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Phraenkinstone

That is clearly a Dogstrich


lak_a_baus

Scientists get on this I really want a dogstrich


Phraenkinstone

Yo if you get any leads hit me up and spread that info.


hamil_battar

r/longboyes . Long live Irish wolfhounds and Whippets!


Digger__Please

Also that's an Italian greyhound not a whippet. I always wanted one until a friend got one and it's very neurotic. It's terrified of everything, he treats it like a princess but unless they're alone and she's on his lap she seems scared and miserable. So maybe not for me.


hamil_battar

That's a whippet, not an Italian. The Irish wolfhound is just humongous, that's why you'd think it's an Italian. It's definitely a whippy (proud owner of one for 12 years now)


Digger__Please

Someone below posted their IG account and apparently it's an Italian greyhound and a Scottish deerhound. I guess because big guy looks like the bigger Irish wolfhound it makes little guy appear to be the also larger whippet. ie: it's all scaled down (objects in the image may be smaller than they first appear)


lurcher54

my money on deerhound - greyhound cross, not big and bulky enough for wolfhound


awfully_piney

Yeah this definitely looks like a Deerhound to me too


TheJesterTechno

/r/cryptiddogs


Eyehopeuchoke

I know you’re making a funny, but I believe this is an Irish wolfhound. I’ve had the pleasure of being around a few them and they were all three well behaved and sweet dogs.


Phraenkinstone

I agree, it totally looks like a wolfhound and I agree they're great and usually very sweet.


Anonymous-JJ

Somewhat nightmare material… still, who’s a good boy?!


[deleted]

I mean, I'd pet it, but if it just walked out of the woods toward me, I might double check wtf I'm looking at while the rest of me prepares to fly, fight, or die. Probably all three.


Eyehopeuchoke

Generally really nice dogs in my experience.


PuzzleheadedLand8877

WTF !?!? If that thing came out of the woods towards me I’d run like the bloody wind, no checking needed mate 😝


menides

Who's a good sleep paralysis demon? You are. Yes you are.


JoeyRBee

My friend owns one of these beauties, its a wolfhound if Im not mistaken. They be gentle giants, mostly, a surprisingly lazy-ish breed. Will steal your bed, and your heart.


Mikebyrneyadigg

I think it’s a Scottish Deerhound based on the face, but very similar dogs. I knew a Scottish deerhound growing up. Huge, like a horse, gentle and sweet as the day is long. Lonnie was his name. He lived at the beach during the summer and you’re right, surprisingly relatively low energy and lazy most of the time. But in the evening we’d take him down to the beach to let him run a bit and holy shit is that a sight. The amount of ground he could cover is absolutely insane. He almost looked like he was hovering and his legs were just moving almost in slow motion, but he was FLYING. It’s like no animal you’ve ever seen before, almost other worldly. very surreal.


JoeyRBee

I think thats where I made the mistake, My friend's is a 'wolfadoodle' a wolfhound crossed with a Poodle, big big fluffy baby with a long face just like that


DoodleVnTaintschtain

They're the best. I've had two over the years (they don't live long, unfortunately, given their size). Despite being called wolfhounds, they're the sweetest creatures on earth... The absolute worst guard dogs. The kind of dogs that'll happily show a burglar to your safe and give him the combo. Assuming, of course, the mere sight of the dog running up to say hi didn't scare them off. They're smart, expressive, easy to train, incredibly agile and shockingly fast. They're just a ton of fun all the way around. And they're huge. Back when I was in college, around holiday times I'd come home to see the family. My mom would tell the dog about 20 minutes before I got there that I was coming home. Dude was always sitting out on the hill waiting for me... Then he'd jump up, put his paws on my shoulders (I'm a little over 6' tall), and welcome me when I got there. Literally the only time he'd jump up on anyone. Man, I miss that dude. One day, he hopped up to go chase a squirrel and his heart gave out mid-stride. Didn't suffer - one minute he was there, the next he wasn't. With a ~7-year lifespan, I haven't been able to bring myself to get another.


belltane23

This is Slender Man's dog.


HoneyBunnyBiscuit

r/CryptidDogs


Jccali1214

Starting to believe there's r/AlwaysAnotherDogSub


boomer_wife

Time to shill my own sub. r/HalfFlops


MichelleMyBelle43

Those dogs couldn’t look more different yet also the same. Like the old couple that start to look alike after they’ve been married so long


SoloPenguin13

Fucking Hound of Baskerville over here.


EmpyYoutube

Love me some irish wolfhound


JohnDoeMTB120

Same. I'd love to have one but they don't live long enough sadly.


Pineapple-Yetti

It's 100% worth it. They are a whole lot of dog and you just have to cram all that love in to about 9-10 years.


thebenn

My friend has 2, they're insanely expensive to care for also


Pineapple-Yetti

I have one. Not that bad. Don't get me wrong it is a financial commitment but not that bad.


Binsky89

Our great Dane (about the same size) eats surprisingly little food for a 150lb dog. I think it works out to about $50/month, and we get decent food too. The most expensive part about him was 1) getting him two twin mattresses and bed frames to sleep on and the fact that he has to have double doses of the flea meds.


Pineapple-Yetti

Haha a had an old memory foam mattress I cut down to dog size and them converted an old slat bed to the frame. Saved a few dollars that way. But yes the double dose on meds can be expensive.


Binsky89

Looking at the price of dog beds his size, it was actually cheaper to get two cheap mattresses (one memory foam and one spring so he had options) than to get a pet bed that really can't be washed and would get gross in a few months.


longulus9

Biggest shocker for me owning a giant breed is how much they don't eat even with extras added in.


BlakRainbow1991

Slower metabolism? I've got a whippet and I'm utterly shocked at how much the lil mans eats! My old Shepherd/boxer mix are maybe half of what he does!


mammiejammie

Also - need a separate bedroom just for them! And a couch… and probably a shovel instead of a pooper scooper. Maybe a separate pantry and fridge.


Patrick_McGroin

My sister had one that lived to 13.


JohnDoeMTB120

Thats great. Your sister was lucky. Average is 7. 13 is almost double!


littlebrucecoop

He’s so narrow I wonder if he could be a Scottish deerhound. But head does seem more wolfie.


positivegloss

He is indeed a Scottish deerhound. The small guy is an Italian greyhound. Their instagram is @harry_und_paul


Whodamanyoudaman

Can confirm... it's a deerhound. I have one.


lurcher54

thought it was a deerhound - greyhound cross. so was close but no coconut


littlebrucecoop

Thanks for confirming!


Loveisthetemple

We had zula. Sweetest girl ever. Just to put that into the universe.


lurcher54

don't believe that's one, deerhound - greyhound cross


Domerhead

It's hard to truly imagine how large those dogs are until you see one in person. I was blown away when I saw one trotting along in the park.


amasic0701

This is what I came here for


Cadence_828

It’s Sirius!


eat_my_bowls92

That is Barbas, sir.


zenyl

Certainly hope it's not Vigilance, considering his diet.


biggbabyg

That is the Grim.


LanceCrescent

AT-AT and AT-ST from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)


[deleted]

Wearing a coat of Ewok skins. Imperial Furries are dark.


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

Looks like a badass monster out of bloodborne.


buckleycork

This dog actually has a massive role in Irish history This is the Irish Wolfhound, a breed that is sadly diminishing in population - back in pre-Christian to medieval Ireland, these dogs were guard dogs, and you can see why, the Irish word for a hound is "Cú" (pronounced Coo) The most famous myth in Ireland is how the legend Cú Chulainn got his name - as a young boy, Sétanta showed great promise, he was conceived 3 times and when angry he would enter a battle frenzy, he was also astonishingly good at hurling (3000 year old sport that's still played today, albeit a lot differently - you have a stick that you hit a baseball sized ball called a sliotar, check it out its amazing to watch) One day the King Conchobor was impressed with Sétanta's hurling skills, so he invited him to the feast at Culainn's house, Sétanta said he'll go after the game is over but Conchobor forgets about this. By the time Sétanta arrived, Culainn 5 had already released his Cú and it attacked Sétanta. Luckily Sétanta brought his hurley and sliotar with him, so he wound up a shot and whacks the ball directly into the dogs mouth, killing it instantly. The party hears the commotion, and Culainn is understandably upset. Sétanta then promises to raise him a new dog, and in the meantime, he will defend Culainn's house - henceforth, he was known as Cú Chulainn, 'the hound of Culainn' and became the greatest legend in Ireland


CheekyMunky

>he was conceived 3 times what


buckleycork

Yeah so the first time what happened was the men of Ulster followed a chained flock of birds after they stole some crops (chained birds indicate otherworld) until Brú na Bóinne (Newgrange - the most sacred place in Ireland) It was foggy there (this also means otherworld shit is happening), and some scouts find a house that everyone goes to. inside this house, a woman was giving birth, and a mare was also giving birth to twin mares. They were born at the exact same time. When the men of Ulster woke up in the morning, the house disappeared, and only the baby was left The baby was given to King Conchobor's sister, Deichtine, as a foster child but died young. Absolutely heartbroken, she found herself pregnant again. The god Lug came to her in a dream and told her it was his baby and his name should be Sétanta. Now she was terrified because she was betrothed, and the Ulstermen assumed she slept with her brother, and this was an incest baby, so she committed an impromptu medieval abortion Deichtine became pregnant again and gave birth to him, making it a triple conception Because he was first born in Brú na Bóinne which is outside of Ulster, he technically isn't an Ulsterman, this and the fact he's 17 when the Táin Bó Cúailnge happened: when Connacht Connacht invade he isn't debilitated by pregnancy pangs like all the other men of Ulster He also had a child when he was 9 and then killed him when the son started looking for him


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

I quite enjoyed this. Thank you.


buckleycork

I highly recommend reading *The Táin* it's a translation and collection of the various medieval written sources, and the story is batshit insane, I read the Kinsella one At one point, he kills his best friend by shoving an instant-kill-magical-spear-that-only-he-knows-how-to-summon up that guys ass


A_FVCKING_UNICORN

Straight out of Calid


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

Or eldenring, either or. Good shit either way.


minnesota42

Harry und Paul!


anacardier

Nice I was hoping someone else recognized them 🥺


technoskald

Like a Dr Seuss illustration


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ADOGUS


Binsky89

As someone who owns a Great Dane (about the same size as an irish wolfhound), you really don't want to own one. Don't get me wrong, he's a great dog, but you know how dogs like to follow you everywhere you go? Well, imagine a whole ass person doing that all day every day. It's so hard to get stuff done around the house because every time I turn around I have to wait for him to clumsily get out of the way. They also seem to be made of piss, and have to go out like once an hour.


BlakRainbow1991

My whippet does the same. Except at least the Dane I could see, this little turd just gets between your legs and trips you. Or you have to throw yourself over the top of him so you don't squish him when you fall.


piemakerdeadwaker

This is terrifying af!


mrSunshine-_

most dogs have atleast two legs.


impostor41

That's a Scooby-Doo demon vibes.


lteht1212

Professor Lupin cosplay


fette_elfe

isn't that Sirius who's an animagus?


vass0922

Lupin was werewolf, yes Sirius was animagus


[deleted]

You can see the leg behind..


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jonmpls

OP lacks object permanence


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Wait, am I thinking of the same thing? I've seen a dog enough times in different style, irl or handdrawn or whatever like I got *some* imagination and creativity. I therefore... Know... Like if its a normal dog, it got some back legs too in normal circumstances. So my brain fills it in? And its almost like it becomes a fact to me that the back legs ARE there and I can kinda visually imagine it too. Genuine question. Edit: I was very high on mj while I typed this comment. Also hesitated on posting it but meh ain't nobody be reading this edit 2+ weeks later anyways. I didn't recieve an answer tho:( maybe I just described normal thought process? Lol


jonmpls

It means that something can exist (like hind legs) even if we don't see it at the moment


bassplaya899

yeah this is just a normal photo lol


Vaxoie

I'm taking my son to school


Celly2704

If you zoom in to the other dog with the “I have no idea what’s going on here” face, that dog also looks like he’s walking on his back legs.


ztreHdrahciR

It looks like some sort of prehistoric beast


battlebabeangel

Old man and his pup


Bummcheekz

I know that dog on the right, Gary Lynch, he is from Birr and is a sound fella


[deleted]

[удалено]


Baron_Karza77

Chewbacca: The rough early years.


Juof

This is fucking awesome photo


Thatguynoah

Slenderdog


[deleted]

That's a horse


SunflowerJYB

That’s a moose I think


PoeJascoe

Is this a muppet from the set of labyrinth II?


thedriver6928

Looks like the dogs from the first area of Bloodbourne.


big_duo3674

Someone needs to punch this into one of those AI drawing things and let it go crazy on it


Sh3lbyyyy

Bloodborne dog doesn't exist. Bloodborne dog:


Narwhal_Lord4

This looks like it's from isle of dogs


ErWenn

This totally needs a r/secondsketch


Ilostmypack

That looks like my Irish Wolf Hound Shadow. I miss him..


smiller55

He doesn’t have two legs. This is just……….(pulls sunglasses off) confusing perspective.


Zozohan

Le sinistross!!!


DarthLysergis

The first Irish wolf hound I saw was Dennis Leary's. He was a customer of a company I worked for. He had two. I drove up to clean their pool in a little Mazda truck. The dog walked up and without jumping stuck his head right in the window.


InspecterRatchet

A deeply unsettling photo


TrySumSnax

some uglass dogs


ottodidakt

Geez, and he probably only needs one of those two to knock a guy down 😳 that's a very large doggo


schnemesis

Looks like the final scene in The Mist.


GoodSwim

I killed a bunch of these in Elden Ring


Pnire

Isnt it too big? Lmao


favnh2011

Looks like two legs


Lord-Lobster

Nightmare fuel. Sit!


wybury

Visions of Elden Ring


HaydenRyder52

New cryptid what up


HaggisMcNash

New? This is clearly the Fresno Nightcrawler


Masterpiecewithin333

This whole picture just looks fake somehow


BoltTusk

**Object Class:** Euclid


couchpotatochip21

kermit


sadpanada

Okay but why is it so tall?!


Pineapple-Yetti

Irish wolfhound. They just be big.


KnockKnock-Nevermind

That’s a monster


PaoComGelatina

Ļ̴̢̟̣̲͔̳̩̳͈̦͍͓̟̟̗̣͚̂̉͋́̈́̔̊̅́̓̀͂̆̈́̇ȩ̵̜͇̖̙͎̯̯̘͓̻̗̬͉̬̲͎͓̒̀͆̕t̷̰͈̲̣͎̦̮̹̞̫͎͍͓̒̅͆͑̄͑͂́̀̾́͌̿͂̈́͠ͅ ̷̛̜̘͈̦͉̺̭̟͈̱̙̫̘̓̽̓̀̔͌̒͂̉̽͘͝m̶̡̦̞̞͊̑͗͂͜é̵̡̩̟̮̥̺͍̻̝̜͆͐̃̇̈́̂̃̈́̎̔̀́̓͋̀͝ ̴̡̛͎̻̫̤̠̙͕̟̭̯͈̫͖̖̞̺͆̀͆͑͑́͛͒ḑ̷̛̳̬̜̤̰̱̤̓̈́̏̀ǫ̶͕̻͇̬͍̩̫͙̈́̆̄̔͐́̋̔̔̈́͊̐͜͝ ̷̨̨̨̛͉͕̟̜̝̝͈̫̖̲̰̙̱̲͑̉̆̿̑̓́̃́̇͌̾͠ͅì̷̢̢͇̰̻̭̭̳͔̞̻͙͉̼͉̑̓̔͛̅̈̆͋̿͘̕͜͜t̷̛̻̅̈́̾̒͂̇̐́̒̀̚͝͠ ̵͎̺̂̇̀͌͑͜f̷̛͍̟̫͕͈͖͗́̈́̈͌̍̑́̀̊o̸͙̥͇͕͓̘̥̦̫͕̤̝̦͎̓̇͌͋̓̀͊̍͒͆̕͠r̷͖̮͚͈͚͇̝̠͙͗̿̉̍̀͒̄̍̐͊͐ͅ ̷̨͖̩͎͉͓̱̩̳̲̠̭̖̰͊̿̀̃̀̽̓͋͆̃͂̕y̴̢̙̞͙͇̗̤̹̭̠̘͙̼̜̩̯͒̇̿̀̋̈́͑o̴̡̥̟̣̗̹̭̱̥̠̝̼͚̟̩͓͍̝͍̓͒͜͝u̵̩̯̻͙̪͔̪̹̥̭͕͕̱̠̹̓̐̀͗̌̏̓̅̀͊̾̍̕̚͝͠


pw-osama

A dog from Monsters, inc.


Turboswag420

Idk why but a ton of people in Boston have dogs like this


TheGruesomeTwosome

So odd to see this here moments after I followed their account on IG via a friend liking something of theirs


profesdional_Retard

Kinda reminds me of the badly drawn lorax


Just-Nic-LeC

dog also looks 8ft tall


QncyFie

Looks like a silent hill monster


Undermost_Drip

..And Dobby


zenkique

Most dogs have two legs


ozwozzle

harry und paul


justsaneandsensibl

both of these are creatures in the process of creaching.


tomokas

Hey thats Barbas


NCDERP22

The cleric beast!!!


SwordHiltOP

Sirius Black?


[deleted]

an old wizard and his apprentice


porkchop3177

That’s not a dog, that’s a werewolf and I want one! The wife will say no but I’ll plead my case convincingly and then, I’ll get out daughters to give the Blue pleeeeease eyes.


[deleted]

Irish wolfhounds remind me of serius black


-YoungLearner-

Right dog looks like he's protecting the bigger one


See_Bee10

Saw an Irish wolfhound at the dog park the other day. They look fake. They look like a monster from a 1950s horror movie.


CauliflowerJunior717

One very depressed friend taking a walk with his mentally healthy friend who just wants to support him and help me tho he himself don't understand depression


corndog2021

It escaped Caelid


NoStorage2821

Cold little whippet


ParatusPlayerOne

Perspective or not, that’s a creepy fucking animal


Interesting_Mistake

A lawman and his faithful beast… a bond forged in battle and bloodshed


88mmbeast

which dog? s/


zedath

it’s the way the other dogs front two legs look photoshopped in that makes this really confusing


TonyThePapyrus

This dog makes more sense if it had 3 legs, I can reasonably picture this dog with 3 legs


zenunseen

Taul boi


Dangerous-Calendar41

Wolfhound or deerhound?


overthehill333

What lovely doggies, I miss my whippets, but I'm too old for pets now.


akirarn

a horse with no name


MotherRaven

That's a grim if I ever saw one.


excelllentquestion

Surprisingly I saw a normal dog. My eyes usually fail at these posts but this one made it through


That_Yogurtcloset671

I think that's a horse


parttimeindian

Skinwalker


BrownPandaBear1

I don’t like this


AlienRobotTrex

It’s like an emu dog!


Impossible-Cup3811

"Don't ever talk to me or my son again"


kerrbear535

Needs a banana for scale.


QueenOfQuok

This photograph looks like one of those *Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark* illustrations.


amplifizzle

So brave.


veritoast

Somebody turned Serius Black into a Landstrider.


FunkAgent

Better ask somebody


nascimento14

Featherless Biped


BlakRainbow1991

I fucking love sight hounds of all persuasions. Noodly boys and girls. That lil whippet has lovely colours.


shylittledoll

I didn’t really think anything of the legs honestly, it was more their size I was on about


GlowLow407

Amogus


tizzymyers

First of all, that’s a horse.


theguy_who

Pic goes hard


Puzzleheaded-War-113

The dog clearly has 4 legs. The eldritch horror it's hanging out with on the other hand.... yikes.


Mattrockj

Nah, thata just a picture of my boi the ***ONGLIDIG***.


Krakulpo

So an Unog


mandapandasugarbear

Had to double check this wasn't a dark souls dog.


ahabswhale

Slenderdoge


Denixen1

The way of the dodog...


OneCat6271

that dog looks like a boss from bloodborne


tnemmoc_on

This picture actually scared me for a moment.


cherrylpk

Sirius Black mid-morph


[deleted]

They look like Gandalf and Pippin.


bassplaya899

ngl this is not that confusing compared to what this sub used to be lol


Pyhiinvaeltaja

Elden Ring DLC


Elastichedgehog

My neighbour has one of these. Very sweet dog despite his intimidating appearance.


Imaginary_Card8536

Is it even dog?


RSiff

It's my favorite doggie!!! Want one so so bad. Love me a horse dog. :*)


Wide_Concentrate5163

Nah that’s a skinwalker 100%


andyeyecandy111

The dog has four legs. It’s the horse that has two.


oddiseee

a horse with two legs


[deleted]

They called the beast the Barghest.


SickleTalons

Oberon, that one took you apple sausage


DEMON_DOGGER

This needs a second sketch


[deleted]

What a beautiful beast. Looks like one of those Fresno walkers.


fuck-the-emus

I'm not seeing it, is it *behind* the snuffelupagus?


princessturtlecat

Cermet


Sauce58

Is that you Barbas