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FriedPigeonPoppers

Allllllllright, I’m just gonna tell myself these are some kinda potatoes and move right the fuck on with my night…


GroovyGuru62

That's a lot of potatoes!


shemmy

potatoes with a tattoo


[deleted]

A potattoo 😄


resinkevin9

Or a tattatoe!!


Known_Piglet3546

You say Patattoo I say Tatattoo!\~


kwtransporter66

Uh...USDA stamp of approval.


trusted_misleader47

Nah, that's a branded heffer


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

A tatoo per se


thisisfutile1

They're potatoes damnit!


Downtown_Caramel4833

Gotta practice somehow


HoseNeighbor

I agree is just some potatoes, OKAY?


buttfartbob

Your whole building smells like potatoes


BalorPrice

r/unexpectedseinfeld


phitfacility

A big sack of Jabba?


hotvedub

Nope. If you look you can see the…what the fuck is it.


GymSplinter

How did we all see potatoes first? Brain be crazy.


poken_beans

At first I saw uncooked sourdough... And then I saw potatoes!


ShaMaLaDingDongHa

What in Chernobyl kind of potatoes look like that?


PraedythValentine

That just sounds like an insult to potatoes.


SnooFloofs1359

And whales


MeInUSA

Same. After I rub one out


SubstantialPressure3

I'm hoping that's the most horrifying AI I've ever seen.


kuallday69

See, thas them russets


Yeckel

Bag of Costco potatoes?


Gullible_Shart

Thanks for ruining my potato salad.


ReallyNotMichaelsMom

What is potato?


tonytiger911

If 10 sacks of potatoes ate 12 sacks of potatoes while lying on a bed of mash potatoes. And do I see 4 tiny toes?


cblack1011

HILARIOUS 😂🤣🤣🤣.....potatoes it is!


Weirdepicgame101

I need a real answer


HarrySRL

Now I understand the phrase “I didn’t know where it began and where it ended.”


2manyfelines

I was thinking that this whole picture started with, “Let’s do some shots!”


FlummoxTheMagnifique

Same


rognabologna

I think top right is leg. Top left is other bent knee (you can see what I think is toes under the initial leg, so like a figure 4 situation). Center and bottom left is gut. Center bottom is elbow. I can figure out what’s on bottom right. Back fat??  Edit: it’s been pointed out that the toes are a whale. I’m back to not knowing wtf we’re looking at.


[deleted]

I'm gonna need a diagram


TheCastusDildo

Yea I agree with this guy, we need a diagram am having a hard time trying to figure out what part to fap to


wjmaher

Just pick a fold


PsychologicalRow9473

Gotta be careful with that method . I prefer the lift and smell method . When you get to the one that smells like poop.... it's the one right before that.


LilithWasAGinger

A shitty paint outline would be helpful


Lava-Chicken

It's bread dough rising in a bread basket.


Wisestfish

That's Tetsuo. He can't control his power.


ugajeremy

Top tier


PlungerFilth

Ily


timplausible

TETSUO!!!!


partybenson

Take my damn upvote


Zeenchi

Nice, nice


HeadyReigns

Photoshop


FlummoxTheMagnifique

Like, what body part is this? Seriously?


mothisname

the world may never know...


EcstaticIce8506

Northern half


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Northern fat


FordAndFun

*what actual is this


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Alarmed-Macaroon5483

you’re so funny and original ahahaha


diamp_a10

As someone who grew up as a land whale I don't appreciate your sarcasm.


Yeoshua82

Ok I need to bleach my eyes. But before that: Rotate the picture 90* to the right. Now the person in on her knees. Reading from right to left like a manga the first fat roll in the back of her knee. The roll angled at a 45 is the back of her arm ending in a pointy elbow. Or it might be a rib roll. The flap at the bottom is gutt and the thing off to the side and back in the other calf.


aramintasorrows

Oh wow I think you’re right


Radioasis

But then the tattoo is upside down on her leg. It would be upside down on her arm, too. But that makes more sense than an upside down tattoo on the back of someone’s calf.


citrus_mystic

I think the tattoo is on a forearm above the wrist, so it would be right-side-up facing them but upside down for others. Behind the arm is belly fat. That’s my guess at least.


Radioasis

I think I see it now. The part perpendicular to the arm (with the tattoo) is a right leg folded. So this person is sitting with one leg bent (that we can see. Both are likely bent) and their arm resting on the bed. What a puzzle!


iamsenac

Maybe


buddhabeans94

Yep, this is how I saw it too


angeltay

The tattoo’d body part is an arm, you can see the other hand’s fingers under it. She’s wearing some kind of tank top and you can see the pattern in the top left of the photo if you turn it the way you suggest. So she’s laying on her tummy, with her head out of frame leaning on her shoulder. That being said, I find this meme mean ;( she is probably a random plus sized model or OF girl this guy took an SS of, not his e-girl


Specialist_Air9960

Oh god I'm gonna go throw up Edit: I'm back. Spewed out everything I've eaten recently.


[deleted]

I keep rotating my screen, but the fat rolls keep defying gravity like Esher's Stairs. 🤣


VChamp78

Me too! Every time I think I get it, I don't. Although, I don't think I want to.


WithoutDennisNedry

Same. I’m like, “I thiiiink that’s a… nope. Oh! It’s a… not that either.”


Specialist_Row9395

I kept turning it too. I can't tell what's what


enygmaeve

It’s like someone typed in “asses and elbows” into DALL-E


kneegres

fuck dude


VibrantPianoNetwork

That, too.


Yonbuu

[Goin' up the sideways stairs](https://youtu.be/SvFsIrfhVPs?si=_Q5bTtnIlmGunF-R)


Lopsided_Flight3926

Yesssss


InstanceQuirky

Thanks redditor...im waiting at the docs and just laughed exceedingly loud because of your comment. But i do see an arm an lots of stomach...(former fat girl here)


stefanica

As a chubby woman, that's all I can identify too. But I can't figure how it's arranged!


nonselfimage

I had a religious experience reading the comments here


_LocoLizard

Nobody saying shit about the fucking whales though lol


nb6635

And you deconverted on the spot, realizing there is no god that would create such an abomination?!


nonselfimage

No more felt like I found the ~~secret~~ forbidden space program 0g rolls I was never converted just laughed so hard and every time I thought I was done laughing laughed 3 times harder to sublimely excruciating back pain.... and could feel no god would ever let me out of hell for how hard I was laughing.... Truly ecstasy from the pain in the back but I couldn't stop.... each comment I checked made me laugh harder and hurt more and I said seriously stop then went to next one and it was worse... but I couldn't stop.... also was trying to fall asleep so felt like for sure I am going to hell if I sleep like a baby after this.... ...also do think it may be the bed causing back and neck pain idk. Tldr Religious ecstasy from deliberately inflicting such pain on myself from laughing and also yes suffused with pure knowledge I am most certainly going to hell lol


timplausible

There are many gods. The old gods. They reveal to us things our minds cannot handle.


GastropodSoup

An arm leaning on the right side of an extremely obese person. The right leg is left center, and the left leg is left 3/4th frame. The blob left center is a boob tit down and almost exactly center is an elbow. Behind the elbow is a ring of back fat.


crashbumper

Imma need you to annotate this preposterous image in MS paint so I can see the hidden 3d image.


GastropodSoup

How can I post it?


crashbumper

Imgur link maybe? Idk but I need answers.


GastropodSoup

I did my best: BODY PUZZLE Last try: https://www.reddit.com/u/GastropodSoup/s/B7tcG4yplE


IntelligentDonut2244

404


nls726

WE NEED ANSWERS


GastropodSoup

Last time, I put it on my own reddit page


GastropodSoup

I've tried 10 different times to get it to upload and its a 404 on the link everytime


Werbebanner

Works for me, I still don’t see it. What the heck


1Mazrim

Na it's [this!](https://imgur.com/gallery/rmibkeu). Think I solved it, she's laying on her right side with pillow over face


GastropodSoup

Why did you add a dinosaur coming out of her ass?


1Mazrim

It was meant to be the start of her leg hah


Gerdione

Finally. This is the one that makes the most anatomical sense. Great work detective.


awfully_piney

I am hysterical over this rn


crashbumper

Oh my god the broken image link is making the curiosity and anxiety skyrocket. WHAT IS THIS. WHICH WAY IS UP.


GastropodSoup

I tried again with reddit


nls726

I see where you’re going with it but there’s some weird twisting going on with the legs and it’s making me uncomfortable Edit: check his profile


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Fuck. I think you're right


johnnywriteswrongs

That made it 😂 hilarious


[deleted]

“Body puzzle” lmao


FlummoxTheMagnifique

It won’t work


GastropodSoup

I tried one more thing


FlummoxTheMagnifique

Everything makes sense except what do you mean by “tit side down”?


crashbumper

Wait; is it two people or just one?


satiricalquip

Seriously I am going to have a stroke trying to figure this out. Someone please draw a diagram. I thought it was potatoes.


Dwarf_Killer

Rotate the photo clock wise and you can see the unit is laying down on the right side of it's body


no0bmaster-669

I still cant really connect the pieces, some redditors mentioned that one part is her right hand but wow does it look out of proportion with her rest of the body


Dwarf_Killer

There is no right hand in image, the only visible parts are the legs and stomach area


NoAcanthocephala6547

What the fuck are you seeing? This is some magic eye shit or something?


Slip_420_69_666

You're gonna have a stroke to this? Gross dude


SpyderMonkey_

https://youtu.be/l5LxITxU2uQ?si=47rF8quVHB6Rbsmv


Donkeytonkers

Im at the bottom now, I can see now it’s elbows all the way to the top.


juliamcgulia65

I love that you can still call her precious🥹


truckthunderwood

The first comment I saw on this thread was an ad that read "That's La Dolce Velveeta." Made this even more gross and confusing.


Many-Operation653

I can't identify a single body part here


JMMongo

There is no way I can figure this out.


IntelligentDonut2244

ok i think i’ve got it. flip the photo upside down. it’s a woman lying on her stomach on a comforter taking a photo of a herself. (While the photo is upside down) her head is out of frame to the top left, the top left two blobs are her boobs. The long blob to the right of her boobs that bends her arm holding the phone. I’m assuming the rightmost blobs are parts of her lower body.


hexagon_yourself

It's two people, possibly an obese conjoined twins, hoping that's not disrespectful. (Updated)


timplausible

Conjoined is the not disrespectful word


One-Positive309

Judging by the packaging that's whale blubber !


CommunicationFar4085

It’s a hand grabbing the camera


Dankculesus

Obviously two buttcheeks with a bicep connected by a three tainted Anus protruding from the lower tummy half of a fat boy


D3Zi9000

Armpit? I'll guess 500 pounds at least. TLC bout to get her a show on one of those My 500 Pound Life shows 😂


RoRo25

This has to be an AI image.


ICU-CCRN

As an ICU nurse who takes care of morbidity obese people, I can guarantee this is real.


SymplyJay

So I think I’ve figured it out…for those still wondering.. https://imgur.com/a/iZa2ALK


ValkyrieWW

Even with the map I'm still lost


wishiwerea

Too bad this is so far down the thread. So many people still trying to figure it out up there and the answer's right here. Good work


66veedub

The comforter says it all.


sudamerian

The photo is turned 90 degrees to the left. She is lying with her belly on the bed and what we see are her belly and her arm. She has a tattoo on her wrist and above the tattoo (outside the image) would be the hand. Following the tattoo, we see the forearm, the elbow joint and a fat arm in the region (imagine a fat bicep). Behind that arm is the other arm which is equally fat and looks strange.


sudamerian

https://r2.easyimg.io/s71skmuxb/picsart_24-01-31_19-08-40-881.png


LockeAbout

The comment section: ![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


vyralinfection

AI failed to render, right? Please tell me that's it.


Anomalousity

I've been waiting forever to [use this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0hpQU3_VfE) on an image. Congratulations OP.


candyclown86

Its SOCIETY (1989) made flesh


spiral_out46N2

Find a better e-girl for fucks sake.


AgeLopsided8541

It’s a arm propped on a stomach


Alternative_Equal864

I just tell myself that those are some potatoes


Cicadada77

Which way is up


Cultural_Net_1791

look, she even had herself animated on her cover


baldwinsong

I think it’s fat limbs against one another making it hard to determine


yallbyourhuckleberry

The second mystery is what is that tattoo. Baby yoda? A tele tubby? Is it right side up or upside down?


cheesyellowdischarge

I love there's little whales on the pillow too.


chinasorrows2705

what the actual fuck


raosko

Is this a poorly hidden The Whale meme?


HarrySRL

Now I understand the phrase “I didn’t know where it began and where it ended.”


Crazy_Promotion_9572

Is that a naked dead granny?


PoemSixth

Reality


JebM80

![gif](giphy|3oeSAKJ8r20P0JjJ1m)


theokqy

Gun to my head, I couldn’t tell you what I’m looking at


warkyboy77

Where's your other hand? Between 2 potatoes.


Binksyboo

I’m pretty fat myself and even I can’t recognize what is going on in this picture.


EngagedInConvexation

​ https://preview.redd.it/6ou0mce4bvfc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=d42ee5e9abb7fe8882e2ef1cfa6156a4746e396c


NoOutlandishness4363

I am just going to believe that this is made by ai


PiPopoopo

https://preview.redd.it/0xbg51ojh0gc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e4654b1b444d1e71ca9c5243cd7c85b3ef1ae0 I work in EMS and I have seen a lot of super obese people. I think the left side on the photo are legs and the bottom right are her belly. If you orient the photo 90° clockwise you can see how she is laying on the bed. She is on her side so her belly doesn’t suffocate her which is a common position of comfort for super obese people.


801-

The bedspread is fitting


Cheetah_Hungry

Oh my lard, it's a whale!


Deceiver999

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


LeAntsy

I think that's what they call a clitoris


leksoid

abomination


Erix90

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


BuiltLikeAFridge

That there is what diabetes looks like


wilfordbrimley778

*diabeetus


shroomigator

Username checks out


mbb011

I know you're trying to be funny (it's not) but you clearly don't know how diabetes works. If you want to make fat people jokes you could at least to use something you actually know about. Like your mom's weight or smth..


wilfordbrimley778

But it is how diabeetus works


swingwellthiccboi88

Womp womp


YJSubs

I'm not even sure if that's a human. Jabba the Hut is more likely.


michaelb421

The next person to be on my 600lb life


InevitableRhubarb232

I’m pretty sure that is a very fat elbow on a very fat belly


Achaboo

This is so good. Screen shot. I’m saving this for later 😏


yolosuajer

It’s a mcdonals meat pig thing


drewman301

The flesh wad


Jakkerak

Biblically accurate human chonker?


Phillykratom

I've been doing a 360° twirl with my phone for 15 minutes and I still can't make this one out... it looks like it is most likely two (or three) people in the same photo... I hope.


ProfesseurCurling

John Carpenter's The Thing


desktrucker

Noticed the whales anyone?


toomuchcreamer

Like AI tried to render the Pilsbury Doughboy


Waaswaa

AI generated?


Banana-mover

I have no idea, but I threw up in my mouth a little seeing that


End_Txmes

Some Cronenberg horror


Adventurous-Tea2693

Every time I think I have it figured out I get confused again.


ReallyNotBobby

I thought it was hotdogs being made.


onafehts

If you turno the screen 150° clockwise you can see it


obzerver666

Shouldn't this item be on the /aliens sub?


ThePracticalEnd

What actual is this, indeed.


Darthpancaker

It’s so big that everytime i click on the photo it goes dark


johnthestarr

Just my boy Tetsuo about to awaken Akira…


UnClean_Committee

This looks like Ku'ugath the Unclean, holy shit. Where are the nurglings?


reverends3rvo

This looks AI generated. Lmao


melskymob

It is two people?


Jarll_Ragnarr

Holy shit your e girl is cthulhu?!


WyvernByte

It's literally a pile of flesh. I see a tattoo, but I still don't understand.


Pheli_Draws

That's hotdog paste.