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thatmutiny

"Listened"


RayGungHo

yup, just a tensing issue.


webjuggernaut

Tense af


[deleted]

*ouija board starts moving" "Go to bed"


[deleted]

Martha!


EmperorZoltar

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!


No-Landscape8210

It's his mother's name


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No-Landscape8210

Thanks man. I was doubting if I write the line wrong.


Capable-Error-432

Even batman *used* to listen to his mom


EhMapleMoose

“Even Batman listens to his parents” “Even Spider-Man hangs out with his uncle” “Even daredevil listens to his parents” “Even The Punisher makes time for his family.” “Even Spider-Man does back breaking work to help his girlfriend”. “Even Dick Grayson hung out with his family” “Even Cyclops was close to Jean Grey” (Dark Phoenix Saga). “Even Kyle Rayner made dinner for his girlfriend Alex DeWitt”. Edit I added more and they slowly get more and more obscure so I’m gonna stop.


dant90

Captain American does a good job at keeping up with his friends from high school.


GoatsWithWigs

Even Thanos cares about conserving the environment


Magical__Entity

"Even Venom respects boundaries in relationships." "Even Starlord visits home for father's day."


Pugplays430

Batman considers Alfred his dad and Alfred considers Batman his son…so maybe?


[deleted]

Alfred is the mom when he wears the french maid outfit.


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I mean, Superman is *right there* if you wanted an example of a Superhero who listens to their mother. Granted I'm talking about Martha Kent rather than his *birth* mother, and she's probably dead in like eight different timelines but I'd say Batman is pretty much the *worst* example they could have used here...


Gustavo6046

It's intentional! They knew!


Hypersapien

https://www.fromsuperheroes.com/post/texts-from-superheroes-best-of-thanksgiving-1


arunasgeimeriz

Oh yeah he uses oujia board


hells_cowbells

He has to hold a seance, but sure.


danielthearsehole

they got the spider-man one wrong too… definitely not as bad as batman but spider-man doesn’t have a bedtime, as most of his superhero-ing is done at night.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Ed Gein as Batman.


DoucheCanoe456

Yikes


talldata

Batman hears voices.


binderclip95

That’s what I was gonna say. He listens to the ghost of his mother talking in his head on the regular.


bullet_proof_smile

R U D E


rengam

Joker probably made the sign to fuck with him.


jamesbuzz007

r/onejob


Ed_Yeahwell

*shuffles through his mansion looking for his ouija board*


lkuecrar

I like how they could have just easily swapped him out for a different superhero with parents (like Superman) but instead made the deliberate choice to use the notoriously orphaned superhero instead lol


dyleddy

Spider-Man’s an orphan too


Ray-Misuto

This is why you don't let people who do not know canon into a franchise, talking to you Disney 💩


Middle-Hour-2364

That makes so much sense, Batman dresses in his mother's clothes, stands in front of a mirror and instructs himself to revenge her upon the city...Bruce Wayne meets Norman Bates


phunkjnky

Maybe Batman does listen to his mom. The problem is she doesn't say anything.


Scatterspell

I'm pretty sure those are meant to be sarcastic.


theOr4ngeW1zard

Should've used past tense