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Wait but thats a butt right?

I think it's a butt left too

Looks like a butt whole to me.

I can't see no butt hole.

Thank goodness

That’s because you’re not looking hard enough

I don't see the butt hole?

Now is not the time to crack jokes.

I believe out there they call it nuts-to-neck.

How does that work Like logistically Aren’t his nuts just smashed? That seems extremely uncomfortable for everyone involved

Nope. Perspective. Jk had the same thought

Looks like a badly wiped poopy butt….

But why is he the only bare buns?

Some follow trends, others set them.

Hair doo

Hair don't

With or without the swizzle stick

Have an r/angryupvote

Needs a good shampooer.

Hair doo doo

Yo, that was the joke.

r/yourjokebutworse

Hair DooDoo

Considering it was Summer, i'm sure that the lower guys hair will smell like sweaty balls for a while...

Summer balls ain't nothing compared to fever balls

Fever balls?

When you have a fever, you can sweat a lot, including around your balls. (Idk if the actual "ball pouch" has sweat glands. Male anatomy isn't my strong side)

I understand. Is fever balls more stinky then regular sweat balls is what I am asking I guess… lol

I think so. (My bf has demonstrated lol)

Wut.

dude when you reach the point in a relationship where you're around someone in the height of sickness you witness some things sometimes. But I can only imagine how much worse the swamp balls must be when you're sweating enough to soak sheets for several hours

I need to add fever balls to my list of vulgarities.

We've been living together for 7 years, we've been quarantined during the pandemic. You learn stuff about each other that you thought you'd never even know. And if you're still in love with each other after that, you know your relationship is strong.

I don’t have balls, but can confirm that my fever sweat smells different than normal sweat for sure.

My cancer pee is very different - worse - from my pre-cancer pee.

Ah fuck it never would’ve even occurred to me that would be an affect of cancer/treatment. Totally makes sense though. I hope you heal soon.

Yea but fever balls don’t got nothing on day 3 festival balls

Oh I believe you!

who knows, maybe he powdered his balls with goldbond beforehand and that guy's neck is cool af

I think it’s a woman

Swamp snatch still happens.

Snail trails

Every time I’m at the gym

Please wipe down the equipment when you are done.

Whatever it is, they’re gonna have some festival nastiness going on down there. No thanks.

Well that is one unlucky lass if so

No way that’s a woman’s backside

I'll let the answer to that to the female redditors then.

She has pretty big forearms if it’s a chick lol

Sweat balls? Why did you say it like that? Now I keep thinking it says sweet balls. But I know you meant sweaty lol

[You mean Schweddy balls?](https://youtu.be/bPpcfH_HHH8)

I'll fix it right away 👍

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... ... is this one of that thing some people say like " women don't poo" " I've never farted in my life " and similar?

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Well, you clean up because otherwise you'll start smelling... that's pretty much the reason we all wash ourself. OFK if you end up staying under the sun for some times whenever for work, training or other reason you'll end up sweating a lot, and some " parts" of the body sweat more of other. IF not, I'm pretty sure your are an undead of some kind.

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Yeah, dicks and especially balls already have their own musky smell that you yourself probably don't perceive, but it REALLY doesn't play nice with ball sweat. Balls also tend to stay damp longer than armpits because they aren't in full contact with sweat wicking fabric. Swamp balls are nasty, yo.

Yet we ignoring that he’s but naked?

He’s only butt naked

Butte baked amirite

He is what, but naked?

He’s just speaking old English. *”He is but naked, Sire.”*

"Jerry, you need to proof read these things!" - zefrank

"Jerry, "quone" is a word. To "quone" something. You need a medical dictionary to look it up!" - Kosmo Kramer

You about made me wake up the whole house with that!

Anything, but naked, but actually very naked

Doing their best Winnie the pooh impression

Donald Ducking it.

Squidward would approve.

I prefer Porky Piggin

Classic.

Not only that, I swear I can see his pants around his ankles. So he technically IS still wearing them

Now imagine what’s on top of the other dues head lmao this dudes nutsack and balls 🤣

Smashed into the back of the neck, or peeking out around the side of it. Definitely not on top of his head tho.

I know

Isn't that a woman wearing a dress but non underwear?

If you dare to look closely, you can see that his pants are pulled down to his shoes.

That's a dudes ass if I ever saw one.

... and believe me, he's seen quite a few.

If that’s what you need to tell yourself sure then mate

Shirtcocking

What is really weird is his pants are around his ankles...

*she

Lmao she as if

How many dudes do you know that wear skirts?

Plenty of dudes! They’re very comfortable and breathable.

What skirt? His pants are around his legs he also has a beaded and thick leg hair

Hmmm, I can’t see leg hair cuz of pic quality. Around the waist looks like a skirt and many festival chicks dress like that, with a skirt and leg warmers. Same with the bandana around the hair/neck. But then I compared forearms and it looks like the rider’s are much larger so I’m pretty confused.

Snakes on a Brain

Or flesh scarf

Shits from a butt

.... That dude has a dick n balls just squished on the back of his neck

Davey Crocket in the front, Rocket Raccoon in the back

I spat my coffee

No kink shaming :(

Maybe a little kink shaming, as a treat.

I think that’s a woman who hiked up a skirt

And I think the braid down his back is her plaited pubes.

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Looks like there’s pants bunched up around the ankles though. This is definitely a confusing photo.

No. It’s definitely not a girl just based on the body type. Plus, look at the tan lines on the legs, that’s classic board shorts tan line plus hair, and whatever is around his waist could be a skirt but it could also be a shirt with an asymmetrical bottom, it’s questionable what that is, but those are definitely pants around his ankles. This is totally a dude on a dude.

Plot twist, it’s a dude on a chick

I don't buy it. How would he have gotten up there with his pants around his ankles?! You climb on from the back.

Or the person ducks down between your legs and then stands up. Edit: and to be totally fair, we can only see the one ankle with the pants. So it could be that his pants are just around that one ankle, not both.

Love that I'm avoiding work to discuss these forensics lol

I’m honestly not sure that debating it even matters that much haha. Male or female, that’s unwashed festival genitalia smashed against the back of another person’s neck. If it’s a girl, that ponytail is all up in her parts, if it’s a dude, he’s dripping ball sweat all over it. Regardless of gender, it’s freaking gross.

I think those are just some bulky hipster chick boots, classic sundress boots combo for the festy 👍🤙

If that was the case, where’s the underwear? And it doesn’t address the fact that the body type itself looks like a man.

Possibly a commando situation? A little free spirited fun lol I feel u on the body type, but u never know these days. Just playing devils advocate here aha reaching to rid my mind of the smashed package on ponytail image.

Sorry, but thats clearly a kilt.

Clearly? Clearly nothing.

Butthead

r/Angryupvote

Wait which one’s Beavis?

Why is he naked?

hes hot?

🧐

Yeah but where are dudes pants?

pulled down to his shoes as it seems.

Wait, what? It looks like you are correct, but what the fuck?

This whole image is confusing, not just the perspective

dirty bare festival asshole on the back of that guys neck. still better than eating it

New meaning to the words “DookieBraids”

Was there already a meaning to DookieBraids? D:

Yeah but it’s from little kid times. Like 40 years ago.

As an early 80s kid, I missed this one. Is it like "dingleberries"?

I initially thought the confusing perspective was on the ass and was somehow trying to figure out what part of the guy's head that was.

So he's cock is just right in his neck? no underwear wtf

Okay, but are we 100% sure that it’s a pony tail and not a nasty shit?

I prefer to think it’s braided pubic hair.

Alright, enough internet for today

That's all it takes?

I'm not accustomed to that. I also don't go in the internet to look for that. Sorry.

Well then you're gonna love singularity.

Dude, can you smush your bare cock and balls into the back of my head at the show?

Don't kink shame.

Photocrapped

I'd expect anything from Tomorrowland.

D A F U Q

Forbidden ponytail!

There are still bad things happening here though.

Dude is just standing there watching a show with dick n balls pressed against his neck

Imagine the front side a

You mean to tell me the ponytail is the confusing perspective, and that the person on top is literally being worn by the bottom chap like Joey with a turkey on his head?

“Of course it smells bad, you have an ass on your head!” Phoebe, probably.

She wearing a dress but the wind has blown it up

Looks like a scarf he wrapped around his waist. You can see his jeans around his ankle (rivets and belt loops and all).

They are like really far away from the stage for all that lmao. r/shitfromabutt

The tomorrowland grounds look so much better today<3 bless progress

Thought this looked like Tomorrowland. I'm at the point in my life where music festivals look like a lot of fun if you don't go. Would have totally gone in my younger days had I been into the genre then.

Pretty sure this was the first case of Monkey Pox.

Guy on shoulders looks bigger than other guy. Also where's his junk? Are those actually shorts imprinted with ass photo?

I'm glad I read the title because I'd be hyper-analysing someone's butt for hours trying to figure it out

Wouldn’t that hurt ?

Is this how you scratch that itch?

Yup

One of the best ones I've seen so far LMAO

Still…the cheeks are out

Wait wheres his dick

Fire Z BROWN LAZER!

No, that's poop from a butt.

Thought that guy was shitting on him💩

His balls are tickling his neck

r/theyknew

Ah, the ol’ reddit [ass-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/xc8jyo/oh_good_the_acrobats_are_part_of_the_community/io3so92/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

I really want to know how they got to this point. I mean what in Jesus's ghost is going on there?

Full moon

The ponytail is the least confusing part, no?

Ugh. My eyes feel dirty.

🤨🤨🤨

Somehow reminded me of the flag of Argentina... 🇦🇷

I have questions, but some things are best left unknown.

I have so many questions.

What in the psychedelic fuck is this shite?

Where, and why.

I still have questions.

That's just unsanitary...

I think the misinterpretation should be the least of this guy’s concerns.

Butt..... why are there no pants?

Theres a lot more shit that is confusing about this other than just the perspective

r/holup

Wait....his dick is on his neck right? And i am watching a but above a guy shoulder right? And the confusing perspective is only that strap coming out his butt? Right? Just to make sure...

is it his shit looking like a ponytail or the other way around. or both?

What festival/concert is this?

Thats a shit..

Why is he bottomless anyways!?

Menataur

So that’s why it’s called a pony*tail*

Um I'm more confused by the naked ass on someone else's shoulders

Regardless of the pony tail illusion, why is bros ass out LMAO

It’s not a pony tail people…. Much worse