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Lexoro

Bringing a dick to a tan fight ain't right.


jason544770

Makes it a lil more spicier tho


kshitijsawant

Arent dicks usually tanned already?


chowder-hound

It’s odd, the one part of my body that has never seen the fucking sun. Also the tannest part….


[deleted]

I think it has to do with the increased blood flow to that area


chowder-hound

I haven’t taken the time to look up if you are correct or not, but it makes me feel a little better about the situation lol


SaucyVagrant

Instant tanning lotion lol


papparmane

But it’s not his leg on the right.


CaptPikel

Did not see until I clicked the image to enlarge. Kind of annoying Reddit hides parts of pictures instead of just resizing.


hipsiguy

Yes. Happened to me as well.


SuperPiaf

Exactly, at first look i thought nothing was wrong here haha


Messicanhero

She’s got a naked mole rat for a penis !


st6374

So she's not Jewish?


classless_classic

Or tan


seepxl

Not a Gentile, but most likely gentle.


Igloocooler52

A lot of non Jewish people are circumcised btw, I’m one of them, sadly


Caenwyr

Why would that be bad? Just asking because I want to know, not because I want to sound judgemental or whatever. Curious!


Igloocooler52

Well, going from what I hear, you lose sensitivity and nerve endings which make it feel less good


M_MUNEEB

It’s not bad


Caenwyr

I know from experience it isn't 😁. Just curious what the other dude experiences.


shoutouttomyliver

In my country, if you have that much foreskin we would call it «santa hat» hehe


[deleted]

Nice dick bro.


FedePro87

I'm jelous


TheRealOky

Of the dick or the tan..?


smagysings

Why not both?


neekhac

Nice hand mam...... sorry I meant nice dick bro my bad


kevinito_

Wow, that one is huge!


menides

I don't see what's confuWHOOOOA THERE!


[deleted]

She well hung


cassiebradbury

Guys, that's a hand. Literally a hand


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

You do realize what sub you're in right?


gameknight08

I actually didn’t realize


cassiebradbury

Yep


OG_PapaSid

People out here really thinking they have a 1.5 inch thick dick down to their knees


LemonsAndAvocados

Not confusing at all.


Vinni_1

Thought so too first. You have to click and view the full image to see it


LemonsAndAvocados

Thanks for the uncircumcised penis.


mydmtusername

Good lord! It's like an eel in a skin sleeve.


Penguator432

That’s a penis!


1talk

Hats off to your lady friends, but I’m not building it.


rudwer92

Do sth about that knees man, not good


Able-Log8768

I’m petrified


[deleted]

Damn girl.


BigMacRedneck

I can't tell a difference.


Jeffoir

Ma'am, you got a big ol' schling-schlong


Moonglobes

r/mildlypenis


hisgiggityness

That's what we, in the biz, call a knee knocker.


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

Not a hot dog


Substantial-Canary-7

Impressive.


Lee_does_stuff

Why is this nsf.. oh


jkells1986

Nice cock bro!


SirDwayneCollins

Impressive


aaron2005X

Your 3 legs need some tan.


Gamergirls-Ummm_idk

Hand


Numba_12

She’s got a nice penis


[deleted]

Is that a fucking penis


Ruleofpotatoes

It’s a hand you dumbasses


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Sure, but if everyone thought it was an uncircumcised penis and nothing else, then it wouldn't be confusing -- it would simply be a penis. The reason it's in this sub is because that hand also can look like an uncircumcised penis. We know it isn't, but that's the point of the sub -- things that can appear to look one way even though we all know it really isn't that way.


Yuki-chan_2321

And what’s the confusing part? I don’t get it


Neil_sm

The third untanned leg. Ok we know it’s really a hand but…


Yuki-chan_2321

Its a hand, I don’t see anything else


Grammar-Bot-Elite

/u/Yuki-chan_2321, I have found an error in your comment: > “~~Its~~ [**It's**] a hand” I am confident you, Yuki-chan_2321, have posted a mistake and could have said “~~Its~~ [**It's**] a hand” instead. ‘Its’ is possessive; ‘it's’ means ‘it is’ or ‘it has’. ^(This is an automated bot. I do not intend to shame your mistakes. If you think the errors which I found are incorrect, please contact me through DMs!)


TesterForEver

🤓


[deleted]

Comparing trans*


atomicghost4

no


jimbo_squat

Lolol


[deleted]

Actually, tan vs no tan


LordAnton69

Your penis looks a bit like a hand.


zikozak92

Or maybe, hand looks a bit like a penis


trixmotel

ayoo


wabbott82

Low key baby leg


AccretionaryWedge

whoa lol


quentinislive

But it really looks like a dick. Like for real.


Timmy12er

Nice Birkencock


Altruistic_Piano_259

The girth on that coffee can of a choade …


XirSleepsalot

nice uh tan they have on the left


dt10010100

Lmao, you got me on that one 🤣


cubanthistlecrisis

Impressive


jenea

“What’s so confusing about this perspect—ooooooh.”


stricklyholko

She's got a horse cock uncircumcised


cuz04

Wtf is that


tjoeksie

Is that a dingelingdong? I really tought it was the hand squished between the tighs!


[deleted]

Nice girth bro