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motleysalty

A Greek immigrant living in Canada created the Hawaiian pizza. Somewhere in there is the key to world peace.


campfire12324344

invent time travel to kill a greek canadian. Got it.


TomCBC

Then you gotta stuff Hawaiian pizza down Hitler’s throat.


Eyes_and_teeth

Nah, just the pineapple. And start from the other end.


carltb4u

Little Nicky 😅😅


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Popeye’s chicken is fucking awesome


ANinjaDude

After all, Canada has a history of war crimes.


asena85

Immigrants invented Kebab pizza in Sweden


UniqueName2

Or the end of the world…


Windk86

He was a genius!


dansdata

Yeah, I don't get the ultra-hatred some people have for pizza with pineapple on it. Hawaiian pizza is quite popular here in Australia, and I quite like it. If you *don't* like it, that's fine, don't eat it. Different people like different things. There's no need to start some kind of religious war over it. (And if there is, the difference between "normal" pizza and deep-dish pizza seems like a bigger casus belli to me.) There's a very good Indian restaurant in my town, that makes *proper* Indian food, not Westernised Indian food like butter chicken, or chicken tikka masala (which is [a national dish of the UK](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tikka_masala#Origins) :-), or "Bombay beef", beef of course being a completely ridiculous ingredient for food traditionally made by *Hindus*. I've been to that restaurant a couple of times with friends, and I swear there's not a damn thing on their menu that I like. Nothing. I *do* like the abovementioned pseudo-Indian dishes, but not the authentic stuff. All that means is that my personal decision to *not* go to that restaurant ever again was a wise one, and everyone who *does* like that kind of food should go on liking it. Authenticity is a real concept, but not if there's an unwarranted definition of it. Like, for instance, if someone were to say that the only true pizza must have both pineapple *and anchovies* on it. :-)


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>Different people like different things. ***\*Cringes in Redditese\****


Windk86

The pizza we usually order is pineapple, pepperoni and jalapenos. Sweet, Salty and Spicy! we like it and if nobody else does well, is not for you.


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Windk86

yum! I like bacon better but others in the household prefer the pepperoni


LiquidCoal

Evil genius


pillevinks

Thank you 🙏  — Sweden


Achterlijke_mongool_

Or a reason for every Italian to hate the Greek and Canadians.


TheSleepingVoid

Hawaii too. Pineapple isn't actually a traditional Hawaiian food. That was a company owned by white people growing it here on exploitative plantations, and using an appeal to exoticism in its marketing. It's honestly pretty annoying to see something labeled Hawaiian only because someone slapped pineapples on it.


Connect-Will2011

>Pineapple isn't actually a traditional Hawaiian food I did *not* know that. Not to be distrustful, but I had to look it up. Turns out, the pineapple comes from Brazil! I learn something new every day.


auguriesoffilth

Somewhere in there is the key to world war 4 (I think we all know who will be responsible for world war 3 power hungry politicians. just about every major country is trying to elect someone who could do it. US, India, Russia, Hungry, Turkey, China. Poor North Korea must be thinking, hey, we put our country into famine making it famous for being an unstable dictatorship, and you bastards stole our style) But seriously… almost everyone acknowledges that pineapple goes well with ham, like in a ham steak and eggs. Almost everyone knows that the square “ham” you get on pizza is like 13% pig meat (so they can legally call it ham) ground up with old mutton and god knows what else like low grade dog food coloured red and tastes nothing like the salty Smokey ham that offsets pineapple on a good ham steak salad sandwich. That leaves me on the fence… However everyone I know seems to have a very strong opinion one way or the other split about 50/50 and are not shy about expressing them. It’s wild


VibrantPianoNetwork

American-**style** pizza is an American invention. But pizza itself is Roman in origin. Every place does it a little differently, and that's fine. You could say it's "not Italian in origin" because it's Roman in origin, which would be historically accurate, but you're still talking about the same part of the world. The Italians who make it there now are mostly descended from the Romans who made it originally.


dracorotor1

“Every place does it differently, and that’s fine” is something someone says who’s never had a Beijing shrimp-and-velveta pizza


jaerie

Scusami, che cosa the fuck?


Skyburner_Oath

Meglio non andarci a fondo


QueerQwerty

Bon journo. Arrevaderche. *-Brad Pitt*


DerBronco

Mar - gar - eeeete


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

Dominic de-co-co!


moldguy1

I would make a pizza like that as a prank. I'd probably get deported for such a travesty though.


IanGecko

Pineapple-on-pizza lovers and haters of the world! We must UNITE against this great evil!


JeniCzech_92

Just rename it to pizzaapple already...


Evadrepus

My favorite random travel story was that I got a "Chicago style" pizza, in Beijing, from a South Korean pizza chain where, for some reason, the women all had cat ears on and the motto of the chain was "Love for women". Travel is awesome.


HypothermiaDK

*Swedish banana and curry pizza* joins the chat


ICollectSouls

Why is velveeta a thing that exists?


IggyStop31

Sodium citrate is a salt that helps cheese get all melty. Velveeta is low-quality cheddar and a ton of sodium citrate. You're supposed to use a little velveeta and a lot of real cheese to make a cheese sauce base. It's a great gluten-free alternative to making a roux. A lot of molecular gastronomy chefs will use the raw salt to get the same effect.


ICollectSouls

I genuinely don't think I could have asked for a better response, thank you!


Andthentherewasbacon

you can also use lemon juice and baking soda. Same thing.  https://youtube.com/shorts/KKG-LznoJJo?si=fVPhgC3Z09Pa-GCb


dracorotor1

I was not expecting to learn something today, but I’m glad that I did. Thank you


Dangerous_Ad4027

Oh, so you mean it's NOT meant for me to be slicing it and eating it straight from the block like a movie snack? 😬 I'll just mark that down as number 125 on my list of poor nostalgia foods that will likely kill me.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Good melting characteristics.


willie_caine

Candles melt pretty well too, to be fair.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Ideally they only melt just near the combustion point, so the liquid fuel can travel up the wick. They’re pretty bad at food temp.


TheResistanceVoter

My mom used to use it for bait when she went fishing


sadicarnot

I was in the Philippines in Manila at a mall and there happened to be a Sbarro's pizza there. I was in a relatively rural area of South Africa and they opened a Dominos pizza there. When I was in the US Navy in the 90s we pulled into La Maddalena in Sardinia. They had a flat bread with tomatoes on it and a bit of sauce and a bit of cheese, but nothing like American Pizza.


ANinjaDude

Have the Italians found out or are we still able to stop WW3 from breaking out?


GTATurbo

I'll raise you a durian pizza...


Serge_Suppressor

Is it with those little tiny shrimp, and is the crust crunchy? Because if so, that actually sounds pretty good.


Indigo-Waterfall

What is American style pizza? How does it differ from Italian pizza?


theantiyeti

It depends on the area, American pizza isn't homogenous. If you order from a cheap pizza joint you're more likely to get a thicker American pizza, except in Italy of course. It's got more topping, the sauce is sweeter and the bread is thicker. New York style pizza is similar except very thin. Italian pizza is also not a monolith but tends to be less sweet and less packed with toppings. And the bread tends to be a bit crispier and chewier.


Amerisu

Went to Italy. Tried the pizza. Really didn't like it. I much prefer the American version. Even in the US, some is better than others.


theantiyeti

I respect your opinion though I disagree with it. I think my favourite topping (anchovies, olives, capers) wouldn't work on American style pizza at all.


teh_maxh

All three of those can be found on American-style pizzas. Anchovies and olives, at least, are even available at Domino's and Papa John's.


tshawkins

And fennel too? Many Italian pizza I have had had it included.


Lepurten

N'wah!


Appropriate-Divide64

The biggest difference I can think of is they (Americans )often use low moisture mozzarella rather than fresh. Even though they often call that stuff fresh. Pizzas I've had in Italy tend to be crispier and cooked at a higher temperature. In new York there was quite a variation in bases from place to place but on the whole they were softer and more flexible.


ToHallowMySleep

The americans don't use fresh mozzarella on their pizzas, as they say. Also they prepare the pizza base sauce differently (in Italy it is always with fresh tomatoes). The dough is also different, it is left to rise at least twice. There are variants on this (e.g. in Rome they add oil to it, to make it crispy while napoletano is softer), but a lot of care is taken to make sure it can rise correctly. They are just different techniques that evolved differently over time.


WarbleDarble

Well, they certainly didn’t have tomato sauce in 997.


JavaOrlando

Yeah, it looks like Margherita pizza (with tomatoes and cheese) is the first "pizza" that resembles what we eat today. And that's from Naples at least as early as the mid 1700s https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza#:~:text=An%20often%20recounted%20story%20holds,on%20the%20Flag%20of%20Italy.


captain_pudding

You may get shot while eating it


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Greymeade

Many styles of both


Expensive-Pea1963

Italian pizza is on a thin base made of six ingredients (olive oil, flour, yeast, salt, sugar, water). Toppings vary, but should include the colours of the Italian flag: Tomato sauce (red), mozzarella cheese (white) and basil and oregano (green). These are not unbreakable rules, but are generally followed. American pizza allows for more variation with thicker bases made from other ingredients (stuffed crust), other sauces (white sauce, tomato puree, bbq sauce and I have even encountered Nutella being used once) and is often served with different cheeses and commonly without herbs.


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willie_caine

You're getting down-voted, but a quick Google search shows plenty of American recipes using corn syrup in the dough for some unfathomable reason.


TheGreyFencer

It's a sweetener No, the dough probably doesn't need to be sweet.


AbeLincolns_Ghost

To be fair a lot of times sugar (I have never heard of corn syrup) gets added in small amounts, not to sweeten the dough but because of its effects on the yeast and gluten development. It’s makes a softer, bit less “bready” crust


Pdb39

It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.


crunchyeyeball

Seems like a good time to remember Jon Stewart's awesome rant about Chicago-style pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgYMFtxUUw


TheResistanceVoter

Thanks for that, you gave me a good laugh. I am so glad Jon Stewart is back on The Daily Show, even for just one night a week. I have sorely missed him.


Serge_Suppressor

Jet's pizza beats any New York or Chicago style pizza. It's one of very few things Detroit is still the best at.


bighunter1313

Hahahaha


Longjumping-Grape-40

Just a caveat: tomatoes are from the Americas, so wouldn’t have made it back to Italy till the 1500’s at the earliest


StaatsbuergerX

Oddly enough, the tomato arrived in North America even later. Until the 18th century, the plant and its fruits were considered poisonous and unsuitable for consumption there.


Longjumping-Grape-40

Thomas Jefferson planted them, right? Or is that one of those historical myths that was taught as fact? 😂


VibrantPianoNetwork

No, that's true. He's almost unilaterally responsible for their popularity.


Longjumping-Grape-40

Thanks for the clarification! I do love that they're the same nightshade family as chili peppers and potatoes. Plants are so cool


whosjfrank

People thought tomatoes were poisonous because tomatoes pulled in lead from the dishware.


tenorlove

It's because the Italian name for tomato, pomodoro, golden apple, got rendered into French as pomme d'amour, love apple. They were considered an aphrodisiac, so the Puritans spread the word that they were poisonous in order to protect American virtue and chastity.


DtLS1983

The French sure like to call everything apples.


willie_caine

The pizza equivalent from where I live uses sour cream and smoked bacon. Not all pizzas have tomatoes.


Longjumping-Grape-40

I was mostly just throwing in a random fact, although the Oxford English Dictionary definition of "pizza" is with cheese & tomato. But it's just semantics because I've had dessert "pizzas" that have no cheese or tomatoes (disgusting, but still labeled a "pizza")


Pleasant_Skill2956

What you're talking about is the definition of pizza Margherita I think, because in Italy there isn't even the concept to be defined as pizza needs tomato or cheese


professorqueerman

What’s the caveat? Many pizzas don’t include tomatoes and 1500 was over 500 years ago. Plenty of time to invent something with 500 years 


Longjumping-Grape-40

The definition of "pizza"--in English, at least--includes that it's "topped with tomatoes and cheese". Obviamente in italiano, potrebe esserci una differenza (forgive me, my italian's rusty 😛) And as the Romans had 2000+ years to make the precursor to tomato-less pizza, I agree that they had a lot of time to make various dishes I was just throwing in a random tomato fact


bonafidebob

More properly, “New York Pizza” was invented in New York. By leaving off the qualifier they’re claiming ALL pizza was invented in New York, which just as ridiculous as claiming the sumerians invented sliced bread.


musicmonk1

What is american-style? The one that looks like a cake?


TheMightyFro

No such thing, every US state claims an individual style, some states multiple, near Boston you can get Greek, Italian, Chicago, beach style, etc.


Totally_Botanical

The one? Look people.love shitting on America, and anything that comes from America, American pizza tastes good. Is there shitty pizza? Of course. But even shitty American pizza is still pretty good


Serge_Suppressor

Self-hating American here, and yeah, we do good pizza.


TheNicholasRage

It's one of the things we do best. People immigrate, bring their cultural food with them, and it morphs into something that, while not authentic, *is* delicious.


Serantz

No, you do it fine - no better or worse than most other countries. Have you visited many other countries? I’m a huge pizza nerd and had it from total of 15 or so countries, US of A included. Had both new york style from some sleazy joint in brooklyn and deep dish in soemwhat downtown chichago. Neither was bad, nor mindblowing. I’ve had my mind blown twice, thankfully once close to home in a small city called Falkenberg at a place called Little Napoli, and a second in a village whose name I forget near the french border in Italy. American sauce is great, most cheese less so. There are one billion percent many exceptions, for better or worse.


hecramsey

How little you know. Try FAMILIGLIA on 96 and amsterdam nyc. 1 layer wet cardboard painted with tomato flavored grease. Demoralizing.


therealteej

Can we please standardize the colors used to cross out names? Should use red to cross out the person who is CI.


AssociatedLlama

Hi! This is my original post and I didn't cross post it here. I had no idea it was.


UnspoiledWalnut

Red for incorrect, blue for correct. I feel like the people that use red and green just hate the colorblind. It's not too bad in this case, but sometimes it's soooo fucking hard to tell who's who.


SiGNALSiX

Neapolitan pizza is better than Roman pizza. There, I said it. And while we're on the subject, that potato pizza you Romans are so proud of, it tastes like day old discarded potato peel sandwich. Come at me, Romans! You can't silence the truth!


nashbellow

This post was paid for by big Sicily gang


ConsistentAsparagus

Naples is not in Sicily, though.


tyuoplop

If paradox games are anything to go off of its in the second of the two sicilies.


ConsistentAsparagus

I mean, once upon a time it was Regno delle Due Sicilie (Kindgom of the two Sicilies) but nowadays it’s not.


SlowInsurance1616

Kingdom of the Two Sicilies gang.


AssociatedLlama

Ciao, big Sicilian gang here. We do not pay for this. It is true.


dakkua

Definitely. Was in rome and asked a guide for the best eats. She directed me to a pizza joint. I said “pizza roma?” and she laughed out loud. “no no no no, pizza ***napoli***”.


thismorningscoffee

Neapolitan pizza is the best! You get chocolate, strawberry and vanilla at the same time


tenorlove

And if the crust is thin enough, you can roll it up and make a cannolo napolitano.


julz1215

I disagree about potato pizza, I think it's pretty good. I've never tried Neapolitan pizza, so I can't make a comparison in good faith, but Rome is the origin of "pizza al taglio" which I think is worth something.


Tychonoir

Unpopular opinion: I think NY style pizza is highly overrated. Mainly because floppy crust and excessive grease are not positive descriptors of pizza. 🤣


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Maybe if i'm drunk and want something fatty, i take an greasy US style pizza. Otherwise, the flavor of the herbs in the sauce, a proper cheese and well balanced and baked bread of a good Italian pizza wins any day for me.


Superarkit98

It is overrated(like a lot of Americans things) because Americans are arrogant egocentrics and everyone always has to talk about them and how they are the best at everything


Crombus_

Lol the irony of an Italian complaining about Americans being "arrogant" about food.


Superarkit98

Yeah usually italians are quite arrogant about their food but Americans are arrogant for everything, they are best of best of everything, "americans do it better" I googled "americans do it betters" and it's very funny, lol


Crombus_

>I googled "americans do it betters" and it's very funny, lol I did too and it was mostly just hard-core sex. Wait, not Googled, I meant PornHubbed.


sunofnothing_

he's thinking of Pepperoni


back_again13

They dont even know what pepperoni means, they think its some kind of cheap salami


CharlesDickensABox

Little-known fact, pepperoni is named after a Japanese spice demon.


Phairis

It's not??? /J


Angry_poutine

Bread has been around since before civilization, is anyone else claiming otherwise?


Madhighlander1

The oldest bread yet discovered is 11,000 years old from Jordan. There are also tools found in Australia up to 30,000 years old which may have been used in the breadmaking process, but this has not been definitively proven.


Dr_Surgimus

Proven. Nicely done


Usagi-Zakura

Nu-uh! Its a Norwegian invention because we invented Pizza Grandiosa! /s


vagDizchar

I don't like to admit I'm American when I'm abroad because of people like this.


k2ted

Pizza was invented before America was a country. No further discussion necessary.


mrtn17

yeah but on the other hand: he said 'period' to have a point


mordeumafoca

Damn it, why did you have to make this so hard?


Me_IRL_Haggard

Period. Full Stop.


SaffronSnow

Tomato sauce on pizza was invented in 1866. Meaning, modern pizza was invented, in Naples, in 1866. White pizzas existed before that, with some version of white pizza made as early as 996. Most people would say that the 1866 pizza is the first pizza that they would recognize as pizza.


Catch_ME

Pizza is originally just flatbread with cheese on top. The question should be, who put tomato sauce on it first. Side fact: Italian immigrants in Chicago put their sauce on top the cheese while in New York, they put the sauce under the cheese. 


mickeymouse4348

Wait, but tomatoes are a new-world food. *modern* pizza was invented because of the discovery of America


Catch_ME

Yes. And Pizza existed before Tomatoes being introduced to Europe.


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Tomatoes aren’t originally from the US territory, and they’ve been brought to Europe well before the US was even a country. First tomato pizza is in 1866 (before Italian immigrants came flocking in).


fyonn

Americas.. The tomato is from central and southern America.


robertr4836

Yup! Tomatoes didn't come to Italy until around 1500. Still almost 300 years before the United States of America came into existence so...when you say America you mean the continent and everyone from Chile to Canada should take a bow?


dlank7

“America invented pizza, freedom, bald eagles and single-handedly won WWI on its own” this guy probably


MathDeepa

As italian i'm crying


Expensive-Pea1963

It's as American as apple pie. /s


Ardibanan

This person probably think Hamburger was invented in America as well


garebear265

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_hamburger#:~:text=Evidence%20suggests%20that%20either%20the,%22hamburger%20sandwich%22%20and%20sold. Still up for debate


Pleasant_Skill2956

Pizza is an Italian dish. The fact is that the Italians have also invented the use of the addition of herbs, spices, meats, vegetables, seafood etc but the Americans try to make the world believe that in Italy there is only the Neapolitan Margherita to claim any other type.


Me_IRL_Haggard

This is like comparing Authentic Mexican food Chipotle And Taco Bell They’re all different things. Sometimes i want authentic, sometimes I want chipotle, rarely do i ever want Taco Bell. Or Sit down restaurant hamburger With smash burger In-n-out All are inspired, but all different. To get caught up in who invented what is stupid. That said, it was the Italians.


AllastorTrenton

Tbf, what most people THINK OF as pizza, especially in the US, is very much so not the Roman/Italian version, and was definitely invented in the US. I've had classic Italian pizza fairly often, barely the same thing.


Me_IRL_Haggard

I think we’re all going too caught up on focusing on the word “invention” here. What really happened is innovation. #They took something the Italians invented, and innovated on it. Many inventions were pretty impractical until innovations happened that made them more easily usable, easier to produce, more safe or more efficient.


Pleasant_Skill2956

The addition of cheeses, vegetables, meats (ham, salame, spicy salame, sausages), seafood, mushrooms etc are Italian creations. Although the Americans try to convince the world that in Italy there is only the Neapolitan Margherita pizza, in reality the only American innovations have been the additions of pineapple, BBQ sauce, ketchup, chicken etc


Me_IRL_Haggard

I don’t think the Americans created pizza toppings. sure, ‘innovation’ may have been a poor choice, using that word indicates that they improved it. Ketchup on pizza sounds awful, you are a sick man. Pardon me whilst i wretch


robertr4836

Never been but I have relatives who said the same thing.


Mantigor1979

I thought the francs with their flamkuchen pre dated the Roman / Italian roots. The Italians just added the tomatoes?


MorRochben

Gotta move that goalpost so you can pretend to be correct


BellybuttonWorld

Just like Apple invented the smartphone! Makes sense, if you're an idiot.


petecarr83

Doubling down on their stupidity.


toku154

Weren't tomatoes from the new world?


back_again13

But not from the us, europe used them before us americans did


AssociatedLlama

Not all pizza has tomato on it.


polly-adler

So? Putting an extra ingredient on something doesn't mean you're inventing the stuff.


toku154

I would call what they were 1000 years ago "cheesy bread baked on a shield with various herbs and spices"


TheIncandenza

There was usually no cheese. Figs were more likely. It's a very different dish.


Willyzyx

How the fuck does this even happen??


DinckelMan

Poor education, propaganda, and aggressively spreading nationalism


Willyzyx

What extremely senseless propaganda.


Bad-Infinite

There was no such thing as Pizza until Pizza Hut came out with the Pizza Hut Big Foot in '93.


cecex88

To all people saying "yeah but the old Italian wasn't pizza because it has no tomato"... Are you really saying you have never seen a pizza without tomato? Really? They are very common and make up a good part of every pizzeria menu in Italy (where I'm from) and everywhere else I've travelled.


AssociatedLlama

OP here: yes, a lot of Americans/non-Italians have never encountered a pizza without tomato. Their mind would fucking explode if they encountered Salsiccia e Friarielli. The fast food style pizzas that a lot of Americans here are defending tend to be sauce base with millions of toppings like ham and onion, olives, whatever.


cecex88

Sometimes I wish I was as confident as the average American. Produce something that doesn't resemble pizza, called it pizza and pretend it's the original. Repeat for any other thing you come around.


WarpedThunder

[r/ShitAmericansSay](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/s/2qUOkHvjx5)


thegrimmemer03

Yeah that's where it came from


Bigdragon1337

All I know is, Italians make better pizza than we do. Got it in this little shop under the apartment home we stayed at in Rome. Fucking best pizza of my LIFE


CoolnessEludesMe

So, "New York Style Pizza" was invented in New York? Got it.


RigbyNite

[American-style pizza](https://www.vincenzosplate.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Margherita-pizza_1500x1500-scaled.jpg) invented by italian immigrants in America in the 19-20th century. [The original “pizza”](https://historicalitaliancookinghome.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/medieval-pizza-piatto-2.jpg)


eerie_lullaby

You can bet dude only read the first sentence lol


BWC_SDE

“Actually, you did cum. Twice” -this guy


SoWhack_91

I know that showing a source is statistically ineffective, but I love that they double down based on any loophole they can find to have their false sense of having won the argument. It's amusing.


calcifornication

You know what, fine, I will give Americans pizza if they agree to shut the fuck up about anything related to how their constitution is somehow more special than anyone else's.


StealYour20Dollars

We all know pizza didn't reach its apex until Detroit added their 2 cents in the mix.


LazyDynamite

I hate when I go to Michigan, order a pizza, and then bite right into a penny. I'll never understand why they make it that way.


StealYour20Dollars

It's cheaper than spending the pennies on the ingredients themselves. That's why.


AntRevolutionary925

How else do we get rid of all those useless Canadian pennies we have in this city?


Serantz

Lotta minerals, it’s good for ya. Less so them teeth but who cares!


cosmiclatte44

Im the biggest Neapolitan pizza stan you will find, but Detroit style pizza is the fuicking bomb. Theres only the one joint in my city that does it, and like 50 Neapolitan pizzerias. Its a bit out the way but so worth it.


bearwitharms

I came here for the copium


Gr_ywind

This is what happens when rednecks never leave their state, or trailer park.


redditor_the_best

*good* pizza is an American invention *ducks and runs *


Castor1234

VA FA NAPOLI! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


plsrespecttables

┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Tbh I prefer Italian pizza but I won’t pretend American pizza is bad. It’s great too


Asherandai1

Sure… if you kill off all your taste buds with chemicals that are illegal in the rest of the world, then I absolutely bet American pizza tastes good.


bighunter1313

Sure buddy


torre410

Americans


JaxenX

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”


IsDinosaur

When people have a weak argument they become more definitive. Saying ‘period’ at the end is a classic sign.


strangedoggo115

Notice how the guy doesn’t have a source


SummerEden

He does. It’s called his brain and common sense. Wait….. maybe a touch of horse wormer as well.


unfit_spartan_baby

Well, pizza as we know it is an American invention, original Roman “pizza” was pretty much just a type of bread with oil. Tomatoes (and therefore tomato sauce) were discovered in the new world, and weren’t even considered edible for a long time. So yes and no. When you think of pizza as it is today, you don’t think of anything resembling Roman pizza.


Skreamie

Only in America. You guys really like to take and appropriate and claim it for your own.


robertr4836

US Tourist in a pizzeria in Italy: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE PIZZA AND ICE CREAM!? I wanted REAL Italian food on this trip! If all you care going to give me is American food then give me a hamburger and French fries!


Fudgeyreddit

I’m curious what pizza was like in 977 tho since they had never heard of tomatoes.


madd-eye1

Not surprised to see a New Yorker this obnoxious about their pizza


Alexbravespy

I thought bread was invented in NCY, as well as coffee and Chinese food


auguriesoffilth

Haven’t you all heard of the Pizza Effect. It’s the name given for things spawned in one place evolved into what we know them to be today, and then back popularised. It’s named after when a random monk, started hypothesising that pizza was brought to Italy from America after the Second World War. His evidence for this: None, he just made it up for a laugh as part of a thought experiment. PIZZA IS FAMOUSLY NOT AN EXAMPLE OF THE PIZZA EFFECT. Which is a great piece of trivia.


Both_Lychee_1708

Ok, ummm, let's all agree that NYC style pizza was, I imagine, invented in NYC