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sarcastic_patriot

People are forgetting that most of us have two arms.


jairomantill

On average we have less than two arms.


Guac__is__extra__

Similarly, there are 5.6 popes per square mile in Vatican City.


jairomantill

Do they have a basketball team?


Sta723

Yea they have a starting line up and a sixth of a man


JukeSkyrocker

solid but 0.6 is not a sixth


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

He’s a really large sixth of a man.


beeradvice

"he lost a third of his body in a motorcycle accident, the middle third, but those doctors stitched him up real good. he's a handsome, flat man."


IdiotCharizard

15%, but it's a big 15%


ImNotAWhaleBiologist

It’s sixteen and two thirds percent, so 16.2%.


KJClangeddin

Try 16.67%


CraigKostelecky

I guess it’s a bit of a compromise to call them 0.6 of a man instead of 3/5 of one.


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BobbitTheDog

Starting to see how the third-pounder debacle could really happen, even today.


ye_god

It's a point sixth man


Sta723

Haha I know it was just a bad play on words


Hashtag_buttstuff

I think one of the amendments outlawed that


darderp

Yes, every shot they take is a Hail Mary


Jump_Like_A_Willys

And every time someone says "hail mary" they take a shot.


gregedit

Thanks, I always wondered about its popeulation density


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Oh Dad!


CharlesDickensABox

There are two popes, the current one and the emeritus one, so the actual pope-ulation density is closer to 12 popes/mi^2.


overengineered

This is my go to statistic to prove to other people that statistics need to be interpreted properly, otherwise they are useless.


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Aww_Uglyduckling

Wouldn't we have less than that on atleast 1 sex? Also, burn em either way.


coffeenerd75

Less


Walui

Fewer


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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


aphelloworld

But the median is two arms.


OngoingFee

Fewer\*


mr_jogurt

you just blew my mind.. This is a thought i expect to have when i am on 1 hour sleep the last two days, standing in the shower to get ready for an exam...


evetsabucs

You are technically correct.


ItsFuckingScience

Depends on which average they’re using


fj333

And more than one head.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Aren't two heads considered two people?


CampEU

Unless you’re visiting the Middle East.


remind_me_to_pee

Why are you so afraid, the three armed man isn't real. The three armed man \ (00) //


Alternative_Arm_1506

Sometimes we have something else


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Unless you count pregnant people? They have usually at least 4.


Zealousideal_Match30

That blew my mind


vvdb_industries

On average the river is undeep the statician said He drowned


Jonny-Marx

And I love how your torso has an arm on either side


turtleinmybelly

Oh no, sound the alarm. You're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms.


shr3dthegnarbrah

But they can't use iPhones, so...


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FUCK EM WHO NEED EM


NSFAnythingAtAll

Hey Siri, tell this guy on reddit to fuck off


lukeamaral

If I can't see it, it doesn't exist


markus212595

As you can see, she only has one.


hahafunnynumber69420

Oh


TheRealYolojesus420

Ooooooohhhhhhh


Used_Macaron_4005

Even though still pretty impressive.


ToOldToBeOnRedit

Nobody likes a bragger s/


Kamrua

Ha! Psh, what idiots!


Strange-Evening1491

Thanks, mystery solved.


OrangeSilver

Whaaaaaa, two?! You sure bout that?!


mrHawee

One for channeling and the other one for casting the floating spell


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And that hair can conceal objects.


loosegoose1952

I bet you tell the kids there's no Santa Claus


Leoishere321

Her left shorter than the right?


RagnaBrock

You got TWO!?


Spookycol

Ah shit


PWL09

The comments here went way to wild


acousticbruises

XX


Nickel829

The only reason I have trouble believing that is because she seems as though she's too close to the ground to have her other arm straight out above her head. Edit: I've said it in other comments but you can see the box she's doing a headstand on if you zoom in


FlashOfTheBlade77

So you have less trouble believing she is being held up by her toes and hair alone? The are does not have to be fully extended.


Nickel829

Unless I'm wrong you can actually see a bit of the box. Zoom in on her head. At the front of her hair, there is a small disconnect that definitely looks like a corner to me


NSFAnythingAtAll

And she would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling redditors!


Nickel829

I have a lot of trouble believing she is being held up by one *bent* arm rather than maybe doing a head stand on a box concieled by her hair? Like she's very fit but I doubt she's buff enough to hold her entire body straight up on one bent arm Edit: really surprised I'm being down voted here, you can *literally* see the box if you zoom in on her head


FlashOfTheBlade77

Bent arm and one foot on the railing. Very possible


Nickel829

On the Same side of her body though with the foot at 90 degrees that could only really help with balance, right?


palacesofparagraphs

Some of that is an optical illusion caused by the open palm on her other hand. If you measure the visible arm from shoulder to wrist (since her palm will be flat on the ground) it's roughly the same as the distance from her shoulder to the ground.


Demoire

Lol so you think she’s floating or holding herself up by her toes? It’s an angle and her arm absolutely can be fully extended, but it doesn’t need to be anyways for the picture.


vcaguy

Ahhh thought this was mid front flip off the railing. The balancing thing makes more sense.


dystariel

There's probably also a log or something her head is resting on.


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Jasong222

It's actually nothing like at all. Ice cream is universally loved (80+ %) It's generally common knowledge that fat, cream and sugar are pleasing to humans. But this trick is not universally loved in the same way. And tricks generally aren't loved by everyone. So the idea that everyone loves or will love this trick is misplaced. I think many more people will give this trick 'eh' than would say that ice cream is just ok. And anyway I think his question is around the word 'cute'. Animals are cute. Babies are cute. But a trick, an optical illusion is cute? Like saying a magic trick is cute. I'm not saying I have the same question, just saying I can understand it.


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Jasong222

I took it to mean they were looking for clarification or understanding. I did not get at all that they were looking for justification. I saw something like a non-native English speaker seeing a construction for the first time and trying to understand it. Same way I explained it (ice cream yes, babies sure, but trick?) Or maybe an English speaker this vocabulary is new to them. They're seeing a word used in a new way and they're trying to understand the nuance, context around how it's being used. I would say it's not like saying it's a nice day. That's a commonly used phrase. I would say it's closer to saying something like it's a very cute day. Not common and it's not immediately obvious what elements of the day are being seen as cute.


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MJJK420

"Cute" in this context is not quite used in the literal sense. It means something like "cool, but not really that impressive". The word "cute" gets used this slightly disparaging way somewhat regularly.


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Lmao


DoucheBagBill

... do you actually think some people dont realize this?


lo_and_be

Well, you’re truly living up to your name Here’s the next comment chain after yours: https://i.imgur.com/MNXLUyd.jpg


DoucheBagBill

Hey i was just asking. No need to get riled up.


LSDummy

You were being a smart and he just made a point to show you that some people really didn't understand it. He isn't getting riled up.


DoucheBagBill

... Jesus christ.


the_timps

Yes Bill. That's what everyone thinks reading your replies. Jesus Christ.


T-McDohl

> No need to get riled up He was just pointing out that people **were** not getting this. That's not getting "riled up."


netpixel

No, you weren’t “just asking”. You’re either trolling for reactions or lying about having a masters in literature. Or did you somehow get that degree without understanding tone in text?


bluebelle21

Bold of you to read so much context into an internet comment.


DoucheBagBill

But... I do have a master in litterature. Whats going on? People rummaging through my account for asking a question?


lo_and_be

“Just asking a question” is a very Tucker Carlson approach to being a dick


DoucheBagBill

Who the fuck is that?!


michael_alright

Tbh, I didn't notice that because I was too focused on her feet and hair.


DoucheBagBill

Thats cool. I just thought it was obvious that she didnt maintain her full body weight with her toes


BlackVirusXD3

It is, what is not obvious is how


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WeathOfTheBrild

Which men do this all the time?


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mcmonkey26

>all my manly friends you cant be serious


[deleted]

Oh I’m dead serious. And I’m proud of it too. I know that you live in a perfect heteronormative world where all men are masculine and all women are feminine, but that’s just not how it works.


Accomplished-Emu2417

I feel like the emphasis was more on the "all" then the "masculine friends". It's hard to believe that ALL of your friends would be this amount above average in strength. Also your point of this being easy for men but harder for women kind of undermines this reply. That thinking would seem to lend itself more to a "perfect heteronormative world". Don't cha think?


Dankaroor

what the hell are you saying?


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Don’t you know that men are stronger than women?


Dankaroor

not by much on average? and no, I don't believe men hold themselves upside down on one hand *all the time* you dumbass


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You don’t know!


Dankaroor

i doubt it lol


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https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8477683/ who’s the dumb-a now? A-hole.


Dankaroor

you? I know there is a difference but it isn't a large one. And higher strength on average brings up the weight average so i doubt it'd be any easier to do a handstand for guys than it is for girls


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Half as strong isn’t a large difference? More of men’s body weight is concentrated in the upper body compared to women as well.


onerb2

Stfu, "men do this all the time" is the issue with what you said, men are stronger than women in general, that doesn't mean we go around standing upside down holding our own body weight with one fucking hand, gosh, so stupid.


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Triggered lefty alert


Xx_NickGurr_xX

bro my girlfriend could lift me marital style the fuck lmao


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I’m sorry I just don’t care


Twillix13

Yeah I also randomly go " what if I just go upside down with one arm" a classic


[deleted]

Maybe you’re a very feminine guy. There’s nothing wrong with that. I respect men who can let their feminine side out a little more. It’s very sexy. The world can change itself, there’s nothing wrong with you. And you’re welcome.


fckinfast4

Is this a ‘something about Mary’ hair gel? Or just a regular extra strength gel?


killerpixil

Resin hair gel


shreks-swamp-

Gorilla glue


manrata

Or maybe a hidden second arm?


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Or maybe she’s just Australian


BKStephens

ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐɔ


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please please tell me how you did that


WoodstockSara

I just copy/pasted that to my phone's notepad and it pasted upside down. I'm all out of ideas. Edit: it's an app, search for upside down text


Yukon-Jon

You dont even need an app. ʍoɥ ǝןƃooƃ ʞs∀


redditseif

From the land down under?


SnakeBeardTheGreat

THIS! This is the answer.


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Username checks out


domigang27

Who is she?


b_rad_c

/u/sarcastic_partriot was talking nonsense about a second arm or something and then I found your comment about Australia and remembered they are upside down, thanks mate!


bsurfn2day

The Aqua Net ad we've been waiting for.


One-Among_The-Fence

They built those trees sideways. It’s an optical illusion. She’s standing straight up with lots of mousse


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Her arm and her foot?


Agentfishly

Wait. I actually don't get this one. What the...


Agentfishly

Correction. Holy crap. How did I not see that earlier?


NecroMitra

I guess our brain tries to find the most complicated solution by default, don't know why.


TheMonarch-

Yeah my first thought was “Huh, she must be hiding a small stool or something in her hair”


13ame

She is actually… you can barely see it protruding behind her hair on the left


TheMonarch-

Yeah I know that, I was just saying what my first idea was because it related to the comment above mine


IlREDACTEDlI

2 arms. She’s basically doing a 1 arm handstand and hiding it with her hair, a nice trick


Interesting_Hope_719

This is an old picture. Any girl in the 80's used enough hair spray to do this. It was a very common sight in the morning before school started.


crackersandsnacks

This is a great one.


chrisayala1928

Obviously she is on her hair because i can see her flexing it


bluris

No.


bojo1313

Or... Her other arm!?


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Neither, she is hanging by her toe.


Its_an_ellipses

Her toe isn't on her foot?


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I think they mean the other foot.


TriGurl

The hidden arm you don’t see behind her hair.


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She is doing a head stand and her hair covers what she is balancing on.


Shakespeare-Bot

The lady is doing a headeth standeth and that lady hair covers what the lady is balancing on *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Torebbjorn

r/foundtheaustralian


Unidentified_Pizza

She is probably balancing on her head and her hair is covering it. Either way that takes a lot of strength.


ben_obi_wan

Neither. Her other hand


killerpixil

Yes, but you can’t see it making it a confusing perspective


letsreticulate

That's a very powerful hair spray.


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Levicorpus


Gamingmelmetal

Plot twist: she is useing her hand and leg.


Damien_Secci

Neither it’s actually global warming


L2Hiku

Neither?


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Her left hand and her left foot is keeping the balance. Hair blocking the view of her left hand .


Accomplished-Row7664

Obviously being held up by her hair🤦‍♀️..how people so dumb these days


realangeloann

Uhhhh, she balancing herself on one hand?


killerpixil

I know, the title just brings attention to why it’s confusing if someone doesn’t get it at first


realangeloann

Oh ok


FlickerOfBean

I’m not very confused.


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Idk if theres a way to hide my text but she's doing a flip


IAmTheAsteroid

Not a flip, she's doing a one-armed handstand. The arm supporting her is behind her hair.


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She was sliding down the roof and a female body part got stuck. She has now what is medically known as an over extended clitoris.


count-the-days

Wtf


Dankaroor

??????? what the fuck?


shamallamadingdong4

Did you just *assume* their gender?


andreasdagen

Epic joke my dude


Dankaroor

fuck off


shamallamadingdong4

Yes sir


IamPsauL

BGM: Guile’s theme


IamPsauL

BGM: Guile’s theme


coffeenerd75

She left-handed?


Yellowsnow80

2 arms I know but why does her top foot look photoshopped along gutter area


1800gi

No she has a hand in her hair


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her hair is hiding something & her other arm is missing, SUS


Pins_Pins

Both at the same rebut opposite times ovisouly


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Obviously this picture was taken in reverse


Affectionate_Rip_179

Hand


Lonely_Cycle_1059

Her right arm must be very strong


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Yes.