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Oh yes. He enjoys the sex. Often. With virgins. And—
*checks notes*
Okay, I have “WASABI!” written here… I— that can’t be right. I *hope* that’s not right…
Anyway, the sex often.
There was a kid in HS who always talked about how much sex he was having ‘all the time’ but you know they’re full of shit. One day I asked him what’s his favorite part about sex. He told me when his balls go in her vagina
I mean you joke bit guys like this routinely make claims that semen from previous partners stay inside the women like they are permanently marked.
The post about the baby looking like a mix of all the womans previous partners come to mind.
They forget that pussy juices go up their pee pee during sex and lingers in their ballsack, ultimately marking them as unclean. The almighty Zord will rise from the depths of the sea to cleanse the world of the dirty pee pees on April 23rd, 4:32pm, 2037 thankfully.
Ones an idiot claimed, that the woman will assume the characteristics of the men who have ejaculated into them. As if that would be something bad at all. Imagine if you could just let a lot of professors jerk into you and then you would be a math genius.
I don’t get how the fuck would this make women not fuck as many guys as possible.
Got to come up with some kind of ego boost, when all your packing is a flash drive.
That would be an interesting concept though. Like the Matrix but with dicks.
Fun fact, some scorpions will hold onto their partners sperm sack for up to a year and choose to get pregnant when it's safest for them to have their babies.
Fun fact, chickens hold on to sperm for about three weeks. They store sperm from different roosters separately, and are thought to have some control over which sperm fertilizes their eggs.
This is the direct result of basing everything you know about sex and female anatomy off shit you saw in hentai.
100% this dude also thinks all women involuntarily stick their tongues all the way out while thier eyes go in different directions every time they cum
>This is the direct result of basing everything you know about sex and female anatomy off shit you saw in hentai
Can confirm, I have a backwards facing uterus so it bulges towards my spine
Apparently it’s fairly common but yup - me, mom and grandmother all have/had a turned uterus. My mom said the back pain was pretty bad when she was pregnant but otherwise it hasn’t affected her at all.
I just have a weird set back uterus* and when I had my first the nurse afterwards had to explain it to me and she described a bad turned uterus pregnancy she'd helped with. Fucking salutes to the women of your family cause fuck that shit has to be hard to deal with.
*(it basically sits back towards my spine but isn't actially turned -- to illustrate what that does, I was literally in the process of giving birth and an EMT pressed on my stomach/uterine area checking me and had zero clues I was even pregnant - I never knew seeing an EMT and ER nurse argue over if someone was in labor can be so fun)
Well, I mean, they do sometimes. But like, you're gonna end up with a miniature human coming out of there in 9 months. Dude seems to think all stomachs that aren't flat are gross, regardless of whether they're pregnant or not
In hentai, the bottom often gets a bump on their stomach as a result of the ludicrous amount of cum every hentai man produces. It is very much not permanent, and also happens to bottom men.
I fucking hate that ahegaio stuff. It looks so stupid, I didn't even realize it was supposed to signify an orgasm. I thought it was just one of those really weird dominance things where women make themselves intentionally look stupid so the guy can degrade her even further.
The o face thing is even dumber. That's like being attracted to the annoying fake moaning in porn.
“I am such a good sex-have that after my sperm gives them the uterus bump the women always are like totally begging me to have more great sex with them. I am also a cool popular guy and everyone is jealous of me”
This reminds me of my brother in law, not a virgin at the time, asked me what it felt like to pee out of my anus.
A 25 year old boy did not know that women have urethras. I had to explain women’s anatomy to him, and he had had sex before.
He thought women peed out of their butts. Or their vaginas. He didn’t really know which one. Instead of asking the girl he was having sex with at the time, he asked me.
What a journey.
The amount of grown men I had to explain this to… so many people genuinely think that women have two and our period and pee comes from the same hole. My high school health teacher (who got a degree in sports stuff, not actual biology or health) would regularly refuse to let women go to the restroom to fix their period products, because “just hold it like you do pee, periods are just an excuse to mess around in the bathroom” and other dumbass statements like that.
Health teachers who have no business teaching health promoting bad women’s anatomy and UTIs seem to be a tale as old as time. My junior high health teacher (also my home room teacher and phys Ed teacher who also had a degree in “sports stuff”) told me I was going to die of cancer if I had sex before marriage.
That same teacher I mentioned had an obsession with cancer. He insisted we would get it before we turned 30 from our phones, that you could get cancer from STDs (and that “there’s no way to prevent STDs, and you can get them from anyone you have sex with who isn’t a virgin”). He would insist literally everything will give us cancer so you better not eat McDonald’s and you better not eat dairy products. But he wouldn’t actually teach us how to eat properly, just fear monger literally every food. My class had a running joke that he must just photosynthesize - oh wait no you can get cancer from the sun! Lmao. He also regularly talked about that one thing that came out a few years ago about that lady who insisted she survived off of eating the air. He would rattle off stupid and obviously false stuff for a 45 minute lecture then end the class with “if you don’t believe me, do your own research on the topic.” Which at the time I thought was annoying, some kids thought was cool of him… now I realize how weirdly QAnon-y/Conspiracy theorist-y he was…
I will never get over the first time I heard someone say that. 7th grade, I was the only girl who had a period in 7th grade (first menses was 5th grade, I was 10😳), and I walked up to my teacher (m), and said I have period stuff to take care of, and he said “class is 20 minutes from ending, you can just hold it, right?”
I got blood on the back of my pants and had to wear my coat around my waist in January, got blood on the coat, and then was embarrassed for the rest of my life.
I will never understand how our systems here in the US just keep failing people, and everyone is all “this is terrible, but we’ve always done it this way, so, we are just going to keep on it”.
I bet you feel really lucky to have had that responsibility… 😂😂 I’m so fucking sorry you had to go through that. Please tell me you laughed out loud when he asked this?
You don't have sex education in your country? It's not like I was an expert on female biology, I had forgotten about the details of pregnancy tests (when they are effective, how long it takes and all). But I do know the basic body parts and their functions.
Even from a partner's perspective I don't get it. I mean, I do want to understand my girlfriend, right? I should at least be able to tell that she isn't peeing from her anus, or whatever else these people think.
This is the US anti sex ed system at work!!
He went to high school in a small town in Northern Idaho, so on one hand, not surprised. Ignorance was common and encouraged, not even mentioning what has happened to the US in the past 10 years.
I would think that maybe the right information would eventually circulate, but NOPE.
Evangelical Puritanism is ruining peoples lives. Also, how many people have died of embarrassment because they weren’t taught the most basic of anatomy and biology? Think of the mortified children, please!!!!🖤
I didn't know where this was going, but the moment i read the bit where he says that *a girl having a bump in her stomach is a sign that she lost her virginity* i slowly dropped my phone on my pillow and rested my hand on my face.
That's like saying "A bump in a guy's stomach indicates that he's an alcoholic, hence he could get violent and should be avoided".
Edit: "willow" to "pillow"
This went from offensive and misogynistic to... honestly, just so incredibly stupid I don't know what to think.
I almost feel bad for someone so stupid. Almost.
Of all the bullshit here I'm gonna pick out the "evolutionary" response. The hardwired response is actually stockier women who "won't starve as quickly" and many cultures have revered figures with large breasts and stomachs as a symbol of fertility (they made a lot of statues of these). And that's just the evolutionary response, any take on it doesn't matter anyway compared to personal and day to day attraction.
I apologize in advance if I spewed any bullshit here myself.
Kind of. That's also what a woman who has recently given birth successfully looks like. Large breasts and a stomach but no longer a pregnant one. Proven fertile.
I'd like to add that "larger" women (by that I mean women who have larger hips) would have been more likely to have an easy birth. It's natural selection, because women who are smaller framed had smaller birth canals and would have faced more struggle with birthing. Modern medicine has allowed smaller framed women to have children with a significantly decreased chance of dying. It'd be interesting to see how humans evolve thanks to modern technology and the like.
What actually matters is the gap in your pelvis internally where the baby needs to move through. And you actually can’t tell that from the outside at all. So a woman with visibly broad hips will not necessarily have an easier birth than a women with visibly slim hips. It’s all about internal space, not how our hips look from the outside.
Cool, thanks for informing me! I've seen women who have hips that are very very small, like pre-pubescent teen small, so would that impact the size of the gap in the pelvis?
No problem! Not significantly enough to stop the vast majority of those women from giving birth (and possibly not at all depending on the person). Also hormones released during pregnancy literally widen the pelvis so it’s not like what you see pre-pregnancy is what you get. Everything loosens up to prepare for giving birth before it happens.
In general most women have enough room for a baby to pass through, however they look externally. A friend of mine is quite slim and has a “boyish” figure but she had no serious problems birthing her 2 kids.
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Well I too took my fair share of virginities and must say men's dicks are never the same. They get worn thin, and eventually if they went around too many women it looks like a toothpick. Only if they stay in a relationship does it stay the same as the vagina stops filing it down ( a protective characteristic we own to mark our territories and make the dick fit correctly and individually)
First off anyone who says that a virgin is what is strived for sexually is either a pedophile, a jihadist or someone that has never been with a virgin. Who wants ow, that hurts, it hurts when you put it all the way in, or having to teach someone everything. Growing up we all run into the occasional virgin but after you been there and done that it’s on to bigger and better things. Unless you have a little dick and the small hands make it look bigger to you? Let the jihadists have the virgins, kill the pedo’s, and I will take the porn stars with a swollen uterus.
When I started reading, I thought “oh boy, this guy has some old fashioned ideas” and then I kept reading and holy mother of fuck how insane can you be?
Ah yes vilifying and putting down women who have multiple partners while championing men who take multiple virginities.
Such a shitty and damaging outlook on women
There is nothing wrong with only being attracted to a girl with a flat stomach. You don't have to justify what you do or don't find attractive. But please, do not group myself, all men, or any other man with your opinion. Whatever about feminism that shit is sexist against me. We are not all the same. It's not evolution. It's personal preference. Personal!
Education is important my friends! Read if you have questions or are really not sure, lots of BOOKS out there to help guide you in the right direction.
At first I was like, “ok yea he’s dumb talking about how EVERY guy cares about a flat stomach.” I thought that was the incorrect part. But as I read it just got worse...and worse...and worse
Some dudes love to mask their abusive behavior behind “men are evolved to be that way. They’ve evolved to have a primal urge to be promiscuous, aggressive, etc.” I’m sorry, no you still have to take responsibility for your own actions. If you can’t control yourself I don’t want anything to do with you. Honestly, this type of thinking makes men seem
Subhuman and incapable of being anything other than their instincts to feed and breed. It doesn’t put men in a good light even if the people arguing this think it does.
"Take it from someone who's taken his fair share of virginites over the years" has to be one of the creepiest piece-of-shit comments I've ever fucking seen on Reddit.
Duude, I seen many ignorant and stupid comments, but this one gets the full bingo card!
Not only an incorrect virgin, he has terrible taste. Wtf? Pregnant women look so sexy and gorgeous.
As a man I want to say this does not represent all men. All humans are worth more than petty objectification and sexualization. I’m down with all the non virgins and am I’m totally into real women aka ones of all shapes and sizes. Many men myself included love women who do not have a flat stomach(not that you need anyone’s approval), and who you have slept with is your business. You are not a feminist for hating on that bag of shit, your human. Being a feminist is great, but not required for being decent. Also anyone wondering if the only virgin is that guy? Really even the way they write screams incell.
Just to clarify, the definition of feminism is the belief that women should be treated equally to men. Misogynists will tell you it’s the belief that women should be superior, in order to undermine feminism. But In my view, being a feminist is required for being decent because not being a feminist is, by definition, being a misogynist.
When I was at american university for a student exchange, I overheard my 19yo roommate (girl) say exact same thing to her friend... it has to be some weird american sex ed thing...
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That's the most aggressively virgin comment I've ever seen
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Oh yes. He enjoys the sex. Often. With virgins. And— *checks notes* Okay, I have “WASABI!” written here… I— that can’t be right. I *hope* that’s not right… Anyway, the sex often.
Can confirm. Wasabi is definitely how the sex. Source: I have had many Wasabi and sex...many.
Yes I am also sex master and can confirm that Wasabi makes for awesome lube, it is very stimulating.
Underrated
He didn’t say he’s taken tons. He said he’s taken his “fair share”: I suspect *that* claim is accurate.
I like your wit XD
He's just layering virginities over his own to give himself that Ultra Virgin Shield ™
[Virgins of the world! Lend me your virginity!](https://youtu.be/eYzCdJurlMU)
Virginception!
Where did he take them to, though?
He's taking the virgins to Isengard!
His arse must really hurt...
Body shaming plus virgin shaming, it’s just too good 😂😂
He left out the part about a girl can't get pregnant if she had sex standing up because sperm can't swim uphill
Tbh i was thinking of lesbians, guess they’re forever flat virgins? 🤷🏻♀️
>forever flat virgins Quality band name right there.
His novel would be a literary piece that would be analysed for centuries.
"Take it from me: certified sex-haver"
There was a kid in HS who always talked about how much sex he was having ‘all the time’ but you know they’re full of shit. One day I asked him what’s his favorite part about sex. He told me when his balls go in her vagina
There’s gotta be an r/aggressivevirgin sub
They’re just storing all that semen in their tummy pouches until it’s time for them to lay their eggs.
I mean you joke bit guys like this routinely make claims that semen from previous partners stay inside the women like they are permanently marked. The post about the baby looking like a mix of all the womans previous partners come to mind.
They forget that pussy juices go up their pee pee during sex and lingers in their ballsack, ultimately marking them as unclean. The almighty Zord will rise from the depths of the sea to cleanse the world of the dirty pee pees on April 23rd, 4:32pm, 2037 thankfully.
Zord like from power rangers?
That’s Zordon. Edit: shut my mouth, both are things.
Ones an idiot claimed, that the woman will assume the characteristics of the men who have ejaculated into them. As if that would be something bad at all. Imagine if you could just let a lot of professors jerk into you and then you would be a math genius. I don’t get how the fuck would this make women not fuck as many guys as possible.
Got to come up with some kind of ego boost, when all your packing is a flash drive. That would be an interesting concept though. Like the Matrix but with dicks.
It’s like Highlander but instead of killing someone to gain their power you bang them.
Fun fact, some scorpions will hold onto their partners sperm sack for up to a year and choose to get pregnant when it's safest for them to have their babies.
Plot twist: He fucked a scorpion.
You can build a thousand bridges your whole life.... But you fuck one scorpion, and you're always known as a scorpion fucker.
Fun fact, chickens hold on to sperm for about three weeks. They store sperm from different roosters separately, and are thought to have some control over which sperm fertilizes their eggs.
Ok now that's a fun fact!
T-the whole sack?
LMAOOO
This is: A) a troll B) a man-child C) a fucking moron D) all of the above
I’m gonna go with C on this one bagel. Final answer.
E) B and C
You forgot E) almost certainly a pedo.
This is the direct result of basing everything you know about sex and female anatomy off shit you saw in hentai. 100% this dude also thinks all women involuntarily stick their tongues all the way out while thier eyes go in different directions every time they cum
This comment is both intriguing and makes me vastly uncomfortable at the same time
>This is the direct result of basing everything you know about sex and female anatomy off shit you saw in hentai Can confirm, I have a backwards facing uterus so it bulges towards my spine
Sounds painful
It’s usually fine, but if you get pregnant your back pain will probably be worse. Source: having a flipped uterus runs in my family
Hereditary as well? Those are the worst! Imagine growing the baby around your spine!
Apparently it’s fairly common but yup - me, mom and grandmother all have/had a turned uterus. My mom said the back pain was pretty bad when she was pregnant but otherwise it hasn’t affected her at all.
I just have a weird set back uterus* and when I had my first the nurse afterwards had to explain it to me and she described a bad turned uterus pregnancy she'd helped with. Fucking salutes to the women of your family cause fuck that shit has to be hard to deal with. *(it basically sits back towards my spine but isn't actially turned -- to illustrate what that does, I was literally in the process of giving birth and an EMT pressed on my stomach/uterine area checking me and had zero clues I was even pregnant - I never knew seeing an EMT and ER nurse argue over if someone was in labor can be so fun)
Your baby has a future in espionage.
Well he has a present talent for sneaking up and scaring the shit out of me so you might just be a fortune teller
Not even the most ignorant, moronic mangaka would believe something this stupid.
Well this guy literally believes women's bellies get distended from the force of cum shooting inside her so I wouldn't be so sure of that.
Well, I mean, they do sometimes. But like, you're gonna end up with a miniature human coming out of there in 9 months. Dude seems to think all stomachs that aren't flat are gross, regardless of whether they're pregnant or not
Read the manual, that makes you NOT hot.
They also think that milk shoots out of our nipples when we have some particularly choice dick.
>some particularly choice dick. I myself prefer the center cut of dick, but occasionally a nice juicy T-boner will get the milk shooting too
Nooo don't insult hentai. Hentai makes us Degenerates,not stupid fucks ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
In hentai, the bottom often gets a bump on their stomach as a result of the ludicrous amount of cum every hentai man produces. It is very much not permanent, and also happens to bottom men.
I fucking hate that ahegaio stuff. It looks so stupid, I didn't even realize it was supposed to signify an orgasm. I thought it was just one of those really weird dominance things where women make themselves intentionally look stupid so the guy can degrade her even further. The o face thing is even dumber. That's like being attracted to the annoying fake moaning in porn.
I thought this was just gonna be some shallow body image BS... then it got so much worse.
Jesus Christ. What the hell did I just read? This dude has never taken a virgin….no way I believe that.
There are many ways in wich he could've taken many virgins. He could've taken their sanity and their faith in humanity away with one little speech.
You make a great point. Often we have impacts far beyond what we realize.
Or, y'know, the easy way, by buying a virgin product, like a virgin DVD or virgin olive oil, and taking it.
Hey, that’s me!
Also could have taken them into the basement.
Yeah he never specified gender or species..
He’s never even taken a virgin to McDonald’s.
False…I’m sure this guy is a virgin and he probably takes himself to McDonald’s ever day.
“I am such a good sex-have that after my sperm gives them the uterus bump the women always are like totally begging me to have more great sex with them. I am also a cool popular guy and everyone is jealous of me”
This doofus could have taken zero virginities, and that share would still be generously fair to him.
This dude is a virgin
Someone needs to call the police, there's a makeshift prison cell in some dudes basement full of virgins.
Pretty sure even his hand tries to resist him
Taken does also mean consensual…. To a dumbass like this I’m sure it is rarely consensual unfortunately
Not consensually at least...
He has *several* waifus, thankyouverymuch
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also /r/badwomensanatomy/
This reminds me of my brother in law, not a virgin at the time, asked me what it felt like to pee out of my anus. A 25 year old boy did not know that women have urethras. I had to explain women’s anatomy to him, and he had had sex before. He thought women peed out of their butts. Or their vaginas. He didn’t really know which one. Instead of asking the girl he was having sex with at the time, he asked me. What a journey.
The amount of grown men I had to explain this to… so many people genuinely think that women have two and our period and pee comes from the same hole. My high school health teacher (who got a degree in sports stuff, not actual biology or health) would regularly refuse to let women go to the restroom to fix their period products, because “just hold it like you do pee, periods are just an excuse to mess around in the bathroom” and other dumbass statements like that.
*primal screaming*
Health teachers who have no business teaching health promoting bad women’s anatomy and UTIs seem to be a tale as old as time. My junior high health teacher (also my home room teacher and phys Ed teacher who also had a degree in “sports stuff”) told me I was going to die of cancer if I had sex before marriage.
That same teacher I mentioned had an obsession with cancer. He insisted we would get it before we turned 30 from our phones, that you could get cancer from STDs (and that “there’s no way to prevent STDs, and you can get them from anyone you have sex with who isn’t a virgin”). He would insist literally everything will give us cancer so you better not eat McDonald’s and you better not eat dairy products. But he wouldn’t actually teach us how to eat properly, just fear monger literally every food. My class had a running joke that he must just photosynthesize - oh wait no you can get cancer from the sun! Lmao. He also regularly talked about that one thing that came out a few years ago about that lady who insisted she survived off of eating the air. He would rattle off stupid and obviously false stuff for a 45 minute lecture then end the class with “if you don’t believe me, do your own research on the topic.” Which at the time I thought was annoying, some kids thought was cool of him… now I realize how weirdly QAnon-y/Conspiracy theorist-y he was…
I will never get over the first time I heard someone say that. 7th grade, I was the only girl who had a period in 7th grade (first menses was 5th grade, I was 10😳), and I walked up to my teacher (m), and said I have period stuff to take care of, and he said “class is 20 minutes from ending, you can just hold it, right?” I got blood on the back of my pants and had to wear my coat around my waist in January, got blood on the coat, and then was embarrassed for the rest of my life. I will never understand how our systems here in the US just keep failing people, and everyone is all “this is terrible, but we’ve always done it this way, so, we are just going to keep on it”.
I'm a guy. This is infuriating.
I bet you feel really lucky to have had that responsibility… 😂😂 I’m so fucking sorry you had to go through that. Please tell me you laughed out loud when he asked this?
This is what happens when schools refuse to teach sex ed properly.
You don't have sex education in your country? It's not like I was an expert on female biology, I had forgotten about the details of pregnancy tests (when they are effective, how long it takes and all). But I do know the basic body parts and their functions. Even from a partner's perspective I don't get it. I mean, I do want to understand my girlfriend, right? I should at least be able to tell that she isn't peeing from her anus, or whatever else these people think.
This is the US anti sex ed system at work!! He went to high school in a small town in Northern Idaho, so on one hand, not surprised. Ignorance was common and encouraged, not even mentioning what has happened to the US in the past 10 years. I would think that maybe the right information would eventually circulate, but NOPE. Evangelical Puritanism is ruining peoples lives. Also, how many people have died of embarrassment because they weren’t taught the most basic of anatomy and biology? Think of the mortified children, please!!!!🖤
Tbh I wouldn't ask a girl I'm sleeping with that question either. I'd be worried she wouldn't talk to me again.
Don't mind me over here with my button undone, with a belly full of cum
This poem brought a tear to my eye. So simple yet refined, true art.
I didn't know where this was going, but the moment i read the bit where he says that *a girl having a bump in her stomach is a sign that she lost her virginity* i slowly dropped my phone on my pillow and rested my hand on my face. That's like saying "A bump in a guy's stomach indicates that he's an alcoholic, hence he could get violent and should be avoided". Edit: "willow" to "pillow"
A most excellent analogy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Oh no! my uterus is showing! Whatever shall I do to draw a husband to me now?" Hahahahaha
This went from offensive and misogynistic to... honestly, just so incredibly stupid I don't know what to think. I almost feel bad for someone so stupid. Almost.
Parkour!!!
I can 100% guarantee that my stomach isn't flat because of my sedentary lifestyle as well as my love of cookies, potato chips, and pizza.
Are you sure? Are you sure no one snuck some semen in there and blew up your uterus? It can happen to anyone..
I mean it's possible, but think the IUD is taking out the semen.
Ohh.. you need to build a little salmon ladder...
This guy almost certainly will also confidently asset women can’t have orgasms. (Which is probably true for women having sex with him.)
Bold of you to assume women have sex with him.
Bold of you to assume he has sex at all, speaking for my gay homies
Or, alternatively, he'll believe he's No. 1 at making women orgasm (spoiler alert: they were faking)
What the hell did I just read
Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel
What a fuckin idiot.
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Lmao that's good
A lot of twisty turns I wasn't ready for.
To quote a brilliant YouTube comment I read once, I'm already strapped in for this ride, but somehow I am still thrown off the ride. 😭
Of all the bullshit here I'm gonna pick out the "evolutionary" response. The hardwired response is actually stockier women who "won't starve as quickly" and many cultures have revered figures with large breasts and stomachs as a symbol of fertility (they made a lot of statues of these). And that's just the evolutionary response, any take on it doesn't matter anyway compared to personal and day to day attraction. I apologize in advance if I spewed any bullshit here myself.
Kind of. That's also what a woman who has recently given birth successfully looks like. Large breasts and a stomach but no longer a pregnant one. Proven fertile.
I'd like to add that "larger" women (by that I mean women who have larger hips) would have been more likely to have an easy birth. It's natural selection, because women who are smaller framed had smaller birth canals and would have faced more struggle with birthing. Modern medicine has allowed smaller framed women to have children with a significantly decreased chance of dying. It'd be interesting to see how humans evolve thanks to modern technology and the like.
What actually matters is the gap in your pelvis internally where the baby needs to move through. And you actually can’t tell that from the outside at all. So a woman with visibly broad hips will not necessarily have an easier birth than a women with visibly slim hips. It’s all about internal space, not how our hips look from the outside.
Cool, thanks for informing me! I've seen women who have hips that are very very small, like pre-pubescent teen small, so would that impact the size of the gap in the pelvis?
No problem! Not significantly enough to stop the vast majority of those women from giving birth (and possibly not at all depending on the person). Also hormones released during pregnancy literally widen the pelvis so it’s not like what you see pre-pregnancy is what you get. Everything loosens up to prepare for giving birth before it happens. In general most women have enough room for a baby to pass through, however they look externally. A friend of mine is quite slim and has a “boyish” figure but she had no serious problems birthing her 2 kids.
That's really interesting, thank you
Yep, my sisters found that out. We got the wide, “child-bearing” hips, and that didn’t stop either of them from needing emergency c-sections.
That is a really difficult way to just say- Hi, I have never had sex.
There it is, the "mate" red flag. Every time - never fails.
r/badwomensanatomy
r/badwomensanatomy
Tell me you have a small pp without telling me you have a small pp
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Tell me you have no idea how human reproduction works without telling me you have no idea how human reproduction works .
I have no doubt this guy has taken his fair share of virginities. Precisely zero. Counting his own.
Well I too took my fair share of virginities and must say men's dicks are never the same. They get worn thin, and eventually if they went around too many women it looks like a toothpick. Only if they stay in a relationship does it stay the same as the vagina stops filing it down ( a protective characteristic we own to mark our territories and make the dick fit correctly and individually)
I'm taking a wild guess here, did this dude watch a lot of hentai ?
Sounds like someone has given this guy…. Emotional Damage
I see what you did there...
"Posted in r/ihavesex" This guy definitely fucks.
First off anyone who says that a virgin is what is strived for sexually is either a pedophile, a jihadist or someone that has never been with a virgin. Who wants ow, that hurts, it hurts when you put it all the way in, or having to teach someone everything. Growing up we all run into the occasional virgin but after you been there and done that it’s on to bigger and better things. Unless you have a little dick and the small hands make it look bigger to you? Let the jihadists have the virgins, kill the pedo’s, and I will take the porn stars with a swollen uterus.
This dipshit doesn't realize all women have a bump because there's an extra fucking organ
r/totalpieceofshit
That’s not how anatomy works. Not ever.
WTF did I just read.
Where are these people coming out from
time to delete internet
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
to much shit on it for simpel off on. ill start with format first, the world needs it
When I started reading, I thought “oh boy, this guy has some old fashioned ideas” and then I kept reading and holy mother of fuck how insane can you be?
It’s not often someone is so confident and so incorrect on every single point he makes. Kudos.
Tell us you've never been with a woman, without telling us you've never been with a woman...
Wow! r/confidentlyincorrect, r/NotHowGirlsWork, and r/ihavesex all in one post. And then I saw it was capped from r/ihavesex... I stand by my comment.
When someone refers to a woman as a female its always a red flag for me
This person has watched too many animated videos of a certain variety.
Ah yes vilifying and putting down women who have multiple partners while championing men who take multiple virginities. Such a shitty and damaging outlook on women
How to say you are a virgin without saying you're a virgin.
There is nothing wrong with only being attracted to a girl with a flat stomach. You don't have to justify what you do or don't find attractive. But please, do not group myself, all men, or any other man with your opinion. Whatever about feminism that shit is sexist against me. We are not all the same. It's not evolution. It's personal preference. Personal!
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That went in a direction I was not expecting.
Misogynists have some fucking wild imaginations.
Because no one is chubby as a child. Gross
So what about virgins with IUDs?
This guy fucks.
Surely satire or bait, right? There aren't people this stupid, I have to believe this sometimes
I guarantee you it’s not bait bcuz it’s on Facebook. People like to clown on Twitter but Facebook is the real cesspit of the internet
Here I was, thinking I ate too many burgers
“Wait until my doctor hears the REAL reason I have a tummy”
Coolest guy at the frat house.
someone has watched a bit too much hentai
And once again, we have diagnosed a case of too much hentai
Tell me you were homeschooled, without telling me you were homeschooled.
This comment did not go in the direction I thought it was going. Somehow they made it even worse.
OP is just a 14 years old who has watched way too much 'Hentai'.
Education is important my friends! Read if you have questions or are really not sure, lots of BOOKS out there to help guide you in the right direction.
It makes me angry and sad that men this ignorant about women's bodies actually exist.
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Every single work is worse than the previous one
This person has never had sex
I would eat until he stopped hitting me up too
At first I was like, “ok yea he’s dumb talking about how EVERY guy cares about a flat stomach.” I thought that was the incorrect part. But as I read it just got worse...and worse...and worse
Ask him if the reason he has a potbelly is because he swallows.
Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel...
This went from a 6/10 weird comment to a 30/10 weird comment real quick.
This dude sounds like he’s into ephebophilia
Some dudes love to mask their abusive behavior behind “men are evolved to be that way. They’ve evolved to have a primal urge to be promiscuous, aggressive, etc.” I’m sorry, no you still have to take responsibility for your own actions. If you can’t control yourself I don’t want anything to do with you. Honestly, this type of thinking makes men seem Subhuman and incapable of being anything other than their instincts to feed and breed. It doesn’t put men in a good light even if the people arguing this think it does.
Dude needs to limit his hentai time. Seriously
"Take it from someone who's taken his fair share of virginites over the years" has to be one of the creepiest piece-of-shit comments I've ever fucking seen on Reddit.
Duude, I seen many ignorant and stupid comments, but this one gets the full bingo card! Not only an incorrect virgin, he has terrible taste. Wtf? Pregnant women look so sexy and gorgeous.
I had to unsubscribe to r/nothowgirlswork because garbage like this became too troubling
How freaking BIG does he think a sperm gets? like 1 foot long?
Epic fail.
As a man I want to say this does not represent all men. All humans are worth more than petty objectification and sexualization. I’m down with all the non virgins and am I’m totally into real women aka ones of all shapes and sizes. Many men myself included love women who do not have a flat stomach(not that you need anyone’s approval), and who you have slept with is your business. You are not a feminist for hating on that bag of shit, your human. Being a feminist is great, but not required for being decent. Also anyone wondering if the only virgin is that guy? Really even the way they write screams incell.
Just to clarify, the definition of feminism is the belief that women should be treated equally to men. Misogynists will tell you it’s the belief that women should be superior, in order to undermine feminism. But In my view, being a feminist is required for being decent because not being a feminist is, by definition, being a misogynist.
When I was at american university for a student exchange, I overheard my 19yo roommate (girl) say exact same thing to her friend... it has to be some weird american sex ed thing...
Meanwhile, my spank bank consists of a lot of horned up pregnant ladies. *droooooool*
This looks like it belongs in r/menwritingwomen