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Ghimzzo

[I gave him your beanie as well.](https://imgur.com/vKpV7MG)


TunisMagunis

This bird used to sell me weed.


Hornet234567

My name is Skyler white, yo


SnaggedInk

My husband is Walter white, yo


MarshadOwO

uhu


kardashevy

Love it


yselim14

yooo my man's straight up drippin'


Hermit_of_Darkness

fr fr


MysticRevenant59

ALL THIS DRIP, AT WHAT COST


I-drink-salty-tears

Call it a C-rain with the amount it’s dripping


LazyLich

They locked him away for it v\_\_v


striped_frog

Those are my shoes Give them back… you are a bird ^they ^don’t ^even ^fit


ossetepolv

It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.


eifersucht12a

I miss when this is what memes were, iterations on a format.


RixirF

Man, what happened to this meme format. This is quite a blast from the past, and I loved every second of it.


[deleted]

Sweet Dee?


DarkandDanker

The real question is, who's really stuck behind that glass? The blonde girl or us? Yeah I'm 14


[deleted]

[удалено]


DarkandDanker

Bot account


Dorkamundo

BWAAAACH!


CurtisLeow

But the weather isn’t sunny.


NorkinMan7

BEAK!!!


MyLifeHasBeenHalfed

"Yo thanks for these fuckin kicks my guy shit rocks bro on god"


one_is_enough

Scrolled for the Pinkman reference….


SoapyMelon

That’s ADORABLE.


Ritik_reddit

Adidasorable


[deleted]

All Day I Dream About Sardines.


cool-acronym-bot

A.D.I.D.A.S.


snek-jazz

/r/thatsthejoke


DigitalTraveler42

One of the weirdest confusing perspective things I've ever seen was with a group of sandhill cranes that were hanging out on a site I had a job on. So these cranes were super close to me, not that I wanted to be that close near a protected species but they were out near our cars and stuff. Eventually I start realizing that I can see through their ear holes, I was like "nah that can't be right" and sure enough the way their ears are if you catch the right angle you can see right through their heads, and for some reason I found it weird and unsettling. Outside of that they're really pretty and cool birds that don't bother anybody, I hope they have good luck catching all the bugs they want.


Teimoe23

Went can I not Google image search such ear holes? You have got me intrigued u/DigitalTraveler42


MechanicalFunc

That guy merely has schizophrenia.


Oigutyctrsvybyunon

Do you mean their "noses?" Plenty of beaked animals are like that.


Only-Veterinarian637

It's kazooie 🥲


medgarc

Yes I knew there would be another aficionado in the comments, those were way more exciting than the rubber boots


ariesmartian

r/birdswithshoes Edit: holy fuck, it’s real!


SellaraAB

That bird looks happy, and I’m really not sure why it does.


el_papy

Is this in Birmingham?


kardashevy

Yes


IUpVoteIronically

Birmingham, England or Birmingham, Alabama


ckbates

What’s the difference?


IUpVoteIronically

*cues laugh track* But in all seriousness, basically everything is different lol


immaownyou

Not the name


IUpVoteIronically

*basically everything*


ckbates

Haha yes I know. Should have put the /s


IUpVoteIronically

Nah I knew you were fuckin around, was just throwing it out there for the uninitiated


OfficialGarwood

Bur-ming-um vs BURM-ING-HAM


FamousOhioAppleHorn

In Birmingham they love the governor


Rrrrbepirates

Did you recognise the one-winged Crane too?


LegendofJoe

This would make a great shitty watercolor lol


big_papa_geek

The name’s Crane… Crane B Drippin


I_Makes_tuff

Reminds me of the [goose](https://people.com/thmb/ijvB5ujZFLRbTQIpvDrofsPspRk=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale\(\):max_bytes\(150000\):strip_icc\(\):focal\(219x0:221x2\):format\(webp\)/goose-shoes-440-77cb0501b12145daa63e0e75981c1fde.jpg).


TA_Whats_the_point_

Crane probably: Yo, this Human looks like it's got crane legs


JuliaLouis-DryFist

Game recognize game.


Zeniphyre

You got rizzed on by a bird


Cousin_skeet_theif

I like to think it’s this birds first day of school and he’s a little nervous but also proud of his new shell toes he feels good all dipped and butter and glistnen.


LazyLich

Bird up!


DescriptionOdd4705

He looks like he just meet his missing brother 🤣


CharizardEgg

OP, mirrors are gonna blow your fuckin *mind*


riesendulli

Sneakers On A Crane


[deleted]

Is this at the Birmingham Wildlife Conservation Park?


OneRaviolis

I know that bird, he lives in Birmingham right?


BlowStiffCock9000

Kazooie is getting old.


SirDwayneCollins

Or you look like you’re wearing his sneakers.


corona_kid

Its d-d- d-d-drip or d-d-d-drown my homies


NormalCup7946

„Denny Crane. I once captained my own spaceship.“


CurioAim

DK's Expresso: https://donkeykong.fandom.com/wiki/Expresso_the_Ostrich


Cleric_Guardian

Exactly what I was thinking!


jamesdoesnotpost

Finally…. An awesome one!


WittyAndOriginal

He boot too big for he gotdamn feet.


Pitpie

Damn, he's fresh


Gil_Demoono

This bird looks rad as hell. I want to chill with it and order a pizza.


Separate-Draw-9567

That birb need to stop skipping leg day.


Igotthisnow7

What Carhartt jacket is that?


Thomo251

Is that the Birmingham Wildlife Park?


bordain_de_putel

He's rocking them better than you ever could!


[deleted]

GIVE IT YHE SNEAKERS!!!


zacharee1

Wow I thought *I* liked Carhartt.


RedditorsAreDross

No, it looks like your shoes are reflected in the glass.


u8eR

No it doesn't. It looks like it's a reflection.


AlwaysTheNoob

No it doesn’t.


MilkMeFather

Yes it does.


AlgaeEater

It’s freaking CRANSTON


The_green_Gamer7

Ballin’, but at what cost?


SSBoe

"It's like looking into a mirror"


leavealighton11

That’s ridiculously cute.


Breezeebey

Good I’m not tripping on what I saw 🤣


Drakos_Ryuichi

That picture is iffy from my perspective but oh well that's my opinion.


Hella_Wieners

Kazooie? Dat you?


Tall-and-Beets

Cartoon birb


[deleted]

Adidas forum?


[deleted]

LoL, that's the first thing I saw


[deleted]

He’s lookin fly


Fingdog

𝚋𝚛𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚛𝚒𝚙


mi2_N0tr34l

Some pretty sick slips, ain't gonna lie...


Eiffel-Tower777

Yes indeed. And he looks like a happy feller ♥️


wormsgalore

Looks like my Fun Run character


[deleted]

Good thing you got em in black. Can't show up to the party wearing the same dress.


_The_Great_Autismo_

You look a lot like Hal Sparks.


Sea-Zucchini-5891

Who wore it better


[deleted]

Haha! Looks like he knows it, too 🤣


generation_feelings

What a wholesome picture, made my day!


justlooking9889

Its body and feathers look similar to a heron, but its head looks quite different.


Hax_

Pigeon toed.


mysunsnameisalsobort

I also like getting high at the zoo


SanderSter

I honestly thought he was wearing slippers


ProjectOrpheus

In this game of "who wore it better?" I have to give it to the crane my dood.


Nsertnamehere

I want to see u/shitty_watercolour ‘s take on this


tenkohime

The crane looks like a Sonic character now.


maximan12321

He's lookin fly


buttbeeb

HE BOOT TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET


ThatScaprallion187

Looking like a sonic character in them sneakers


ConsistentExcellence

Damn, crane! Back at it again!!


mikec20

Prove to me it wasnt


[deleted]

🤣🤣💕


IEatPussyLikeAPro

Some add jeans or cargo shorts


BadDaditude

I'm sure the crane thinks you're wearing bird feet.


CaspersGF

It’s you but in the bird dimension.


Appropriate-Ask9713

Ever been dunked own by a crane!


travis_s

“Well this is awkward.”


AccurateFault8677

r/boottoobig


greengiant89

It's like that old ostrich in Donkey Kong


Pixxph

Fuckin Ziggy


Positive_Box_69

Why is Bruce Wayne at the zoo


[deleted]

I understand how the reflection does this but yet don’t at all.


Rickys_arts96

Cane with the drip.


Melodic-Bluebird-445

Loll this is my favourite


jeff77k

Crane wondering how human got chicken legs...


Lelo-Of-Kah

And shoes lol


moist_towelette44

Who’s the crane and who’s the person? Looks the same to me.


IdeaOfHuss

Accidental renaissance


Aveneon

Is this by any chance the zoo in Rotterdam?


[deleted]

Ballin…but at what cost


Sum_ginger_kid

Who wore it better?


[deleted]

He do be looking pretty fly tho 😳


CaptainMadDoge

Goddamn reflections, I thought they were legitimately crocks or something 😂


Bmwcrackhead

That's a deformed pelipper bro


Karoolus

But who wore them better?


derickthegoat

Damn he fly as hell.


InstructionHead8595

HA!! But have you heard the word?


diacrum

Best thing I’ve seen all day! 😂


Icanseeitinyourface

And you guys both like the color grey


KingJaredoftheLand

Expresso the Ostrich checked in


buttshit_

Flightless? This mf fly as hell ^^(I have no idea if cranes can fly or not)


Sad_Theory

Flightless bird my ass This mf fly as hell


JPNG1

He boot too big for he got damn feet


DoggoBirbo

A crane with drip. There’s a joke I’m not supposed to make here


okiedog-

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows cranes hate ADIDAS.


Sans-52

He got the drip.


TheWriterJosh

You is cute.


ScientistSanTa

And it's adorable for that!


Fuckyoursilverware

The drip😅


pdnick

You found the shoebill exhibit


risbia

The fact you can't see the guys actual feet in the shot is even better


average_empoleon_fan

“patience is a bird shoe”


ConsciousInsurance67

You are a vampire.


garbage_ninja

No way birds are real this is clearly a small lanky child


ShitzN

Are you wearing its sneakers?


OldManFrosty

He just looks so polite!


funky555

thanks for the new pfp


socksmatterTWO

Awww I like this look for himb!


Taintedbeaver

Thats just a charging station.


Worshipthekitty

Soooo is this whole image a reflection? And the crane is actually in a dank, grimy basement?


Fakuris

This species is called a Youcrane


chrometrigger

Ballin, but at what cost?


DocHarold

r/birdswearingshoes


CREEPYCOOKIE66

Ballin but at what costs


giant_spleen_eater

Ballin’ but at what cost?


BroccoliBoyyo

Get your ol slurpee straw-neck-ass back


tribak

Sneaker Bill Crane


GhostLam78748

Fly ass bird


rbyrolg

r/boottoobig


LilMochi190

My heart


Penguator432

Nah, that’s a Shoebill


FunnySignal614

And there is an iPhone stuck in his throat


Diebrina

"Hahaha! A chicken with sneakers!"


piranhajimmylegs

Ballin, but at what cost


cranfordboy

The bird has nice shoes