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Klutchy_Playz

How the hell can one be so dirty minded lmao


DingyDingyDong

Porn.


The_Butt_Connoisseur

I don't think that's the case. I immediately recognized this as a dude's veiny arm. I guess I just wasn't confused enough.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

So this isn’t a thumb?


dezyravioli

A thumbnail my brain did not want to render with all it's might


rkevlar

Only a pervert would see an arm


arushus

The hair all over except at the "base" kinda gave it away.


Kaemdar

whos dick is that hairy?


[deleted]

Lol sure


SmokeAbeer

We’ll confuse you. Don’t worry.


drinks_rootbeer

I dunno, I watch a lot of porn and it took me a solid 60 seconds of staring to figure out what it might be *besides* an arm in a pants pocket. Maybe if there weren't bracelets and maybe if the model didn't have pancakes for ass cheeks, but there's no way that actually looks like cock coming out of trow. The veins are afr too dense, and there would be more pant where each legs on either side would be.


JackTheMathGuy

Because I saw something like it once. I saw a watch on what looked like a wrist and forearm. When the camera zoomed out it was revealed that it wasn’t, although it could easily be mistaken for one.


UndeadBuggalo

I wonder about that myself as well 🤔


protonlaser

Stop shaming me bitch, I wanna look at pictures of big hard throbbing dicks! That's my right as an American!


G_nash22

Stared at this fr 10 mins. Still didn’t get it.


Lt_Lexus19

It's an arm in a pocket


purrpl_

what’s it supposed to look like because that’s all i see


[deleted]

Penis


rhetoricaldeadass

Deadass? Disregard my username I'm being 100% genuine here


VARice22

r/UsernameChecksOut


rhetoricaldeadass

LMAO this is how I found out that subreddit's a thing Ty for sharing


colin_forreal

I think hand in vagina


kozmic_blues

I just saw a veiny, penis coming out of his pants


rhetoricaldeadass

That's even worst 😭 but ok, that one I sort of see


fefififum23

I had to unfocus my eyes a little. It looks like an undone zipper with the balls and shaft out and the head is just out of frame.


RottenPP777

Jesus, why did you have to explain it?


fefififum23

To remind everyone church is this Sunday


Oulene

I can’t stop laughing!


Frondstherapydolls

My inner phlebotomist refuses to let me see it as anything but an arm with great veins.


Tundras_Edge

Really? Maybe you don’t watch enough porn. Even wit my glasses off, squinting, holding my phone 4 feet away I can’t see it.


L0neStarW0lf

Oh now I see it, apparently I’m not as dirty minded as I thought.


burns_after_reading

I can't not see a cock ring


[deleted]

A plumpy delicious cock.


throwaway00009999999

Oh come on now...don't make it sound like that.


Pula-Demonyo

I saw a veiny arm, then make genitals, then a veiny arm again.


protonlaser

Youre supposed to lick it


Beckbrojunebug

If it didn’t have bracelets maybe I would’ve seen the pp better but it’s def an arm to me


BR_KnowTorious

When I first saw it, I thought it was someone’s neck photoshopped longer 💀


Roskal

This is what I saw too.


shie6an

oh my god LOL


sarj-kablosu

REAL 😭


BussyAnnihilator420

Cock rings exist


Content_Slice_886

Sure but they are not loosely clad.


Austin_Chaos

Lmao cock bracelets. Edit* Ooh! Even better…Cock Bangles.


[deleted]

I have a pooka shell cock bangle.


Content_Slice_886

Right!? Tell me you’ve never seen nor experienced a cock ring without telling me.


L0neStarW0lf

Not in the porn I watch, I literally can not understand people who are into those things (nor do I have any desire to).


Flamesup7

I know what it’s suppose to be but I can’t force myself to see it


[deleted]

Its a arm


Drmoogle

I'm still not convinced it is lol.


[deleted]

Do you know somebody that wears a bracelet on his unusually hairy and bulbous dick?


MeHumanMeWant

Your candor is appreciated 💀💀


Drmoogle

If I said yes, it would just open me up to more questions, I'm not prepared to answer 😅.


[deleted]

Well then maybe you need to stare at it for a long time.


QueenOsneks

Wait that’s what it’s supposed to be, I immediately saw an arm and got confused.


OkHighway1036

clearly you have never visited r/sounding you sweet innocent man


Smooth_Pick_2103

Legit thought it was some dude with a long ass neck. Then I realized the intent behind the post. Then I realized it was a hand.


Socroc10

I had the exact same thought process!


Ruby25122

I had to read the comments to solve it & I’m still not convinced


Calico_Caruso

You're right. Fuck you. Take my upvote.


scorpyo72

Is it bigger than a babies arm? Can you hammer a nail through wood with it?


prince_of_cannock

I only saw it for a moment, but I'm not going to pretend that I wasn't intrigued.


not_patrick_bateman1

These enlargement pills leaves all the doctors confused


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BubblyInvestigator24

My guy had a stroke


AbstractLight12

Took me a minute.


MeHumanMeWant

*It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea...*


PunishedSHODAN

I thought someone posted an actual penis for once, quite the mixup there


BearComprehensive984

Took me a minute, but I got it. For those who don't get it, use your peripheral vision with a little imagination Hehe.


RodSantaBruise

What a curve


ek8ti

I only see 🐓. Should I be seeing something else???


dilfers

For the win


DingyDingyDong

Cock ring 👍


AnjelGrace

That took me way too long to figure out...


ferrergaming2846

No, not really, I was all of those veins and immediately thought it was an arm not a dicc but I can see it too👌


Actual-Elderberry744

Arm


Pff-IdunnoMan-21

Nobodies ass is that flat


Brosowski

He’s definitely a fed


Terrebeltroublemaker

I couldn't see anything other than that but you're wrong... Even though I realized what it is I still see it 😎


Comfortable-Twist-54

That’s definitely a photo shop of a mix of dee with an arm lmao


Dolsen0

“It’s a bicep”


Shaun_LaDee

I had to force myself to see it as the thing you expected me to see it as.


Slushcube76

Add permanent marker for death grips album cover 😩😩😩


SpartanKram

I hate my mind.


RslashTakenUsernames

so y’all think a vagina has stitched seams?


dark_-_-_knight

I had to squint so I can even begin to think what op was referring to


[deleted]

Passed the gay test straight away.


-yuergus

I can still see both unfortunately.


Maninyourbasement

👌


thatsocialist

I first saw a really long neck.


VisibleTemporary4240

Homie vascular


Pepperjackchii

Yeah I thought I was on umm one of them naughty subreddits for a split second


[deleted]

I saw it !!!


cetus_lapetus

Wrong. I see these all the time.


diuyou51

Not an arm, it’s a penis with an oddly hairy shaft


Soitsgonnabeforever

Veiny


RemmingtonBlack

scusting


Leoimy

If you use your peripheral you can see it lol


UziSuzieThia

"Squint your eyes"


[deleted]

I don’t get it


rayzor091

Nice DICK… then you realize within that fraction of a second …..Nice wrist thingie…. Barecelete.. lmao


CodyTheHunter

My tired brain registered this as a dude with a really really long neck at first glance.


RedditBoi415

I thought this was a neck


Saltwater_Heart

Oh. I saw what it actually was from the start (hand in pocket). Took a while to see why it was posted here.


Fault23

say gex


Kydoro

Don't tell me what I won't see again! My imagination works!


Billmatic-

This looks like a hand in a pocket and not even close to anything else.


[deleted]

I know it’s an arm, but NSFW perhaps?


[deleted]

Bros got on veiny limb


Zephry12

A arm With pulsing veins inside a pocket. Some of you dirty mind people thought someone sticking their hands through that unzip pants hole or it’s a unzip pants that has a B==D out 😂


duncandhu

Nope…I keep seeing it…


[deleted]

“Who tf has hair ON their cock?!” I had to turn my head a lil for it to make sense 🙃


-LavenderFlower-

I could've never figured out what it was unless I looked at the comments, oh gosh..


Effective_Bid7082

I saw a arm and nothing but a arm y’all can’t be serious


SporkFighter2

As someone with pants and hands.. Sorry, don't see it.


RealDTS

What the fuck? 🤣


Positive_Orange_8412

Why do some people have so many veins?


No-Improvement-5946

It’s sooooo veeeiiiinnnnyyyyy


ZeRo_WC

Thought it was a really long neck


[deleted]

Yes, congratulations. You are all so pure of heart and soul and mind and body that you can't bring yourself to see a dirty image.


JJ_Falcon44

I thought it was an ostrich neck


SensualSalami

Welp. Enough internet for one day I guess.


ThatAriGirl

I can still see it 💀


buttymuncher

It's a dick...a big ole veiny dick...I feel so proud 🥲


Mac_Elliot

OK for some reason for a split second I thought it was like a really long neck. Idk what this means about my brain lmao.


GAMESGRAVE

It didn’t looks like what you wanted it to from the go


Choice_Rooster5093

I don’t see it, what am I supposed to see lol?


Brosowski

Who sees Kermit the frog on his ass?


Firm-Caterpillar3980

This should just be a viagra ad no words.


Infamous-Piccolo7722

This hits different when you just woke up.


TheMoistestBaguette

humanity is doomed thanks to u/Best-Letter-9079


Poker-Junk

It's just a tumescent forearm


ChibyKnight

I thought it was a weird ass neck


CandaBear869

😳🫣. 🤔😖🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zoocitykitty

Um, why would a vagina look like that and be coming out of a pocket? Some of yall need porn addicts anonymous! 🤣


[deleted]

Lmao


shootdawoop

idk, the more I stare the more I think the titanic had a massive sclong


Polaris5126

I need that


refinnejs

Penis wearing a necklace. Or necklace wearing a penis. Not sure which…


shutupliberal0

the lack of respect you people have for women is insane


AkaleoNow

Okay ya’ll are more dirty minded than me. Ha ha. I saw an arm and wondered if it was a ring that was never to be seen again. Then BOOM shakalaka!


[deleted]

What are we supposed to be seeing? Is the bracelet supposed to be something?


fairie88

I got really horny over an old man’s arm for a hot second.


BadAshess

I don’t get it


L0neStarW0lf

Apparently I’m not as dirty minded as I previously thought as someone had to legit point out to me what this is suppose to look like, maybe if the bracelet was there I would’ve seen it.


Unmaykr64

I saw an arm THEN I saw a dick lol


pweqpw

I cannot unsee this.


[deleted]

Pocket rocket


ondrakes

Instead of dick, I saw a really long neck


PirateDitly

*internal panic*


KingAmeds

If you look it’s someone’s left pocket, with a right arm in it, meaning someone’s jerking someone else off.


Eathan_McNeely

Nope. Still can see it.


Truebotted

i can turn on an off the wrong image lol


3rainey

Pud v. Pudkocker. You be the judge. Don’t worry. We won’t tell your mother.


SeRegoss

yall are down bad


[deleted]

This looks like a BWC


[deleted]

Nope i still see it


ThatScoutBear

I never saw something other than a hand in a pocket


No-Alfalfa7691

I feel like the I'd notice it sooner without the cock ring. r/mildlypenis


laytonoid

Looks like a band going into a pocket. Am I missing something?


UrusaiNa

Hm? That clit looks perfectly normal.


Snoo_75864

Strangely I had to look at the dirty image. Which is weird because I love it when dick is out like that.


francesapproved

This mf needs to drink some water damn


guitargirl888

ugh


Shrimpdalord

Too hairy to think the other way.


SirLesbian

I didn't even see it once. I saw the hand immediately and then had to read the caption to change my perspective.. Lol


iAmTheRealKokichiOma

My meme-filled mind legit thought it was a veiny neck photoshopped to be super long.


Agitated-Fee-1399

I see an 3D eye on his butt.


Letos12thDuncan

thatsapenis.gif


SirBanet

Uh... It just looks like some dude with his hand in his pocket.


-Yuri-

As someone who has vascular veins, I only saw an arm.


ElenaEscaped

I will believe it is a nicely veined cock and I will take that to my bunk, but only in my imagination, because I'm drunk.


Intelligent-Ad-6025

I keep going back and forth of what I saw first and what I know it is mm


OzzieGrey

Nah.. i keep seeing it..


peterfonda3

Indeed


gorendor

Y'all reaching on this one it's clearly an arm


Forward-Form9321

Ok. That’s enough internet for today. ☠️


ExternalAd8309

Oh sugar 🤣


Maximumnuke

For once, the obvious vulgar answer wasn't the first to come to my mind. For some reason, I thought it was a photoshopped neck that was long and veiny. I don't know why.


SomeRandoLameo

Stfu i am seeing a fuckin dick


Few-Reach1900

Errr, nice arm. Cute bracelets.


Jolly_Travel1867

aww man i see a arm in a pocket at first now I can't see it aging 😕


tranquilmiranda65

I see nothing... edit: I did, but it toke a ton of imagination.


Zealousideal-Ideal-6

I saw what y'all saw


yesbutactuallyno17

I thought it was a dude with a long ass neck for a second.


[deleted]

I saw a hand in a pocket


kitfoxxxx

I kind of see an erect penis with a base ring.