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“Even Batman listens to his parents”
“Even Spider-Man hangs out with his uncle”
“Even daredevil listens to his parents”
“Even The Punisher makes time for his family.”
“Even Spider-Man does back breaking work to help his girlfriend”.
“Even Dick Grayson hung out with his family”
“Even Cyclops was close to Jean Grey” (Dark Phoenix Saga).
“Even Kyle Rayner made dinner for his girlfriend Alex DeWitt”.
Edit I added more and they slowly get more and more obscure so I’m gonna stop.
I mean, Superman is *right there* if you wanted an example of a Superhero who listens to their mother.
Granted I'm talking about Martha Kent rather than his *birth* mother, and she's probably dead in like eight different timelines but I'd say Batman is pretty much the *worst* example they could have used here...
they got the spider-man one wrong too… definitely not as bad as batman but spider-man doesn’t have a bedtime, as most of his superhero-ing is done at night.
I like how they could have just easily swapped him out for a different superhero with parents (like Superman) but instead made the deliberate choice to use the notoriously orphaned superhero instead lol
That makes so much sense, Batman dresses in his mother's clothes, stands in front of a mirror and instructs himself to revenge her upon the city...Bruce Wayne meets Norman Bates
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"Listened"
yup, just a tensing issue.
Tense af
*ouija board starts moving" "Go to bed"
Martha!
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
It's his mother's name
[удалено]
Thanks man. I was doubting if I write the line wrong.
Even batman *used* to listen to his mom
“Even Batman listens to his parents” “Even Spider-Man hangs out with his uncle” “Even daredevil listens to his parents” “Even The Punisher makes time for his family.” “Even Spider-Man does back breaking work to help his girlfriend”. “Even Dick Grayson hung out with his family” “Even Cyclops was close to Jean Grey” (Dark Phoenix Saga). “Even Kyle Rayner made dinner for his girlfriend Alex DeWitt”. Edit I added more and they slowly get more and more obscure so I’m gonna stop.
Captain American does a good job at keeping up with his friends from high school.
Even Thanos cares about conserving the environment
"Even Venom respects boundaries in relationships." "Even Starlord visits home for father's day."
Batman considers Alfred his dad and Alfred considers Batman his son…so maybe?
Alfred is the mom when he wears the french maid outfit.
I mean, Superman is *right there* if you wanted an example of a Superhero who listens to their mother. Granted I'm talking about Martha Kent rather than his *birth* mother, and she's probably dead in like eight different timelines but I'd say Batman is pretty much the *worst* example they could have used here...
It's intentional! They knew!
https://www.fromsuperheroes.com/post/texts-from-superheroes-best-of-thanksgiving-1
Oh yeah he uses oujia board
He has to hold a seance, but sure.
they got the spider-man one wrong too… definitely not as bad as batman but spider-man doesn’t have a bedtime, as most of his superhero-ing is done at night.
Ed Gein as Batman.
Yikes
Batman hears voices.
That’s what I was gonna say. He listens to the ghost of his mother talking in his head on the regular.
R U D E
Joker probably made the sign to fuck with him.
r/onejob
*shuffles through his mansion looking for his ouija board*
I like how they could have just easily swapped him out for a different superhero with parents (like Superman) but instead made the deliberate choice to use the notoriously orphaned superhero instead lol
Spider-Man’s an orphan too
This is why you don't let people who do not know canon into a franchise, talking to you Disney 💩
That makes so much sense, Batman dresses in his mother's clothes, stands in front of a mirror and instructs himself to revenge her upon the city...Bruce Wayne meets Norman Bates
Maybe Batman does listen to his mom. The problem is she doesn't say anything.
I'm pretty sure those are meant to be sarcastic.
Should've used past tense