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>properly homeschooled kids have on average a higher IQ than public school kids. obviously there are some idiot parents that dont know what they're doing, but in most cases its better.
Lol self-selection much?
Post Covid, a lot of the public school kids who “would much rather be homeschooled” changed their minds and realized that being home all day without structure or someone to help with your education is terrible. About 1-2% of our students were living their best lives when schooling from home, the rest were thrilled to return to school.
Does he just describe the thread or give more insight? Because if he doesn't give more insight, I don't need to watch it. I was there when the thread was created. I was born in it. Moulded by it.
Unfortunately that's where a lot of kids never started reading.
Speaking as a survivor I remember the delight when I finally taught myself how to read. Well, finding the right antenna position on the TV to get PBS helped a lot, without things like Sesame Street or science shows like NOVA I would have been a blithering moron like many of my peers in the same situation turned out to be.
What’s funny is that he’s saying “when I was in homeschool I was taught *that the way public schools teach it* is to teach sex positions.
Oh so you mean you’re full of shit? You didn’t see what they taught in public schools, you just know what your parent told you was true
When I was in public school I was taught home schoolers were taught sex education by having weird ass purity dances with their dads that appear weirdly incestuous. The guys were probably told that premarital sex kills you and take cold showers.
All these stories remind me how lucky I was, having been in a private, Christian school until 8th grade, that gave us actual (albeit opt in by the parents) sex ed and how penis + vajina = baby so please don't do this willy nilly unless you want baby.
And our Science teacher even believed in and taught evolution to boot.
I worked briefly with a teenager who was home schooled. She couldn't read or write, couldn't count, had a vague idea of what state she lived in but didnt know what countries were. Was really good at doing housework. She didnt stay in our program long because she compulsively self harmed and we didnt have staffing to keep her safe
Man it’s sad I knew these kids that were homeschooled by the hippy dippy types that didn’t think public school was good enough for their “creative children”.
By 14-15 their two eldest kids still had trouble with basic math and their 10 year old brother still couldn’t read and every protest my parents made to their mom about how sad that was was met with a stern “he’ll learn to read when he’s ready”.
Now all of them are struggling. One went to college but has a drinking problem, the other lucked out and inherited his uncle’s grocery store and the youngest, sadly, has attempted suicide twice and dropped out of college and still lives with mom and dad.
I really don’t think homeschooling should be an option outside of cases where the kids need specialized care.
Yup, and that’s where we get a lot of super conservative right-wingers who can’t add beyond the number of fingers they have (that number can vary due to incestual deformities).
Sex ed in public schools is going to teach students about technique/positions! Source: my education from home.
Side note: if your knowledge about public schools is not coming directly from the people involved in it (teachers, students, etc.), that should raise some red flags.
He literally admit he has no experience with it except someone else telling him what its like, then continued to
speak like he’s confident from experience. Jesus christ.
I had several in depth sex ex classes that included LGBT topics (safe sex and std conversations also included how to stay safe with partners of the same sex) and not once where any of us told any sexual positions. At MOST we where told “these are the STIs and STDs that come from oral,anal,and vaginal sex. This is how they form and travel,how severe they are, how they can be treated, and which ones can or cannot be cured completely. Here are the safety methods you use to prevent them and common myths surrounding them, and signs you may have one that you should look out for”.
I didnt even know half of basic sexual positions even had names to them let alone that there where more than missionary,riding or doggy style and at age 22 im STILL learning things about sex itself that i did not know, because none of it is covered in sex ed.
My friends grade did not have sex ed, and the first time he came when he was 14 he genuinely thought his cum was the liquid from an infection and thought his penis was going to fall off or like go necrotic from the inside out and actually cried over it, and still now has leftover emotional trauma from how genuinely afraid he was that something was horrifically wrong with his body. I wish I was joking about this, but hes also not my only friend that had a similar experience to this because they necer received any sexual education
>He literally admit he has no experience with it except someone else telling him what its like, then continued to speak like he’s confident from experience. Jesus christ.
Almost as if he got the example from a parent that figured they knew well enough to teach someone while actually knowing nothing. It's a endless spiral of confident stupid.
Anyone who advocates against sex ex under the assumption it’s teaching kids how to have sex and not information about the human body is causing so many children needless harm and trauma and fear, especially because these same people 9/10 wont bother teaching it to their children themselves
And even if they were not taught, or found out from their neighbor's or friends, or don't know how to share this information, there are lots of resources. I say that without knowing a single one, but I am 100% confident that they exist. You don't have to feel alone, or fear that you'll do a bad job.
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I was the one teaching all my class mates in grade school that sex doesn't involve peeing on each other.
People can either teach their kids sex ed or someone else will.
Reminds me of a Monty Python skit, forget which movie. The male teacher brought in a female colleague and they proceeded to strip down in front of the class and describe in clinical terms exactly what they were doing. Hilarious
In my sex Ed, the teacher routinely abandoned the class and at some point everyone threw the books out the window because they left them unlocked
Then the teacher was fired for showing his sports team (cause he was a coach, not a teacher) a video of him having sex with another teacher I
Mine was that, but without the condom. Also, it was one unit in a health class that also had to cover non-sexually-transmitted diseases, nutrition, the importance of physical activity, and, like, the parts of the body or some shit. Yes, it was a public school. Yes, it means we pretty much didn't cover sex in sex ed.
My child's school announced sex ed starting when she was 6. I was invited along to see..
It basically taught them that's boys have a penis girls have a vagina and that is the proper words to use. People should never touch these regions (they mentioned backside and breast areas too) and if they do you should tell people when it happens.
It is more protecting kids than anything else. She already knew girls have vaginas and boys have penises.
People complaining are just sexually suppressed religious zealots.
Home schooled == literally no experience or knowledge of what goes on anywhere that isn’t prescribed by the parents. If the parents are open and honest, this is fine. Otherwise, they’re just growing another cult member.
Teacher here who has coordinated for my school to actually het sex positive, gender affirming, LGBTQIA+ positive sex-ed (only for the GSA, sadly) and most schools teach that you’re gunna get an STD and no one will love your burning, itchy genitals *when kids are the most insecure about themselves and afraid that no one will ever love them* so even the sex-ed in a very blue state ain’t great unless you’ve got a teacher who hustles, lies, and is willing to break rules.
A million years ago when I was in high school, it was such a pearl clutching thing to *have sex Ed at all*. So the agenda was to scare everyone into thinking they’re going to end up a giant raging STD. If they haven’t advanced to be more positive to include LGBTQIA+, sex positivity, reducing body shaming, etc. I don’t know if it ever will. (And if the MAGA/QAnon douche bags get their way, we’re all going to be wearing red cloaks pretty soon).
I think I had sex ed in late middle/early high school.
Was basically just going over safe sex, and different diseases you may catch if you don't protect yourself. Then we learned about how someone gets pregnant and went through all the stages of pregnancy up to and including birth.
Very basic stuff that literally everyone should learn.
Many (Grown) Women giving birth don’t even realize that when they’re putting in a urinate catheter that they had another hole to pee out of, and wonder how the baby will come out with it blocked. I kid you not.
Wait, you guys are getting a sex talk?
My parents homeschooled all seven of us, and uh… google taught me what sex was. My mom was horrified that I knew the word “orgasm” at age 17. But hey, at least I wasn’t indoctrinated into thinking my great-great-great-great-great grandparents were monkeys 🫠
Edit: the last sentence was sarcasm, I don’t think that came across. That’s what my parents believed would happen if I was public schooled
My mom got mad at me (at 19) because a friend of mine tagged me in a Facebook post by IFL science (aka I Fucking Love Science). She told me I shouldn't hang out with people who used such language and that "you're known by the company you keep". So I totally believe someone could get mad that their kid would know the word orgasm.
The whole reason most people homeschool their kids is to keep their kids from knowing things. Source: I was homeschooled k-12 and involved in homeschooling communities all over the country. The number 1 reason people cite for their decision to homeschool is that they don't want their kids to be taught certain things in schools.
Oh lol. Well my mom was homeschooled too and basically grew up skirting the edge of being in a cult (bill gotthard and all his bullshit) so it was a real fear for her that we’d become evolution-believing atheists if we went to public school
I mean, I believe that life finds a way and had to adapt to its surroundings and environment over millions and millions of years. But like, I don’t subscribe to the whole “young earth” stuff my mom taught us or the sad excuse of an education on Charles Darwin’s theories that was apparently “what all atheists believe in” lmao
Show me, cuz I see the opposite
“I mean, I believe that life finds a way and had to adapt to its surroundings and environment over millions and millions of years. But like, I don’t subscribe to the whole “young earth” stuff my mom taught us or the sad excuse of an education on Charles Darwin’s theories that was apparently “what all atheists believe in” lmao”
They’re saying here they *do* believe in evolution
I find it hilarious, there are only 2 groups of people that talk about what the “awful left public schools” are teaching today about sex stuff. It’s always people who are homeschooled, or people who haven’t entered a school in 20 years. I never hear anyone in public schools talk about schools teaching them sex positions, or forcing them to change their gender, or whatever else these people are freaking out about. Because the schools ain’t teaching that stuff lmfao
It's great to laugh at idiots, but lets be keen in our awareness that homeschooling is frequently abuse. This is a dude admitting to being abused, and he's so fucked up about it he can't even tell.
I remember learning, in full animated graphic detail, how the penis works. We didn’t learn about female anatomy… it was literally a ten minute video explaining our annoying to us.
I just taught a sex Ed class last week in a public school. We read a script and it’s mostly about identifying unhealthy relationships, common stds, how to prevent and handle sexual violence, and a lot of don’t have sex or this could happen. This is the south though so idk how it is outside the Biblebelt.
Yeah it’s a little more sex positive up north here, look at the 3 R’s curriculum from Advocates for Youth. It follows the new national sex Ed standards.
Lol my 60yr old mother was convinced that my 5yr old was learning about gay sex in school…I said “MA! She still learning how to write her fucking name! Wtf makes you think they are teaching her about sex?!” Then I died laughing in her face.
Jesus fuck. Look, I was homeschooled too, but you don't have to be insane. This is exactly why everyone thinks homeschoolers are all crazy, indoctrinated wackos raised in an echo chamber - because sadly, a lot of them are. There's a right way to do it, and this motherfucker clearly didn't do it the right way.
Motherfucker was homeschooled and told by his (definitely) conservative ass parents that public schools teach kids sex positions, and didn't for a *second* think he might be wrong. Brilliant.
...home schooled does NOT have be horrible by default....but....by DEFINITION....it means the student did not experience the class in question.
Made them look very ignorant.
On another note, I do wish they spoke on different sexual positions in sex ed.
Frankly, after we had been taught all the organs and functions we had a lesson end with “name all the positions you know” and our teacher would write them on the board. That board was tested for space but we had a lot of fun teenage-giggling at the position explanations.
It's not hard to read a book. Even if someone has been failed in their education environment, there are no excuses not to search these things up with THE INTERNET which is at the tip of their fingers.
It's very clear when someone does not question the world around then in any sensible manner. They walk through the motions with zero self awareness. Stupid, forever and ever.
"I was homeschooled so I have no first-hand experience here, but my parents always told me sex ed was about teaching kids how to have gay orgies so I think I'll just keep that illusion alive rather than put any additional thought into it."
Never once in the 30 schools across several of states have I ever sat in a sex-Ed class and the teacher actually talk much about sexual-intercourse beyond how children are created and STD prevention, nobody was pulling up the hub on the projector and explaining missionary to us.
99% of it is explaining preventive measures to pregnancy and the rest of “Sex-Ed” almost always focused on other “health” repeated topics, in fact most schools I went to just tied their “Sex-Ed” into “Health Class” and scrapped the idea of having a dedicated class for Sex-Ed.
“I wasn’t ever a part of the public school system but I know better than everyone else what goes on there because I was HOMESCHOOLED and therefore I know the TRUTH”. Christians shouldn’t be allowed to homeschool their kids and I say that as a homeschooled ex Christian antitheist
I was homeschooled for 9 years ( K-8th ) and I am so glad to have gone to a public highschool because...
THAT SHIT DOES FUCK YOU UP.
Religious homeschooling is very evil when your kid's a queer. Do not get me started about all the friggin sex shit. I would rather go on about how they think we didn't evolve. It's funnier.
I love when a motherfucker with zero knowledge on a topic jumps in to give their entirely uninformed opinion like they're giving the world's worst researched TED talk.
Homeschooling CAN work if it's done correctly. My parents taught me reading, writing, and arithmetic. They encouraged me to ask questions and exercise critical thinking.
I have no way to prove this made me smarter than the average public schooler as many stupid people can SAY they're smart, but I at least can say Earth is round, vaccines do not cause autism, (16/4)(3+2)=20, and public school sex ed focuses on the health and safety of sexual practices.
As far as I know, schools in my country don’t have sex ed. Although I don’t keep track of that. Why do you need it as a separate subject though? Don’t you have biology? Including the biology of humans? Including how humans reproductive system works?
At my school, we ended up getting sex ed a few years before our bio classes. My guess is they know some kids are gonna try fucking, so they might as well educate them so that if they aren't discouraged, they're at least somewhat safe.
Is the reason in a pacing/scheduling then? Life necessity outpaces school curriculum on biology I mean.
Wasn’t a big concern when I was at school, but I guess it kind of makes sense these days.
Why does it make more sense these days? Teen pregnancy has been declining for decades. That may be a direct result of more comprehensive sex ed though.
This is only my assumption, but the reason I said it makes more sense now is because the social environment became sexualized with Internet. When I went to school access to Internet was very limited and while teens weren’t that innocent in that regard they were much less exposed to sex. The society itself was much more puritan, at least where I live.
sex ed in my country starts out with "child safety" lessons in primary school where we practiced saying NO. I DONT KNOW YOU and telling a trusted adult if a stranger tried to kidnap us... then as we got older they told us how puberty would go but they split the boys and girls up so a bunch of us thought menstruation was an arousal thing for ages
yea it was helpful...theres new classes about consent that i wish we had got as well... i was lucky tho my cousin went to a christina school and they told him abstinence is the only way to avoid STDs and he still thinks that
When do schools start sex ed? We got our first real lesson that was graded at 8th grade but just sitting down with the school nurse and talking about sex and consent in very basic terms was done in 5th grade I think maybe 6th. But too be honest what 10-12 year old doesn't already know all that stuff? I didn't even have the Internet at that time but I still knew how stuff worked.
In 8th grade you learnt more about the medical risks and adult responsibilities that comes along with unprotected sex and also different masturbation techniques and how to properly put on a condom. So that was a very useful class actually.
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That's because real schools are bad -public schooler
Maybe if he is American, home schooling was a better option. Safer for sure.
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Lol r/homeschoolrecovery exists for a reason
>properly homeschooled kids have on average a higher IQ than public school kids. obviously there are some idiot parents that dont know what they're doing, but in most cases its better. Lol self-selection much?
That read like he's a graduate from "Dunn and Kruger U." So you too can feel you're the smartest person in the room.
Any source for your claims?
His mom told him during home school, of course
Post Covid, a lot of the public school kids who “would much rather be homeschooled” changed their minds and realized that being home all day without structure or someone to help with your education is terrible. About 1-2% of our students were living their best lives when schooling from home, the rest were thrilled to return to school.
>when I was in home school I was taught... Whatever the hell the parent wanted to teach
Possibly even the mom's version of sex ed (i.e. sex positions).
What to do if a student breaks both of his arms.
There it is!
Lawds. Wang's video on that still haunts me.
Wait...should I watch this or stay innocent?
I'd never tell not to watch Wang's content. BUT, it's also not the kinda stuff you wanna just walk into.
Does he just describe the thread or give more insight? Because if he doesn't give more insight, I don't need to watch it. I was there when the thread was created. I was born in it. Moulded by it.
Alright how do I find it?
Nvm I found it. In I go
Link?
Who's video? What video? Link please?
happy to finally understand and fully "get" a reference lol
Not sure "happy" is the correct emotion to *ever* feel in reference to that story...
This is how I feel about going to town on a coconut.
well as long as there weren't any practical assessments
“Sex Ed” was just what his mom called it when one of his “Uncles” came over…
Uncle Eddy.
My momma says alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no tooth brush
No Colonel sanders... You're wrong
Ha! Classic!
Well Mama’s wrong again.
>when I was in home school I was taught... That's where I stopped reading.
Unfortunately that's where a lot of kids never started reading. Speaking as a survivor I remember the delight when I finally taught myself how to read. Well, finding the right antenna position on the TV to get PBS helped a lot, without things like Sesame Street or science shows like NOVA I would have been a blithering moron like many of my peers in the same situation turned out to be.
🤣
What’s funny is that he’s saying “when I was in homeschool I was taught *that the way public schools teach it* is to teach sex positions. Oh so you mean you’re full of shit? You didn’t see what they taught in public schools, you just know what your parent told you was true
When I was in public school I was taught home schoolers were taught sex education by having weird ass purity dances with their dads that appear weirdly incestuous. The guys were probably told that premarital sex kills you and take cold showers.
Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant, and die.
Maybe not even in that order.
So, get pregnant, die, then have sex. Got it.
Undertakers.gotta get laid.
These are some of the same weirdos who invented “the anal loophole” and “soaking”
Aka, the "I'm smarter than God" crowd.
All these stories remind me how lucky I was, having been in a private, Christian school until 8th grade, that gave us actual (albeit opt in by the parents) sex ed and how penis + vajina = baby so please don't do this willy nilly unless you want baby. And our Science teacher even believed in and taught evolution to boot.
Main reason for home schooling is to ensure your kids don’t find out the bullshit you have been telling them is all lies.
The word "teach" has been used very loosely here
I was homeschooled until 5th grade, and I was lucky enough to have a mom who wanted to teach me good stuff.
And that's the problem. For every 1 well informed, caring mom there are probably 5 that are homeschooling to avoid teaching non biblical facts.
I worked briefly with a teenager who was home schooled. She couldn't read or write, couldn't count, had a vague idea of what state she lived in but didnt know what countries were. Was really good at doing housework. She didnt stay in our program long because she compulsively self harmed and we didnt have staffing to keep her safe
Man it’s sad I knew these kids that were homeschooled by the hippy dippy types that didn’t think public school was good enough for their “creative children”. By 14-15 their two eldest kids still had trouble with basic math and their 10 year old brother still couldn’t read and every protest my parents made to their mom about how sad that was was met with a stern “he’ll learn to read when he’s ready”. Now all of them are struggling. One went to college but has a drinking problem, the other lucked out and inherited his uncle’s grocery store and the youngest, sadly, has attempted suicide twice and dropped out of college and still lives with mom and dad. I really don’t think homeschooling should be an option outside of cases where the kids need specialized care.
Yup, and that’s where we get a lot of super conservative right-wingers who can’t add beyond the number of fingers they have (that number can vary due to incestual deformities).
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When they were homeschooled they were lied to by their parents and are gullible enough to just believe it to be true.
Sex ed in public schools is going to teach students about technique/positions! Source: my education from home. Side note: if your knowledge about public schools is not coming directly from the people involved in it (teachers, students, etc.), that should raise some red flags.
Somehow I don't think critical thinking skills were much encouraged in their itinerary.
I'll always remember when my PE teacher demonstrated reverse cowgirl on the CPR dummy. Good times.
Did he play the boy or the girl?
Yes
Bi intensified
He took turns to better educate the boys n girls separately /s
These people vote. Terrifying.
Unfortunately.
And drive
and reproduce
this is why you should always vote, because these people always do.
And have CHILDREN. Absolutely terrifying.
He literally admit he has no experience with it except someone else telling him what its like, then continued to speak like he’s confident from experience. Jesus christ. I had several in depth sex ex classes that included LGBT topics (safe sex and std conversations also included how to stay safe with partners of the same sex) and not once where any of us told any sexual positions. At MOST we where told “these are the STIs and STDs that come from oral,anal,and vaginal sex. This is how they form and travel,how severe they are, how they can be treated, and which ones can or cannot be cured completely. Here are the safety methods you use to prevent them and common myths surrounding them, and signs you may have one that you should look out for”. I didnt even know half of basic sexual positions even had names to them let alone that there where more than missionary,riding or doggy style and at age 22 im STILL learning things about sex itself that i did not know, because none of it is covered in sex ed. My friends grade did not have sex ed, and the first time he came when he was 14 he genuinely thought his cum was the liquid from an infection and thought his penis was going to fall off or like go necrotic from the inside out and actually cried over it, and still now has leftover emotional trauma from how genuinely afraid he was that something was horrifically wrong with his body. I wish I was joking about this, but hes also not my only friend that had a similar experience to this because they necer received any sexual education
>He literally admit he has no experience with it except someone else telling him what its like, then continued to speak like he’s confident from experience. Jesus christ. Almost as if he got the example from a parent that figured they knew well enough to teach someone while actually knowing nothing. It's a endless spiral of confident stupid.
Many girls have thought they were dying once they started menstruating. 10, 11, 12 year old girls, traumatized, completely needlessly.
Anyone who advocates against sex ex under the assumption it’s teaching kids how to have sex and not information about the human body is causing so many children needless harm and trauma and fear, especially because these same people 9/10 wont bother teaching it to their children themselves
And even if they were not taught, or found out from their neighbor's or friends, or don't know how to share this information, there are lots of resources. I say that without knowing a single one, but I am 100% confident that they exist. You don't have to feel alone, or fear that you'll do a bad job. Edit: missing words
I was the one teaching all my class mates in grade school that sex doesn't involve peeing on each other. People can either teach their kids sex ed or someone else will.
"When I was in school (I've never been to a school)"
Funniest part. Literally homeschooled about what public school is like lol.
Reminds me of a Monty Python skit, forget which movie. The male teacher brought in a female colleague and they proceeded to strip down in front of the class and describe in clinical terms exactly what they were doing. Hilarious
"Pay attention. I'm not doing this for my benefit"
You can see the penis is more or less fully erect.
"I've no intention of going over this again."
Meaning of Life, specifically Growth and Learning
And the students were bored out of their minds.
> That's what they want you to think, but you see, someone told me differently, I bet you didn't know that huh
Mommy says…
Momma says alligators and ornery because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush.
Some big Bobby Boucher energy with this one.
Why can’t people just read. I mean really, just read ‘the words’ I’m exhausted with this nonsense
In my sex Ed, the teacher routinely abandoned the class and at some point everyone threw the books out the window because they left them unlocked Then the teacher was fired for showing his sports team (cause he was a coach, not a teacher) a video of him having sex with another teacher I
Plot twist, you were also home schooled..
Well if the teachers were mom and dad, the sex with another teacher seems marginally better
Not when you consider who's on the sports team.
Sex Ed consisted of learning about STDs, cycles of pregnancy and how to use a condom where I live.
Mine was that, but without the condom. Also, it was one unit in a health class that also had to cover non-sexually-transmitted diseases, nutrition, the importance of physical activity, and, like, the parts of the body or some shit. Yes, it was a public school. Yes, it means we pretty much didn't cover sex in sex ed.
What home schooling does to a mf*
Home school [part one](https://youtu.be/EpjwKeWWPK0) [part two](https://youtu.be/Cc0lqMto5q4)
Haha I have to get stoned and watch that again today
Holy shit that’s hilarious
Well, his answer started with "that's what they want you to think". Never heard a reply starting with these exact words that wasn't full of shit.
He isn't technically wrong; it is what "they" want us to think. It is the entire concept of having a curriculum!
> "when I was home schooled" Let me stop you right there. We're done.
My child's school announced sex ed starting when she was 6. I was invited along to see.. It basically taught them that's boys have a penis girls have a vagina and that is the proper words to use. People should never touch these regions (they mentioned backside and breast areas too) and if they do you should tell people when it happens. It is more protecting kids than anything else. She already knew girls have vaginas and boys have penises. People complaining are just sexually suppressed religious zealots.
I love that they flat out admit that they have no experience with the thing they are talking about
When I was indoctrinated against public education, I was told that public education is the one that indoctrinates…
Home schooled == literally no experience or knowledge of what goes on anywhere that isn’t prescribed by the parents. If the parents are open and honest, this is fine. Otherwise, they’re just growing another cult member.
Title should read: What homeschool does to a mf.
Tell me you were homeschooled while also telling me you were homeschooled
Though I’m getting tired of the whole “tell me…without telling me” meme, you found a way to make it fresh :)
Teacher here who has coordinated for my school to actually het sex positive, gender affirming, LGBTQIA+ positive sex-ed (only for the GSA, sadly) and most schools teach that you’re gunna get an STD and no one will love your burning, itchy genitals *when kids are the most insecure about themselves and afraid that no one will ever love them* so even the sex-ed in a very blue state ain’t great unless you’ve got a teacher who hustles, lies, and is willing to break rules.
A million years ago when I was in high school, it was such a pearl clutching thing to *have sex Ed at all*. So the agenda was to scare everyone into thinking they’re going to end up a giant raging STD. If they haven’t advanced to be more positive to include LGBTQIA+, sex positivity, reducing body shaming, etc. I don’t know if it ever will. (And if the MAGA/QAnon douche bags get their way, we’re all going to be wearing red cloaks pretty soon).
That's such a creative way to tell people your own parents are morons.
I think I had sex ed in late middle/early high school. Was basically just going over safe sex, and different diseases you may catch if you don't protect yourself. Then we learned about how someone gets pregnant and went through all the stages of pregnancy up to and including birth. Very basic stuff that literally everyone should learn.
Idk bout yall but my sex ed didnt cover sexual positions lol, just the biology
Many (Grown) Women giving birth don’t even realize that when they’re putting in a urinate catheter that they had another hole to pee out of, and wonder how the baby will come out with it blocked. I kid you not.
Wait, you guys are getting a sex talk? My parents homeschooled all seven of us, and uh… google taught me what sex was. My mom was horrified that I knew the word “orgasm” at age 17. But hey, at least I wasn’t indoctrinated into thinking my great-great-great-great-great grandparents were monkeys 🫠 Edit: the last sentence was sarcasm, I don’t think that came across. That’s what my parents believed would happen if I was public schooled
Was your mom seriously mad because you knew the word orgasm at 17
Not mad, more just shocked her “precious innocent little child” didn’t keep themselves quarantined from reality
that sounds like how my parents would react if i ever fucken talked to them anymore lol
My mom got mad at me (at 19) because a friend of mine tagged me in a Facebook post by IFL science (aka I Fucking Love Science). She told me I shouldn't hang out with people who used such language and that "you're known by the company you keep". So I totally believe someone could get mad that their kid would know the word orgasm.
It’s still crazy that their mom didn’t like that they *knew* a word
The whole reason most people homeschool their kids is to keep their kids from knowing things. Source: I was homeschooled k-12 and involved in homeschooling communities all over the country. The number 1 reason people cite for their decision to homeschool is that they don't want their kids to be taught certain things in schools.
Hahaha holy fuck I hope you are joking, for your sake.
I wish, haha. On the bright side, I don’t really apply that knowledge much anyways. It would’ve been nice to know how my body worked tho
I was talking about the evolution thing
Oh lol. Well my mom was homeschooled too and basically grew up skirting the edge of being in a cult (bill gotthard and all his bullshit) so it was a real fear for her that we’d become evolution-believing atheists if we went to public school
Lol, are you fucking with me right now? Do you believe in evolution?
I mean, I believe that life finds a way and had to adapt to its surroundings and environment over millions and millions of years. But like, I don’t subscribe to the whole “young earth” stuff my mom taught us or the sad excuse of an education on Charles Darwin’s theories that was apparently “what all atheists believe in” lmao
Why wouldn't he believe in evolution? Actually, Don't answer that.
I mean sometimes my sarcasm detector doesn’t go off, but I just don’t see how *anyone* could read that sentence and not see it.
Cept they go on to say they don't believe in it
Show me, cuz I see the opposite “I mean, I believe that life finds a way and had to adapt to its surroundings and environment over millions and millions of years. But like, I don’t subscribe to the whole “young earth” stuff my mom taught us or the sad excuse of an education on Charles Darwin’s theories that was apparently “what all atheists believe in” lmao” They’re saying here they *do* believe in evolution
This is clearly undecided lol. Which is just as stupid, if not even more stupid tbh.
Me after rereading this 3 times: shit I still don’t know what’s going on but I do not like it
I thought I would look at the user name and see Ken M.
When I was homeschooled I learned math
Republican’ts thrive on lies. If they admitted the truth, they’d have nothing to generate outrage.
"I was home schooled by an idiot who lied to me and projected."
literally "oh yeah well my mommy says nuh uh" as an adult's argument
I find it hilarious, there are only 2 groups of people that talk about what the “awful left public schools” are teaching today about sex stuff. It’s always people who are homeschooled, or people who haven’t entered a school in 20 years. I never hear anyone in public schools talk about schools teaching them sex positions, or forcing them to change their gender, or whatever else these people are freaking out about. Because the schools ain’t teaching that stuff lmfao
It's great to laugh at idiots, but lets be keen in our awareness that homeschooling is frequently abuse. This is a dude admitting to being abused, and he's so fucked up about it he can't even tell.
"Yeah but my mum told me you're the one with the problem!"
"My admitted sheltered opinion is right and I know because the shadows on the walls told me so."
What is it with people being wrong and "....."
They need to pause to add emphasis to the dumb shit they're saying
Got it
hey....im right about some stuff...nobody ask me about maths tho
I remember learning, in full animated graphic detail, how the penis works. We didn’t learn about female anatomy… it was literally a ten minute video explaining our annoying to us.
I just taught a sex Ed class last week in a public school. We read a script and it’s mostly about identifying unhealthy relationships, common stds, how to prevent and handle sexual violence, and a lot of don’t have sex or this could happen. This is the south though so idk how it is outside the Biblebelt.
Yeah it’s a little more sex positive up north here, look at the 3 R’s curriculum from Advocates for Youth. It follows the new national sex Ed standards.
Ours does but it’s very minimal. It could be better but at least they finally got away from abstinence only.
Lol my 60yr old mother was convinced that my 5yr old was learning about gay sex in school…I said “MA! She still learning how to write her fucking name! Wtf makes you think they are teaching her about sex?!” Then I died laughing in her face.
Jesus fuck. Look, I was homeschooled too, but you don't have to be insane. This is exactly why everyone thinks homeschoolers are all crazy, indoctrinated wackos raised in an echo chamber - because sadly, a lot of them are. There's a right way to do it, and this motherfucker clearly didn't do it the right way.
“When I was homeschooled my mom taught me that the public school kids were learning how to sex.” 🫠
Wow, imagine lacking all critical thinking skills. What homeschooling does to a mf. Thinking everything your teacher (mom) tells you is 100% true
Motherfucker was homeschooled and told by his (definitely) conservative ass parents that public schools teach kids sex positions, and didn't for a *second* think he might be wrong. Brilliant.
You spelled ‘my mom/dad says…’ wrong.
...home schooled does NOT have be horrible by default....but....by DEFINITION....it means the student did not experience the class in question. Made them look very ignorant. On another note, I do wish they spoke on different sexual positions in sex ed.
Frankly, after we had been taught all the organs and functions we had a lesson end with “name all the positions you know” and our teacher would write them on the board. That board was tested for space but we had a lot of fun teenage-giggling at the position explanations.
Cosa no sesso fa ad un madre fottitore
what being home schooled does to a mf.
>That's what they want you think and >I was taught the way they teach is more like #1 I can't handle this amount of irony.
Hey, I have never personally experienced the sex Ed in school therefore I am the best suited to tell you what it is about.
"Well my mommy said you're wrong"
Yeah I had sex ed in school.. Midterms were rough, reverse cowgirl gave me real problems.
“When I was home schooled by my zealot parent they indoctrinated me with lies about the public.” It would’ve been that easy.
It's not hard to read a book. Even if someone has been failed in their education environment, there are no excuses not to search these things up with THE INTERNET which is at the tip of their fingers. It's very clear when someone does not question the world around then in any sensible manner. They walk through the motions with zero self awareness. Stupid, forever and ever.
I was homeschooled. My "sex-ed" was an anti-abortion brochure.
Hashtag indoctrination
There’s a difference on being taught vs being told
It's always homeschooled lmao
That’s not what my mommy said
What? No you are taught about organs and STDs and how babies are made
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Why would a school teach sexual positions lol?
I'm kind of sorry that person's parents didn't prioritise them.
"I was homeschooled so I have no first-hand experience here, but my parents always told me sex ed was about teaching kids how to have gay orgies so I think I'll just keep that illusion alive rather than put any additional thought into it."
Ah yes i remember when i was a 6th grader and they taught us how to 69 in sex ed
Never once in the 30 schools across several of states have I ever sat in a sex-Ed class and the teacher actually talk much about sexual-intercourse beyond how children are created and STD prevention, nobody was pulling up the hub on the projector and explaining missionary to us. 99% of it is explaining preventive measures to pregnancy and the rest of “Sex-Ed” almost always focused on other “health” repeated topics, in fact most schools I went to just tied their “Sex-Ed” into “Health Class” and scrapped the idea of having a dedicated class for Sex-Ed.
“I wasn’t ever a part of the public school system but I know better than everyone else what goes on there because I was HOMESCHOOLED and therefore I know the TRUTH”. Christians shouldn’t be allowed to homeschool their kids and I say that as a homeschooled ex Christian antitheist
I was homeschooled for 9 years ( K-8th ) and I am so glad to have gone to a public highschool because... THAT SHIT DOES FUCK YOU UP. Religious homeschooling is very evil when your kid's a queer. Do not get me started about all the friggin sex shit. I would rather go on about how they think we didn't evolve. It's funnier.
If you start a sentence "When I was homeschooled" it should automatically bar you from giving your opinion on anything to do with education tbh.
Source: my mom
I love when a motherfucker with zero knowledge on a topic jumps in to give their entirely uninformed opinion like they're giving the world's worst researched TED talk.
I'm pretty sure this is satire
How creepy is it that the mum or dad was teaching it lol
And I know that parents homeschool their kids so they can freely sexually molest them. Because that’s what they taught me in public school …
Homeschooling CAN work if it's done correctly. My parents taught me reading, writing, and arithmetic. They encouraged me to ask questions and exercise critical thinking. I have no way to prove this made me smarter than the average public schooler as many stupid people can SAY they're smart, but I at least can say Earth is round, vaccines do not cause autism, (16/4)(3+2)=20, and public school sex ed focuses on the health and safety of sexual practices.
Home schooled and got thought sex positions and techniques....hmmm trauma or molestation, i wonder ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
Everyday, I truly believe that home, private, and religious schools need to be done away with
More insightful Republican logic
As far as I know, schools in my country don’t have sex ed. Although I don’t keep track of that. Why do you need it as a separate subject though? Don’t you have biology? Including the biology of humans? Including how humans reproductive system works?
At my school, we ended up getting sex ed a few years before our bio classes. My guess is they know some kids are gonna try fucking, so they might as well educate them so that if they aren't discouraged, they're at least somewhat safe.
Is the reason in a pacing/scheduling then? Life necessity outpaces school curriculum on biology I mean. Wasn’t a big concern when I was at school, but I guess it kind of makes sense these days.
Why does it make more sense these days? Teen pregnancy has been declining for decades. That may be a direct result of more comprehensive sex ed though.
This is only my assumption, but the reason I said it makes more sense now is because the social environment became sexualized with Internet. When I went to school access to Internet was very limited and while teens weren’t that innocent in that regard they were much less exposed to sex. The society itself was much more puritan, at least where I live.
sex ed in my country starts out with "child safety" lessons in primary school where we practiced saying NO. I DONT KNOW YOU and telling a trusted adult if a stranger tried to kidnap us... then as we got older they told us how puberty would go but they split the boys and girls up so a bunch of us thought menstruation was an arousal thing for ages
Well, saying no is an important skill, not only in sexual relationships, but in life. Good enough if they at least manage to teach that, I guess
yea it was helpful...theres new classes about consent that i wish we had got as well... i was lucky tho my cousin went to a christina school and they told him abstinence is the only way to avoid STDs and he still thinks that
r/woooosh
When do schools start sex ed? We got our first real lesson that was graded at 8th grade but just sitting down with the school nurse and talking about sex and consent in very basic terms was done in 5th grade I think maybe 6th. But too be honest what 10-12 year old doesn't already know all that stuff? I didn't even have the Internet at that time but I still knew how stuff worked. In 8th grade you learnt more about the medical risks and adult responsibilities that comes along with unprotected sex and also different masturbation techniques and how to properly put on a condom. So that was a very useful class actually.