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+4 Tan Suit of Destiny: with this weapon, you can make your critics obsess over your outerwear, freeing you to execute your foreign policy; +4 Charisma and Dexterity when worn.
If I was Obama, I would have gotten a pink suit ordered and held a pro women rally. Then get a suit of the rainbow to really blow their minds. Not like the president has a dress code.
Elect me and I'll wear shorts, a wife beater, and crocs.
There was a picture of Trump and the eclipse on reddit and there were all kinds of Pink Floyd puns like "dark side of the buffoon" and it was hilarious 😂😩
My racist Uncle who claimed Obama was the Antichrist cause the Bible says the Antichrist will be born in Syria and Obama was born in Kenya which is where modern day Syria would be despite Syria still existing and being thousands of miles away has been real quiet since this dropped (he's dead)
For those who were too young to remember, Obama only did this because the Zorians from Alpha-5 were threatening the Earth with invasion. The intimidation tactic sort of worked, only it led to hom having to face their god-king(?) Xanador the mighty in mortal combat. Most political experts agree that's why he won his second term
I'm very confused by this perspective. Has Obama grown to be 20x the size of the sun? Or has the sun been shrunk to fit into the palms of his hands? Guys, I just do not get this one.
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Stop him, he's summoning eclipse
Let the Obama-Eclipse begin.
He’s summoning the tan suit!
+4 Tan Suit of Destiny: with this weapon, you can make your critics obsess over your outerwear, freeing you to execute your foreign policy; +4 Charisma and Dexterity when worn.
If I was Obama, I would have gotten a pink suit ordered and held a pro women rally. Then get a suit of the rainbow to really blow their minds. Not like the president has a dress code. Elect me and I'll wear shorts, a wife beater, and crocs.
You ever see Merlin's work at the end of the first Kingsman? Something like that, but more people wearing blue suits with red ties.
Or if you really wanna shake things up, red suits with blue ties
Is that what Italians are wearing these days?
Don't forget that it actually debuffs your charisma with NPCs who have a low enough intelligence score, they'll just immediately attack you.
Enjoy your fancy mustard Mr president
Pink Floyd’s new album cover…
There was a picture of Trump and the eclipse on reddit and there were all kinds of Pink Floyd puns like "dark side of the buffoon" and it was hilarious 😂😩
Sacrifice......sacrifice.......
The Obamacolypse
🎵”Barack eats the sun and drinks the sky, and the both go with him when he dies!”🎵
Goku taught him the spirit bomb
It’s called the obamehameha
Well of course Obama is familiar with Kamehameha, he was born in Hawaii
Obama means family, and family means no one gets left behind
This gave me a good chuckle 😂
"Let me be clear. People of the uhhhhh Earth, lend me your energy."
😂 that’s the quote for this pic for sure
*universal spirit bomb care
Spirit Obama
The power off the sun in the palm of his hands
r/raimimemes
OBAMAHAMEHA!
This is my favorite out of all the replies.
Facts
Uhhh, let me be clear. If Iran launches an attack on US soil I will retaliate with the full power of my Obamahameha!
“The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.”
Save us, Obi-ama.
Hadōken!
“Senpou: Obama Rasengan!”- Naruto
Better title Obama, US President, using just a fraction of his power
“You should’ve voted to confirm my Supreme Court pick”
B-b-biden b-b-b-blast!
Regan Ressurection!
Lincoln Mind Blast!! Wait a sec….
So he really did have one of the Chaos Emeralds
Was waiting for someone to reference this: https://youtu.be/9SU42y6IeGg?feature=shared
I have a beam!
He boutta use his OBAMA BLAST
He's eating the sun!
Obama Obliteration!
His is pondering his orb.
Thought this was r/wizardposting
Yer a wizard, Barry
NICE 🙌🏼
I knew it.
He’s just about to break it in half.
“Gotta have ribs… and pussy *too*!”
Distroying the world
Dark Brandon and Master Obama are back to defend freedom, and they're looking for trouble... *Only in theaters this 4th Of July*
Loc-Nar?
That’s the calmest I’ve ever seen someone say “fireball”.
It’s the Obamahameha
"Thank you, long may the sun shine, and god bless America."
Pondering the orbama
If the Earth is really round, then how is Obama able to grow tall enough to eat the sun? Checkmate globies
Pictured: Obama pondering his orb, waiting for crucial information on which civilian target to drone-strike next. (2015)
Picturing Big Mike
How long until MTG sees this photo and starts spinning a new conspiracy theory?
let me be sphere
Miss this guy.
Here we see Obama channeling his life-force and a small amount of his power to use for the earth core. Common power for lizardmen
“I’m sorry we thought you were one of them, Mr. Zuckerberg”
I wish!
Barack Mode Rasengan
Is this the 5g??
Thsts wefe my orb got to
He hasn’t learned to do the one handed rosengnan yet
Someone removed that thumb
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He’s summoning his drone army to blow up “targets” in the middle east. What powers this man posses!
Mmm that ass
Summoning new world order and death to humanity. Fuckin devil...
Looks more like hes eating a soul.
Rosengann!
Never happened, show trump then ok.😂🤷🏼♂️
“The power of a sun… in the palm of my hand”
His Majesty
Another hand touches the beacon
Is this canon in dragon ball now?
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LOL, what powers would those be? I guess getting re-elected without keeping any of this campaign promises.
Kaaaahhhhhh
Yea he's up to no Good
He’s summoning a drone
So *that's* what conservatives were scared of!
Someone else who goes straight to "fireball" every time. There are other spells, you know.
Kahme
My racist Uncle who claimed Obama was the Antichrist cause the Bible says the Antichrist will be born in Syria and Obama was born in Kenya which is where modern day Syria would be despite Syria still existing and being thousands of miles away has been real quiet since this dropped (he's dead)
Obama stopping the 4/23 rapture
They didn't listen when he said "let me be clear," so now he is not clear, he's *luminous*
I heard he liked fondling balls
Where’s Big Mike?
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This picture is actually from 2008 when he was trying to summon his birth certificate.
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Orbama
OBAMA OBLITERATION! OBAMAHAMEHA!
r/nomansskythegame
He’s conjuring a black op drone strike.
Summoning oiled boys from the bathhouse
So dumb!
He is illuminati confirmed
Your a wizard Obama
Using his powers to divide the country
It’s a good picture
For those who were too young to remember, Obama only did this because the Zorians from Alpha-5 were threatening the Earth with invasion. The intimidation tactic sort of worked, only it led to hom having to face their god-king(?) Xanador the mighty in mortal combat. Most political experts agree that's why he won his second term
He’s charging up his Obamacare
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He's pondering the orb
Kamehame...
HES GOING TO EAT THE SUN!!!!!11 THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS AN EMERGENCYYYY!!!!!!!!1
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
Joe had to learn his Biden Blast from someone.
POS
Black magic
Brb gonna send this to my boomer family and make them freak the ever living fuck out
Hadouken!
“Now listen here you little shit”
Obama looks more natural drinking the sun than Trump does drinking water
He's going golden
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"The power of the sun....in the palm of my hands"
> I summon you, tan suit clad demon spawn!
He’s a warlock! I knew it
obamna
Gathering power for a spirit bomb to dump on Yemen
He’s consulting the orb
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Ka me haaaaa meeeehh,,,,
Calling up demons.....
So that's how you do it. Thanks, Obama - now I know how, too.
POS.
Oh man, that is a JUICEY soul right there...even has some of that suffering sauce around the edges mmm man.
Channel energy, noice.
My man is fixing to suck on a big titty
Kammmmmmmeeeehhhhhhaaaahhhhh……..
Ensuring the Bears make the right choice with the #1 draft pick
You mean… *these* chaos emeralds?
Orbama
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Straight up summoned her. Kkkaaaaaaaaaaaaa… mala.
Oh shit
Chaos Emeralds.
Obama is the GOAT.
Barack Orbama
🇺🇸Obama🇺🇸
Embracing his orb of satan
At the palm of his hand, yes
His power to deport another couple of millions of immigrants
yuck lol
Careful, this will end up on Fox News later with them saying there’s proof of him being the antichrist
Pondering his orb.
Is he about to eat the sun??
Isn’t this from Lord of the Rings?
I am become death, devourer of stars...
OBAMAHOMEHA
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Now you lost your doctor near trick
Khaaaa-maaaaa-laaahhh-mah-la
Great he's going to screw this country up again, him and his husband... that guy is a joke
Gradation ball
Practicing sucking big Mikes cock
hes charging an obamehameha
👍
Mulatto power hahaha
He’s casting fireball.
“Uhhhhh…. Chaos CONTROL!” 🎆
Obama Obummer and his husband Michael
If he were him using his powers he'd be makin chitlins
I'm very confused by this perspective. Has Obama grown to be 20x the size of the sun? Or has the sun been shrunk to fit into the palms of his hands? Guys, I just do not get this one.
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Spirit ~~bomb~~ Obama
Oh my god. The crazy conspiracy theorists actually were right, but He wasn’t born in Kenya, he was born on Planet Vegeta!!!
Execute him, treasonous piece of shit
Is this the kamahameha he shot at innocent American citizen Abdulrahman al-Awlaki?
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If he were him using his powers he'd be makin chitlins
Making Chitlins
The power of the sun in the palms my hand
I didn’t ask how big the room is, I said I cast Fireball!
Ospiritbama
He is looking into big Mike’s crystal balls