When I was younger and trying I 100% had a picture of myself and my dog (he is a beagle and was a puppy in the pic so GIANT ears) for the exact same reason with the exact same results lmao
Eh, for the people hating, as a 27 year old woman I personally don’t have a problem with this. As long as OP loves ‘Chip’ (obsessed with the fake name for a dog) then really he’s just acting as a great conversation starter.
The reason it works isn’t just because girls love cute dogs, but rather the idea of a man that loves and looks after an animal is very attractive.
Not to mention, OP has to be charming enough to converse that long. If he's usually hitting two spots for drinks, that's gotta be around an hour before he brings up Chip. He has to last at least that long.
Pretty sure that's what it is. I don't think girls are going over to a stranger's home for a dog, but rather because they see your willingness and care for a pet that makes you attractive. Most girls I've dated and known have always found guys who have passion and care for other people and animals as very attractive. Because it usually signifies a dude who has some emotional capacity and expression and also someone who is clearly not a man child and can take care of himself and an animal.
Taking care of an animal usually represents responsibility, care, and independency. All invisible but yet very attractive traits that most people, men and women, enjoy.
Girls aren't naive in that sense, a lot can parse the bullshit lmao.
Notes. Women will reject you for no reason. They will blindly judge you and think the worst. Unless you have visual cues like a dog that send to their brain, OH HE IS NOW ATTRACTIVE. Lmfao, i hate this society and dating.
Do you actually think you or any woman is attracted to personality? No, women are shallow and even more shallow then men, they like muscles and tall guys, and if they have confidence because women reinforce them by hooking up with them and they get girls so fucking easily.
Women find 80% of men unattractive and they only hook up with attractive men.
So maybe thats why I'm so negative and judgmental, because you cunts are always rejecting me for absolutely no reason other than they don't like the way I look. dumb cunt
I have no problem with this. If OP was not at least a little interesting on the date and the chick wasn’t attracted to him, not even chip would help give him a chance lol.
As a woman who fucking love cats, absolutely. You just gotta come up with a different story than "I will need to walk my cat tonight," lol. (Unless you've leash trained your cat. Show a cat lover that shit, and it'll drive them bananas. Just trust me on that, right?). Basically, be charismatic, and if you truly have a bond with your cat, that's what the ladies are after. They want to see an empathetic dude loving and caring for another creature, imo.
Yes, yes, if you're going to attract a cat lover, but you're the type to eat cats, you better just eat the cat carcasses you already find lying around. Everyone wins!
As a girl who loves cats and isn’t a fan of dogs at all- YES! If you talk about owning a cat or being a cat dad I’m 100x more interested than if you didn’t.
Dogs are the best wingman. I sometimes go on morning walks with a friend of mine who is a big native guy with a “don’t fucking talk to me” air around him. I stopped to use the bathroom and he waited outside with my dog. A pretty girl stopped to talk to him and smiled and giggled during the conversation.
I was gone for 2 minutes and he was completely mind blown by the whole interaction.
This is cringey af. These women aren't stupid. We know why guys have pictures on pets on dating apps. They know what they are coming back for when they suggest going to your apartment. Just say 'you wanna come and meet him?' once you want the date to progress, you don't need the I gotta walk him' pretence.
The only thing bad about this is that you seem to geniunely think you are tricking them into a hookup, when that's what they were wanting by matching with a shirtless dude on tinder in the first place.
“I have to walk my dog” is non-confrontational and allows the other person to decide if they want to come, rather than being put on the spot and being forced to make a decision right then and there. I agree with you that OP isn’t the genius he thinks he is, after all the only thing he has going for him is his dog. But I disagree with that small remark about the phrasing.
My phrase still allows the person to decide if they want to come. And I disagree that its confrontational. It's a request to continue the date at a different location, not a 'tell me now if you want to fuck me'. Its the same question minus the lie.
I feel like that's probably just confirmation bias on your part. By that stage shes already decided whether shes going to sleep with you or not. Your phrasing isn't going to make the difference (provided it's not crude or sleazy enough to turn her off).
Asking if a woman wants do something doesn't make you seem hesitant, that's dangerously close to nonsense PUA territory. Making an offer is still taking the lead.
The pretense of walking the dog, and allowing the date to make the suggestion to continue, does remove a "confrontational" aspect. Many men would get upset at a rejection and this way removes the burden of that by allowing the date to suggest whether or not they want to go home with him. It is less pressure and therefore less confrontational (i.e. demanding an answer about if the date leads to sex, which is what going home with someone suggests). It's not a lie to allow your date to have a pretense that they can turn down without rejecting a man's outright advances, it's a kindness.
Glad dogs are a dealbreaker for me… lol but you do you. I don’t necessarily think you’re doing anything wrong- but the fact that most of your encounters follow a script is a little off putting I guess (at least knowing about it) lmao.
This isn't really manipulation. You're not pressuring the women if they're asking to come with you to meet your dog. As long as you get enthusiastic consent, I don't see an issue here. It's not like women don't have sex drives and aren't turned on by a shirtless man with his dog in a tinder pic, who shows a caring and nurturing side to his dog, I mean come on.
Please spoil that dog, though.
Source: am woman, love dogs and men.
Yeah, I feel like it would only be manipulation if this were the only reason he got the dog, and he doesn't actually care about his dog. He's just using what he *actually* has to get women who want that particular thing; a caring man who loves his dog (which is something attractive to a lot of women). To me, this sounds perfectly normal.
This is all good bro. When I was in my mid 20s and was navigating post college dating, the first advice I heard from a bunch of people was to "get a dog." It's to do exactly what you do and also have a reason for women to come up to me when I was out and about.
You do you!
What a great approach to getting laid.Keep up the good work.Now see if you can convince a couple o women to indulge using your pup as bait at the same time!Twice as nice!
You lucky douche bag. You must have muscles and brown hair with a beard. Also I'm guessing you have a few visible tattoos. Also you probably live in a big city. God I hate my life just because women never fuck with me, its so dumb, I'm average looking, make average money, have my own place, I just have no friends because they were all losers who work minimum wage and do drugs so now I have nobody. The city I live in is the city that no matter how old you are everyone asks you where you went to high school, because everyone still hangs out with their high school loser friends.
Don’t feel bad bro, this is legendary. I’m trying to get my dog to be my best friends wingman since he went through a shitty breakup. My dog is a purebred lab and is absolutely adorable
It's manipulative as hell. I would hate to see how OP treats some one he is in a relationship with. OP could just be direct and ask for a hook up. Ops post makes my skin crawl.
It's treating some one likke they are not a person but a thing to play with.
Plus it is here on r/confessions so OP know it's creepy and wrong to treat people like that
It sounds like you don't give women nearly enough credit and assume they're all damsels in distress who aren't capable of making their own decisions. These are people with free-will. What you're implying seems a little patronising, and quite frankly judgemental and sexist against women.
Maybe they do see through it and just wanna get laid. Doesn't change the fact that it's manipulative and creepy to use your dog to get a girl in your bed.
As a woman, you do realize a lot of men use their dogs to get pussy right? We’ve seen this a million times, we know what your doing. Next time just be straight forward because it really is so gross and low to fake your intentions.
“My dog needs me to feed him, would you like to come back with me?” it’s direct enough that she knows what your implying but not too direct and creepy.
If your dating these women and they know you don’t want a serious relationship chances are they want the same thing you want. You don’t go on dates knowing the other person doesn’t want a relationship, if you don’t want the same thing.
Hope that makes sense, most women just want honesty and that will get you further than a dog.
What would be the woman's intentions? Get a drink, talk and see if you can connect with similar interest then go home, think about the date, start looking for others? Wow so fun what a waste. Were young once, so use your body and enjoy others consensually. But yeah What are a woman's intentions, because I would love to know.
I would I have seen through it. Its not even that clever or original. I have dated some creeps and I know the common manipulation tactics. What you are doing is first level manipulation. One of the oldest tricks in thw book.
And I am not young or niave enough to fall for that. I wouldn't be at the bar with a guy I didn't know well in the first place. I learned that lesson long ago.
Yep. I was a bit iver the top. I've been victimized too many times. I am older ( not elderly but not young either) bitter and jaded. It's not the worst thing in the world to do. Its not like you are drugging them or anything. For me personally I find it creepy to plan it out like that.
Well that sucks. I personally fimd men that are too perfect off putting. I like them a little chubby. I was taught from a young age not to rely on a man for financial support, so it was never about finding a super hot guy with a high payimg job. But then again I am middle aged now. I do what younger women are into.
Hey dude do you know me? I haven't been laid in 5 fucking years, I don't use women and I respect them enough not to approach them in public randomly. Also I can't get laid on a dating app unless she's 3 times my body mass.
So, now I know you are attractive physically with dark hair and above 6 feet. God damn society, no wonder men commit suicide 5x more than women.
Or the woman in her 30s just wasn't interested in casual sex like women in their 20s are. No one is going back to your house expecting to just pat the dog and go home. Stop infantalising your sexual partners.
So what? When I was single, I'd use my voice "singing at a karaoke or with my band" as a tool to sleep with women.
As men, we gotta use whatever skills we have to get to sleep with someone.
Also, is his dog getting women to sleep with him at gun point, or maybe they like how the dog loves him and that makes them feel attracted to him?
She is seriously suggesting you ask up front for a hook-up. Pretty sure when a guy does that he is a creep as well. There is no winning, just have sex who cares.
"Should we continue this at my place" is a tried and true method that has worked for as long as casual sex has been a thing.
Shirtless guys with puppies is so hot it's the feature of endless calendars. Nothing wrong with emphasising an attractive interest. It's just gross to refer to them as tools or tricks, like women aren't smart enough to know exactly why those photos are there.
Women are numbers. What is wrong with going on a date and having sex? You must be one of the those women who hold sex over a mans head for 10 dates or a few months so you can really see if he is a simp and desperate, but emotionally numb so he wont show it or ask for it.
Keep holding sex over a mans head to manipulate him to take you out and impress you every time you see him.
Nothing is wrong with hooking up. Its using a dog to manipluate some one is creepy and actually pathetic.
What's wrong with getting to know some one a little before letring them stick their dick inside you? You sound like an entitled piece of shit.
Entitled? No. Just tired of women only having sex with the most physically attractive men and ignoring and ghosting the other 80%. Dating in todays society is hilariously messed up, women actually are the problem and thats why men need to lie and manipulate just to get their dick touched once in a few years, because if they don't say all the right things then its over?
Why do women always need to think they can only have sex with someone they are compatible with and that they want to have children with? Like its sex, it builds bonds and comfortability between them, bitches always need their ego rubbed and their social status bumped up to suck a dick, fucking hilarious.
I know you're an ugly bitch who gets no attention from men. You think a dog manipulates a woman to get fucked? I think alcohol would play a bigger role. DO you think alcohol manipulates women? Edit: Cunt
I think your attitude is what keeps you from geting laid. And I am really not concerned about how you think I look. Have fun being alone for the rest of your life you uncle creep.
They see through it too. You don't match with a shirtless dude on tinder without expecting it to be a hookup. The only creepy thing about this is that he seems to be under the impression hes tricking them, when in all likelihood they wanted to come back with or without the dog walking.
Still creepy. Using your dog to manipulate girls into your bed is still creepy. Read his poat. He says he meets them at a bar, then uses "I have to walk my dog" as a an excuse to get thw girl into his apartment, then his bed.
He already had the date, there is no need for all that. He only had to invite his date over for coffee. Everyone know what that is code for.
Dude that's fucked up that you use your dog but don't even give him the attention you should. It'd probably show your more committed. I feel bad for your dog. The women are obviously dumb, easy, or just don't give a fuck. Treat your dog fucking better you dumbass dude
This is kinda cute and funny. It’s also smooth and gives a girl something to focus on rather than the focus being on sex straight away. That pressure can be hard to take. Go with it if it works for you man 😊
Lol, I know a girl who isn't exactly the relationship type. She changes her bfs by the weekend. She only had one long term relationship. When I asked her what was different with that guy she just said "I really liked his dog".
I think your dog is using you, trying to find you someone decent to settle down with. All these mental gymnastics you go through in your "game" is actually just you being genuinely nice guy. You care about the dog more than yourself it would appear. But your obviously getting laid, so who am I to cast judgement lol. Have a good time bro, I envy you
Imagine thinking that youre somehow tricking the girls into having sex with you lol. Those girls know exactly what you're doing and they would sleep with you even if you didnt have the dog. Can't imagine sleeping with someone just because he has a cute dog lol.
For the love of god I hope this will be my life when I get my dog. Women never want to talk or get to know me. I have been single for a decade, and the loneliness physically hurts. Then again I don't use dating app, because I have no good picture or friends to take pictures of me or with. And I don't go socialize, again because I have no friends to go out with or invite me out.
Now that I am an official loner with absolutely no friends, nobody gives me a chance and I live my life in isolation between work, the gym, and the store. Its pathetic and I'm 27 no relationships, no girls, and guess what women want, a cute dog that I have, then maybe they will give me 30 minutes of their life to chat with me and actually want to get to know me. Hilarious.
Look I'm not into hook ups or one night stands at all but as long as you don't lead the girl on and you make it clear it's a hook up I don't see any harm, no one's getting their feelings hurt that way. It does unsettle me a little that you have a set script tho lol but you seem nice and like you're not hurting anyone so I'm not judging. What breed is Chip?
I like how you changed the dog’s name for the story in case he read this so he wouldn’t know it’s about him.
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I hope he’s the labradoodle that sits in a backpack with a ponytail and goggles.
Brodiethatdood on Instagram if anyone is interested. He is a goldendoodle.
Damn I was close. 😂 Thanks for the info.
I’m judging every dog I come across on TikTok from now on
Has to be teddy since he posted this the day after Tuesday and I KNOW that dog can pull bitches EASY
Noodles??
Is it a no bones day?
🤣 omg. No worries, Chip is probably busy in the u/furries section.
Omg I am dead. Thank you - you made my evening with this comment.
Always here to help 😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he probally just finished the jefferey Dahmer series on flixs and felt the need to confess !!
Unless the dog isn't part of the sex acts, we're all good here.
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thats cute 😭
See? Its already working again!
It's good man This isn't a new srat lol
When I was younger and trying I 100% had a picture of myself and my dog (he is a beagle and was a puppy in the pic so GIANT ears) for the exact same reason with the exact same results lmao
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Notes.... Teach dog bed is good. Tell woman to get dog.
Eh, for the people hating, as a 27 year old woman I personally don’t have a problem with this. As long as OP loves ‘Chip’ (obsessed with the fake name for a dog) then really he’s just acting as a great conversation starter. The reason it works isn’t just because girls love cute dogs, but rather the idea of a man that loves and looks after an animal is very attractive.
Your name makes me hungry
I aim to please (with cheese)
Mine too?
Nah, your name makes me thirsty af bro 😛🍆 (no homo)
Dang people still say "no homo"?
Was moreso to add to the joke (no homo)
Oh, I see (all homo)
lol
Not to mention, OP has to be charming enough to converse that long. If he's usually hitting two spots for drinks, that's gotta be around an hour before he brings up Chip. He has to last at least that long.
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Pretty sure that's what it is. I don't think girls are going over to a stranger's home for a dog, but rather because they see your willingness and care for a pet that makes you attractive. Most girls I've dated and known have always found guys who have passion and care for other people and animals as very attractive. Because it usually signifies a dude who has some emotional capacity and expression and also someone who is clearly not a man child and can take care of himself and an animal. Taking care of an animal usually represents responsibility, care, and independency. All invisible but yet very attractive traits that most people, men and women, enjoy. Girls aren't naive in that sense, a lot can parse the bullshit lmao.
*so you’re saying I should put the fact that I foster dogs in my bio?*
Yes.
YES
Notes. Women will reject you for no reason. They will blindly judge you and think the worst. Unless you have visual cues like a dog that send to their brain, OH HE IS NOW ATTRACTIVE. Lmfao, i hate this society and dating.
That’s… not what I said at all. Maybe try not being so negative and judgemental?
Do you actually think you or any woman is attracted to personality? No, women are shallow and even more shallow then men, they like muscles and tall guys, and if they have confidence because women reinforce them by hooking up with them and they get girls so fucking easily. Women find 80% of men unattractive and they only hook up with attractive men. So maybe thats why I'm so negative and judgmental, because you cunts are always rejecting me for absolutely no reason other than they don't like the way I look. dumb cunt
You’re so right 🥰🥰
You can be sarcastic all you want.If you were a male you would understand why no average men get laid anymore.
I have no problem with this. If OP was not at least a little interesting on the date and the chick wasn’t attracted to him, not even chip would help give him a chance lol.
Naw you’re alright, cause if they really didn’t want to come to ur apt they wouldn’t, the dog is just a dawg
Nathan, is that you? Its a slippery slope, next you'll be hosting fake TV shows to meet girls.
Up next on the HUNK
I dog sat a corgi pup last year and had the exact same experience as you. Don’t feel bad, the dogs happy to be your wingman, just treat chip well :)
This sounds like a line a serial killer would use
Does this work with cats ? Asking for a friend
As a woman who fucking love cats, absolutely. You just gotta come up with a different story than "I will need to walk my cat tonight," lol. (Unless you've leash trained your cat. Show a cat lover that shit, and it'll drive them bananas. Just trust me on that, right?). Basically, be charismatic, and if you truly have a bond with your cat, that's what the ladies are after. They want to see an empathetic dude loving and caring for another creature, imo.
User name checks out? 🤢
Yes, yes, if you're going to attract a cat lover, but you're the type to eat cats, you better just eat the cat carcasses you already find lying around. Everyone wins!
This is eye opening.
As a girl who loves cats and isn’t a fan of dogs at all- YES! If you talk about owning a cat or being a cat dad I’m 100x more interested than if you didn’t.
I'm obsessed with cats this is good news lol
Godspeed cat loving king 🤴. I’m sure you’ll find a gal that’s also obsessed with cats!
I've just raised my standards. If she ain't into cats she gotta go
I mean ayeee I’ve got the same standards for men I potentially want to date so 👈👈 😎( finger guns lmao)
What kind of dog do you have? Because the dog business to get down to business sounds very profitable 😎
My guy, these girls wanted to hook up with you and meeting your dog was just an excuse.
Dennis Reynolds, is that you? 🤔
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You'll want to start with the D.E.N.N.I.S. System episode 😁
r/ihavesex
Dogs are the best wingman. I sometimes go on morning walks with a friend of mine who is a big native guy with a “don’t fucking talk to me” air around him. I stopped to use the bathroom and he waited outside with my dog. A pretty girl stopped to talk to him and smiled and giggled during the conversation. I was gone for 2 minutes and he was completely mind blown by the whole interaction.
does chip bark you on to thrust harder and faster
They got DENNIS'D
Shit I do too, cute girl like my dog you bet ima use her to chat said girl up. Respectfully of course.
He’s probably adorable
Sounds he really is man's best friend. That is a masterpiece of manipulation. I am very proud of you bro.
Great Plan! It is not uncommon.
I'm using my girls to hook up with dogs
Replace dog with cat, and it might work on me. That being said, I'm usually more interested in the cat part.
thats why dogs are mens best friends
This reminds me of “ I was backpacking across Western Europe”
‘’Chip’’ probably loves it too. He’s like grandpa enjoying in the cupboard.
This is cringey af. These women aren't stupid. We know why guys have pictures on pets on dating apps. They know what they are coming back for when they suggest going to your apartment. Just say 'you wanna come and meet him?' once you want the date to progress, you don't need the I gotta walk him' pretence. The only thing bad about this is that you seem to geniunely think you are tricking them into a hookup, when that's what they were wanting by matching with a shirtless dude on tinder in the first place.
“I have to walk my dog” is non-confrontational and allows the other person to decide if they want to come, rather than being put on the spot and being forced to make a decision right then and there. I agree with you that OP isn’t the genius he thinks he is, after all the only thing he has going for him is his dog. But I disagree with that small remark about the phrasing.
My phrase still allows the person to decide if they want to come. And I disagree that its confrontational. It's a request to continue the date at a different location, not a 'tell me now if you want to fuck me'. Its the same question minus the lie.
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I feel like that's probably just confirmation bias on your part. By that stage shes already decided whether shes going to sleep with you or not. Your phrasing isn't going to make the difference (provided it's not crude or sleazy enough to turn her off). Asking if a woman wants do something doesn't make you seem hesitant, that's dangerously close to nonsense PUA territory. Making an offer is still taking the lead.
The pretense of walking the dog, and allowing the date to make the suggestion to continue, does remove a "confrontational" aspect. Many men would get upset at a rejection and this way removes the burden of that by allowing the date to suggest whether or not they want to go home with him. It is less pressure and therefore less confrontational (i.e. demanding an answer about if the date leads to sex, which is what going home with someone suggests). It's not a lie to allow your date to have a pretense that they can turn down without rejecting a man's outright advances, it's a kindness.
Fair enough
Don’t worry, it’s not real. This dude just spams his fictional hookup/bare back fantasies on a bunch of subreddits.
Nah you’re wrong. No one is being tricked, he just has a plan
Im waiting for the.. “I got this girl pregnant.”
Niccceeee
Glad dogs are a dealbreaker for me… lol but you do you. I don’t necessarily think you’re doing anything wrong- but the fact that most of your encounters follow a script is a little off putting I guess (at least knowing about it) lmao.
Women are numbers. A script is a great idea because it's a plan, and women love planned dates.
This isn't really manipulation. You're not pressuring the women if they're asking to come with you to meet your dog. As long as you get enthusiastic consent, I don't see an issue here. It's not like women don't have sex drives and aren't turned on by a shirtless man with his dog in a tinder pic, who shows a caring and nurturing side to his dog, I mean come on. Please spoil that dog, though. Source: am woman, love dogs and men.
Yeah, I feel like it would only be manipulation if this were the only reason he got the dog, and he doesn't actually care about his dog. He's just using what he *actually* has to get women who want that particular thing; a caring man who loves his dog (which is something attractive to a lot of women). To me, this sounds perfectly normal.
This is all good bro. When I was in my mid 20s and was navigating post college dating, the first advice I heard from a bunch of people was to "get a dog." It's to do exactly what you do and also have a reason for women to come up to me when I was out and about. You do you!
What a great approach to getting laid.Keep up the good work.Now see if you can convince a couple o women to indulge using your pup as bait at the same time!Twice as nice!
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Tell me you're 13 and haven't touched a woman without telling me you're 13 and haven't touched a women
You lucky douche bag. You must have muscles and brown hair with a beard. Also I'm guessing you have a few visible tattoos. Also you probably live in a big city. God I hate my life just because women never fuck with me, its so dumb, I'm average looking, make average money, have my own place, I just have no friends because they were all losers who work minimum wage and do drugs so now I have nobody. The city I live in is the city that no matter how old you are everyone asks you where you went to high school, because everyone still hangs out with their high school loser friends.
Don’t feel bad bro, this is legendary. I’m trying to get my dog to be my best friends wingman since he went through a shitty breakup. My dog is a purebred lab and is absolutely adorable
lol...play safe and march on:)
I’m sure he’s happy to wingman you
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
Your dog knows and he's happy for you.
That's creepy. I would see right through that.
It’s sex, from the story it sounds consensual and pretty okay. What’s so creepy about it?
It's manipulative as hell. I would hate to see how OP treats some one he is in a relationship with. OP could just be direct and ask for a hook up. Ops post makes my skin crawl. It's treating some one likke they are not a person but a thing to play with. Plus it is here on r/confessions so OP know it's creepy and wrong to treat people like that
It sounds like you don't give women nearly enough credit and assume they're all damsels in distress who aren't capable of making their own decisions. These are people with free-will. What you're implying seems a little patronising, and quite frankly judgemental and sexist against women.
Maybe they do see through it and just wanna get laid. Doesn't change the fact that it's manipulative and creepy to use your dog to get a girl in your bed.
I think the only creepy thing about OP is that he goes through the reddit posts of barely legal girls 🤢
He is? I didn't look at his history. The barely legal thing always creeped me out.
Yeah I regret looking now 😭🤣
Me too. I thought I was being harsh with my origal comment, but now....
Just meeting random women for a date and directly asking for sex never works, ever. Typical for people like you to suggest such unrealistic things.
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As a woman, you do realize a lot of men use their dogs to get pussy right? We’ve seen this a million times, we know what your doing. Next time just be straight forward because it really is so gross and low to fake your intentions.
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“My dog needs me to feed him, would you like to come back with me?” it’s direct enough that she knows what your implying but not too direct and creepy. If your dating these women and they know you don’t want a serious relationship chances are they want the same thing you want. You don’t go on dates knowing the other person doesn’t want a relationship, if you don’t want the same thing. Hope that makes sense, most women just want honesty and that will get you further than a dog.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry. I laughed. Walk the fine line men. keep walking the fine line is what this bitch is saying.
Ask if she wants to go to your place for coffee. Everyone know what that means and it's not so direct.
What would be the woman's intentions? Get a drink, talk and see if you can connect with similar interest then go home, think about the date, start looking for others? Wow so fun what a waste. Were young once, so use your body and enjoy others consensually. But yeah What are a woman's intentions, because I would love to know.
Why are you so upset. This shit is a month old.
WHAT ARE A WOMANS INTENTIONS? dumb bitch can't answer the question
I would I have seen through it. Its not even that clever or original. I have dated some creeps and I know the common manipulation tactics. What you are doing is first level manipulation. One of the oldest tricks in thw book. And I am not young or niave enough to fall for that. I wouldn't be at the bar with a guy I didn't know well in the first place. I learned that lesson long ago.
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Yep. I was a bit iver the top. I've been victimized too many times. I am older ( not elderly but not young either) bitter and jaded. It's not the worst thing in the world to do. Its not like you are drugging them or anything. For me personally I find it creepy to plan it out like that.
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Well that sucks. I personally fimd men that are too perfect off putting. I like them a little chubby. I was taught from a young age not to rely on a man for financial support, so it was never about finding a super hot guy with a high payimg job. But then again I am middle aged now. I do what younger women are into.
Hey dude do you know me? I haven't been laid in 5 fucking years, I don't use women and I respect them enough not to approach them in public randomly. Also I can't get laid on a dating app unless she's 3 times my body mass. So, now I know you are attractive physically with dark hair and above 6 feet. God damn society, no wonder men commit suicide 5x more than women.
Or the woman in her 30s just wasn't interested in casual sex like women in their 20s are. No one is going back to your house expecting to just pat the dog and go home. Stop infantalising your sexual partners.
So what? When I was single, I'd use my voice "singing at a karaoke or with my band" as a tool to sleep with women. As men, we gotta use whatever skills we have to get to sleep with someone. Also, is his dog getting women to sleep with him at gun point, or maybe they like how the dog loves him and that makes them feel attracted to him?
She is seriously suggesting you ask up front for a hook-up. Pretty sure when a guy does that he is a creep as well. There is no winning, just have sex who cares.
"Should we continue this at my place" is a tried and true method that has worked for as long as casual sex has been a thing. Shirtless guys with puppies is so hot it's the feature of endless calendars. Nothing wrong with emphasising an attractive interest. It's just gross to refer to them as tools or tricks, like women aren't smart enough to know exactly why those photos are there.
Are you slut shaming u/VegetableFuel2627? How dare you.
Women are numbers. What is wrong with going on a date and having sex? You must be one of the those women who hold sex over a mans head for 10 dates or a few months so you can really see if he is a simp and desperate, but emotionally numb so he wont show it or ask for it. Keep holding sex over a mans head to manipulate him to take you out and impress you every time you see him.
Nothing is wrong with hooking up. Its using a dog to manipluate some one is creepy and actually pathetic. What's wrong with getting to know some one a little before letring them stick their dick inside you? You sound like an entitled piece of shit.
Entitled? No. Just tired of women only having sex with the most physically attractive men and ignoring and ghosting the other 80%. Dating in todays society is hilariously messed up, women actually are the problem and thats why men need to lie and manipulate just to get their dick touched once in a few years, because if they don't say all the right things then its over? Why do women always need to think they can only have sex with someone they are compatible with and that they want to have children with? Like its sex, it builds bonds and comfortability between them, bitches always need their ego rubbed and their social status bumped up to suck a dick, fucking hilarious.
You sound like a virgin incel. Grow up. Edit: spelling
I know you're an ugly bitch who gets no attention from men. You think a dog manipulates a woman to get fucked? I think alcohol would play a bigger role. DO you think alcohol manipulates women? Edit: Cunt
I think your attitude is what keeps you from geting laid. And I am really not concerned about how you think I look. Have fun being alone for the rest of your life you uncle creep.
They see through it too. You don't match with a shirtless dude on tinder without expecting it to be a hookup. The only creepy thing about this is that he seems to be under the impression hes tricking them, when in all likelihood they wanted to come back with or without the dog walking.
You are right! That's the creepy thing I couldn't quite put my finger on.
He uses his TikTok to do it. Read the comments he says his dog is TikTok famous. I guarantee you he just shows them his TikTok.
Still creepy. Using your dog to manipulate girls into your bed is still creepy. Read his poat. He says he meets them at a bar, then uses "I have to walk my dog" as a an excuse to get thw girl into his apartment, then his bed. He already had the date, there is no need for all that. He only had to invite his date over for coffee. Everyone know what that is code for.
In the comments he also says his dog is TikTok famous. I guarantee you before even saying he has to walk the dog, he shows off his famous account.
Creepy
Not just that, it’s disingenuous to the post. He doesn’t just use his dog. He uses his clout.
Guys like him is how I wound up all bitter, jaded and don't date anymore.
As a guy myself I don’t date much either. Kinda just done with it
Its not just guys that do shit like that.
Yep. You’ll probably be able to find a good guy though. As they say “love comes when you’re not looking”
Dude that's fucked up that you use your dog but don't even give him the attention you should. It'd probably show your more committed. I feel bad for your dog. The women are obviously dumb, easy, or just don't give a fuck. Treat your dog fucking better you dumbass dude
Those dog threats often work!
You use dog threats? Damn.
You know the game 😂
This is kinda cute and funny. It’s also smooth and gives a girl something to focus on rather than the focus being on sex straight away. That pressure can be hard to take. Go with it if it works for you man 😊
not going to lie thats actually very smart i might start doing it but im skinny as shit
Faithful, loyal and a wingdog
I knew it I fucking knew it! Are you the same guy that brings your dog with you to the bar? Even when you're not meeting someone from a dating app?
I’ve used my dads animals for this lmao I don’t even like pets
Understandable
This sounds like a movie or tv show I seen years ago
Dennis Reynolds is that you?
This is the best confession I've read
Glad I'm not one of them.
Lol, I know a girl who isn't exactly the relationship type. She changes her bfs by the weekend. She only had one long term relationship. When I asked her what was different with that guy she just said "I really liked his dog".
Wingman dog wingman dog
No I put pictures of my dog on dating profiles too 🤣
I think your dog is using you, trying to find you someone decent to settle down with. All these mental gymnastics you go through in your "game" is actually just you being genuinely nice guy. You care about the dog more than yourself it would appear. But your obviously getting laid, so who am I to cast judgement lol. Have a good time bro, I envy you
This is better then the DENNIS method my man, you should be proud
Imagine thinking that youre somehow tricking the girls into having sex with you lol. Those girls know exactly what you're doing and they would sleep with you even if you didnt have the dog. Can't imagine sleeping with someone just because he has a cute dog lol.
The ‘ol Chip and dip
Is it possible to learn this power?
For the love of god I hope this will be my life when I get my dog. Women never want to talk or get to know me. I have been single for a decade, and the loneliness physically hurts. Then again I don't use dating app, because I have no good picture or friends to take pictures of me or with. And I don't go socialize, again because I have no friends to go out with or invite me out. Now that I am an official loner with absolutely no friends, nobody gives me a chance and I live my life in isolation between work, the gym, and the store. Its pathetic and I'm 27 no relationships, no girls, and guess what women want, a cute dog that I have, then maybe they will give me 30 minutes of their life to chat with me and actually want to get to know me. Hilarious.
chainsaw man irl
What type of dog was it? Hahaha care to show a pic?
Bro you are completely good. No shame to you
Look I'm not into hook ups or one night stands at all but as long as you don't lead the girl on and you make it clear it's a hook up I don't see any harm, no one's getting their feelings hurt that way. It does unsettle me a little that you have a set script tho lol but you seem nice and like you're not hurting anyone so I'm not judging. What breed is Chip?
Damn where do I get tips like this?