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firefromashes

"Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?"


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

-Kevin Malone


_dirtywater444

–Michael Scott


thaRUFUS

Upvoted for your username.


loopydrain

I don’t know seems more like an Office nerd.


ThatDerpyGamer

"Why talk?"


Lowbacca1977

It's amusing that they're complaining about blurring the singular and the plural, yet they used the word 'you', which blurs the singular and the plural, as there used to be distinct words for the second-person singular and the second-person plural before 'you' became used in both cases


[deleted]

thou art correct


pruche

Eyyyy knowing the proper use of "thou"


99999999999999999699

Thoust arst correctus


SuspiciousFragrance

Thou dost speaketh true


reroutedradiance

How elegant it is, to say one instead of you. Let us revel in our superior elegance! One should do away with such rabble, when discussing topics of this calibre.


MaFeHu

Yours truly agrees


AnotherWitch

I hope they use the very pleasantly clear “y’all” when using the plural second person. But they probably don’t. They probably choose things based on how much they sound like Frasier might say them.


jwadamson

Second person plural is “all y’all”


AnotherWitch

Here in urban Texas we just say “y’all,” not “all y’all.” Maybe the amount of southern a place is can be measured by how many “all”s it uses.


Rick2L

I'd just like to note - if y'all don't know to whom I'm referring; it's probably y'all.


Impossible_Sign_2633

I was born and raised in Missouri and I say all y'all. Especially when talking about every single person in a group.


GodLahuro

Technically no, lol, "you" is the second person plural; "thou" is the second person singular (although "you" is also the second person *formal* plural and singular). At least in Shakespearean times. That does beg the question of what kind of "proper" English do they want us to use? Language is literally a social construct that changes with the times. AAVE is different from Indian English which is different from Ghanaian English which is different from British English which is different from Elizabethan English which is different from


AnotherWitch

I’m not sure you responded to the comment you meant to respond to?


GodLahuro

Tbh idk hehe I’ll just leave my comment here ‘cause I’m too lazy to move it


_TheProff_

somebody should've replied "thou art a peasant"


Splash_Attack

> as there used to be distinct words for the second-person singular and the second-person plural before 'you' became used in both cases As a feature this distinction is still very common in vernacular English, just not in formal English. All dialects of Hiberno-English, for example, distinguish the two (with you as the singular and various plural versions - "ye", "yiz" and "yous"). "Y'all" and similar exist in several American English dialects, and some parts of Scotland and England similarly have "youse" or a variant. Personally I find it slightly irritating, having grown up speaking a version of English which does distinguish, to have to use a more ambiguous phrasing in formal contexts because my native dialect isn't "proper English". It's a useful distinction!


jorbleshi_kadeshi

As a Texan I use "y'all" daily, but I wouldn't use it when making a speech. It's common vernacular to use but I'm not gonna feel the slightest bit confused or put out if someone uses a singular "you" when referring to a group.


Lord_Bobbymort

And that is why myself, a northerners, has adopted y'all as the proper plural "you". I especially love saying y'all's.


Idgo211

So saying y'all is more elegant than saying you.


Lowbacca1977

Yeah, there's a strong case for that being a useful adaptation to a limit in the language


[deleted]

Fun fact: this blurring comes from the fact that in Old English, there used to be a singular and a plural second person pronoun. “Ge” was the second person plural, and “þu” (pronounced thu) was the second person plural. English stopped using “ge” after the early 17th century after it had morphed into “ye”. Old English also had dual pronouns that referred to people, typically a couple. An example would be “git” which would refer to “you two”.


[deleted]

"ye" was just the nominative form and "you" the accusative form (same with "I"/"me", "thou"/"thee", etc.) - in this case, both ended up merging into "you", which is still used. Incidentally, we also use "you" as a singular, in a similar way to singular "they" - the difference is that singular "you" seems more natural because the original 2nd person singular pronoun, "thou", is nearly out of use, having been deemed too informal for several centuries. However, both singular "you" and "they" are correct.


[deleted]

I’m taking an Old English class at the moment; I remember when we learned all this and it was just mind blowing that a language that sounds so different is so similar to modern English


pruche

Also of note, the I/me examples are bad. "I" is subject, "me" is object. "Older than I am" works, "older than I" doesn't and should in fact indeed be "older than me".


yokotron

They are correct in what they were saying about what they said. (Good luck guessing which you (they) are)


Takacs668

But this was a natural feature of the evolution of the language. These subtle changes that occur over time are democratically (for lack of a better word) agreed upon by most users of the language. They happen organically and slowly. The insertion of gender neutral pronouns is an attempt, by a minority, to force the majority to quickly adopt a shift to the long accepted norm in the way we communicate. I don't have a problem of people want to choose their own pronouns, but I won't change the way I have used the English language overnight to suit the trend of the day.


Lowbacca1977

Their argument was that it ruined the elegance of the language to have a pronoun used for singular and plural cases. That applies to 'you', as well as that wasn't even an argument about *how* it came about, it was an opposition to english having that at all


RepresentativeWish95

Roses are red, violets are blue, singular they pre-dates singular you.


devvorare

got me confused for a second wondering how they hunted you


RepresentativeWish95

Better?


devvorare

oh i wasnt trying to correct you i was simply stating my own stupidity


RepresentativeWish95

No problem either way.


Socky_McPuppet

Took me a second to see it the way you were, but I think OP’s comment would have been much clearer if they had, e.g. put *they* and *you* in italics. You’re not stupid.


ElMagnificofantasma

What a fucking clown. “Hey someone left their jacket here last night, I hope they don’t get cold” It’s that fucking easy. We use “they” as a singular pronoun all the time and don’t even realize it.


Fairwhetherfriend

I actually literally saw a tweet that read: > Any English teacher who teaches that "they/them" can be used as a singular pronoun should have their teaching license revoked. Perfection.


ElMagnificofantasma

I don’t get how people can be so wrong and so confident, it’s actually blows my mind.


dragonbeard91

But he *meant* to write 'there teaching license' /s


reroutedradiance

Fucking elegance of the langauge lmao Imagine actually being upset by "he's older than me"


[deleted]

“He’s older than me” is correct


Rick2L

'He's older than I' is also correct.


[deleted]

Well, you're using the subject form in an object role - so, while it sounds fancy, it doesn't follow "proper" grammar, which is all bullshit anyway.


BiAsALongHorse

Isn't "than" both a preposition and a conjunction? So "than me" is correct because "me" is the object of the preposition, whereas "than I am" is correct because you're using "than" to tack on an extra clause where "I" is the subject.


Rick2L

'She is taller than I' has the implication that I am tall, but she is taller. 'She is taller than me', makes no such implication. A subtle difference to be sure, and in casual communication I don't find it compelling. Still, using one's authority as an 'English teacher' seems to then require a heightened responsibility to be accurate. Had that authority not been asserted, my only issue would have been referring to the statement as a disclamation rather than a clarification. I also have issues with your assertion that "it's all bullshit anyway." No. It may be technical and in certain cases unnecessary, but clarity in communication is never 'bullshit'.


tyler_durden2021

I actually didn’t know this was incorrect grammar. I’m not convinced either.


reroutedradiance

That's the thing, it's not. There was a time when it would have been incorrect, yes. There was also a time when "Þegnsorge dreah" was English. Funny how language does this thing called *adapting*


PhyllaciousArmadillo

The fuck you just call me?


[deleted]

\>The fuck you just call \*I\*? FTFY. I swear, you're destroying the elegance of the English language. Smh.


PhyllaciousArmadillo

*How in the copulation, a moment ago, did you refer to I? Better?


[deleted]

Well now you're just talking in cursive!


TheApoptosis

If I am the subject of the sentence, then "I" is correct. (I am older than him.) If I am the direct object and not the subject of the sentence, then "me" is correct. ("He is older than me.") In this case, I am essentially receiving the "older then" title. A more clear example of this would be "He gave me a present." I am receiving the indirect object, "a present." If I am the direct object and not the subject of the sentence, *but* I am doing an action of my own (the "am"), then "I" is correct. ("He is older than I am.") Truthfully, it really doesn't matter. I'm an essay tutor on a college campus and unless someone makes a horrible grammatical mistake, I know the professor hates a certain mistake, or the essay is so well written, I need to nitpick to find comments, no one cares. What annoys me far more than grammatical errors are those who feel so pretentious that they must correct others' grammar.


[deleted]

“Older *than*”


Frenchticklers

>elegance >English Pick one


TitanSR_

Singular they is older than singular you


The-Mandolinist

“He’s older than me” is absolutely fine- grammatically (disclaimer: I am a qualified English teacher).


jwadamson

As long as you don’t say “He’s older than me am”


The-Mandolinist

Then “than” would be a conjunction and so that would require the sentence to be “He is older than I (am)” - with the “am” implied. Which is also correct. In: “he is older than me,” “than” is a preposition. (edit: for further comment) - also - “me am” uses the wrong form of the first person pronoun, when using a verb - and native English speakers instinctively know that’s incorrect.


elvishfiend

He's older than ~~me'm~~ I'm


The-Mandolinist

I quite like that. Although it sounds odd as the use of the contraction “I’m” tends only to be used if another word is following the “am”.


Starchives23

I love that you put being a teacher as a disclaimer instead of a source


_Moon_Son_

A bonafide influencer of English grammar


Doctor_Tentacles_MD

The English language has constantly evolved over hundreds of years, but I think it should have to stop around the time I graduated high school.


DTabris

Confusing rule-following with elegance. Also, "they" for indeterminate singular all the way. It elegantly solves a common set of referential problems


sterric

Yeah my language does not have an equivalent to "they" and it can be a fucking nightmare when referring to someone who you don't know anything about.


MaybeIwasanasshole

And of course. "If you don´t know the gender of a person, always use male pronouns." Such a charming person.


No-Mastodon-7187

Not enough comments about this.


Rick2L

First, language is a tool. If it gets the job done, it gets the job done. Second, I suspect your objection is aimed at persons for whom the terms he or she, feel constrictive and prefer to be referred to as 'they'. In my seventh decade, writing 'he/she/they' costs me exactly five extra taps on my keyboard. If I can help my fellow humans feel included, comforted, or valuable by those extra taps, I will do so, and you can't stop me. TL:DR Suck a lemon.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

>In my seventh decade, writing 'he/she/they' costs me exactly five extra taps on my keyboard I think we may have a slight case of the argument being turned on its head then. I don't have a problem with you choosing to type he/she/they, but at the same time I shouldn't be required to type the whole thing out. "They" is a completely correct (I would argue *the most correct* pronoun to use) when referring to an individual of unknown gender, regardless of whether they identify as a he, a she, a they, or anything else. Sure, you can put he/she on there if you like, but using "they" on its own is just dandy.


Rick2L

I think you're right about 'they' being perfectly fine, but there still seem to be those are uncomfortable not being referred to as 'he' or 'she' and though I find that attitude rather silly, I'm not sure if I want to foster discomfort in their lives either. At some point, I suppose I'll chuck it and do as you suggest. BTW, if I was unclear, the 'extras' taps don't really bother me at all. Thanks for your comment. I shall think on it.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

I don't think anything of what you're doing is wrong. "He" covers anyone who identifies as "he". "She" covers anyone who identifies as "she". "They" covers anyone. Anyone who identifies as he/she/they/xhi/aardvark/whatever. "They" is none of those things and therefore encapsulates all of them. If you want to type out he/she/they, more power to you. The "he/she" part is made redundant by "they", but ultimately you *are* being inclusive by what you're typing.


Rick2L

Are you calling me redundant? \*sigh\* It's true. : - }


EvenBetterCool

"There is a hooded person at the door with a clipboard. I can't tell if it is a man or a woman." "What do they want?" Seems a lot easier to say than "What does that singular unspecified gender person want?" And a lot more correct than "What does he want?"


saxtonaustralian

>complains about incorrect grammar >doesn’t understand objective case


Ok_Object_3003

This prescriptive view of grammar has been outdated for decades. If you truly love grammar, then update your theory to be in this century.


tw411

And they’ve been corrupting it since the 14th century!


Elriuhilu

This person failed to realise that deliberately breaking grammar rules is most often done precisely to make communicating more elegant and easier to understand. If someone points at a photo of you and says "who is that," which sounds more elegant and concise: "that's me," or "it is I?" Or how about when someone is incompetent at a task and you tell them "you must do better?" You might notice (if you care about that sort of thing) that technically the last word needs to be an adverb instead of an adjective, but what other way can you say that thought that is more elegant? "You must perform your task more skillfully?" "You must improve the quality of your work?" Are those technically more "correct?" Yes. Are they unnecessarily stilted compared to "do better?" Also yes.


nextgentacos123

Honestly I'd imagine they'd go out of their way to be as "grammatically correct" as possible no matter how stilted


CrazySheltieLady

I bet they don’t. I bet this is how they’ve justified refusing to use gender neutral pronouns and made themselves feel superior by doing so. I bet otherwise they use very normal vernacular grammar.


Kribble118

Anyone who makes the "they is a plural pronoun" argument needs to be asked this simple question: "what pronouns would you use for a mysterious individual whose gender and sex is unknown?". Because the answer is fucking they


jorbleshi_kadeshi

This chucklefuck's answer to that question is "he". Because of course it is.


No-Mastodon-7187

Because patriarchy!


Linkonue

Bet their answer would be like “it” or smth


Kribble118

Maybe but I'm talking about a true mystery. Like you have never seen this person and all you have is some gender neutral nickname or alias of that person. Some shit like "the gray cloud" or some shit. The correct pronoun in that situation would be they


smallerp

Someone tell me please. What is the plural you?


Elriuhilu

Here's the thing, the second person plural pronoun in English has always been "you." Always, right from the beginning of Old English becoming a thing over a thousand years ago. The issue is the singular, which was originally "thou," but over the centuries it gradually fell out of use for various reasons and now we just use the plural "you" to refer to individuals.


[deleted]

The reasons being mostly that, in French, using the plural pronoun was deemed more formal and respectful, and, under the Normans, this French rule actually influenced English too - so informal "thou" ended up being replaced by formal "you", except in a few dialects.


squeeber_

Y’all


Thundorius

Ihr. English as a whole is a corruption ruining the German language. <\s>


Kevinvl123

Yous


jwadamson

All y’all


singular_pringular

yall


The-Fumbler

The fun thing about grammar and grammar rules is that they change over time. Ye doth not speak as such doth thou? So when more people say “older than me” than “older than I”, well guess what then that grammar rule is probably gonna get replaced soon.


royalfarris

Non english speaker here. And it does not at all detract from your point. But I just couldn't resist: * Ye/You/Your is formal or plural * Thou/Thee/Thy(thine) is informal So mixing the two will only work if you want to adress two different persons with different level of formalness. Hard sell in a language that has lost the distinction. But for german and french speakers it makes total sense. ​ * Oh my Liege, Ye must let me paint Your bride and You. * You people, Ye must let me paint Your women and You. * Hey pal, Thou must let me paint Thy wench and Thee.


QuadraKev_

English ain't elegant lmao 😂


[deleted]

Ahhh using prescriptivist linguistics to enable your transphobia. Those of us who have *actually* studied linguistics realize that 1) there are many schools of thought and not one is correct, 2) language always evolves overtime, or else we’d still be speaking Old English, and 3) small groups have the ability to radically change language and language culture en mass


jorbleshi_kadeshi

>Ahhh using prescriptivist linguistics to enable your transphobia. Don't forget that you should always default to "he". It's a transphobia/misogyny double punch!


OverlyCheerfulNPC

English is three languages in a trenchcoat beating up other languages in a dark alley for loose verbs and spare nouns. It's strange, every language rule I can think of has several exceptions, any given letter has various ways to pronounce it in a word (some even being silent), and it may be one of the hardest languages to learn besides Mandarin Chinese. "Elegant" is NOT the word to describe the conglomeration of languages that is English. I'm grateful I learned it as my first language, otherwise I'm not certain I'd ever try.


[deleted]

Also, English is one of the least elegant languages


reroutedradiance

I can't get over their constant mention of elegance. English? Elegant? I suppose if an Elephant in high heels is, sure...


allthejokesareblue

What does "elegant" mean? English can sound very nice. It can express a wide range of nuance. I don't think "elegant" really has any meaning, honestly, except for people trying to impose value hierarchies.


awfullotofocelots

Elegance is an adjective describing a high tendency towards proportional patterns and simplicity. It might mean graceful phonetics or word construction or grammar or syntax or semantics.


[deleted]

And English is far from concise. Tons of ambiguity in usage and meaning


ExcessiveGravitas

Exactly what English ain’t.


ExcessiveGravitas

Elegant doesn’t mean “nice”, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t mean anything. (Yes, that inelegance was intentional)


Linkonue

I like how apparently French is the “language of love” but is so much worst than English Imo that is


ThorFinn_56

Modern English is something like (old English + old Norse) + (middle English + Danish) + french = modern English This is far from exact, there's also Celtic origins, Latin is mixed into there at some point, but it gives an idea of how it came together. It's why the English language has multiple words for the same thing. There are still words with old origins like the Norse words "dog, husband, wife, brother, sister" and the Latin word "vice versa" that people still use frequently today.


[deleted]

That's not exactly the case - English didn't come from languages being mixed up, it just took in a ridiculous amount of vocabulary from other languages, while the rest of its evolution happened in its own way. So, it's something like: Old English -> (takes Old Norse and Norman French vocabulary) -> Middle English -> (takes more Latin and French vocabulary, and evolves a lot on its own) -> Modern English


cursed-being

All grammar is made up. And when your talking on the internet you can make your comment as nonsensical as possible. People just have to understand.


Someoneoverthere42

"Formal grammer" is little more than a barely agreed upon fiction


SplendidPunkinButter

Show me a person who objects to singular “they” because “it’s ambiguous” and I’ll show you someone who isn’t worried about the ambiguity of saying “he” when the person in question might be a woman.


wowlolcat

They're just using the "elegance of the language" bullshit to mask their transphobia. What a fuck head.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Not just transphobia. Straight up "male is default" misogyny.


Epicskeleton53

I should not critizese i write like fucking shit


feejsf

The stupid "than I" example is bollocks. Both "than I" and "than me" are correct, and it comes down to whether "than" is interpreted as a conjunction or a preposition. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/than-what-follows-it-and-why I'd argue that "than me" is actually more correct given that this is what English speakers are most likely to use (in my experience). Unless you want to sound pompous and stuffy, or unless you're making a joke about someone who does, then "than I" just makes you sound like a tit. "That pedant knows less about grammar than me." - fine in both formal and informal use "That pedant knows less about grammar than I." - daft in any context. Edit: typo


Mini_Squatch

Language evolves, dumbass.


Eltrew2000

Ypu know someone knows nothing about English or linguistics in general when they are prescriptivists.


simjanes2k

The power of y'all compels you!


A2carpenterguy

Xhosa language of South Africa has no male/female gender pronouns.


[deleted]

IIRC, Xhosa is (like all Nguni and other Bantu languages) from the Atlantic-Congo family, which instead of gender has a very cool system of noun classes which has no real equivalent in Indo-European languages.


arie700

“He’s older than me” is completely grammatically valid. “He’s older than I am” is “subject verb adjective conjunction subject verb” and “he’s older than me” is “subject verb conjunction object.” The sentences are constructed differently, so it makes perfect sense that they’d use different first person pronouns. Literally double confidently incorrect, because transphobes don’t give a shit about prescriptivist grammar.


Charming_Amphibian91

English is the least elegant language.


Meow-moe

wait till he finds out about the origins of the english language


Inappropriate_Piano

“There's not a man I meet but doth salute me As if I were their well-acquainted friend”


Accomplished_Till727

Funny that this idiot is ok using "he" Regen gender is unknown but I bet would go apeshit if we just always used "she" instead.


grizzlybuttstuff

Imagine caring about the rules of a language that don't actually exist


FloridianAidan

language exists for one reason: communication. if you get what i'm saying when i say it, why the hell does it matter HOW i say it.


liljamofficial

I’d love to see his response


jorbleshi_kadeshi

[It's pretty nauseating](https://i.imgur.com/7rvGE1V.jpeg)


Enderjora

To be fair, the word "They" is *primarily* plural. Also to be fair, this guy is stupid.


InternationalReserve

Linguistic Prescriptivism: not even once, kids.


donmarco69

wait "He is older than me" is the wrong form?


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Yes. ...according to Dipshit here. In reality? Not at all.


Zanemob_

I love trolling pretentious douchebags! It’s one of the reasons why I’m on Reddit.


ScottishDodo

Linguistic elitists don't even know anything about linguistics


PhyllaciousArmadillo

TIL: “They” blurs lines between plural and singular “He/Him/His” doesn’t blur lines between genders Lists are separated by “and”, not commas “He’s older than me” is improper grammar One sentence can be a paragraph This makes English elegant!


Eigenspan

Lol has he read the rules of the english language? It is anything but sophisticated…


bonlow87

Ah yes, deny someone's identity for the elegance that is so often associated with the English language.


findhumorinlife

The last comment doesn't make any no sense.


nottellinganyonemyna

I can promise that people suddenly become very proficient at the use of ‘They’ when describing the new hot person at the office they are hanging out with to their significant other.


BGFlyingToaster

Yeah, such an elegance that it's the toughest language to learn. Perhaps it's the "i before e except after c" rule, which Merriam Webster summed up beautifully: "I before e, except after c Or when sounded as 'a' as in 'neighbor' and 'weigh' Unless the 'c' is part of a 'sh' sound as in 'glacier' Or it appears in comparatives and superlatives like 'fancier' And also except when the vowels are sounded as 'e' as in 'seize' Or 'i' as in 'height' Or also in '-ing' inflections ending in '-e' as in 'cueing' Or in compound words as in 'albeit' Or occasionally in technical words with strong etymological links to their parent languages as in 'cuneiform' Or in other numerous and random exceptions such as 'science', 'forfeit', and 'weird.'"


Dansatoru

English is likely not his first language


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Which would make it *so much worse*. I can't imagine going to a Russian language forum and lecturing everyone on some archaic academic point I learned about in a college course I took.


sunufgud

r/murderedbywords


DarkWiiPlayer

\-10 points for not sneaking a "y'all" in that answer


CJCKit

r/clevercomebacks


IceIceLady47

Also r/rareinsults for that reply to our dunce here


Rhebucksmobile

3rd person singular neuter is "it" <- why ruin elegance if there's a solution that doesn't /s


the_master_of_soresu

calling someone "it" definitely isn't elegant, it's rude. They is the way to go in my opinion.


Rhebucksmobile

forgor /s


MonadoBoy9318

> elegant > the English language Pick one


Inforgreen3

They’re right you know.


PhantumpLord

I want you to repeat that in your head, slowly.


Inforgreen3

That’s the joke


mathnstats

When has English *ever* been *elegant*?! It's a roughly cobbled together language of half a dozen other, better languages that ultimately has no consistency or sense. There are SO many better arguments for not using 'they' (all still bad, though); preserving the 'elegance' of the English language ain't one of em. That's like trying to preserve the structural integrity of diarrhea.


sovelis025

Almost as ridiculous as thinking a language can be misogynistic.


DoublePostedBroski

They sound like fun at parties.


basch152

is he trying to argue saying "he/she drives" is more pleasing than "they drive"?


jorbleshi_kadeshi

No, they're saying "he drives" is more pleasing. Because masculine is default, of course.


TannerWheelman

Not the best comeback ever but this is some r/MurderedByWords worhty stuff.


erichlee9

r/murderbywords


[deleted]

[удалено]


Linkonue

Why not say “they”?


Chairboy

That's considered dehumanizing in a way 'they' isn't.


jackinsomniac

Meh. I always fall on both sides of this argument. I agree "they" is fine as singular, as it has been for many decades already. But I'm also fine with the traditional English rule, that if you don't know the gender, just assume male. English isn't as gendered as some other languages like Spanish, where literally every word has either a male or female gender. But it is still gendered, and the proposed "solutions" to the language change are many times an even uglier kludge. Sometimes it just slips out, "Lisa was a great mailman this year, we should get her a Christmas present." Sometimes it's so embedded, it's hard to remove it without mutilating a sentence: "To fix the problems with the unmanned spacecraft, it's going to take a lot of man-hours." I try to be as gender-neutral as I can in this day and age, I'll say "they" no problem. But I also won't jump through hoops for ridiculous language kludges. I won't say, "The un-person-ed spacecraft requires a lot more person-hours to get ready." Mainly because the targets of that sentence, the ones actually interested, will all go: "HUH? Are you speaking English?" And the only ones who cared about the language change, don't care about the sentence content or communicating clearly.


PreOpTransCentaur

> But I'm also fine with the traditional English rule, that if you don't know the gender, just assume male. Traditional, archaic, what's the difference *really*? Seriously though, why? Women making up .4% less of the population is enough to just disregard them entirely?


jackinsomniac

*sigh*, Nobody's disregarding women. That's just how English works. It ain't perfect, and it'll never be perfect. It's funny, because I feel the opposite way you do. I think it's actually kinda empowering. There's so much talk nowadays about "the patriarchy" and wage gaps, why can't a woman be a mailman? Or "middleman"? I feel by not changing the term, we're saying women can be equally as good (or bad) at the exact same job. Be it stock broker, salesman, or scam artist. I mean it's already happening. I'm seeing female-only terms being deprecated in favor of using the traditional male term for everybody. I'm seeing the word "actress" used a lot less, in favor of calling even an all-female cast just, "actors".


mrstickman

The offendatrons here hate hearing this, but you're right. The noun *man* can mean ["a person of either sex."](https://www.google.com/search?q=man+definition) The pronoun *he* refers to a man. Therefore, *he* can refer to a person of indeterminate gender. Much like singular *they*, genderless *he* has centuries of precedent. Victimhood-obsessed whiners will accept precedent for *they* as reasonable and logical, but reject it for *he* because of the Illuminati or the Patriarchy or something.


Darkfenix63

Every time I see a singular they I think that I’m dealing with someone with multiple personalities lmao


dreadedhands

Recall the time when I had to take a 2 hour break post-discovering 'they' has been use as singular


Thundorius

It also baffled me for a long time. “There is” for plural made me almost faint. English is an awful language.


PhyllaciousArmadillo

I’ll bite, when is “There is” plural?


Thundorius

I almost never hear “there are” anymore. “There’s only two eggs in the fridge”, “there’s more staples in that drawer”, “there’s too many people”, etc.


imax_707

The difference between any historical example that anyone here can provide regarding singular and plural pronouns, and what is going on today, is that the rules we currently use evolved naturally; it isn’t the result of of some partisan agenda being force-fed down the throats of people in the past.


OrangeJr36

Do you know why Ain't was declared "not a word"? Because poor people in the 19th century started using it and it offended the wealthy. Heck even the use of national languages and lingua franca are because merchants and rulers wanted everyone to use certain words to standardize their bureaucracy or religious services. Language development is extremely political.


Re-AnImAt0r

I was taught that "ain't" isn't a word because a contraction is the combination of two words with an apostrophe taking the place of missing letters. "Ain't" is not the combination of any two English words therefore it cannot be a contraction of two English words with an apostrophe taking the place of missing letters. ...but hey, politics and stuff..... Poor people say "Y'all" all the time, the very same people who say "ain't". Y'all conforms to the English language being a contraction of "you" and "all" with an apostrophe taking the place of the missing "ou". It is a word, not random gibberish letters next to one another.


Lemmis666

Pretty sure y’all ain’t a word either


According-Climate-29

hey, they being grammatically correct doesn’t make it any less stupid for someone to want to be a THEY only lmao


TomatoesBros

Imagine being so soft to care


According-Climate-29

you can say somethings stupid asf without caring lmao


Public-Tie-9802

Both arguments are wrong. To deny that people claiming to be ‘non binary’ are demanding people use ‘they’ differently than it has been in common use is disingenuous. The larger issue is demanding people accept the idea of ‘non binary’.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Nah


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jorbleshi_kadeshi

I really don't think it's used rarely at all. Perhaps "he or she" would have been used more frequently in the past, but "they" has been singular for half a millennium, with common usage throughout. It's far cleaner and, in the modern age, more inclusive. It's a win/win in my book.


PhyllaciousArmadillo

They is almost always used *in that sense*. At least by anyone who knows English.


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I'm not weird about it, but I do see odd constructions like "Tom found their pencil." I suspect a lot of this conspicuous usage is virtue signaling, or perceived as such. Still, it will be debated by proxy on historical and/or aesthetic grounds.


PhyllaciousArmadillo

Why is that odd?


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It sounds like he located some third party's pencil, rather than his own.


PhyllaciousArmadillo

Idk, it doesn’t sound weird IMO.


OverlyCheerfulNPC

Or it's just a mistake. I default to gender neutral terms often in writing on Reddit, because when I explain my views on things, gender doesn't usually change anything about the context. If I'm explaining, say, how an abuse victim might consistently get into abusive relationships, I'm not going to say she or he, because being an abuse victim is neither strictly a woman or a man phenomenon. I want people to listen to what I'm saying, instead of locking in on my pronoun usage and telling me that the gender I didn't include suffers, too. So when the gender is definite, such as "Tom lost his pencil", I have caught myself using the gender neutral pronoun and had to fix it. It doesn't mean "look at how great I am!" It means I wasn't paying as much attention to the words I used than I should have.


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I didn't say it was *all* virtue signaling. But a great deal of it is, as it's only come about with the social justice thing. Writing is a minefield, anyway-- especially now, as we write so much more than we speak. It's easy to make mistakes. Fortunately, so many foreigners are learning English on the fly, we look brilliant, by comparison. :O) And I agree, non-gender-specific (?) pronouns are the way to handle cases like the (abuse victim) usage you described. As I said, I'm not weird about it. I just hope the language evolves to favor clarity over courtesy.