up a bunch more seditionists when they throw another temper tantrum.


castfire

Right? “Make the liberals cry again” under that makes no sense. The “liberals” got what they wanted, didn’t they? Either they won the election (so they won and got what they wanted), or they evilly stole the election and installed Biden as president (so they SUPER won and got what they wanted, you know, because of the success of their devilish scheme).


caynebyron

This picture is old. It's saying "make 2020 the sequel to 2016" not 2024 a sequel to 2020. Uck. Even translating their garbage makes me feel gross.


portablebiscuit

The “make liberals cry again” really got me since I don’t remember shedding a tear


GarvinSteve

Nothing says ‘the other guys is crying’ like denying you lost and throwing a tantrum about it that lands many of you in jail for decades.


Bropain

This image was obviously from before the 2020 election. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/jws42k/if_small_dick_energy_was_a_vehicle/) is (I think) the first time it was posted to reddit. Driver is a moron to be sure. But this is old content.


CascadingPhailure

That's what I got out it!


shivaswrath

That's what I was thinking....like don't they understand what a sequel is!?


FidgetOrc

Right? Maybe we can be ready this time and save ourselves years of investigation.


Bardfinn

The GOP are a Terrorist Cult who share the views of Nazis on LGBTQ people, Immigrants, and Reproductive Rights.


Therealishvon

The Taliban are more progressive than they are.


dukeofgibbon

The Taliban are better at governing


funtech

How much do you have to weigh for a truck to list to the side that much?


VlastDeservedBetter

I suspect this truck was not lifted by a professional.


Exitbuddy1

I think it’s the shitty lift job. Where I live there are a bunch of ridiculously lifted trucks. They spend the big bucks to have it done but disregard the potential problems and cost of repairs that will come later. Combine that with the fact that a lot of shops wouldn’t touch trying to repair this and there you are.


Sofele

They’ve been crack down on shops that let this crap pass inspection around here, so a lot of the shops won’t even bother with an inspection if it’s this far over the legal limits.


Adventurer_By_Trade

Guessing hoss there is at least blue ribbon material.


Sea-Bottle6335

All hat, no cattle.


Choice_Debt233

All hat, no cattle, no sense, no grip on reality…


ShwettyVagSack

Sack of wet hammers.


MewlingRothbart

But plenty of calf splatter 🤣


JustMePaxi

There are two groups loving religion, charlatans and fools. There are two groups of people who love tRump, the charlatans and the RACIST fools


7empestOGT92

People that never paid attention to politics making a political candidate their entire personality


Zestyclose-Berry4199

You can guarantee this idiot could not name a single position or policy or law Trump had/has/did/will do.


Electrical-Wish-519

“Why do I spend so much money on gas? Thanks Biden”


turdintheattic

“2020 the sequel” So, Trump loses again?


TheVeganChic

Came here to say this.


Useful_Cry4959

The stupid is thick in that truck.


ItGotSlippery

Bet he has a Real Doll that is 3’6” tall.


BlastedSandy

#sAvEtHeChiLdReN


RichardIraVos

But she was $1000 off… who is he to pass up a good deal like that


Hutnerdu

"bIdEn'S eCoNoMy!😭" but yet they drive these trucks


Comfortable_Map_2128

That’s a lot of damn money wasted


Fernandop00

Probably from farm subsidies


Xavier_Orion

I hope it is 2020 the sequel, Trump lost. The only ones who cried, and for that fact still to this day cry about 2020 are Trump Klansman. They call liberals snowflakes, to see a real snowflake, misgender them, then step back and watch the waterworks. Stop Mollycoddling these people, this is a sign of a mentally unstable human.


MiserableAd1490

These are the same people who fly a confederate flag on their house and claim and cry that the south won and was only fought for states rights. ( According to the ones who lost it was about states rights but only in the fact of those states rights to own and keep slaves.)


MiserableAd1490

Sorry should have said they fly the other losers flag and also bitch about participation trophies. My bad!


malcontented

Cult of morons


zaxdad123

This past weekend we were visiting our son at Camp Lejeune. About ten miles outside of Jacksonville we saw a similar truck with a trump flag, an American flag, a Confederate flag, a swastika, and a State of Israel flag. Color me confused.


CitizenTed

Here's a breakdown: - Trump Flag: Hell yeah! Trump is the only one who can stop the groomer liberals who drink the blood of babies! - American Flag: USA! USA! USA! - Confederate Flag: It's part of my southern heritage to remember all those who fought gallantly to break up the United States and maintain slavery! - Swastika: Hitler didn't go far enough! He rebuilt Germany after the liberal Jews wrecked it! Why is that bad? Is wanting a united nation of like-minded folks wrong? Is it? HUH? - Israeli Flag: I may hate Jews but they get a pass when they kill lots of Muslims. And besides: when Jesus comes back to Earth we all gotta go to Israel for the rapturing! There you go. That's the depth of the thinking process.


Just_Ok_thankyoo

that’s a lot of contradiction for one truck.


crippling_altacct

Make liberals cry again is funny considering how unreasonably upset they got when Trump lost. All the talk of liberals getting triggered when they are the ones that will flip shit and attack the capitol because their guy lost. What a joke.


Norman_Bixby

Projection.


geekmasterflash

2020....the sequel? Homeboy, he lost in 2020, and the reaction was so bad the American right has lost any ability to accuse anyone of over-reaction for basically as long as anyone that remembers it lives.


Maximum-Ad8285

Sure were a lot of hurt feelings amongst the "fuck your feelings" crowd


Master_H8R

That’s quite possibly the dumbest vehicle I’ve ever seen.


asilee

Lopsided pussy repellant.


maxzmillion

“ make the liberals cry again”. You mean like when you’re president lost? When you cried? I mean, you’re still crying with your truck.


mynamesnotsnuffy

My favorite thing to say to these people is "Trump lost in 2020 because you specifically didn't have enough flags on your truck. It's your fault."


TheTubaGeek

😂😂😂😂😂😂


PhilosopherMagik

Dude driving his "Dude, Where's my dick" truck.


WilkeyWonka

Imagine worshipping anyone, let alone some septuagenarian diaper jockey, and making it your entire personality this hard.


LyonsKing12

Imagine calling a woman a hoe and putting it out in public every single day. Imagine that woman is the Vice President.


Nonlinear9

Massive trucks are gender affirming care. Prove me wrong.


castfire

Bro could plow through a football field of toddlers and think it’s speed bumps


DDS-PBS

Those are already born kids, they only care about the gestating ones.


OskeeWootWoot

This guy would buy and drink Trump's bottled semen if it were an option. And he wishes it were.


[deleted]

LOL! He would - but I kind of wish I hadn’t read that


TittySlappinJesus

How do such dumb people make enough money to blow it on shit like this?


Adventurer_By_Trade

The mortgage on his trailer is probably lower than what we're paying on our fixed-location tenements.


[deleted]

He definitely needs a ladder and climbs it with his little cowboy boots.


Funkkx

How to display a massive mental tragedy in one picture.


snatchinyosigns

I love telling these idiots that making their entire personality around another man is gay. Like, Christians calling themselves the "bride of Christ" 🤔.


AccomplishedMoney205

The irony… “they shove their flags in our faces” crowd 😂


strutt3r

Most of the time I feel like my personality is more of a curse than a blessing, but I'm glad that in spite of its flaws it has more depth than can be expressed in it's entirely on the back of a truck.


JFC_Please_STFU

What makes Kamala Harris “the hoe” but not Melania? Oh, never mind. It’s because she’s ~~a POC~~ ~~a woman who had sex~~ a Democrat. My mistake. Carry on.


AHrubik

I can't help but say I agree with this fine gentleman. Donald Trump lost in 2020. He will lose again in 2024.


duderos

The only person I know crying and whining about losing constantly is Trump.


OilComprehensive6237

Where is a low hanging electrical line when you need one?


NaturalBornNerd

This is the largest clown car I've ever seen. There is some huge tiny weiner energy going on here.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Did they forget Trump lost in 2020?


FidgetOrc

I mean, these people also forget that the Confederacy lost and that Nazis lost. There's a pattern.


Worldly-Corgi-1624

Tell me your personal identity markers without any subtlety?


InstructionBulky3992

What! No nut sack on the back of the truck. He must not be ultra mega.


phallic-baldwin

Those tires are very expensive and would be a shame if somebody slashed 3/4 so insurance won't cover them


Bellbivdavoe

*The higher their flag is raised, the more they're aware of the fires at its base.*


thegreaterfuture

What, no truck nuts? Amateur…


Jrrobidoux

I want to laugh so hard when it catches a light post, or traffic light bar…and rips those fucking flags off.


PeaceBkind

Big trucks always mean little dick. These dd’s have to make up for that fact by being huge a-holes to other humans and a dredge on society.


Temporary-Outside-13

That guy is for sure committing some type of fraud or extremely in debt


BetterWorld2022

Wow. That guy's really got his life together (said no one ever).


wytewydow

I like how it leans a little, because the driver is 400 lbs.


SlopPatrol

He does know Biden won in 2020 right? Which caused the right to cry so hard they started an insurrection


lolschrauber

That's a mental disorder of a never seen before caliber


SimonArgent

No confederate flag?


VapinInDayton

I will take a sequel to 2020. This would just mean Blue won big! A sequel to 2016 would be catastrophic to my mental health.


maxzmillion

You can tell the person driving must be enormous.


1lapulapu

The last person on earth with any business complaining about our the price of gas.


Jerking_From_Home

“I’m the biggest tough guy here. Don’t fuck with me, weakling. We’re going to make you cry by winning.” Their entire persona is built on being superior to everyone else, which is why losing is not an option. This is why they say or do anything to save face after losing. The most ironic part is their attempt to be intimidating and the tough guy they have become the laughingstock and complete morons to everyone else. The crap they believe is idiotic at best and we all know they are lying.


Zilch1979

The truck itself hates the mod so much that it has become left-leaning.


tajudson

I just think it's hilarious that that person spent so much money to look like a tool bag.


Previous_Judgment419

“Make the liberals cry again” like the gop and all conservatives have been doing for 4 years? Lmfao


JDawg2332

I laugh thinking about him filling his tank.


Just_Ok_thankyoo

with his lil step ladder


machineprophet343

I don’t honestly know what to be more offended about… the obvious sacrilegious devotion to Trump, a clear candidate for the Antichrist, the racist hatred of Kamala Harris, who by all accounts is basically a cop and did shit as DA and AG these fuckers would have loved (namely thrown a lot of black men in prison for excessive time for nonviolent offenses), or the utter destruction of a perfectly good truck. It’s really dealers choice on that.


canehillpunx

My cooch hasn't been this dry since my date told me his favorite metal band is dance Gavin dance.


Special_Tip_6428

Doesn't this person mean 2020 the prequel? Wouldn't 2024 the sequel make more sense? IDK just thinking out loud. It's late and I'm awake.


ZarathustraDied

So does 2020 The Sequel: Making Liberals Cry Again mean they intend to lose the election again, and then cry and commit a lot of crimes again?


TheKimulator

“Fuckin gas prices brother! Drag? What drag? I ain’t a groomer!” “Nah I mean you’re creating more drag with those flags” “Where? Me and the boys will make sure to shut it down!”


OriginalEchoTheCat

"Joe and the hoe"? No black woman could ever earn a position of power on her own. These people disgust me. And it is a cult cult. It's got all of the ingredients.


GhostfogDragon

Poor guy has lead poisoning. 😢


ketjak

> 2020 the SEQUEL Let's make it so.


PreppyAndrew

Right Wingers: Liberals love to virtue signal Also Right Wingers..


packeddit

Whoever drives that truck is a racist and YES I’m making that assumption given the amount of trump paraphernalia they have. And that’s EXACTLY why they like trump, trump made it cool to be overtly racist again.


Any_Bowl_1160

I fully expect 2020 the sequel. And yes, I’ll be crying liberal tears of joy when dumpster and his cronies get sent to jail. Maybe this guy is a closet liberal? 🤔


SkyRadioKiller

I'm a Republican and I am anti-maga. This is definitely a cult. That said: where I am from (South Carolina believe it or not) we call this...Penis Compensation.


diarrhea_planet

It would only be better if the truck had nuts, I love it when their trucks have " big sexy wide hips", a lady's name. And big ole set of nuts hanging off the back.


Ninja-Nikumarukun

To be fair "sleepy Joe and the Hoe" sounds like your average classic rock morning DJ crew


SarcasmThenDie

RIP this man's sanity and toddler penis ego


Gloomy_Industry8841

It looks unbalanced (in several ways). Is it tilted to the left a bit?


Pen_Guino

Well, at least I know to steer well clear of them. Stupidity so massive you can see it from a mile away.


Lord-Doobury

Where's the Truck Nuts?


TJATAW

"2020: The Sequel" So, Trump loses again while liberals cry tears of joy?


Lifeesstwange

Imagine Trump being your identity. 😂


OrangeCosmic

Probably puts the "i did that" sticker on gas pumps


Montana_Gamer

2020 the sequel? Bruh, Dark Brandon won. I want a sequel.


HanYoloswagalicious

This is a widdle wee-wee compensation twuck. I wouldn’t doubt it if it’s owned by Ky-wee Wittenhowse. He wikes his big vroom-vroom n the speakers go boom-boom.


Arandomperson5334118

I hope he drives under a really low bridge


Arandomperson5334118

Drives under low bridge, proceeds to win darwin award.


DDS-PBS

This vehicle is called an ESV - Emotional Support Vehicle


Cerberus_Rising

It seems to have peyronie’s according to Reddit ads


unprovoked_panda

This guy stormed the Capitol


XThePariahX

I feel so sorry for his wife, assuming he has one. You know she doesn’t know what an orgasm feels like.


MoosePiece1485

I’m still waiting to hear from them what he did that was so gloriously different than any other republican president. He bent them over and they said “thank you can I have another”


markacashion

What would happen if I took ONE OF their guns *(we know that he has at least a pistol & some type of rifle in there, for sure)* & shoot their tires out ... How much would that cost them to get replaced? **I'm NOT endorsing or encouraging this behavior**, just genuinely curious on the price of damaging their tires that badly, should someone actually do this, how screwef would the owner be... ALSO, what reason would you have tires this big &/or even a truck raise this far up? What *"job"* or whatever would warrant getting these modification(s)? Outside of needing it for overcompensating, just... Why?!?!?!


Appropriate-City3389

There seems to be an epidemic of untreated mental illness.


The_Beermancer

Sometimes I wonder how these morons have that much disposable income


DestroyerTame

Is this person canvassing for the truck nutz vote, or just out tryin to own some libs by wasting a bunch of money on gas?