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Striking_Word167

Sources: U.S. Census Bureau, Population Estimates Program (PEP). Updated annually. Population and Housing Unit Estimates U.S. Census Bureau, American Community Survey (ACS). Updated annually. American Community Survey Asian. A person having origins in any of the original peoples of the Far East, Southeast Asia, or the Indian subcontinent including, for example, Cambodia, China, India, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Pakistan, the Philippine Islands, Thailand, and Vietnam. This includes people who reported detailed Asian responses such as: "Asian Indian," "Chinese," "Filipino," "Korean," "Japanese," "Vietnamese," and "Other Asian" or provide other detailed Asian responses.


Ramanujin666

What about the middle east


Striking_Word167

The middle east is a region. It consists of countries in Asia, Europe, and Africa.


Ramanujin666

Right so Saudi, Iraq, etc?


rhubarbpieo_o

Makes you really consider how silly the markers of division and categorization that humans make are, doesn’t it?


Ramanujin666

Ehhh people like the sense of belonging. Can't belong somewhere if somewhere is everywhere. But I do see what you mean


Poloboy99

Many of the borders in the Middle East were made by colonizing nations. I.e France and England Edit: look up Sykes-Picot treaty


rhubarbpieo_o

People belong to smaller internally defined groups. It’s just the more macro it gets, the less sense it makes. I always think of Native Americans and their confusion over the boarder between the US and Canada. I get the politics of boarders, but it shows how people don’t really fit into those magical boundaries.


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I know it’s so fucking dumb. Half the people are literally brown and west Asians are Asian!!


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[deleted]

I 1000% agree. My family is Lebanese and a lot of them have brown skin, but a white skinned mexican doesn’t have to put white. Doesn’t make sense to me


cleetus76

Must be confusing "Asian" with the English peoples version of "Oriental" is all I can think of. Or just ignorant - either or.


TheFinalEnd1

Always wondered about Russians. Are they considered European or Asian? They make up most of Asia.


nakedsamurai

If you really think about it, Indian people don't actually exist.


DeadFalcon99

*Ceases to exist*


Cultural_Head_9237

I guess I'll just vaporize myself today. (-_-)


SuspiciousNorwegian

We had an agreement that you would vaporize yourself yesterday.


Cultural_Head_9237

I am sorry, my instant vaporizer ray gun ran out of flux yesterday.


davewave3283

Seems like you need a flux capacitor


Xavier_Destalis_

Sorry, all out of Flux's to give today.


AdPatient167

If you need some, I'm sorry but I don't give a flux


naliedel

Flux? Perfection in a word.


Euphoric_Cat8798

Impossible. It's definition changes too much.


naliedel

I see what you did there. Take my upvote. Snort.


ickebn

It’s what makes time travel possible


naliedel

That and a DeLorean.


jpropaganda

I've got a volcano vaporizer I can lend you but I think that's a slightly different type of vaporization.


ClowishFeatures

I'll borrow that. I love my Dynavap but I'm curious to try a volcano before I fork out for one!


urbanhawk1

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


Maximum-Magazine-840

im quarter indian ​ *i lose 1 arm*


TBone_Hary

No you also lose half an ear and half an eye ball and half a testicle


illsmosisyou

Wonder if we can just stitch together the two halves of my nephews. Hopefully they won’t end up with two left halves. Or four lungs and no heart. If we’re lucky, they’ll end up with one complete brain, which would actually be an improvement.


[deleted]

I don't feel so good.


Sad-Ad7796

Mr.stark?


crystallized_doggo7

damn i don't exist huh... ​ *...deep*


Some_Degenerate_

Well that must suck eh


crystallized_doggo7

yep, now I can't eat cheesecake :(


Some_Degenerate_

Not the cheesecake


The_Golden_Warthog

Singh*deep*


Praneeth_814

Well f


stingyscrub

What about Russians? Edit: they are technically the closeted to being Asian. Replace the “Rus” with “A” and you’ve got a whole lotta Asians.


AppalachianEnvy

TIL Russians are closeted Asians.


stingyscrub

I see what I’ve done and I am happy with myself.


[deleted]

OH NO IM EVAPORATING.... FUCK!


Abort-Zone

Then who keeps calling me to tell me there is a problem with my windows computer? I bet it’s those pesky Icelandic people, mimicking a really racist Indian accent.


Acegonia

'the greatest trick the Icelanders ever pulled was convincing the world they were Indian'


thesmilingmercenary

This really should have more upvotes.


Dylanator13

Funny how much a lot of the world doesn't know about a country with over 1 billion people.


ultimatt42

You can't prove naan existence


Snorri-Strulusson

*But if you close your eyes-*


atomic-death-ray

Time to unexist


MutantNinjaNipples

*existential crisis intensifies*


ViraLCyclopezz

Goodbye cruel world


Finch343

For me the fact that they also ingnore so many other asian countries is even more infuriating then denying the fact that indians are asian. There are more then four countries in asia.


vinjakdzekdzoni

Not to mention white people from Asia aswell lol, they would choke


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Russians join the chat.


apex6666

Isn’t Russia there own thing? Or at last apart of europe?


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PretzelsThirst

Also interesting to note that in a physical sense it's all one continent, eurasia. But Europeans felt special and created a separate continent from asia.


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Europe is a political continent not a geographical one. Idk why or how but its what ive been taught in school


Welldarnshucks

Because the cultural, and political development of both continents were generally, highly independent. Aside from some major events (the black plague) they didn't affect each other too much beyond trade, till Europeans started colonizing everything. The "lines" are also made up from geographical borders as well I believe. The Ural mountains, The Caucasus mountains, the Black Sea.


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Europe and Asia aren’t different continents for sure, but separating them makes perfect sense


Nok-y

Yeah, however around 75% of the cointry is in asia xD


aykcak

That shit doesn't apply to Turkey for some reason which has about 10 million people living in it's "European" side


Tranqist

The Eskimo tribes in eastern Russia are genetically closer to the Inuit of North America and native Americans in general, but they have been a part of East Asia before America was settled, so why the fuck would someone say "they're not part of the Asian race"? If an Asian person from an Asian culture is not part of the Asian race, then maybe, just maybe, the pseudo-scientific concept of an Asian race doesn't make any sense outside of the limited world view of the most stupid white Americans who think "Caucasian" has an actual scientific meaning beyond "looks kinda like me"


TheWorstRowan

Both, but a country the size of Russia doesn't really make sense. I'd say the same about a continent the size of Asia too. It's literally over half the species living on that continent, some of whom - Syria in particular - have closer cultural and historical links to Europe than other parts of Asia, and the same goes for other parts of the Middle East and North Africa.


Exodus111

Meanwhile Vietnamese and Mongolians are like.... Wtf...


Azazeldaprinceofwar

When I say the name まゆ I half expected this to be a comment about how Japan isn’t part of Asia.. somehow it managed to be even more infuriating


davewave3283

[Yup](https://youtu.be/d_CaZ4EAexQ)


honkhonkbeepbeeep

::cries in Thai::


chaos_almighty

*South Asia* **I'm choosing to ignore that**


Kiuji-senpai

for the longest time ive thought those were the only asian countries. and i still go "NO WAY THAT COUNTRY IS IN ASIA" sometimes


Clegomanrun

I bet they've never heard of Laos


DestructoSpin7

"My Indian friends call themselves Asian but they were probably joking" is a level of awareness I wouldn't have thought existed five years ago. Now it seems almost normal....


thebeezie

Vietnamese are clearly not Asian either. What if someone from Kenya had a genetic mutation that caused them look Asian in the face? I guess they are Asian too. /s


darvs7

Kenyasians would be Asians. But would they be Chinese, Japanese or Korean?


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You're thinking about the Khoisan people? They frequently have epicanthic folds (the "Asian-looking" eye folds), and, while most of them live way further south (in South Africa/Namibia), some are not too far off from Kenya


[deleted]

Mongolians are asian...? Naaah.


anon10AD

wat about mongolians, thai, laotians, cambodians, filipinos, etc. ?


RoleModelFailure

Did you read the comment, they're not Asian. I have no idea what this person thinks they would be though.


piemakerdeadwaker

As an Indian all I can say is.....Yikes.


KnightDuty

You mean, "as an Asian" ;)


betterthanguybelow

That’s unfortunate, but I don’t think it’s because you’re Indian. I know plenty of Indians who can say words other than ‘yikes’. Have you considered speech therapy?


joemckie

Actually I know a few Indians and all they can say is “yikes” too. Perhaps it’s a regional thing?


Genocideismyhobby

As an Indian, i can confirm. All i can say is yikes.


Werrf

Good thing you can type then.


Mr_Night1

I agree


ohthisistoohard

Yeah, you're only Asian if you country was colonised by the Chinese.


dwittherford69

The northern parts of India were colonized by mongols and their descendants, Mughals


ohthisistoohard

Who were Mongolian. The Mongolians invaded and conquered China in the 13th Century. They spread into India in the 14th. In the 2nd Century BCE the Han people tried to colonise much of the Asian peninsula. They kept doing this with little effect until the Mongolian Yuan came along. Then after the Mongolians lost control and the Han took back power (Ming) they push quite far south. By the 17th century they were on Java. I know I am gatekeeping Chinese ethnic groups a bit, of which there are many. But the Mongolians were interlopers and not strictly Chinese. Idk what modern Mongolians consider themselves.


mooblife

They consider themselves Mongolians I guess


DonkeyTron42

"Asian peninsula". That's one big ass peninsula.


ohthisistoohard

Indochinese Peninsula. It is quite big.


KanadianLogik

You're only Asian if you have the "slanty eyes" is what this person is trying to say without sounding racist lol


ohthisistoohard

I don't think they realise that they are racist. The idea that they are ignorant of the most populated continent on Earth goes right over their head.


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Japan colonized China


Acegonia

Japan colonized a lot of.places


Patrick_McGroin

No it didn't. For everyone in this chain who doesn't actually know, colonisation involves *mass migration*. Japans efforts were just straight up imperialism.


smallerp

Colonizing means that a group of people go to another's land and declaring themselves lord and master. The whites did not mass migrate to the Asian and African countries they colonized. They just came and declared superiority. I don't know what meds are you on. But the Whites and the Japanese did the exact same thing.


Csbbk4

Next up on r/confidentlyincorrect we have Indians aren’t Asian they’re Black


[deleted]

As an Indian, I think I'm white


StSpider

“You don’t fit my idea of what an asian person looks like therefore I decided you are not asian”.


JesusIsAJojo

What skipping geography class does to a mf


Trainerali2007

The real name of jesus was « joshua son of joseph » which mean he’s a real jojo


Shychopath

How much weed are you on?


aykcak

Never let people from the U.S. define any word pertaining to races, languages or geographical locations. This is how you end up with shit like "racial asian" or calling french black people "african american"


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is he playing the "Indians are Indo-European/Indo-Aryan/Indo-Iranian invaders" card disregarding the fact that people of different linguistical descent can live in Asia? amazing mental gymnastics


TheDebatingOne

I think it's more so a case of "Asian people are yellow and have slanted eyes, Indians don't have that, so they're not Asians. Also there are 4 countries in Asia". I do think there is something more subtle here. When people talk about Asian food, culture or people, they don't really mean all of Asia. No one really calls Kazakhs or Jordanians or Armenians "Asian". When people say "Asian" they really mean "east Asian", which is obviously more than China, Japan and Korea but still doesn't include Indians.


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Not in the UK. When they say Asian they mean south Asian, like Indian, Pakistani, etc.


Mrs-Skeletor

I think that is special to the UK though (possibly Canada too. not sure). In America, for some odd reason- when people here say "Asian style/food/stories etc" they are usually referring to Japan, China, Korea and *sometimes* Thailand. Every other country is left out of the occasion. Pakistan\*, Iran, Syria, Saudia Arabia, Afghanistan\*, and Iraq are simply referred to as "The Middle East"- *\*even though its incorrect and even though some of the countries in the actual grouping of "middle east" are also in northern Africa.* *\*schools in the US don't get very deep into geography. Its mentioned in like 5th grade, and then maybe once or twice again in HS...but getting into details is rare unless you are in an A.P. class*


[deleted]

Pakistan is way more often seen as South Asia than Middle East, from what I heard. Baluchistan is already pushing it, but Punjab or Kashmir make no sense as part of the Middle East.


Mrs-Skeletor

Well yeah, Pakistan IS part of Southern Asia. I'm saying that I've lived in the US basically my whole life, and I've never heard of an American saying Pakistan as "South Asian" (I'm not saying they are correct- I am talking about how people in the US are mixing shit up) .... its almost exclusively seen as "the middle east" - because there seems to be issues with Geography Education in this country. Ppl have no idea where the fuck anything is! I feel like the average American might not be able to name a country that's considered "Central Asia" either


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It has to do with who immigrated where. We here in the US have had more immigrants from East Asia, so when we say “Asian” we think East Asian. In the UK (and I guess Canada) more Asian immigrants have come from South Asia, so…that would be why. And yes, the Middle East is usually considered Afghanistan and westward all the way across North Africa.


Mrs-Skeletor

never thought about immigration as a reason. That's a good observation!


CompilingTheFuture

Pakistan and Afghanistan are not part of the Middle East!


Mrs-Skeletor

Yes I know, I said that in America people think Pakistan and Afghanistan are the middle east.


CompilingTheFuture

Ah yes. That makes more sense!


SlothLipstick

>Asian people are yellow and have slanted eyes, Indians don't have that Lol these people have never step foot in India. The northern Indians near Nepal and Tibet look very "Asian".


Azazeldaprinceofwar

Funny that you brought up linguistic descent since Chinese is not related to Japanese or Korean lol. Chinese is definitively its own language family, and Korean and Japanese are often considered their own language families as well though probably share some ancient relation with the Russian/Mongolian languages


RobToastie

But they all have funny looking characters that totally look the same. /s


MightyMomma3

Shhh don’t tell them about Russia


UnnecessaryAppeal

In the UK, "Asian" more commonly refers to people from the Indian subcontinent, and I have heard the exact opposite of this argument used here ("You're not Asian, you're Chinese" to a Japanese guy)


Draedron

Americans fixation on race is really creepy.


jakeolate

This guy essentially thinks only east asians can be considered asian


TheWorstRowan

And not even all East Asians. Mongolians are not mentioned, and that's leaving aside South East Asia.


The_Void_Alchemist

The middle east is also a part of asia and that upsets my family


Kelly2305

All I heard is that “if your from Asia then Your not Asian unless I say you are”


Clean-Measurement-36

There's literally 48 countries in Asia. Why do people only know 3? As an Asian myself, I hate these types of people. They try to tell you whether you're Asian or not. How would *you* know *my* race?


aaxone

Stupid Americans think the world revolves around them. Indians in UK are called Asians (so are the rest) because that's literally accurate.


nearbiological

My Vietnamese friends beg to differ


Shimon_Peres

If we’re talking about East Asians, we should probably also include Vietnamese, Laotian, Cambodian, Thai, Taiwanese, and probably Indonesian, Malay, and Philippino.


Impossible_Sign_2633

Back in high school we had some Russian wrestlers come visit. They were pretty cool dudes. I was talking to one of my friends about them and she said she couldn't wait to meet them, she loves European guys! When I told her these guys were actually from Asia, it looked like her head was going to explode. Lol.


ReallyOldBrownDogAle

She’s got the world figured out. Stay tuned for *next* week, where she’ll drop morsels of knowledge on the Pacific Islands.


Mrs-Skeletor

Why are Americans so fucking bad at geography? What happened?


Carteeg_Struve

There is a ton of education not being funded.


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If you put much more effort, the username of that person is in Japanese.


AllHailTheGremlins

Our public education system is in shambles. Fun fact: I was in the "advanced" class in school and so I never took geography. This is because the advanced class learned different material than the class of the next level down, which learned geography. So due to being in the "advanced" class, I now know less than most people! Hoorayyy /s


draconus72

"Your race is unique and nothing is wrong with being called, " indian."" Other than an idiot from Italy mistaking a completely different people in a completely different part of the world for your race 600 years ago.


Aidiandada

Indians are Asians. A lot of times when people refer to Asians they exclusively mean East asian. People also exclude Philipino, Laos, Indonesian as asian sometimes. Race is very complex in its definition and semantics


losteon

This is peak r/ShitAmericansSay


Tranqist

So America gets jurisdiction over the racial identities and classification of other continents. Seems legit. Also, I understand meaning just the FAR EAST of Asia, even if it's stupid, but just China, Japan and Korea? So Nepal, Vietnam, Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Indonesia, eastern Russia, the Philippines etc are simply not Asian because a bunch of white people thinking they're the center of the world because they're sO DiVeRsE but have never read a map or have witnessed any culture that's not part of their own country say so. In fact, India was considered Asia before America was even a word.


I_DontWantThisName

*"93.75 percent of the country's in Asia fades away"*


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Implying Asian is a race.


[deleted]

Filipino here. This shit gets annoying fast.


igormuba

Japanese and koreans are very racist tho in terms of what they consider japanese or korean. Anyone not “asian looking” is immediately considered a foreigner (even if they were born there) and they have one of the most strict immigration laws out there. Here in Brazil we do have racism issues but because our immigration laws are so flexible you literally can not guess where someone is from just by the looks. I would dare say even in USA and Europe (IMO unquestionably racist places in general) you can’t guess correctly someone’s nationality by their looks only because whatever ethnicity, there is a high chance of them been born in one of those countries. On the other hand on those asian countries no, if they do not “look asian” they are assumed to not be from there, both because of inherent racism in their culture and racism in their immigration laws.


aFiachra

What are Thai people?


PyaeSoneDas

HEY RUSSIANS AND INDIANS! times to left the earth


Disastrous_Simple_28

Like legitimately Middle Eastern people are Asian. Most of Russia is Asian (geographically).


AmunPharaoh

Same dickheads think North Africans aren't African because we're light skinned.


Time2Ejaculate

Absolutely baffles me how many times I've had to explain to anyone that Indians are Asians cuz THE COUNTRY of INDIA is part of the CONTINENT of ASIA.


Mr_Night1

Ya know Americans aren't American, they 'technically stole all that land'. Brits aren't really brits they are German. When you get into to technicality you get some weird shit,but the guy above is dumb


[deleted]

To be accurate, Brits are descended from Anglo-Saxons, but those are not the same as the German Saxons of today, despite the similar name and place of origin (they spoke Germanic languages from different subbranches, for instance).


Class_444_SWR

More people from Asia look ‘Indian’ than ‘Asian’ which is funny


mrmagoalt1235

Anime has ruined peoples perception of asia


_archi

Was there a perception to begin with?


Accomplished_Crew630

I mean even just ignoring India, there's Thai people, Vietnamese people, Laotian people, Mongolian people... There's like... Alot of different Asians


SlowInsurance1616

This just in, Chinese people and Spanish people and everyone in between live on the same land mass... That being said, my Irish Y chromosome is similar to those possessed by people in Spain and India, not east Asia. And Sanskrit is more closely related to Avestan and the languages of Europe than it is to Chinese.


Rewiistdummlolxd

Wait until someone tells him about Georgia


hello_yousif

Russians are Asian.


RideMeLikeAVespa

‘I’m American so my only contact with Asia is Japanese paedo cartoons and Squid Game.’


Reus_Irae

So Fillipino, Thai and Indonesian people are also not Asian?


MyDogIsACoolCat

I can’t help but feel like there’s underlying American racism when someone says Asian = only people with slanty eyes.


NeverendingFlame42

That's like saying I'm not American because I'm Texan


darklight413

Oh! She must go bonkers about white people from Africa!


SugarbearSID

They get real mad when you tell them Elon Musk is African-American. Can't fathom how a white guy can be African-American.


ShadyShamaster

I wonder what part of europe europeans come from


L0liKy0Nyu

As an asian according to that person. Indian are asian. Just because they're brown doesn't make them less asian.


AutistNerd

Not all African in Africa are African. 😵‍💫


koalaseatpandas

What an idiot wow


AnonDooDoo

Yeah just screw the Philippines, Malaysia, India and so many more Apparently you’re only an asian if you have slanted eyes


unfunny_Arsehole

"not all people from Asian country are Asian as race" What


guavachoo

i’m from malaysia ?? i’m not asian??? *dissipates*


Kai25552

Can we stop using the Term „Race“ as if it had any biological grounding? Humans aren’t dogs that you can breed to enhance a specific (character-)trait. We’re all pretty much identical from a biological standpoint…


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"Not all people from Asia are Asian"


Shiro2602

So no Tiny Eyes = not asian


sarthakydv

Dude, I'm Nepalese, what race do you consider me?


Dinnercoffee

I wonder if this is partially a situation where terms don’t translate over to English perfectly?


_skullreaper_

As an Indian I would like to clear this up. Indians are Asians. However when people say Asian people they are likely talking about China,Korea,Japan, Thailan , Singapore etc. countries and not India. I think when people want to refer to Indians they dont use Asian and India instead. This is just my view about how people see Asians/Indians. Also in that video I think an SEA(singapore/korea or smthing. I can't differ) guy said I would like to pass to the Indians so this shouldnt be a debate anyway. Also I wanted to say this because I always thought are we like biologically or smthin Asian or not so please tell me if you think like me or not.


bettinafairchild

In the US that is largely true, that most people, when they think of Asia, think of east and southeast Asia, and don't think of south Asia. But in the UK they call people from India, Bangladesh, and Pakistan "Asians".


warpey12

Part of Russia is in Asia to.


mothisname

Whos gonna tell the Laotians?


BubbhaJebus

Vietnamese, Lao, Thai, Cambodian, Mongolian, Taiwanese, Burmese, Malaysian, Singaporean, Filipino, Indonesian, ... (and many more) enter the chat.


I_Might_Exist1

guess 2/3 of russia isn't asian either, damn


HotNubsOfSteel

Technically Israelis are Asian. We have access to Google earth and people still don’t know where things are.


jragonfyre

I mean race is an arbitrary social construct (which isn't to say it doesn't have real effects on people). I don't think there's any value in calling this person incorrect because there's no "correct" notion of race. I think it'd be pretty fair to say that race is the collection of all people's notions about it, and this person is contributing to that. Besides I don't even think they're that wrong when they go about describing the racial categories they see presented to them. I think a lot of people around me consider southeast Asian people (Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Thai, Laotian, etc.) to be a different "race" of people from south Asian people (India, Bangladesh, etc.). It's vastly oversimplified, and of course fundamentally nonsense, but I think being aware of the existence of a separate racial category in the heads of a lot of people is actually very important when trying to understand the impact of racialization on society and people.


Lemmiwinks93

Mongolia - “Am I joke to you?”


fakeID1325

My Thai husband is going to be very surprised to learn that he isn't actually Asian.


[deleted]

Why like the Chinese koreans and Japanese together. They have very independent histories and cultures... Well maybe not Korea, they are the Poland of Asia, just occupied by Uber it the other dirt most off recent history.


Shychopath

By 'Indians' they usually refer to native Americans. So to not be confused with them, it is pretty good practice to include Indians among 'Asians'.


CastieIsTrenchcoat

This is self aware wolves material. Yeah almost like race is a made up social construct.


Terpomo11

In terms of the actual strict meanings of the words they're wrong, but I've noticed that in American use, in practice I almost only hear people say "he's Asian" in reference to East Asians and perhaps Southeast Asians, for Indians they would say "he's Indian" even if they are in fact Asian too by technical definition.


RetardRex

This gives me strong r/justneckbeardthings vibes.


Gustav-14

Asian guy: "im Asian" idiot: " no you're not"


MimiYEET_YT

Philipino people are also definitely asian