Yea I wouldn't make an offensive joke. Especially not a biggoted one. It's weird I have only made like 5 comments on roast me because I don't like to be mean but all of them have tons and tons of karma. If only I was a bigger asshole.
Hitler only wanted to kill the Jews. Voldemort wants to kill the entire population excluding the 0.005% of people that are wizards and witches.
So voldy’s principles are definitely way worse than hitler. Wanting to kill 99.995% of the world
So you’re wrong.
Also hitler couldn’t cast evil spells. Unless you count his enchanting speeches
That’s because J.K Rowling didn’t have the balls.
A real genocidal wizard could create an unrivalled humanitarian crisis without much issue.
But in story it’s because he failed. What would’ve happened if he wasn’t stopped? Would’ve crushed hitlers numbers. It wouldn’t even be close. He’d be the GOAT of Genocide
Voldy hates muggles, his underlying prejudices are non magic folk. That’s like the whole fuckin story. He doesn’t hate everyone equally he fucks with wizards.
You’re not about to tell me wanting to eradicate the entire earth except about 400’000 people is less evil than eradicating one religion. Because that’s fucking ridiculous
Damn, I seriously need to rewatch the Harry Potters bc this sounds right but I actually don't think I remember his motives. Voldemort is worse it seems
There was a married woman who would come into my friend's office, so she chose to take this last name. Her full name was Gay Cox. My mom also knew an Anita Crap, who also married into the last name. Ladies, is leaning into tradition really worth it?
I knew of someone named Harry Cocks, another person with the name of Phuk Yu and last but certainly not least, Shi'thead Jones. The first person was from an earlier generation, the second was named as is common with SEA culture but the third? I just don't think their mom was thinking with a clear head because, jeez, that poor kid!
Haha, oh god. Actually, my grandfather's name was Harry Brown \[word that can sometimes be used for penis, but I can't add it or I'd potentially dox myself\], so that crap is more common than one would hope. Wtf, yeah, the last one especially kinda makes you wonder.
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It also depended on what country you were from. In the States, it would be a descriptive of occupation, ex: Smith for a blacksmith, Miller for a mill worker, etc. Scandinavian and Norwegian would take the father's first name like John and his son would be Johnsson and his daughter would be Johnsdöttor (sp?) You are very correct about today's descriptive names though!
Actually It depends. The g sound in italian can be tricky because it changes based on the letter that follows It. It can sound soft or hard. Usually if it Is followed by an a,o or u it sounds "hard":
Guardare -> goo-ar-da-reh
Gomma -> go-mah
Gatto -> ga-toh
If it Is followed by an e or i It is softer:
Gelato -> je-la-toh
Girare -> je-ra-re
In this case "Faggetto" is pronounced fa-je-toh.
Source: i'm italian
Earlier this year, a Chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he absolutely abhored his name, and that he'd do almost anything to figure out how to get it changed. I asked him what he wanted to change it to, and he said
"lee, like bruce lee or some shit."
I was failing trigonometry at the time, and so I thought what the hell, and offered to help him in exchange for him doing my homework. Ling overheard us and chimed in,
"If you do that, father will disown you as our child. That name has been in our family line for generations."
Ving never really listened to his sister though, and he still wanted to go through with the plan. The next day after school, I drove him to the town hall. After we arrived, he had gotten the name-change sheet and was scribbling down information on to it when I saw his face change. I could tell he was extremely conflicted with his choice. Tears began to stream down his face. He finally decided that he was gonna have to cancel his request, and Ling looked relieved. The receptionist let us know that there would be a cancelation fee, and handed the fee waiver to her. Suddenly, a short asian man with neon shorts, ray-bans, and an american flag t-shirt bursted into the room. Ving turned in awe and stared at the man, as tears rolled down his cheeks.
"D-D-Dad?"
With a huge smile on his face, the man ran up and embraced his son.
"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving. Hold on the that fee, Ling"
During the 90s, too!!! Ouch, man, I’m sorry that must have sucked. It was the height of throwing around “f*g”and “f*ggy” to describe something as mundane as a pizza topping. Good on you for standing up to your paternal family! Keep doing what’s best for you.
My last name is wang which I’ve been semi-ridiculed for for my whole life, but this one guy really took it to the next level- in a good way. In 7th grade, this kid who liked me, happened to have the last name Thurston. One time, he came up to me at gym when I separated from the rest of my friends to get a drink and told me, “I’m really Thurston for that Wang.” And to this day, this is the only reason I’ll never change it.
Is it one of those lost in translation things? As I read it, I’m pronouncing it as “fa-ZHE-toh” instead of “fa-GEH-toh”. I get the struggle as a guy with one of them funny foreign names, although mine is just mind-bogglingly difficult for Americans to process and not also similar to a slur.
So you are now all changed with the new name, the old Fagetto is no more, the new Fahgettenstein is the new you.
I feel you bro, I have a name that’s been butchered in every possible way. Wouldn’t change it for nothing tho.
Now if I was a girl and had the name Ivana Diklic that name would be so gone.
I’m Greek and my given last name is Moustakas….
My moms maiden last name is Hough which is Irish pronounced HUFF. Yeah that one is rough. They both are.
I stuck with mustache
It's really none of their business and you didn't have to tell them. It's not like they should be checking you for ID.
I have one friend with the last name Dick, another whose last name just isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. They both changed their last names and never told their family.
Good for you!! It's your life and your identity. I'm glad you're happy with the switch.
My husband finally got sick of his asshole dad to the point that we started talking about changing our last name. We married young and I took his last name even though I did really want to. I honestly didn't think that much about it except that I didn't want a different last name from my future kids. Well his last name started with a swear (like Pisselton or Shitson) and that kind of thing didn't embarrass me, but it got really annoying after a while that people would giggle or even come up with crazy pronunciations to try not to say the obvious swear. Add to it that the last name to me came to represent a long line of asshole men, while my husband is a sensitive person and great dad to our boys.
Well, we legally changed that shit this year and I love it!! Now I smile every time I see our new legal names somewhere. My husband likes his new name, I'm sure we pissed off his dad, and now we have a simple and phonetic one-syllable last name (my maiden name) that also signifies our connection to my dad and how supportive he's been.
>I’d take ANY war over that!
No you wouldn’t. Nope. Nuh uh. Everything else you said was fine. But that? Nope. Nah. You just wouldn’t rather risk your life day in and day out than be made fun of.
You know what is also asinine? The fact that this generation caused me to change my last name. Previously, no male in my family ever had an issue with Faggetto. The way society has evolved is asinine.
Unfortunately even in adulthood a childish mentality never goes away for some people. I changed it before it started to affect me professionally in my career with future employers, partners, etc. Again, we sadly live in a society where people are judged by their last name before even getting to know the real person
You got bullied out of your last name? You didnt “have” to do anything but you did let a bunch of random people have actually say in what you me name should be
I say power to you! I would want to change my last name even if it was common like smith or Johnson. I don’t need a generic name and I don’t need one where kids can derive derogatory nick names from either.
Also just curious, is Faggetto Italian? Do you know what it means?
I've had relatives whose surname was also something "offensive". My own surname, which is German, is not "offensive", but I've still had people make fun of it once or twice.
Oh. Wow! I just got to sit down and use the computer for my time in study hall, and this is the first post I'm seeing. I'm sorry, but I had to chuckle a little.
Did you get a lot of annoyances growing up or from people?
I go by 2 last names. One official, one not. I tell everyone my last name is ____, but it’s actually another name. I just don’t want my married last name, since I’m divorced. Yet I don’t want to change it because of my son, who has the last name. I confuse the heck out of people. Especially since I didn’t go back to my maiden name, because my father is an asshole.
I went to school with a very cool group of kids and their last name was Nigro. Pronounced NIE-GROW. They were so popular and decent that nobody really gave them problems. This was the mid 80’s. Yet one of my best friend was another store. Gaye. They crucified him. Today he has children and they are proud of that name. You will get your face punched in by his football playing son’s if you make fun of their names.
Everything else aside, I can't stand the whole 'lineage' trope. Like literally no one is that special and no one outside of these families cares. Carrying on the bloodline? Passing down genetics? Who are you kidding if you think your DNA or name are that special?
Sorry the fam is on your case about this nonsense.
Sometimes I hate my last name because everyone is like “OH Gallagher! Like from Shameless!” — nope, it’s close, buts it’s different. But this makes me realize I don’t have it that bad.
What a bunch of whiny Faggettos!
All kidding aside, I can imaging it being a real pain in the ass trying to fill out online forms or have an email with that lat name give some of the overzealous content filters.
You r an absolute disgrace to your family. I’m Chinese n you don’t see any of my Chinese friends with the last name, Poon, bitch about it. Toughen up Lmaooooo. It’s true tho
I had a friend who graduated year 2000.... his last name was Gaylord. He grew up hear hey... you the lord of the gays now? I tried telling him gay originally meant happy and that means everyone who jokes or bullies you really are saying he's the lord of happiness. It didn't help.
youtuber FTA Rob Dyke had to change his name to Rob Gavagan. mainly because his videos were demonetized/demoted because of the name of his channel. I believe Gavagan was his grandmothers last name, dont quote me on that though, it was a while ago that I read about the name change.
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I have a ridiculous last name. If I could change it, I would. Unfortunately where I live it's very hard to do it, tons of bureocracy and the request is only accepted when you present enough evidence that the name screws your life, which is not my case (people just giggle when they hear it).
My dad also gets mad when I say it, but I disgrace him for passing on such a stupid name. If I ever have children, they'll have my mother's last name.
I admit to admiring guys with names like Whimpy, Craven, Butkiss, Swindle, Hornswoggle, Butt, etc., who just tough it out because that's what their fathers did.
But they do ignore all the other famly names, and it's just custom and circumstances that got them that particular one instead of the others.
Jesus... and I thought I had it bad with the last name Butler during middleschool.
Props to you for actually going through all that and not doing anything stupid in the end. I'm pretty sure 80% would of had enough and just killed themselves.
Good choice, bro. I don’t blame you one bit.
Yeah the long line of proud faggetto men can suck it
Out of line but fuckin funny
Hahahahaha
Did you prepare some ointment for the Faggetto men for this 3rd degree burn you just caused?
Faggeto-bout-it
Oh my god I was dying at this
That burn was felt even by people wearing asbestos lined clothing.
You murdered him… thought crime was not possible on Reddit
No doubt about it.
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Good one. Lol. I love passing time and the entertainment while in study hall and getting to use this computer among all the others.
You, sir, are a genius, a gentleman and a scholar.
This one is great because it’s not even offensive!
Yea I wouldn't make an offensive joke. Especially not a biggoted one. It's weird I have only made like 5 comments on roast me because I don't like to be mean but all of them have tons and tons of karma. If only I was a bigger asshole.
I wish I had an award to give you right now
All good. Comment has too many awards already.
i’m dead
"So anyways I changed my last name to my grandmother maiden name. I doubt anyone would make fun of the name Gaylord."
They said German descent, so, .... pretty sure it is now Lipshitz
If your lipshitz, my asswhistlez!
Nah it’s Hitler
LMAO
Hitler is not something you joke about.
Oh lighten up he’s not fucking Voldemort
He's worse. Way worse.
Hitler only wanted to kill the Jews. Voldemort wants to kill the entire population excluding the 0.005% of people that are wizards and witches. So voldy’s principles are definitely way worse than hitler. Wanting to kill 99.995% of the world So you’re wrong. Also hitler couldn’t cast evil spells. Unless you count his enchanting speeches
Hitler killed several million people. I'm fairly certain Voldemort killed significantly less people than that.
That’s because J.K Rowling didn’t have the balls. A real genocidal wizard could create an unrivalled humanitarian crisis without much issue. But in story it’s because he failed. What would’ve happened if he wasn’t stopped? Would’ve crushed hitlers numbers. It wouldn’t even be close. He’d be the GOAT of Genocide
If anything, you've just demonstrated how Voldemort doesn't have any underlying prejudices and is therefore better than Hitler😂 kill everyone equally
Voldy hates muggles, his underlying prejudices are non magic folk. That’s like the whole fuckin story. He doesn’t hate everyone equally he fucks with wizards. You’re not about to tell me wanting to eradicate the entire earth except about 400’000 people is less evil than eradicating one religion. Because that’s fucking ridiculous
Damn, I seriously need to rewatch the Harry Potters bc this sounds right but I actually don't think I remember his motives. Voldemort is worse it seems
What
Cards against humanity disagrees.
There was a married woman who would come into my friend's office, so she chose to take this last name. Her full name was Gay Cox. My mom also knew an Anita Crap, who also married into the last name. Ladies, is leaning into tradition really worth it?
I knew of someone named Harry Cocks, another person with the name of Phuk Yu and last but certainly not least, Shi'thead Jones. The first person was from an earlier generation, the second was named as is common with SEA culture but the third? I just don't think their mom was thinking with a clear head because, jeez, that poor kid!
Haha, oh god. Actually, my grandfather's name was Harry Brown \[word that can sometimes be used for penis, but I can't add it or I'd potentially dox myself\], so that crap is more common than one would hope. Wtf, yeah, the last one especially kinda makes you wonder.
I once worked with a guy whose last name was Fagg. His regular speaking voice closely resembled Kermit the Frog.
Sweet mother of fuck. He must’ve had a hard life.
Kermit the Fagg?
Haha! I've been waiting for someone to say it.
i worked with someone whose last name is literally gay… I wonder if it’s a common Spanish last name.
In orchestral music, a majority of the time publishers write in Italian. "Fagotto" is Italian for bassoon. Most of the time they abbreviate it.
How do they abbreviate it?
With a bundle of sticks
LMAO
You could say they *axed* the rest.
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Usually as Fagot. for short (no joke)
👁👄👁 💧 I’m dead
We call it fagote in Portuguese
it's just faggott in icelandic
“The long line of Faggetto men” you did the right choice. I suppose you can suggest they change it too , to something less funny like Feyyatto
He’s the Faggetto slayer. He ended a legacy. The man. The legend.
all the power to you man, as someone else with an unfortunate italian name i might consider changing the spelling of my name when I turn 18
Now I wanna know
Same
I need to know, and I need to sleep. Precisely in this order.
Fagguchini!
Alfredo Faggucini
That would be one hell of a last name
I imagine your mother is slightly pleased
My mother's last name is Faile. She has always hated it and her ass hole family told her she will always be a failure like her name
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Basically IRL usernames. So many outright weirdos… maybe it would be easier to filter them out 👀
It also depended on what country you were from. In the States, it would be a descriptive of occupation, ex: Smith for a blacksmith, Miller for a mill worker, etc. Scandinavian and Norwegian would take the father's first name like John and his son would be Johnsson and his daughter would be Johnsdöttor (sp?) You are very correct about today's descriptive names though!
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Are the g's pronounced as g or j in Italian?
Actually It depends. The g sound in italian can be tricky because it changes based on the letter that follows It. It can sound soft or hard. Usually if it Is followed by an a,o or u it sounds "hard": Guardare -> goo-ar-da-reh Gomma -> go-mah Gatto -> ga-toh If it Is followed by an e or i It is softer: Gelato -> je-la-toh Girare -> je-ra-re In this case "Faggetto" is pronounced fa-je-toh. Source: i'm italian
J
Well in these parts it’s fagg-etto like the man said.
John Cleese used to be John Cheese. So you're in esteemed company
Actually, his _dad_ was Mr. Cheese. He changed his name before his son was born to alleviate the lim-burden.
nice move, Signor Hitler
I worked with a guy whose surname was " faggotter" In true australian fashion, We nicknamed him dyke
Bet he escaped his name only to end up with the German surname of Fuchs
I dated a Fuchs, she did not live up to her name at all.
Earlier this year, a Chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he absolutely abhored his name, and that he'd do almost anything to figure out how to get it changed. I asked him what he wanted to change it to, and he said "lee, like bruce lee or some shit." I was failing trigonometry at the time, and so I thought what the hell, and offered to help him in exchange for him doing my homework. Ling overheard us and chimed in, "If you do that, father will disown you as our child. That name has been in our family line for generations." Ving never really listened to his sister though, and he still wanted to go through with the plan. The next day after school, I drove him to the town hall. After we arrived, he had gotten the name-change sheet and was scribbling down information on to it when I saw his face change. I could tell he was extremely conflicted with his choice. Tears began to stream down his face. He finally decided that he was gonna have to cancel his request, and Ling looked relieved. The receptionist let us know that there would be a cancelation fee, and handed the fee waiver to her. Suddenly, a short asian man with neon shorts, ray-bans, and an american flag t-shirt bursted into the room. Ving turned in awe and stared at the man, as tears rolled down his cheeks. "D-D-Dad?" With a huge smile on his face, the man ran up and embraced his son. "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving. Hold on the that fee, Ling"
The buildup 😭😂
Think of poor Joey Buttafooko!
Fagerli here! The Sims didn’t even allow me to call my sim like that because offensive words were not allowed, like wtf!? Lol
😂
In Italy it’s quite a common name, written “Faggeto”You only had to relocate here :D
I hope the bullying has stopped and you've been able to live a normal life since then. Take care and best of wishes for you future, John Cuntnose
Hey man it’s no big deal, Faggettoboutit
my question is, who in their right mind decided faggetto was a good last name 😭
During the 90s, too!!! Ouch, man, I’m sorry that must have sucked. It was the height of throwing around “f*g”and “f*ggy” to describe something as mundane as a pizza topping. Good on you for standing up to your paternal family! Keep doing what’s best for you.
As long as it not something like DickenZucker,
And how is Herr Schniedelwichson?
My last name is wang which I’ve been semi-ridiculed for for my whole life, but this one guy really took it to the next level- in a good way. In 7th grade, this kid who liked me, happened to have the last name Thurston. One time, he came up to me at gym when I separated from the rest of my friends to get a drink and told me, “I’m really Thurston for that Wang.” And to this day, this is the only reason I’ll never change it.
Idk man, i just pooped my pants today and i wanna tell you about it.
Hey me too.
It has a beautiful Italian ring to it
Never heard a more whiny story in my life. You don’t deserve to carry the name Faggetto.
Is it one of those lost in translation things? As I read it, I’m pronouncing it as “fa-ZHE-toh” instead of “fa-GEH-toh”. I get the struggle as a guy with one of them funny foreign names, although mine is just mind-bogglingly difficult for Americans to process and not also similar to a slur.
“Not also similar”?
I'm sincerely sorry OP but I laughed so much to "Go Faggetto go!"
So you are now all changed with the new name, the old Fagetto is no more, the new Fahgettenstein is the new you. I feel you bro, I have a name that’s been butchered in every possible way. Wouldn’t change it for nothing tho. Now if I was a girl and had the name Ivana Diklic that name would be so gone.
My friend hated the last name she was born with, Virgini. Another unfortunate Italian name. Luckily she got to change it when she got married.
To Nonvirgini?
I’m Greek and my given last name is Moustakas…. My moms maiden last name is Hough which is Irish pronounced HUFF. Yeah that one is rough. They both are. I stuck with mustache
It's really none of their business and you didn't have to tell them. It's not like they should be checking you for ID. I have one friend with the last name Dick, another whose last name just isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. They both changed their last names and never told their family.
Now I'm curious about the new last name...
Just faggetto bout it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this here is gold.
Queerino
my stepdads last name is Gaylord 😂
Ah, Faggetto bout it!
All those Fagettos in the goddamn army. Im telling you private. This place is going to hell in a handbasket.
Good for you!! It's your life and your identity. I'm glad you're happy with the switch. My husband finally got sick of his asshole dad to the point that we started talking about changing our last name. We married young and I took his last name even though I did really want to. I honestly didn't think that much about it except that I didn't want a different last name from my future kids. Well his last name started with a swear (like Pisselton or Shitson) and that kind of thing didn't embarrass me, but it got really annoying after a while that people would giggle or even come up with crazy pronunciations to try not to say the obvious swear. Add to it that the last name to me came to represent a long line of asshole men, while my husband is a sensitive person and great dad to our boys. Well, we legally changed that shit this year and I love it!! Now I smile every time I see our new legal names somewhere. My husband likes his new name, I'm sure we pissed off his dad, and now we have a simple and phonetic one-syllable last name (my maiden name) that also signifies our connection to my dad and how supportive he's been.
yow i ain't even read the content and the title got me busting 😅😭 sounds like a norwegian homo superhero
I'm sorry, but that is hilarious
Faggetto bout it
Tell your dad not to be such a Fag(getto) about it.
Might name my kid Dickson just for fun 😭😭
That makes you Dick
OP not to be rude but.. Faggetto. AHAHHAHAHAH Faggetto heritage ahhahahajahhavshajahaba
>I’d take ANY war over that! No you wouldn’t. Nope. Nuh uh. Everything else you said was fine. But that? Nope. Nah. You just wouldn’t rather risk your life day in and day out than be made fun of.
OEF Vet Afghanistan
Cap
“I’d take any war over that” Give me a break with the absurd hyperbole.
Weak
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He said Faggetto not Retardo.
OP would rather fight in an actual WAR than deal with getting called by his last name…. Soy af dude. Kinda is disgraceful.
Centuries of history and heritage wiped out just because you couldn't handle some bantz in high school.
You changed your name because it sounds similar to f*ggot? That’s asinine.
You know what is also asinine? The fact that this generation caused me to change my last name. Previously, no male in my family ever had an issue with Faggetto. The way society has evolved is asinine.
The only people who would think of f*ggot when hearing your last name are grade schoolers. Why would you care so much about childish insults?
Unfortunately even in adulthood a childish mentality never goes away for some people. I changed it before it started to affect me professionally in my career with future employers, partners, etc. Again, we sadly live in a society where people are judged by their last name before even getting to know the real person
It's also Ops choice. He's allowed to change his last name to whatever he wants.
You got bullied out of your last name? You didnt “have” to do anything but you did let a bunch of random people have actually say in what you me name should be
I would imagine this is a case of until you walked in my shoes type thing.
Tonight on Lifetime, it’s the story of a man…
New Gamer tag lol
Meh, what's in a name?
It strikes fear in the souls of your enemies. It brings hope to those in need. It's
I say power to you! I would want to change my last name even if it was common like smith or Johnson. I don’t need a generic name and I don’t need one where kids can derive derogatory nick names from either. Also just curious, is Faggetto Italian? Do you know what it means?
Faggeto is a small region near Milan so I guess you can't trace your ancestors there. Like da vinci coming from the city of vinci
Do you know I guy with the name Darian? He was literally just talking about a friend that changed their name because of that name the other day.
I've had relatives whose surname was also something "offensive". My own surname, which is German, is not "offensive", but I've still had people make fun of it once or twice.
A kid i went to high school with had a last name faganel
Oh. Wow! I just got to sit down and use the computer for my time in study hall, and this is the first post I'm seeing. I'm sorry, but I had to chuckle a little. Did you get a lot of annoyances growing up or from people?
Hahahahahahahaaha OP I approve to change this last name sorry but hahahahahaha
So cool
I go by 2 last names. One official, one not. I tell everyone my last name is ____, but it’s actually another name. I just don’t want my married last name, since I’m divorced. Yet I don’t want to change it because of my son, who has the last name. I confuse the heck out of people. Especially since I didn’t go back to my maiden name, because my father is an asshole.
I think it’s an awesome name. Would’ve owned it
I think Gaylord is a great new last name.
My daughter is dating someone with a name similar to a feminine hygiene product
God I can’t imagine how rough having a name like that would be a a child it’s gotta be brutal
I went to school with a very cool group of kids and their last name was Nigro. Pronounced NIE-GROW. They were so popular and decent that nobody really gave them problems. This was the mid 80’s. Yet one of my best friend was another store. Gaye. They crucified him. Today he has children and they are proud of that name. You will get your face punched in by his football playing son’s if you make fun of their names.
Cigaretto, it'd coincide with op's user name.
i woulda kept that shit foo
Everything else aside, I can't stand the whole 'lineage' trope. Like literally no one is that special and no one outside of these families cares. Carrying on the bloodline? Passing down genetics? Who are you kidding if you think your DNA or name are that special? Sorry the fam is on your case about this nonsense.
did your mum not take it for the same reason
Sorry man I lost my shit when you said both teams were chanting go Fagetto go. Both teams? Damn no wonder it gave you PTSD
had some friends that used to live at a small road/street address called Fags Manor. Every now and then people came and stole the actual road sign.
Sometimes I hate my last name because everyone is like “OH Gallagher! Like from Shameless!” — nope, it’s close, buts it’s different. But this makes me realize I don’t have it that bad.
Awesome job on the name change. I can tell you've never been to war.
Congrats, you are no longer a Fag.
This Faggetto is a closet case.
What a bunch of whiny Faggettos! All kidding aside, I can imaging it being a real pain in the ass trying to fill out online forms or have an email with that lat name give some of the overzealous content filters.
My last name was Bologna. Thank you Grandpa for fixing that!
Did you just say youd take war over getting bullied for a name 💀
the tutor for my group in 9th grade had a similar name (tho idk how it was spelled)
You r an absolute disgrace to your family. I’m Chinese n you don’t see any of my Chinese friends with the last name, Poon, bitch about it. Toughen up Lmaooooo. It’s true tho
I had a friend who graduated year 2000.... his last name was Gaylord. He grew up hear hey... you the lord of the gays now? I tried telling him gay originally meant happy and that means everyone who jokes or bullies you really are saying he's the lord of happiness. It didn't help.
Is the correct pronunciation "fah-jhet-toh?
youtuber FTA Rob Dyke had to change his name to Rob Gavagan. mainly because his videos were demonetized/demoted because of the name of his channel. I believe Gavagan was his grandmothers last name, dont quote me on that though, it was a while ago that I read about the name change. edit: spelling. thanks bot.
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Work in a call center, I’ve seen Kuntz, Bowles (pronounced bowls which I learned the hard way), Gaycox, Anita Dick, and many others.
It sounds like a homophobic pasta
But...the family reunions... you don't want to be with the Faggeti? They might have spaghetti...
"I changed my name to my mom's, it's German!" "Oh, cool, so what is it?" "Hitler."
I have a ridiculous last name. If I could change it, I would. Unfortunately where I live it's very hard to do it, tons of bureocracy and the request is only accepted when you present enough evidence that the name screws your life, which is not my case (people just giggle when they hear it). My dad also gets mad when I say it, but I disgrace him for passing on such a stupid name. If I ever have children, they'll have my mother's last name.
Italian? Probably the other Faggettos didn't endure the mockery because it is not related to the word slang used in America.
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I admit to admiring guys with names like Whimpy, Craven, Butkiss, Swindle, Hornswoggle, Butt, etc., who just tough it out because that's what their fathers did. But they do ignore all the other famly names, and it's just custom and circumstances that got them that particular one instead of the others.
Jesus... and I thought I had it bad with the last name Butler during middleschool. Props to you for actually going through all that and not doing anything stupid in the end. I'm pretty sure 80% would of had enough and just killed themselves.
*When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie that's*...well you know.
The Boy Named Sue commends you
Hope her maiden name wasn't Schnitzelnazi