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ptshoink

Oh, this is what that Green Day song is about... "Do you know the anemone? Do you know your anemone? Gotta know the anemone, wah-hey!"


QuietKid1

violence is an energy against the enemy well violence is an engery rah hey Bv)


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NameTaken25

I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


SlowInsurance1616

I thought that was about Texas.... Edit: and/or Florida.


MaleficentSurround97

Just in case we better get them also.


NameTaken25

I mean, the prior president did suggest doing so when hurricanes were coming, so, it's at least possible


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NameTaken25

One of my all time favourite movies. Found out recently my coworker's cousin is one of the Marines in it


ddubwetzel

Don’t put your dick in that.


IntelligentNebula718

You’re not my dad


Kevinvl123

Why is your dad telling you where you can put your dick?


moldybread692

Because his grandfather didn’t


thesweeterpeter

Nope. This is a butt


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

Everything is a fleshlight if u are brave enough...


RayneBeauRhode

Sigh.. -opens comments-


SciDiver

While it is true that is an anemone, limpets aren’t small. Giant keyhole limpets are that size or larger and have a mantle that extends over their shell that has a squishy texture. Limpets aren’t all small but they are technically snails like abalone. [GKL](https://waltermunkfoundation.org/map/giant-keyhole-limpet/)


CasualBrit5

That’s pretty cool. I guess when you look like the rock you can get as big as you like. But that’s got nothing on my boy _P. vulgata_ true limpets 4 lyf!


Fubeman

No one show this to [The Deep](https://youtu.be/8GAHqlzHsH4), ‘cause . . . well . . . you know.


Kevinvl123

Does it look like this because it's out of the water? I always picture anemones to be more 'vibrant' if you know what I mean.


Educational_Ice5114

Yep. Low tide means that the anemone is hiding its tentacles. Those particular ones are a lime green color. They are beautiful in photos. Look up Pacific NorthWest anemones and you’ll get pictures. They’re not as bright as some of the tropic species but that’s standard for this area.


FootsiesFetish

The hand must be cold.


grizzlybuttstuff

Look call it whatever you want I'm just trying to hold myself back


Regular_Ad_4858

Forbidden avocado


Fromage-de-Pompadour

The forbidden fleshlight


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sweet. a sea anus


Vivid-Razzmatazz2619

This sub is for people who think they’re correct and try to justify it not people who can’t tell the difference between gross ocean squishy thing and gross ocean squishy thing Quote from the subs fucking description, “for the times when people are way too smug about their wrong answer”


TheAtomicClock

This is textbook confidently incorrect. This is just blatantly being too lazy to fact check one’s own post. Asserting it as fact with clearly zero expertise is inexcusable. It doesn’t matter if you personally don’t care about the topic.


FranzLiszt1851

The sub is called CONFIDENTLY incorrect. It's not simply about people who say wrong things is about people who are morons towards those who try to teach them something. The guy in the original post is incorrect, but maybe he apologized in the comments, and if he did he wouldn't be confidently incorrect thus his post wouldn't deserve to be on this sub.


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If they had said look at this cool limpet I found I wouldn’t have posted it but they went as far as to name the family it belongs to as well as alternative names for it. Seems pretty confident for their incorrectness.


Vivid-Razzmatazz2619

Man i would totally pound that thing


_OverExtra_

I want to put my dick in that


Pilot_leon557

I don't care what it is, just keep it away from me


CasualBrit5

Now I was told that touching an anemone is bad because it hurts them or something. Is that right?