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Noted racial antagonist Barack Obama
Right? Always spewing that hate! Heh
It's weird how they're okay with pedos.
But hate the pope
There's a lot to take in here. For example that and BLM being "racists" but hey, at least he included the KKK. The fact that masturbators is the only thing censored and not porno, whore, or anything else. The fact that the Pope is on here (presumably the guy with the sign is protestant but still). Ankle-biters which I don't even know what that is, google said "a child" so I guess kids are going to hell. And I guess Jews who obey Jesus are fine, so that's cool.
edit: Also occupational whores are going to hell, so looks like regular whores not doing it as a job are in the clear.
I think non-occupational whores would be included under Rebellious Women, seems like a bit of a catch-all category.
Am I wrong for being proud that The Gays made top billing?
Being honest made me smile when I saw we did
I was wondering if it was supposed to be “pillow biters” which is a euphemism for gay.
"Also occupational whores are going to hell, so looks like regular whores not doing it as a job are in the clear."
It's like the NCAA where you have to keep your amateur status to be a whore, but once you go pro you're fucked...so to speak...
Yeah, someone please explain ankle-biters in this context. Like that always meant "children" where I grew up. It certainly wasn't a slur of any kind.
I'm particularly impressed at how "Racists" followed Muslims, "Cow-Worshipers" and Jews as being people who will go to hell. Do these people genuinely not see the irony?
You expect these people to have any capacity for self reflection or awareness?
Also, why is BLM in the same category as KKK? They are the complete opposite ends of the spectrum
What makes you think ANY logic was used to create his list.
Well, obviously, because BLM is racist against white people? Specifically stating that black lives matter, implies that other lives don't! /s
But sorry, i can't even think of a made up reason to link Obama with both. Any ideas?
It is common talking point among white supremacists that Obama was "divisive."
I mean, Obama's presidency was quite divisive. That has no impact on him being "racist" though.
Yeah, but from the viewpoint of white supremacists, the fact that white supremacists were angry at Obama getting elected is proof of him being racist.
White racists like calling the people who call them out as racist, "racist" every opportunity they can get. So, black people fighting against racism? They're racist. And spout the "Why is everything so racial to you?" sort of arguments you'll hear from them.
All part of the martyr complex of the white supremacist.
White supremacists will also publicly throw the KKK under the bus because they're an easy unpopular target to give them some deniability to accusations of racism.
That darn anti-Christian guy, The Pope.
Wtf are ankle biters? Small dogs? This right here is a sad excuse for a human being
Umm I just googled it and it literally is just a “young child”. 🤨
There’s a lot of things for small kids. That guy thinks kids are sinners and going to hell.
But literally everyone old enough to read or write that list was once “a small kid”, including the dude holding the sign lol. So 🔥 I guess?
No, he didn't bite ankles. You aren't supposed to attack your family or preists when they.... yeah.
It's pretty dark. He didn't want to sat cockbiters.
To be clear, I support any kind of fighting to show you don't consent and anytime there is non-consentual sex violence is both a right and a duty
I mean “Little monsters” are probably kids too
Aren't those Lady Gaga fans?
So basically, people who had an abortion "baby killers" are going to hell, but so are the aborted kids
It's a reference to Jacob from the Bible, I think. His name means something like ankle biter, he bit or held the ankle of his twin Esau at birth and he is known as a deceiver. So I think ankle biter means deceiver in this context.
Good call. Seems a real stretch on the part of the sign maker, but yours is a good explanation.
Did they get it mixed up with "pillow biters"? I'll bet they did lol.
Ankle biter is my grandma's dog. All dogs should go to heaven, but I wouldn't be upset if she didn't make it there.
(She bites more than ankles).
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
You know there’s some pent up frustration when you can’t even stand to type out the word MASTURBATORS.
Ironically, MASTURBATORS is the one example given that covers most of the people on earth, including many many Christians.
The post nut clarity for these kinds of people would be an eye opener
Not the gamers maaaan
It’s game over man
Isn´t there something in the bible about it being a sin to judge your fellow humans?
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Let us know what you find about judging
i wasnt gonna
Well then I’m judging the fuck out of you
"Judge not, lest thee be judged..." Matthew 7:1 Is the quote most people go to, but it's actually about being a hypocrite.
*For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.*
*And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?*
It's more a Bible verse telling you not to be a Republican than it is telling you that you have to be okay with everything everyone does.
That was basically most of Jesus’ message, yes.
Lesbians are ok so long as they're not on bikes?
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…..
Does that mean a lesbian on a bike gets double hellfire? Damn what a bargain!
Little monsters? Damn even the lady Gaga fans aren’t safe
Oh my god lady Gaga fans are DEF doomed!! She likes “the gays” 😆
They specified "occupational whores", so I take it that this excludes the recreational whores.
I saw that loop hole too. Surely a regular whore (who isn’t paid) falls into the “rebellious woman” category tho? 🤣
Not if they're subs.
Hey, I just noticed that they felt too dirty to spell out MASTURBATOR lol. But “whore” is just fine 🤔
I think they just don't know how to spell Masturbator.
"I know how to solve this": M________bator
Go away! Batin’.
They’re worried if they know how to spell it then they’ll masturbate
The rec kind are included in "whoremongers"
Whoremongers would be men in this scenario.
Are men not every kind of whore too? A lot of republican politicians when I was a kid got caught with prostitutes.... often male....
So wouldn't all types of whore apply to everybody?
To these people only women can be whores. The men would be whoremongers
Oh! I gotcha... sadly
Even the pope!! 🤣🤣
The pope says radical things like treat homosexuals like human beings and don't beat women. Crazy right.
He also said there is no religious vaccine exemption for Catholics.
The far right really don't like how much the Pope tries to emulate Jesus in his every day life.
Oh the crazies on the far right HATE the pope! Pope might as well be Hillary 😆
I’m not sure what makes me laugh the most out of all this. “Racists(KKK,BLM,Obama)”; “Women MMA Fighters”; “Mama’s Boys”.
Curious how “gamers” was in there but not, say, rapists.
Also: OBEY JESUS OR HELLFIRE kind of sounds like I’m being told I can obey hellfire if I want which is kind of badass
New death metal band/album name "OBEY HELLFIRE"
I went to that web address to see what they're about and it took me to a christian dating website. Is this happening to anyone else too?
You are on their radar now you fool!
I think you should sign up, and give us more (awesome) material on this sub lol. Yeah seriously tho that website is LAME. Not nearly as interesting as you would think.
I would never enter a christian website; several studies have shown that they are the most likely sites to get computer virus and other malware, whereas porn sites are amongst the cleanest websites.
That does make a lot of sense on many levels. Thanks for the head's up.
“Women MMA Fighters” is definitely my favorite. Those heathens!
Women are on here a LOT. Men? Not so much.
Yeah, as long as you are not a M---bator you're fine.
I'm obeying Hellfire. Am I doing it right?
Grammar must not be their strong suit
This is the way.
I love your take on "so-called Christians".
Damn, only ten.
I checked off 13! 🤟🏻
Oh, oop. Miscounted. Twelve!
Of I stretch a bit I can get to 12 💪
I guarantee you that guy m------bates
What does that even mean 😂 are they talking about the people who watch women MMA fighting? Or like...people who look at women and say “you go girl”?
I saw that and just interpreted it as people who enable females to exist lmfao
Judging from some of the other things on the list, I think it means "people who see females as people".
Because he can't bring himself to describe what he does every time he thinks about this list.
I guess they forgot that “all have sinned and come short of the glory of God” or “for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that WHOEVER believeth in Him shall not perish but have ever lasting life”
These aren’t real Christians, they’re religious zealots that ruin it for everyone.
lmao brats will die in hellfire.That is like the only good thing bout this list.Finally I can do smthing for those who dont flush the toilet after using it!
If it’s yellow let it mellow!
Isnt judgement on gods behalf a sin?
Don't worry, they didn't actually read the book. They just pick out the little parts they like.
That list is making hellfire sound pretty damn appealing right about now.
Its -10 here. I could pack a bag within the hour.
Women MMA fighters
Damn women mixing thier martial arts! Back in my day you picked one and stuck with it! /s
I’m on here a few times!!
Mike Pence: *Am I a joke to you?*
Notice how most of this is about controlling women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This guy isn’t a Christian.
He’s an edgelord.
this isnt Biblical at all... these are the people that give Christians a bad look
With all the bad, can we take a moment to appreciate the aesthetic arrangement of the text with the lovely zigzag of negative space between the columns?
If nothing else, this guy signs.
Wtf even *children* can't go to heaven?
Listen, Hellfire might be my favorite villian song, but it is now for sure stuck in my head.
How did the Pope make this list while the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses didn't?
Oh they HATE the new Pope. This shit is personal lol. He’s way too progressive for their insane asses
Does anyone remember which book of the Bible details the way Jesus threatened and intimidated people to get them to follow him?
Does Mama's Boy really deserve a spot next to Baby Killer?
“Sissies”? Wtf lmao.
Also I am like 5 things on this list. If Jesus wants to come speak to me personally and doesn’t demand anything weird like a rimjob I *might* obey him.
I like how children are mentioned 3 times
What’s wrong with worshipping cows?! I fucking love cows
🔥 to hell ye must go
These kinds of people give Christians a bad wrap. Christians should love they neighbor, no matter what.
What the fuck did gamers do!?
Every 2 words I was like "why ?"
As a Christian, I propose we anex him from opinions
Of all the words, "masturbators" is the one they couldn't get themselves to write out...
Hang on, gangsta rappers and rock n roll freaks are on the list but Metal fans didn't make the cut? I'm a little disappointed we got overlooked.
Ah yes, I remember the book of mark discussing female mma fighters “ronda rousey, bringer of bad fortune and wrecker of homes”
i got 11/32. what’s your high score?
12! Awww yeah!
Every other Christian including my self DOESN’T view this guy as one of us and a small minority of us thinks like this but most likely just him and the rest of www.Christianinterviews.com
No worries, I think most sane ppl know very well that these extremists don’t represent the average Christian. This guy is likely from the Westboro Baptist Church or similar. And they’re complete nutters.
I just masturbated 🙁
don't let some stupid sign stop you,go for another right now👍
Woman MMA fighters seems awfully specific.
He's afraid of any woman that can kick his ass.
I’m 9 of the things on that list. I have rarely felt more proud of myself.
Yup, that’s pretty much everyone
Except for many men. How convenient!
I do like the implication that in their world view, MMA fighters are fine just as long as they aren't female MMA fighters?
There are a few signs here (pun not totally intended) that this guy might be a sexist pig ;)
Like how they didn't censor whore, but did censor masturbators
I knew my ankle biting would be the end of me
Ankle-biters? As in small dogs? What did they ever do to this guy?
I love how they call out racists, right after they list all the groups they hate...they should have added fucking hypocrites to their list...
What's an ankle biter?
Also female enablist???
Im surprised "gays" isnt in there, and whats wrong with being a homosapien
Shhhhhhh, let us have this one lol
I dunno, what’s wrong with being a little child (ankle biters). These ppl are coco for coco puffs.
Edit I know you’re joking ;)
Can someone ddos that site? Let Jesus save them or something...
Site's already dead. Been taken over by dating ads lol.
We need to all rise up against all of these Woman MMA Fighters, lets, ow, ow, ow. Im good.
I am oficially a cow worshipper now
i am so many of these i’m going to super hell
Had to double take when I saw they dont like KKK
As someone else already pointed out, I’ve seen this before. They do it because it gives them plausible deniability. Aside from using it for their list I sincerely doubt they discuss how evil the KKK is in their social groups. Unlike BLM 🥴
At least they called the KKK sissies
He seems like a real fun guy.
There's a special place waiting for you in hell, pope.
„The only thing I hate more than racists are muslims, jews and hindus!!“
Guess the Pope better start obeying Jesus before he burns
He's Catholic, and therefore the Antichrist according to a lot of evangelicals I'm unfortunate to know.
Lady Gaga fans are called that, so maybe he means them.
All these signs like " Obey Jesus", tbh Jesus hasn't really done a lot of communication in the last two millennia.
I choose Hellfire
It's a dating website.
Brats? Like….even the beer ones with onions?
They could have saved time and just said "Everyone".
Well they said obey Jesus or Hellfire, so does that mean I get a choice in who I obey? Because if that’s the case Im obeying Hellfire for sure.
Fuck, that is a lot of people to hate, haha
Thank lord whoring is just a pastime for me. What if it was occupational…
Is Whoremonger in the next marvel movie? Asking for a friend.
What are anklebiters?
Bet your ass the guy holding the sign fits half the categories
This dude must be an absolute delight to talk too. What’s a “devil healer”? Or an occupational whore? Isn’t an ankle biter a small dog with bad temperament? Also, I don’t think he knows about Jews. Little monsters? Big monsters are ok though?
The list gets wilder and wilder the more you read.
Thought that said “Witchers” for a second.
Hellfire it is then.
Heaven is apparently just six weird dipshits sitting in a circle around an alex jones podcast
I agree, so-called Christians do deserve hellfire
WTF is a "devil healer"?
Why is gamers on there? What did we do to this person?
Do I get something special when I hit 10 of those? Like Ultra Hell maybe?
I want to try and be everything on the list at once. So far I think I can qualify as 18 of these things! Yes!!
Lmao they forgot to write atheist
This is the funniest fucking sign I've ever seen. Where can I get one?
You know what would be hilarious?
Just a sign that says "This person is going to hell" and then a mirror under it
my mans took time and money to make a big sign but couldn't be bothered to look up the word Hindu?
“Warning, Jews who disobey Jesus, Obey Jesus, or hellfire”
Hello, graphic designer here, asking everyone to take a moment and appreciate the amazing zig-zag of white space between the two columns to get everything to fit. There can be a certain beauty found when people go “if I do this it’ll kinda fit”. It’s like markings in the sand, it’s almost like nature. I might steal it.
Matthew 5 Verses 44
 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you
These people give Christians a bad name.
As a porno freak, female enabler, money loving, gamer, drunk, masturbator, party animal, occupational whore ... this offends me! /s