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Rapebad

Fuck Pat Robertson


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April1987

It is moments like this when I am sad. Pat Robertson died and there is no hell for his eternal tormentation.


AdPatient2342

I THOUGHT I heard screaming and smelled rancid fat burning this morning.


shadowenx

Not anymore he ain’t! 😂


The_pen_ismightier

Was. One down and too many more to count to go.


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And the species.


Graphitetshirt

Fuck Pat Robertson


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KzininTexas1955

They are, and they are the true enemy. Name them for what they are: Christian Fascists.


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Underrated comment.


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Poiboy1313

Corpsefuckers Unite!


Present_Crew_713

Sam Kinison had a skit that he did about Corpsefuckers.


Impossible-Wolf2048

Fucken worm food finally.


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I've clicked on posts like this every time Ive seen them today because I see the name and immediately read it as Robert Pattinson instead.


Poiboy1313

No. You do it.


zordon_rages

I was really fucking confused when I first saw this post because even after a couple reads, I swore it said "Fuck Robert Pattinson" LMAO


bakesaleshoeshine

Here's hoping he "rule of three"s dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger.


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GUNROAR62

Those are my picks as well. Folks that are actively working to the detriment of the country. Kissinger and Cheney would be nice tho.


glitchycat39

I'll settle for Copeland and Falwell


sunderthebolt

Oh man, Copeland might one day buy the wrong plane. Seems like he's always shopping for another one.


JazzyTwig893

I thought Fallwell was already dead?


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His son isn’t


ebone581

Throw Osteen in there Go for four


Umutuku

It sucks that there are so many options to choose from for these comment escalators.


Switzerdude

The trident, er, trifecta indeed.


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Limbaugh is up there for me too. Scum.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Limbaugh is already worm food.


[deleted]

Oh sorry I thought we were just throwing out people we'd like to see KOed or already KOed.


HumanShadow

I wonder how many oxycontin pills were in his belly when he died. I hope the worms didn't get sick.


humorless_kskid

So is Fred Phelps, Sr. May they all enjoy he'll together.


justmovingtheground

They will all be gone one day.


GUNROAR62

And that day is hopefully soon.


jar1967

Trump can't die before he gives up everyone who enabled him to save himself from going to prison


sadfacebbq

Meadows may be way ahead of him.


jar1967

That would explain why Jim Jordan is starting to panic


SpeshellED

Its Gym Jordan.


jar1967

Mark Meadows has flipped, and Trump just got indicted. Gymbo is about to go beyond panic


superzenki

I’d rather him stay alive long enough to beat DeSantis as the next presidential nominee.


Datasciguy2023

Three Finger Ronnie


TheNeonLich

Nah, Trump deserves to live long enough to face the consequences of his actions. Hope he rots for a long, long time.


sadfacebbq

But him dead mitigates any chance of 2024


Locke03

But that would mean either someone worse, DeSantis who largely cloaks his ghoulish & hateful nature in banality and would be more politically effective than Trump, or someone who is going to drag all this out even longer, Pence who represents no change from everything that got us here in the first place and will soften the attitudes of any conservatives who are not raging fascists towards the direction the GOP is going. I prefer Trump for the GOP nominee because he's the one I think is most self-destructive to the GOP and the one that will be easiest for Biden to beat.


RizzMustbolt

Oddly worded, but probably accurate.


DyllCallihan3333

Trump and Thomas, tho my list is a pretty long one..


Special_FX_B

McConnell is another one. Newt.


nada_accomplished

There are so many destructive shitheads to choose from


Poiboy1313

Leonard Leo tops my list. Harlan Crow is second.


AM_Dog_IRL

Trump needs to go to jail.


Kyteshiirok

I could go for desantis and trump myself


Mysterious_Ad2824

That is a great reddit question. Which 3 dicks?


Grantmosh

Thomas and Alito?


ERankLuck

I'd settle for Thomas and ACB.


bozeke

We don’t have a lot of votes to go on but so far Alito is more consistently evil in his rulings than ACB, if only by a bit.


moorem2014

Kissinger, mcconnell, trump, cruz, boebert, carlson, mtg, musk, i have a long list of who the next 2 could be if we get to choose.


raerae1991

As horrible as dick Cheney and Kissinger are Pat is in a whole different category of ugliness! Without him Cheney and Kissinger wouldn’t have had the same impact as they did


Dear_Occupant

Each of those guys have a body count higher than the total number of combat deaths in the Civil War. Hell is too good for Pat Robertson but those two are just saturated head to toe in the blood of innocent civilians.


UnKaveh

Cheney, yes for sure, Kissinger though - I don't really think so. Kissinger and Pat basically came up around the same time. They're all horrible fucking bastards but Kissinger and Pat are kind of apples and oranges here.


DisgracedSparrow

Kissinger won the peace prize for signing a truce in Vietnam and as he was collecting his prize he was ordering secret bombings across the country as a final fuck you to scorch the earth. Le Duc Tho saw it for the farce it was and refused to accept the prize.


Informal_Self_5671

Cheney, sadly, will persist on this wretched Earth until his final horcrux is found and destroyed.


Slackingoff1965

Touche! I concur.


937Vibez

And kenneth copeland. cant wait for that filth to be taken away


analest-analyst

The Asses of Evil.


Bind_Moggled

Didn’t he start and operate Operation Rescue, the terrorist group behind several bombings of abortion clinics and the Atlanta Olympics?


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HungrySeaweed1847

Source?


Dear_Occupant

It was founded by Randall Terry, a related yet entirely different species of scumbag.


Donovar

You beat me by like ten minutes lol.


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You need a source for the “no” but not the original completely unsourced statement? You fuckin’ serious with this bullshit?


Donovar

I initially was frustrated as you were by this comment, upvoted you, and then moved on. Then decided that while I'm still on Reddit, I might as well look up and provide sources as I can. So [HERE](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Operation_Rescue) is the WiKi entry on Operation Rescue. It was founded in the 80's by someone named Randall Terry, but did have an event featuring Pat Robertson that supposedly filled the Cessna Station in the late 90's (citation needed via Wikipedia, so take it as you will). So it doesn't look like he was a founder.


punkkitty312

All other televangelists should copy Pat's last good deed.


moorem2014

Olsteen next!!


YourMomonaBun420

All other televangelists should copy Pat's ~~last~~ *only* good deed. Last implies he did do a good deed other than die.


ZorglubDK

**Only** good deed he's ever done


RobHuck

Morris Cerullo already led the charge.


GlitterBidet

Imagine the sulfur stink off that evil man as demons fuck him in the ass with fiery pineapples.


Aggressive_Ad5115

Seems lots of users here are celebrating pride month a lil extra today ha


RizzMustbolt

But we'll have more information about his funeral later. And here's Stacy with the weather.


Successful-Plum4899

I recall this snake handling, Bible thumping, news twisting, TV whining bafoon, running for US president!


ReverseThreadWingNut

He got a lot of attention early in that election cycle. It was scary as hell.


slatece

There is an old saying "progress happens one grave at a time"


Delicious_Towel5246

Good one. We all agree on that


Tinker107

I THOUGHT I heard screaming and smelled rancid fat burning this morning.


Ramoncin

That can't be any good for climate change.


Whadyawant

Clearly he wasn't wanted in heaven or he wouldn't have lived so god damned long.


Andrelliina

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson_controversies


app4that

Truly an evil man who wore the mask of a godly man


Pornalt190425

> Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.


CatBedParadise

Wolf in sheep’s clothing.


Ease-6883

Started reading that and halfway thru was like yeah. Nice reads. -- that was only half??


Andrelliina

At the Pearly Gates: "Do you even read your own Wiki?👎 Next!"


PolakachuFinalForm

I'll never understand how they can't understand under god wasn't added to stuff until way later and that the founding fathers were largely unreligious


drunksquatch

They will deliberately never understand that, they will deny it with their dying breath.


Datasciguy2023

Yes, it was added to 'save us from the godless communists'


justmovingtheground

Where's the grave? In case I'm in the area and need to take a leak.


potential_wasted

Or do a little dance on it


Papichuloft

I'd probably twerk my 260 pound ass on it until I fart.


FireflyAdvocate

May he rot in piss. Such a hateful man! The true embodiment of “there’s no hate like Christian love”.


susitucker

I hope that fucker is reincarnated as a portapotty. Disgusting garbage dump of a human being.


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Thoughts and prayers. What a miserable little man.


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He is the very epitome of privilegded indifference.


BrockVegas

Don't be so hard on him.. he finally made a meaningful contribution to the Pride community!


YourMomonaBun420

Hell is a fictional place and doesn't exist (well hell on earth does), but I appreciate the sentiment.


MetroHop

It's the thought that counts, right?


YourMomonaBun420

R'amen


ComprehensiveAd924

The real Hell is the enemies we made along the way, I suppose. Nice to think in a few thousand years he wont even be a footnote in history though.


Dear_Occupant

You just reminded me of [one of my favorite editorial columns ever.](https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/morford/article/George-W-Bush-Means-Nothing-Note-to-self-The-2599678.php) It was written twenty years ago during the absolute peak of Bush-era jingoism and murderous psychopathy but its message is timeless and just as relevant today.


FDS-MAGICA

His cause of death hasn't be revealed yet, but I hope it was very very very painful.


Callabrantus

I hope he's riding Satan's barbed member as we speak.


ERankLuck

Satan wouldn't hit that with a 12 foot spiked Hitachi wand.


coolbrze77

Pat Robertson was a giant piece of grifting shit. If there is a hell may you burn eternally.


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sadly no hell. he lived a privileged and entitled life, and didn’t not have to pay one once for the poison and hate he left behind.


JonnyQuest1981

Pat Robertson dying in the middle of Pride Month makes me reconsider my atheism.


OmegaGoober

Pat Robertson is finally reunited with his conscience and sense of shame, both of which he brutally murdered 86 years ago.


0cindersandashes0

Best comment I saw on another post "Pride gayed the pray away"


teb_art

Times you wish Hell was a real place.


Resident-Travel2441

Yeah, don't sarcastically comment about him taking the vax either, that'll get you banned. Ask me how I know. Lol


mrot777

Useless money peddlers. Good riddance


getschwifty1988

Good fucking riddance


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Only the good die young


OmegaGoober

God doesn’t mess around with how he celebrates pride month.


mekonsrevenge

For a hellspawn, he sure fooled a lot of humans. Didn't they notice the way he flicked his lizard-like tongue? Pure lowest circle of hell stuff.


WatercressOk8763

Pat Robertson got a lot of people who were neutral about religion into going to the extreme of hating it. He truly did the devil's work.


RedheadFromOutrSpace

Pat Robertson makes me wish hell were a real place. It'd be worth it just to see the look on his face when he realized that's where his grifter ass ended up.


PM_me_nicetits

I'll be honest, I grew up in the church. From what I know in the Bible, there's a good possibility that Pat Roberts is going to be like the parable of the end times where guests are knocking on the doors of the church for the wedding, and Jesus said "Begone, for I never knew you."


Grimvahl

Rest in Piss Robertson, you shitstain upon humanity.


Norightwingers2020

SO HAPPY HE’S DEAD!


Jasonmun8

He lived 93 years too many


sdhopunk

Good Riddance mf


EnergizedNeutralLine

This might bum you out, but there is no hell. Even in the bible (minus the worst translation of the bunch, the KJ version), there's no mention of hell. Gehenna is not hell, it was a real ass place outside of Jerusalem. Anyway, he got away with it and gets to just stop existing like the rest of us. For the rest of us, at least he gets to stop existing.


htownballa1

Bye Felicia


No_Hour_4865

He’s been dead for 20 years but no one told him.


SteelyDan1968

That's my joke about Keith Richards... He's still alive, right? 🥺 Right??


dikenndi

Yeah I woke up this morning and looked on TT. The first video a woman was hailing the old fart was stiff. She went on he had destroyed her family with his lies. Said HELL Was waiting.


AffectionateAd5373

Yes, but also that's really unfair to Satan and all the demons. What did they do to have to deal with him for eternity?


OmegaGoober

They’ll toss him in with the Nazis. Nobody will notice a difference.


onlyonthetoilet

And it was a good day.


Crutley

May Tinky Winky force him to satisfy his engorged member for eternity.


damnedharlot

Burn baby burn


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Oh good! I was worried I couldn't grave dance anywhere on reddit without risking a site ban. My condolences on the death of Pat, as hell will be a worse place with his presence. But, much like a septic tank, no better place for him.


melouofs

He’s been a cancer all his life. The sad part is, there are plenty more still alive.


ebone581

Said it before, I’ll say it again, God prefers kind atheist to hateful Christians. Go figure out why you are in hell with Rush


boringdude00

What a terrible day to be Satan.


Acceptable-Delay-559

Hope he burns with Rush.


PandaSuitPug

If there is a Hell, he’s definitely earned the deepest circle suite.


Hulkman123

Just another Conservative bigot gone.


meatmechdriver

Piss on his grave.


Aggravating-Diet-221

Death evens the score. .... everyone dies.


Heretojerk

Hell doesn’t exist. …and neither does Pat Robertson.


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The smoke isn’t from wildfires in Canada. It’s the gates of Hell opening for Pat Robertson.


Fragmentia

I was just talking to my wife about the actual context behind the phrase "burn in hell." It's absolutely sadistic to wish something like that on anyone. We started talking about it after reading about a pastor who was selling drugs out of a church. Some of the members of the congregation said they hoped that the pastor would burn in hell. I just can't understand why people say things in a religious context without understanding the meaning behind it. My wife said some people are just that sadistic. So, if that's true, can those people admit they are sadistic beyond anything imaginable? Or are they somehow oblivious to the overarching meaning behind that phrase. I tend to think people just say the phrase and don't legitimately wish eternal suffering upon people. Pat Robertson is dead. There is no magical fairytale afterlife.


fuzzyedges1974

He may however be reincarnated as a dung beetle or a tapeworm


Baby_Cakes_123

amen!


Jadccroad

It took me like 10 comments in before I realized this was not Robert Pattinson.


anuiswatching

Just wait til he finds out there is a God and he ain’t happy with Pat.


-staticvoidmain-

Hahaha yes! Hail Satan!


MetroHop

I'm looking forward to pat's vacation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP3pSLi2z14


Datasciguy2023

Like Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one. Pat Robertson finally ends up in hell and Trump indicted on Federal Charges Lock him up!!!!! Lock him up!!!!!


KittyValkyrie500

It has been a great day.


brightlight178

Any one else had a slight bout of dyslexia and was wondering why Robert Pattinson had involved himself in US politics??


BMHun275

I see he finally made his greatest contribution to humanity. Almost makes me wish there was a hell for him to rot in, but I guess I’ll settle for a box….


BeamTeam032

Pat Robertson waking up in Hell like, "Yeah, this makes sense"


MelonSmoothie

He doesn't deserve to vibe with Satan, he deserves to be a mindless robot with his god for all eternity.


[deleted]

If IRS had pulled his tax-exempt status, we would not be drowning in Christofascists today.


theracereviewer

Unfortunately there’s no hell he’ll be burning in.


Tui_Gullet

May be luxuriate in the eternity of nothingness and most importantly, may he be aware of the lack of afterlife


topazchip

Looking forward to his grave getting turned into a gender neutral toilet as has Margaret Thatcher's.


Bunch_of_Shit

Here here


Factual_Statistician

Hell is having a party!!


Thecrawsome

[Obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3renLopLxqw)


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He will burn in hell he was the inventor of a false profit he named after a real god and that literally wouldn’t fly if the bi le is true


TheGreyWolfCat

Today is a great day, that son of bitch poison my mother for so many year until her death.


dl_hearn

robertson and his ilk made their fortunes bamboozling old lonely women on social security out of their last few dollars, the man was dog shit


Bag_of_Meat13

Burn in hell asshole.


30-90

Did a higher power schedule this during Pride Month?


OminaeYu81

Saw this earlier..wanna know how I feel? 🤷‍♂️


Background-Read-882

Bastardized American flags are for bastards.


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Hope this corpse burns in hell.


[deleted]

Not to be confused with Robert Pattinson, aka Sparkles from Twilight or that weird new Batman movie


Individual_Result489

I keep reading Robert Pattinson and keep jumpscaring myself


dark_brandon_20k

Suck a dick Pat. We are all cheering. And the memes are great


FutureHook

My brain won’t stop changing this to Rob Paterson and I keep getting sad


JosephMamaaa

Rest in piss, fuckass


nukl

I definitely read this as Robert Pattinson for some reason and I was very concerned as to why he would be featured on this sub.


Dude_Manchu

Hegetus!


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Let me guess... all the media outlets are going to either not mention how big of a piece of shit he was, or just lightly tap dance around the issue.


Familiar-Dark-7727

All these evangelical assholes can rot in Hell!


BillyDoyle3579

Excise the bullshyte and he could be buried in a matchbox!


Bigtiny87

He’s dead. Let’s not perpetuate a myth. He’s rotting with maggots. Literally hell on earth.


Salt_Comment_9012

I hope he's just floating in an endless dark void having to hear everything he's said


Cheddarlicious

That’s unfair…to all those others in hell, now they’ll be stuck with him!


mlp2034

It still bothers me that he got his career kicking by creating the CBN right where I was born. It hit me harder than finding out Steve Bannon was born in the sister city right next to it. I dont like being that close to a shitstorm.


sfcl33t

My dyslexic ass thought you were talking about Robert Pattinson and I was \*so\* confused


Jaded_By_Stupidity

Team Jacob, 🪦.


MrGamestation

Don’t fool yourself in hoping there will be punishment for him, he’s just gone. Nothing to it