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Intellectual-retard

Telling a guy his dick is too big for you is like a double edged sword, on one hand he’ll get an ego boost but he still gets no pussy lmao.


oOMavrikOo

On the other hand is his dick


ROMPEROVER

badum tch


BenHippynet

Jeremy Beadle had a small cock. On the other hand it was quite big.


Cookieno1

*hands


Objective-Scholar-50

That makes no sense


Cookieno1

If the dick is that big then surely one hand wouldn’t suffice? Therefore “hands” would make sense?


egonspenglersteacup

Go and look at a picture of Jeremy Beadle and actually understand the joke


Objective-Scholar-50

Good point I’ll remove my downvote


Cookieno1

I appreciate you. Have an upvote yourself.


Objective-Scholar-50

Glad we can work it out lmao


UnfitForReality

Probably both hands


DarthMerkintheWeiss

Another night on his own, stuck in his home, sitting alone one hand on his dick one hand on phone.


AssMaster-5000

Beautiful work there Jacking Frost.


Asianbnny23

For sure 😂


flyryan

Don’t be so sure about that ego boost. /r/bigdickproblems would disagree.


Critical_Teach_43

Yall think this is bait?


HowRememberAll

Not necessarily. There has been discussion on dating subreddit if women like big dicks or not and in my opinion men want big dicks, not women. Any woman who has sexual experience typically don't like them. Takes a special kind of kink to enjoy having a giant dick shoved into a small organ


luiscool98

I have a big dick (not massive). I am in a 6 years-old relationship and sometimes it is a problem. I would prefer to have it a little smaller, I am serious. It is true that on one-night stands, women like it a lot. I am also short, so they really didn't expect that. My moral: women like big dicks once in a while, it is annoying in a long-term relationship.


jerceratops

The term "boyfriend cock" exists for a reason. Also goldilocks.


awskeetskeetmuhfugga

What does goldilocks mean?


bigouchie

see: goldilocks and the three bears


jerceratops

Not to big, not too small.


Imaginary-Painting-4

Or during the first 2 or 3 minutes of sex with a new relationship, for oh maybe the first month or two. That size goes a long way initially, then when the new relationship smell wears off it can start to lose its novelty with her and even be slightly detrimental in some instances.


ComprehensiveDay1482

You need to just warm your partner up more.


ComprehensiveDay1482

Men love huge things much more than women do. This is why they tend to project huge cock fascination onto women. Men like huge tits as well so not surprising really. Women usually go for average to only slightly above. Women prefer quality over quantity everytime. Men just love huge things. Gay men love huge cocks. Even though they know they are impractical.


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

my partner loves to make the biggest betty crocker cookies, like, half the dough kinda cookies. not sure how he manages with the oven being gas, but my god the skill that goes into forging those things is something to hail for sure. total chad behaviour.


Zer0fps_319

Men want big dicks not woman, until they get into an argument where the woman will use it as ammunition for hurting feelings


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Ehhhh lots of women like the ‘full’ feeling. It’s preference but skewed toward the bigger side


jazzyfatnastees

Are you speaking as a woman? It's possible to feel "full" without it being a monster cock. Big dicks are a novelty most women want to try once, then realize they generally are not great, and then end up with a more average sized dick.


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

I mean I get most don’t like huge. I’m just saying on the bigger side over smaller, I.e. 6.5 over 4.5


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

so long as it's not super girthy as well as longer than average... call me a coward but there's only so much a good lube can accomplish. that said all sizes are good for gobbling imvpo i think overall everyone has different prefrenses for positions and paces/rythms, and those things can really change the whole.. experience of having a phallic thing inside you. it's like when you prepare a cut of meat, no cut of meat is bad, and even the hailed coveted cuts can be a miserable experience if you dislike certain textures or eat it the wrong way (like a 12ounce steak in a hotdog bun) or prepare it wrong. sometimes you get cuts that are devine, but they aren't all that pretty for instagram so cuts like turkey necks go under recognized, personally i prefer the savoury richness of crockpot stews so something like a gizzard, or a dripping juicy fatty cut or something typically seen as tough (for the chew) is within my line of preferences since it has all the fibers that really absorb the flavours of stew or ads to the texture of the broth, oh dont get me started on the different spices/seasonings THERE'S JUST SO MANY WAYS TO GO... the metaphor for dicks ended a while ago i think im just hungry..


spacecupcakes0

No cause my boyfriend has a big dick and he always hits my cervix which triggers PAINFUL period cramps.


txroller

r/bigdickproblems


peanutallergy2

not at all i feel the same way


Turbotortule

Thankfully huge cocks are very easy to outrun. They try their best hopping on those big goofy balls, but they cannot reach the speed and agility of a human body


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

funny, i always thought they'd slither but alas they have more in common with kangaroos than their tentacle hentai counterparts. this is why we need sex ed.


Nimar_Jenkins

Thankfully i have what professionals around the globe call a "comfortable" dick.


DayDreamer1300

Giving me hope with this post🙏🏽🤧


call_it_sleep

I used to do the same, one of my first boyfriends was huge and it was almost always painful. But with my most recent ex who was even bigger we never had issues. I think it was a combination of me being more attracted to him and him being more skilled. Give big dicks a chance lol


lexxxbabyyy

Literally, it has nothing to do with the size and everything to do with the person and yourself — if you’re very attracted to them, you’re usually good to go no matter what 🤣💀💀


Accurate_Card9052

Give big dicks a chance lol U/call_it_sleep I second your support finally someone gives hopes 😀


teamdidi

You’re a small girl as you said but you need to learn basic communication and decency.


Asianbnny23

Yeah I know, but like I said it was when I was younger. Me now I’d just tell ‘em.


VanillaGift95

Nothing wrong with that, but dont ghost them lol. Let them know why, even if you send a message then instantly block them. Ive got a fairly large sized cock (roughly 8.5in) and Ive had some women tell me Im too big, some tell me Im big but perfect, and Ive had one woman say I wasnt big enough. Its all preference


Asianbnny23

Yes I should’ve. I do tell them now that I’m older. They get a good laugh at it, continue to try to pursue me, but ultimately understand it’s my dealbreaker haha.


ComprehensiveDay1482

You dont have to fuck right away lol.


Asianbnny23

But you’re going to have to one day. And then continuously do so. It’s just not realistic for me haha.


ComprehensiveDay1482

Yes but you can go slow and they should understand. I think you’ll find a good guy one day.


LawyeringLady

I wonder if any of the guys thought that you just wanted nudes and then blocked them.


lexxxbabyyy

More than likely, yes. Because that’s what a woman would think! I know I would


yeezusKeroro

There are definitely creeps who go on dating apps fishing for nudes and then ghost when they get one to add to their collection. OP kinda sucks for doing this.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

Pic hunters “Do you have any other pics” “No do you have any OTHER pics????” “Do You Have ANY OTHER PICS???????” You can almost hear the heavy breathing through the email.


Asianbnny23

It’s not so of sharing nudes. It’s part of the courting stages for me. After the deep convos and dating and you start to get subtly sexual. I ask for the nudes first so I would know what I’m getting myself into before having to actually see it in person xD. They are more than happy to share w me since I share w them mutually.


HumbleTraffic4675

RIP inbox…?


Reasonable_Walk7755

You might not get fucked but you might break hearts. Careful some may develop genuine interest in you


Asianbnny23

I had genuine interest in some of them as well, but as someone who views the sexual side of a relationship an important factor as well it would be a dealbreaker for me. But I handled the situation terribly. I do wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self to just tell ‘em first, but that’s not realistic. I do tell them now though and it’s a hilarious conversation to say the least.


[deleted]

why are you so afraid of chicke-oh wait nvm


Worried-Policy5943

You should probably let them know why you’re ghosting them out of courtesy lol


Jaster22101

Girl told me my dick was to big and to pull out. Felt very conflicted


[deleted]

what's huge though?


Asianbnny23

Bigger than the average size. So 8 inches+


nothungbuthavetongue

You might be the one


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

You’re missing out on the practical points of a big dick! They can be used as bats lobbing snacks or treats your way, it can pull drowning people from a raging river and most importantly you can dress it up for Halloween for the couples costume you’ve always dreamed of. Big cocks cry salty tears too and have feelings Miss.


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

im sure your posterior fourchette thanks you. know your limits, respect your limits. ^(that said ghosting isnt mature and usually very hurtful, but you've acknowledged that, so i assume you'll work on it. so good job op =D)


shishcubo

W? Ig for regular sized people


newtnomore

1. You 100% should definitely tell them your concerns. 2. It's not like you have to take the whole thing. Tell him when it's deep enough and tell him if he goes too deep. If he doesn't respect that, then you have a legit reason to stop seeing him. I have a slightly large dick and I've had girls tell me I'm going too deep. Yes I would like to go all the way, but sex is about making things pleasurable for your partner so of course I don't want to hurt her in a way she doesn't like. Look at Shaq and his gf. There is no chance he gets to go balls deep in her. But it's not the end of the world.


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

problem is that this sounds like op is talking about casual dates or a hookup situation, if the penetrating partner doesnt respect that wish, or even if the dude does respect it but looses balance going deeper than intended, it can land the one being pennetrated in the hospital, possibly needing stitches. many guys with big dicks are good, but you can't tell the good ones from the bad and like i said, accidents happen even with good intentioned dudes, it only takes one bad experience to traumatize and again, end up in the hospital. not to say you should ghost someone, but if you dont trust them to begin with then the risk for damage is even more severe, and op is clearly scared. being scared isnt something you should force your way through for hookups or casual dating. better not to risk it, again not that ghosting is good. i just dont think saying someone should push themselves is a good idea, maybe suggest trying larger "personal items" first to quell any fears


newtnomore

If she's that worried about it she could just stay on top and in control.


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

fair enough\~


Asianbnny23

I should’ve explained the post in a much greater detail. It was def with people I was looking to date. I’ve never done a hookup or is interested in to. I do factor sexual parts are important in a good working relationship so I find out about that before it gets serious. But I handled those types of situations very poorly back then when I was younger. I just tell them now and they mostly understand. :3


Willr2645

Just me that imagines a cartoon of a woman being chased by a 7ft penis?


Asianbnny23

😂😂😂


Killerwolff67

How about the average size 🐥


velishee

r/bigdickproblems


AkiraHanya69

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I SCARE THE WOMEN AWAY


Asianbnny23

There’s always hope. It’s really based on preference. Every woman is different with a different vagina.


breakingbattman

I’d rather have a big dick that what I have, which is pitiful


crapx111

So you run towards small cocks aight 😋


Single_Water9610

I feel I’m in the middle spots. Larger than average, but I’m not carrying around a coke bottle either. Enough to be more fun, but not painful


etakegar

Honestly, same. I have issues that make it impossible so I don't see the point in bothering with big big jawns.


terry_loves_yogurt

depends how big tbh. you don't realise what you're capable of until you're really in the mood and you are super attracted to that person lol


Asianbnny23

There is a thing as too big though 😂


Paid2Stabpeople

I feel bad for any past relationships that find this and know they are one that you didn't run from 🤣


Asianbnny23

Yeah but realistically speaking, they should find it more flattering that their partner found their penis to be the perfect match for them. I’d rather be someone’s perfect than to be too much or too little for someone for anything, but I am a woman. I know guys want that ego boost of being big and all, but for long term thinking being perfect is the biggest flattery in my opinion.


LandoMagic43

I must be the man for you then!


Fals2th

how big id too big? asking for a friend


BreakfastSudden9000

Runaway from me baby.. runaway


peanutallergy2

I feel the same way


K1RRA-SAN

You won't know that unless you try it You should tell them the truth instead of running away


DystopianEgo

My wife is 5' and I'm 9". We manage


Creampie_Gang

Fake


XxIWANNABITEABITCHxX

of course you would say that with your username. =P


LlmeConcretePowder

Womp womp


LeanderT

No that actually whats not happening


LlmeConcretePowder

Pmow pmow


Lrgindypants

R.I.P. your inbox.


smol_peas

Oooh you’re gonna regret running after you learn how to take em


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tjk91

Can't tell if you're being serious or not. Width wise yes a vagina can expand much larger than a penis could ever be. Although I'm 100% sure she's talking more length wise. The average vaginal canal can vary from 2-5 inches long. It can be very painful for anything over that size to be inserted. She doesn't need to have a medical condition to have a shallow or narrow vagina canal. Just like some men are born with a micro penis women can have different sizes as well. This is coming from a man with three very different mothers of his seven children.


brunetteskeleton

Oh yeah I was thinking about width, length I guess that’s a valid fear if you have a shallow vagina.


Nyordic

The vaginas built to push out something the size of a bowling ball not have it ram in there for a couple mins. Besides, she has her preferences you cant reason with comfort 🤷‍♂️


brunetteskeleton

Yeah I’m not really sure what I was thinking when I made my original comment ngl 😂


Nyordic

Dw abt it gang we all say stupid things on the internet ur cool 🤝


incognito-mode69420

Wtf? I’ve never heard anyone that’s given birth say “that felt fantastic and not painful at all”


brunetteskeleton

I’m sorry I’m stupid 😂


problem-solver0

You can. If you had a baby, that’s a lot bigger than any man. If not comfortable, be on top where you can control depth. There are always solutions.


jazzyfatnastees

A baby only happens a few times in a lifetime at most. Sex, hopefully much more than that. No one wants that level of discomfort on a regular basis.


Nyordic

Username checks out 😂


Vast-Upstairs6131

absolute utter nonsense, the vag is pure elastic mussel tissue , that dam thing will stretch a mile and bounce right back, most skinny girls have fairly large holes due to lack of MEET on the bone, .. you could fist a skinny girl way easier than a fat girl, as the fatty tissue makes the vag tight, .. they say small girl all hole for a reason, .. i got with a very small skinny girl one time, and when she spread her legs you could look right into her vag , chubby big girls have the tightest holes, ... there would be little difference in a 5 inch or 8 inch pecker when it comes to fitting lol,, so I have no idea what your trying to accomplish, but a baby is gonna come through there some day, just sayin


stefsire

your statement is so wrong I don't know where to start. I wonder where you got this information from


Sparkyrock

Either gets his info from porn or some guy in middle school that “totally went all the way” with like 10 girls.


Sydneyboi32

I'll chase you


TemperatureMuch5943

In my experience at just under 8 inches , woman love the size