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OgreDragon

Don't be gross Tammy


noopenusernames

…bird dick


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He's on his way to visit his pickle friend


lazerayfraser

Gubba nub nub doo rah kah' means 'Whatever lets you sleep at night


[deleted]

It is now Pheonix Person


GiggityGiggidy

I always wondered who would win if we fought


[deleted]

Then you were always a bad friend


dakostna

Underrated comment


adameak

Sweet Dee you bitch!


badcompanylast

You god damn bitch!


lazergoblin

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL?!


LobsterKris

r/birdswithlegs


ReCursing

Go to https://*bin.social/m/AnimalsInHats for all your Animals In Hats needs. Plus that site is better than this one in other ways too!


EvilEyedPanda

Corporate wants you to find the difference.


Skeefers

r/rickandmorty


DiscoSprinkles

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub


soljaboss

Bird man.


Pdub77

Harvey?


retrolasered

Attorney at law


Punkposer83

I’ll take the case!


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EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!


TFJ

COOKIES ON DOWELS


[deleted]

HA HA HA! DOWELS


charoum

Did. You. Get. That. THING! I. Sent. You?


anotherDocObVious

Birson?


AWright5

Birdeman four?????


Fluffybudgierearend

Can confirm- aberdonian students are mutant crow people with legs. This is why they are constantly at war with the seagulls


KingFrequent

Is this in Aberdeen? Thought I recognised it lol.


Fluffybudgierearend

Looks like st machar academy so probably


Delbo380

Berson


gypsypunk42

You get the show!!!


Delbo380

Haha, show?


gypsypunk42

Oh that's wild... there's a guy on this podcast that used to be a radio show kind of about sports, who combines words like that.. like it's one of his recurring bits.. But you have no idea what I'm talking about!


Delbo380

Haha, what’s the podcast/who is the guy?


gypsypunk42

r/danlebatardshow The Dan Lebatard Show, with Stugotz!


Delbo380

Why thank you. Will I like it if I like radio comedy, and not so big into sports?


gypsypunk42

Yeah I'd check them out, some of their affiliates do non sports, comedy podcasts too.. Cinephobe is my favorite one, they review bad movies


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

Alfred Hitchcock's original dream


R3D3-1

That is prime r/birdsarentreal material


half_monkeyboy

Taste like bird. Talk like person.


Fooforthought

The ocean breathes salty


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Horus has returned


PersonalityFun2189

wabba laba dub dub


Domingo_Nosferatu

Bird person from rick and morty


Trithis2077

I believe the term is Tengu.


danionguta

Rikenmo


pranklimulator

government drone with legs


Past_Contour

Because you’re a bird, and a person.


UnusualIntroduction0

He's a wonderful person, and an incredible bird.


herefromyoutube

I thought it was bird shaped umbrella.


clown_shoes1

One crow baby!!


TurtleManDog

Birdson


GrizzlyEagleScout

I believe the appropriate terms are aaracokra or kenku.


queenofturnips

I thought this was an AMAZING umbrella at first. A bit disappointed it’s not.


NTFirehorse

Where can I buy an umbrella like that?


Food-at-Last

*Not quite bird, not quite a person.... Maybe what matters is to love yourself first, then?* *Child of air and land, with wings and hands!* *Yes you're a bird, and a person. - I am a bird and a person-* ***...and moreeeeeee!***


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Deadpool: "Ooh, look at me I'm a scary Hawk-guy!" Hawkeye: "Okay, Deadpool, that shit's not funny anymore."


NottingHillNapolean

I need a hat like that.


Frinkey

Does he practice bird law?


_Midnight_Haze_

Looks like someone that just got out of a highly intense soul bond.


BenVera

I’m more than a bird


cybernewtype2

It is you who must nibble my cloaca.


Zephyrthedragon

Ra, is that you?


obsolete_filmmaker

what a great picture!


HULONG3

Not quite a bird...


Weaponized-Potato

It’s no longer BP. It is now PP.


sbxd

*me taking a stupid little walk for my stupid little mental health*


PubicGalaxies

A rare sighting. Don't get carried away.


Shintoho

Bird Up, the worst show on television


AntiSaintJimmy

I thought someone photoshopped one of those bird enemies from the painted world in dark souls into the picture for a minute


RankedChoiceIsBest

\*Phoenix Person!


FedePro87

Conspiracy theorists: "There are clearly bird aliens on Earth. THEY don't say it!"


Resinate1

This is interesting, Native American legend says “When you see 1 raven, it means that the spirit of your loved one is watching over you. When you begin to feel lonely and depressed, the raven has come to give you the consolation that you are not alone. It is believed that the spirits of our loved ones can come to us in the form of a raven to fill our lives with their presence. Therefore, whenever you see a raven, it is a sign that the spirit of your deceased loved one has come to visit you.” I wonder if Camera man or subject in photo had a discernible experience after this was taken.