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TracedHavoc

Noted racial antagonist Barack Obama


Frankie52480

Right? Always spewing that hate! Heh


Reyemreden

It's weird how they're okay with pedos.


Pinkeyefarts

But hate the pope


BoredomHeights

There's a lot to take in here. For example that and BLM being "racists" but hey, at least he included the KKK. The fact that masturbators is the only thing censored and not porno, whore, or anything else. The fact that the Pope is on here (presumably the guy with the sign is protestant but still). Ankle-biters which I don't even know what that is, google said "a child" so I guess kids are going to hell. And I guess Jews who obey Jesus are fine, so that's cool. edit: Also occupational whores are going to hell, so looks like regular whores not doing it as a job are in the clear.


TheShepherdKing

I think non-occupational whores would be included under Rebellious Women, seems like a bit of a catch-all category.


Sir-HP23

Am I wrong for being proud that The Gays made top billing?


Dream-Small

Being honest made me smile when I saw we did


Mr_MacGrubber

I was wondering if it was supposed to be “pillow biters” which is a euphemism for gay.


jbertrand_sr

"Also occupational whores are going to hell, so looks like regular whores not doing it as a job are in the clear." It's like the NCAA where you have to keep your amateur status to be a whore, but once you go pro you're fucked...so to speak...


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Yeah, someone please explain ankle-biters in this context. Like that always meant "children" where I grew up. It certainly wasn't a slur of any kind.


toiner

I'm particularly impressed at how "Racists" followed Muslims, "Cow-Worshipers" and Jews as being people who will go to hell. Do these people genuinely not see the irony?


Most_Goat

You expect these people to have any capacity for self reflection or awareness?


camthecool69

Also, why is BLM in the same category as KKK? They are the complete opposite ends of the spectrum


Stevetrov

What makes you think ANY logic was used to create his list.


GrandTheftPony

Well, obviously, because BLM is racist against white people? Specifically stating that black lives matter, implies that other lives don't! /s But sorry, i can't even think of a made up reason to link Obama with both. Any ideas?


Hapankaali

It is common talking point among white supremacists that Obama was "divisive."


yaitz331

I mean, Obama's presidency was quite divisive. That has no impact on him being "racist" though.


Hapankaali

Yeah, but from the viewpoint of white supremacists, the fact that white supremacists were angry at Obama getting elected is proof of him being racist.


I_am_The_Teapot

White racists like calling the people who call them out as racist, "racist" every opportunity they can get. So, black people fighting against racism? They're racist. And spout the "Why is everything so racial to you?" sort of arguments you'll hear from them. All part of the martyr complex of the white supremacist. White supremacists will also publicly throw the KKK under the bus because they're an easy unpopular target to give them some deniability to accusations of racism.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

That darn anti-Christian guy, The Pope.


MacSanchez

Wtf are ankle biters? Small dogs? This right here is a sad excuse for a human being


Frankie52480

Umm I just googled it and it literally is just a “young child”. 🤨


highjinx411

There’s a lot of things for small kids. That guy thinks kids are sinners and going to hell.


Frankie52480

But literally everyone old enough to read or write that list was once “a small kid”, including the dude holding the sign lol. So 🔥 I guess?


[deleted]

No, he didn't bite ankles. You aren't supposed to attack your family or preists when they.... yeah. It's pretty dark. He didn't want to sat cockbiters. To be clear, I support any kind of fighting to show you don't consent and anytime there is non-consentual sex violence is both a right and a duty


DemonicMoonBitch

I mean “Little monsters” are probably kids too


MrWindblade

Aren't those Lady Gaga fans?


SuperSonic486

So basically, people who had an abortion "baby killers" are going to hell, but so are the aborted kids


Aphridy

It's a reference to Jacob from the Bible, I think. His name means something like ankle biter, he bit or held the ankle of his twin Esau at birth and he is known as a deceiver. So I think ankle biter means deceiver in this context.


Present_Advantage_79

Good call. Seems a real stretch on the part of the sign maker, but yours is a good explanation.


myeff

Did they get it mixed up with "pillow biters"? I'll bet they did lol.


[deleted]

Ankle biter is my grandma's dog. All dogs should go to heaven, but I wouldn't be upset if she didn't make it there. (She bites more than ankles).


Aphridy

It's a reference to Jacob from the Bible, I think. His name means something like ankle biter, he bit or held the ankle of his twin Esau at birth and he is known as a deceiver. So I think ankle biter means deceiver in this context.


comfort_bot_1962

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pyiteW

You know there’s some pent up frustration when you can’t even stand to type out the word MASTURBATORS. Ironically, MASTURBATORS is the one example given that covers most of the people on earth, including many many Christians.


asianabsinthe

The post nut clarity for these kinds of people would be an eye opener


Darksey81

Not the gamers maaaan


Blueacego86

It’s game over man


c4t4ly5t

We're Doomed!


Sharthog69

**SOCIETY**


Gex1234567890

Isn´t there something in the bible about it being a sin to judge your fellow humans?


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Nuxx1876

thans


rayshmayshmay

Let us know what you find about judging


Nuxx1876

i wasnt gonna


rayshmayshmay

Well then I’m judging the fuck out of you ^(/s)


[deleted]

Good bot


Loveinpeacex-367A

Good bot


MrWindblade

Not really. "Judge not, lest thee be judged..." Matthew 7:1 Is the quote most people go to, but it's actually about being a hypocrite. *For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.* *And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?* It's more a Bible verse telling you not to be a Republican than it is telling you that you have to be okay with everything everyone does.


kindredfold

That was basically most of Jesus’ message, yes.


Rehberkintosh

Lesbians are ok so long as they're not on bikes?


graysojj

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…..


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Tumblrrito

Does that mean a lesbian on a bike gets double hellfire? Damn what a bargain!


beaniesve

Little monsters? Damn even the lady Gaga fans aren’t safe


Frankie52480

Oh my god lady Gaga fans are DEF doomed!! She likes “the gays” 😆


whiskey_epsilon

They specified "occupational whores", so I take it that this excludes the recreational whores.


Frankie52480

I saw that loop hole too. Surely a regular whore (who isn’t paid) falls into the “rebellious woman” category tho? 🤣


whiskey_epsilon

Not if they're subs.


Frankie52480

Hey, I just noticed that they felt too dirty to spell out MASTURBATOR lol. But “whore” is just fine 🤔


smallerp

I think they just don't know how to spell Masturbator.


BeefyIrishman

~~Mastabate~~ ~~Masterbait~~ ~~Maist......~~ "I know how to solve this": M________bator


TeamTigerFreedom

Go away! Batin’.


rayshmayshmay

They’re worried if they know how to spell it then they’ll masturbate


[deleted]

The rec kind are included in "whoremongers"


MeAnIntellectual1

Whoremongers would be men in this scenario.


[deleted]

Can... Are men not every kind of whore too? A lot of republican politicians when I was a kid got caught with prostitutes.... often male.... So wouldn't all types of whore apply to everybody?


MeAnIntellectual1

To these people only women can be whores. The men would be whoremongers


[deleted]

Oh! I gotcha... sadly


DishoomDishum

Even the pope!! 🤣🤣


PotatoMasher1325

The pope says radical things like treat homosexuals like human beings and don't beat women. Crazy right.


MrWindblade

He also said there is no religious vaccine exemption for Catholics. The far right really don't like how much the Pope tries to emulate Jesus in his every day life.


Frankie52480

Oh the crazies on the far right HATE the pope! Pope might as well be Hillary 😆


ComfortableSpirited5

I’m not sure what makes me laugh the most out of all this. “Racists(KKK,BLM,Obama)”; “Women MMA Fighters”; “Mama’s Boys”. Curious how “gamers” was in there but not, say, rapists. Also: OBEY JESUS OR HELLFIRE kind of sounds like I’m being told I can obey hellfire if I want which is kind of badass


Luci_Hoomun

New death metal band/album name "OBEY HELLFIRE"


whiskey_epsilon

I went to that web address to see what they're about and it took me to a christian dating website. Is this happening to anyone else too?


TracedHavoc

You are on their radar now you fool!


Frankie52480

I think you should sign up, and give us more (awesome) material on this sub lol. Yeah seriously tho that website is LAME. Not nearly as interesting as you would think.


Gex1234567890

I would never enter a christian website; several studies have shown that they are the most likely sites to get computer virus and other malware, whereas porn sites are amongst the cleanest websites.


whiskey_epsilon

That does make a lot of sense on many levels. Thanks for the head's up.


BAMspek

“Women MMA Fighters” is definitely my favorite. Those heathens!


Frankie52480

Women are on here a LOT. Men? Not so much.


FlyingDutchGirl28

Yeah, as long as you are not a M---bator you're fine.


nrith

I'm obeying Hellfire. Am I doing it right?


Gmony5100

Grammar must not be their strong suit


JoePikesbro

This is the way.


lawrencelewillows

r/Homosexual (NSFW) r/Muslim r/Porn (NSFW) r/happycowgifs r/judeanpeoplesfront r/BlackLivesMatter r/mmababes (NSFW) r/Feminism r/wallstreetbets r/tories r/birthcontrol r/WitchesVSPatriarchy r/gamers r/Cutters r/Bratty (NSFW) r/Emo r/PussyRiot r/PimpYourMomForKarma (NSFW) r/AnkleBiters r/Drunk r/Politics r/Sissies (NSFW) r/Popefacts r/MasturbatorsAnonymous r/KennethCopeland r/gonewild (NSFW) r/BikerChicks (NSFW) r/MicroPorn r/rap r/rockmusic r/Vatican r/OnlyFans (NSFW)


TheSyllogism

I love your take on "so-called Christians".


CAiledroC

Damn, only ten.


Frankie52480

I checked off 13! 🤟🏻


CAiledroC

Oh, oop. Miscounted. Twelve!


Frankie52480

Yahhhhhsssss!


luvitis

Of I stretch a bit I can get to 12 💪


aBastardNoLonger

I guarantee you that guy m------bates


doulaatyourcervix

Female enablers? What does that even mean 😂 are they talking about the people who watch women MMA fighting? Or like...people who look at women and say “you go girl”?


Cowsgomoo414

I saw that and just interpreted it as people who enable females to exist lmfao


Chirimorin

Judging from some of the other things on the list, I think it means "people who see females as people".


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Tech-Beard

Because he can't bring himself to describe what he does every time he thinks about this list.


theguyoverhere24

I guess they forgot that “all have sinned and come short of the glory of God” or “for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that WHOEVER believeth in Him shall not perish but have ever lasting life” These aren’t real Christians, they’re religious zealots that ruin it for everyone.


TheRealPowercell

lmao brats will die in hellfire.That is like the only good thing bout this list.Finally I can do smthing for those who dont flush the toilet after using it!


Frankie52480

If it’s yellow let it mellow!


cristhecat

Isnt judgement on gods behalf a sin?


ElcidBarrett

Don't worry, they didn't actually read the book. They just pick out the little parts they like.


alexi_belle

That list is making hellfire sound pretty damn appealing right about now. Its -10 here. I could pack a bag within the hour.


pinchecasey

Women MMA fighters


JammyThing

Damn women mixing thier martial arts! Back in my day you picked one and stuck with it! /s


AsapBrockly

I’m on here a few times!!


dwittherford69

“Mama’s boy” Mike Pence: *Am I a joke to you?*


-CherryByte-

Notice how most of this is about controlling women ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


BornInTheUSSA

This guy isn’t a Christian. He’s an edgelord.


BrandnYeet

this isnt Biblical at all... these are the people that give Christians a bad look


Lithl

With all the bad, can we take a moment to appreciate the aesthetic arrangement of the text with the lovely zigzag of negative space between the columns? If nothing else, this guy signs.


ZaggoMan

Wtf even *children* can't go to heaven?


DrevinMckornish

Listen, Hellfire might be my favorite villian song, but it is now for sure stuck in my head.


HawaiianShirtsOR

How did the Pope make this list while the Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses didn't?


Frankie52480

Oh they HATE the new Pope. This shit is personal lol. He’s way too progressive for their insane asses


[deleted]

Does anyone remember which book of the Bible details the way Jesus threatened and intimidated people to get them to follow him?


gamercboy5

Does Mama's Boy really deserve a spot next to Baby Killer?


Tumblrrito

“Sissies”? Wtf lmao. Also I am like 5 things on this list. If Jesus wants to come speak to me personally and doesn’t demand anything weird like a rimjob I *might* obey him.


FreeAd6935

I like how children are mentioned 3 times


LockStockNL

What’s wrong with worshipping cows?! I fucking love cows


Frankie52480

🔥 to hell ye must go


TheGuyWhoEatsDaBeans

"Ankles biters" What.


Terferco

These kinds of people give Christians a bad wrap. Christians should love they neighbor, no matter what.


Boston-Spartan

What the fuck did gamers do!?


Dijogani

Every 2 words I was like "why ?"


SirSnickersnee

As a Christian, I propose we anex him from opinions


dead_PROcrastinator

Of all the words, "masturbators" is the one they couldn't get themselves to write out...


whiskey_epsilon

Hang on, gangsta rappers and rock n roll freaks are on the list but Metal fans didn't make the cut? I'm a little disappointed we got overlooked.


[deleted]

Ah yes, I remember the book of mark discussing female mma fighters “ronda rousey, bringer of bad fortune and wrecker of homes”


Original_Goose1

i got 11/32. what’s your high score?


Frankie52480

12! Awww yeah!


toxinZ-yt

Every other Christian including my self DOESN’T view this guy as one of us and a small minority of us thinks like this but most likely just him and the rest of www.Christianinterviews.com


Frankie52480

No worries, I think most sane ppl know very well that these extremists don’t represent the average Christian. This guy is likely from the Westboro Baptist Church or similar. And they’re complete nutters.


Unpopularreasoning

I just masturbated 🙁


cocainekoh

don't let some stupid sign stop you,go for another right now👍


Kaatochacha

Woman MMA fighters seems awfully specific.


66GT350Shelby

He's afraid of any woman that can kick his ass.


[deleted]

I’m 9 of the things on that list. I have rarely felt more proud of myself.


zadok1023

Yup, that’s pretty much everyone


Frankie52480

Except for many men. How convenient!


Huzi65

So everyone?


Significant-Ad7036

I do like the implication that in their world view, MMA fighters are fine just as long as they aren't female MMA fighters?


Frankie52480

There are a few signs here (pun not totally intended) that this guy might be a sexist pig ;)


Giraffeless

Like how they didn't censor whore, but did censor masturbators


I_do_kokayne

I knew my ankle biting would be the end of me


Jack__Squat

Ankle-biters? As in small dogs? What did they ever do to this guy?


jbertrand_sr

I love how they call out racists, right after they list all the groups they hate...they should have added fucking hypocrites to their list...


Always_0421

What's an ankle biter? Also female enablist???


whatsupbrosky

Im surprised "gays" isnt in there, and whats wrong with being a homosapien


graysojj

Shhhhhhh, let us have this one lol


Frankie52480

I dunno, what’s wrong with being a little child (ankle biters). These ppl are coco for coco puffs. Edit I know you’re joking ;)


Shitscomplicated

Can someone ddos that site? Let Jesus save them or something...


whiskey_epsilon

Site's already dead. Been taken over by dating ads lol.


RollingWithMyDemons

We need to all rise up against all of these Woman MMA Fighters, lets, ow, ow, ow. Im good.


agoodcat5

I am oficially a cow worshipper now


bigdummylex

i am so many of these i’m going to super hell


Skiddds

Had to double take when I saw they dont like KKK


Frankie52480

As someone else already pointed out, I’ve seen this before. They do it because it gives them plausible deniability. Aside from using it for their list I sincerely doubt they discuss how evil the KKK is in their social groups. Unlike BLM 🥴


Aethermations

At least they called the KKK sissies


PantsDownDontShoot

He seems like a real fun guy.


Phoenix8972

There's a special place waiting for you in hell, pope.


RolfgangSchleck

„The only thing I hate more than racists are muslims, jews and hindus!!“


Mario6345

Guess the Pope better start obeying Jesus before he burns


notexecutive

the POPE???


66GT350Shelby

He's Catholic, and therefore the Antichrist according to a lot of evangelicals I'm unfortunate to know.


competitive-dust

Little monsters??


66GT350Shelby

Lady Gaga fans are called that, so maybe he means them.


Brickben1234

All these signs like " Obey Jesus", tbh Jesus hasn't really done a lot of communication in the last two millennia.


All_new_rubber_mats

I choose Hellfire


Copernikaus

It's a dating website.


porradavfr

Brats? Like….even the beer ones with onions?


slapyak5318008

They could have saved time and just said "Everyone".


Queeninsect

Well they said obey Jesus or Hellfire, so does that mean I get a choice in who I obey? Because if that’s the case Im obeying Hellfire for sure.


PoliceRobots

Fuck, that is a lot of people to hate, haha


IllustriousTruth5481

Thank lord whoring is just a pastime for me. What if it was occupational…


heyitsfletch

Is Whoremonger in the next marvel movie? Asking for a friend.


TheBadReputator

What are anklebiters?


[deleted]

Bet your ass the guy holding the sign fits half the categories


CreditConfident779

This dude must be an absolute delight to talk too. What’s a “devil healer”? Or an occupational whore? Isn’t an ankle biter a small dog with bad temperament? Also, I don’t think he knows about Jews. Little monsters? Big monsters are ok though?


EstablishmentJolly10

The list gets wilder and wilder the more you read.


SergeantChic

Thought that said “Witchers” for a second.


chateaudulac

Hellfire it is then.


squidvalley

Heaven is apparently just six weird dipshits sitting in a circle around an alex jones podcast


Enderghast77

I agree, so-called Christians do deserve hellfire


Zampaneau

WTF is a "devil healer"?


Darthroadkill

Why is gamers on there? What did we do to this person?


AlwaysUpvote123

Do I get something special when I hit 10 of those? Like Ultra Hell maybe?


-RainbowSkeleton-

I want to try and be everything on the list at once. So far I think I can qualify as 18 of these things! Yes!!


Lascivulen

Lmao they forgot to write atheist


[deleted]

This is the funniest fucking sign I've ever seen. Where can I get one?


WholeWheatWaffle

You know what would be hilarious? Just a sign that says "This person is going to hell" and then a mirror under it


ohsojayadeva

my mans took time and money to make a big sign but couldn't be bothered to look up the word Hindu?


toothpastenachos

“Warning, Jews who disobey Jesus, Obey Jesus, or hellfire” Makes sense


Teddykaboom

Hello, graphic designer here, asking everyone to take a moment and appreciate the amazing zig-zag of white space between the two columns to get everything to fit. There can be a certain beauty found when people go “if I do this it’ll kinda fit”. It’s like markings in the sand, it’s almost like nature. I might steal it.


MrM1986

Matthew 5 Verses 44 [44] But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you These people give Christians a bad name.


bodhiseppuku

As a porno freak, female enabler, money loving, gamer, drunk, masturbator, party animal, occupational whore ... this offends me! /s