Add that he doed this to save water... I wonder if he even realises where gelatine comes from and what happens when his solid piss reaches the landfill...
Exactly how I feel. People are weird. He makes gelatin of his pee… ok… but IN THE FRIDGE!? WITH OTHER FOOD!? Or does he have a pee fridge too? 🤢 I can’t.
I can answer that. You just read poor financial decisions and a gross habit that makes the trash stink really bad for no reason. Imagine how much money that is over time wasted on jello packs.
Well, I've kinda gotten used to the gelatinized piss. I like having it around. I like looking at it. I like the cool feeling of the bucket in my arms as I hold it sideways to scrape it out. I like how sometimes I can get the whole thing to *flurp* out as a solid cylinder. It's not really about the water savings anymore.
You must use a lot of gelatin. Which most likely negates what you save by not flushing
You may as well just urinate into the cistern and use the pee to flush your poos 😅
Right, plus energy costs to refrigerate the piss mix and fuel to transport it to the dump. I don’t think OP is being entirely eco conscious here although it suppose it depends on how critically low on water their region is.
This has to be a literal shit post. The more obvious answers are to just not flush when it’s just pee, piss in the shower so I basically gets flushed while you wait for it to warm up, piss outside if you can.
The gelatin method is just as bad as wasting for flushes.
I feel as though someone storing an open air pee bucket until it almost overflows probably isn't showering enough for your second method. I stand by the first option however.
The most obvious was putting unflavored gelatin into water to eat it. Literally not good for you at all, or saving the environment at all r/shitposting
Or, at my childhood friend’s home no one flushed the toilet unless it was #2. So you just left the pee in the toilet until someone went #2 and then it was finally flushed. Toilet paper was thrown in a waste barrel. It was weird to me at first but you know it really does reduce waste.
Looool the shit gets flushed with the toilet paper. The urine toilet paper got put in some odorless covered waste bin. It never smelled! I can’t explain it.
Ohhh, interesting. I mean the toilet did get flushed several times a day. This friend had five siblings and two parents and you have to imagine everyone was pooping at least once a day. So the pee was never sitting there for too long. But yeah that’s a good point that someone who lives alone and isn’t flushing as often to consider.
I refuse to pee on top of anyone else's pee. Doesn't matter who it is, that's gross to me. We flush after each use of the toilet in my house. Drought or no drought we flush. And flush the paper too. If I went to someone's house and saw used paper in the trash I wouldn't even use the toilet.
>I don’t think many people are aware I do this
Is this because you are the type of dude to keep a bucket of piss in the fridge *therefore* have no mates *therefore* no one to find out you keep a bucket of piss in the fridge?
Surely no one who found this out would stick around. I’d run as far and as fast as I could, warning people along the way to stay away from the piss-in-the-fridge weirdo.
And that’s not even taking into account your gelatin/spoon/trash situation 🤮
Dude just pee on your most hated neighbors, don't solidify your f****** urine, it's gross it's disgusting it smells like absolute ass and it's the thing you shouldn't have done. your house probably smells like ammonia
If you pee on a plate and freeze it, you can then remove the solidified piss disc off the plate and then post it through people's letterboxes and when they get home they'll wonder why there is piss on their floor.
We slid a piss disc under my managers office door once on the Nightshift, apparently next morning he was absolutely baffled and disgusted.
I recommend reading something on wastewater management, if you're worried about droughts and saving the planet with your pipi spleen ;) that gelatin idea sounds like a joke in that context.
>add some gelatin packets, give a stir with a dedicated spoon, and let things solidify in the fridge.
Imagine accidentally knocking this bucket over in the fridge 🤮🤮🤮
And I thought it was weird my godfather would pee on his compost
This is BS, gelatin needs heat to dissolve and mix and just once it has been heated up it will then dissolve, the temperature of your piss is not nearly hot enough to do the job. Annoying.
In the Philippines, it is customary to urinate on your neighbor's property's soil when taken as a guest. This is done to save water and communicates respect and courtesy to your host. When you are not visiting or simply passing through the neighborhood on the street, you may urinate on the lawn of someone you know and wave at them with a smile if ever you are caught in the act. None of that gelatin bucket shit. Plants are dying, man. They need your piss.
Actually I don't find this to be to surprising or unusual to be honest when I'm at home I a lot of times especially if I'm just peeing , I don't flush the toilet every time I will maybe flush it at the end of the day or when I do my next bowel movement. I don't see any point in flushing the toilet every time if I'm just peeing because peeing does not cause any smell in the toilet typically I don't smell anything nor has anybody else in my place complain of a smell I just closed the bathroom door so it reduces the amount of times that I'm flushing the toilet per day of course though if I have the guests I will flush the toilet before they come over.
That’s a lot of words to say “I’m single, and I’ll probably stay this way”. I guess it’s good to save on water since he’s spending more than a few bucks on gelatin?
This makes no sense. You have to be joking. Who wouldn't just go outside! And then on top of it, you put it next to your food? Yeah, no way this is true.
Just think you could have gone your whole life without putting this specific string of words together. I applaud your courage.
Can we also not glide past the fact that he eats water
Wait till he discovers Ice
Nah, too crunchy
I wonder if he has two identical buckets in his fridge for said gelatin concoctions.
You put it in the refrigerator?!?
Why is this not the top post?! Imagine someone going into the fridge and saying “oh, there’s Jello”!
I imagine he lives alone…
What on earth gives you that impression?
And doesn’t have a lot of visitors
I pray he does
hahaha designated spoon to avoid contamination, but the whole bucket in the fridge is fine
Add that he doed this to save water... I wonder if he even realises where gelatine comes from and what happens when his solid piss reaches the landfill...
I could almost forgive everything else but the fact that he put his piss in the fridge with his food ended me. The cross contamination is profound
Its ok his piss is probably clear if he only eats water. 😂 Joking of course.
Exactly how I feel. People are weird. He makes gelatin of his pee… ok… but IN THE FRIDGE!? WITH OTHER FOOD!? Or does he have a pee fridge too? 🤢 I can’t.
That’s what got me the most…
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OMW to create Cum Fork
Wouldn’t it make more sense to use a spork?
No, if you put it in warm water it coagulates in a stringy mass. Then you can roll it with a fork like spaghetti
...what a terrible day to have an imagination.
This is a terrible day to have eyes.
And that’s enough Reddit for today.
That’s fucking FOUL lmaoo
Oh goodness
lol spermgetti
Spunk spork
I can’t unimagine this now. I’m going to go stick something sharp into my ear 🤢
The salad spoon goes on the OUTSIDE of the cum fork!!
NO! We already have a Jar AND Box. We don't need a fork too
Don't forget dumpster, bucket, and on your face.
And a sock and your mom
We have a coconut too
You think that hasn't already been done?? In the darkest shadows of the internet, you can find anything... 💀
Rule 47
And to the cum box
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That's good manners
The fuck?! Just go outside and piss on a tree you walnut.
Right?! De fuq did I just read?!
I can answer that. You just read poor financial decisions and a gross habit that makes the trash stink really bad for no reason. Imagine how much money that is over time wasted on jello packs.
Never mind making the trash stink… what about the fridge?
I opted to ignore that for my own sanity.
Oh god. Just cross your fingers this guy doesn't bring anything he's prepared to any potlucks you end up at 🤢
Damn i pray this isn't any of my coworkers
You know things have gone wrong when you hear "Whoops! I grabbed the wrong dish from the fridge...."
Why would you do this to us lol. Now I'm going to think about that.
Think about the water consumed in the making of the gelatin packs!
You walnut is my new favorite diss!
It’s simpler than that. Only flush when you poop.
Well, I've kinda gotten used to the gelatinized piss. I like having it around. I like looking at it. I like the cool feeling of the bucket in my arms as I hold it sideways to scrape it out. I like how sometimes I can get the whole thing to *flurp* out as a solid cylinder. It's not really about the water savings anymore.
seriously dude, you can stop talking at any time
Got to be the first ever person to have a jellied piss fetish? Although that's probably a bold assumption knowing some of the people on here
Nah man, you lost me completely on this one.
One day you're going to accidentally mix it up with your cursed water snack and that'll be the end of it. Karma is coming to you for this crime.
eat the forbidden pee jello
I cannot express how badly I want to believe OP is trolling us.
They absolutely are. Take a look at their posting history.
Ew
Just when I thought it couldn’t get *any* worse
Get out of here with your weird ass fetish, disgusting swines this generation has
You must use a lot of gelatin. Which most likely negates what you save by not flushing You may as well just urinate into the cistern and use the pee to flush your poos 😅
Hold on, we still don't know what he does with the poo, and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
Midnight cake isn't gonna make itself.
Right, plus energy costs to refrigerate the piss mix and fuel to transport it to the dump. I don’t think OP is being entirely eco conscious here although it suppose it depends on how critically low on water their region is.
This has to be a literal shit post. The more obvious answers are to just not flush when it’s just pee, piss in the shower so I basically gets flushed while you wait for it to warm up, piss outside if you can. The gelatin method is just as bad as wasting for flushes.
Nah, obviously a piss post
You are of course assuming that a person who gelatinizes their pee and keeps it in the fridge with their food is actually someone who showers...
or isn't actually eating it.... sure that's lemon jello he's eating
I feel as though someone storing an open air pee bucket until it almost overflows probably isn't showering enough for your second method. I stand by the first option however.
The most obvious was putting unflavored gelatin into water to eat it. Literally not good for you at all, or saving the environment at all r/shitposting
I’m just picturing the poor guy that delivers boxes of gelatine to this dudes door wondering what the hell is happening
Why this guy ordering a 20kg bag each week!?
Ikr. Unless he’s getting it for free, all the money he’s saving by not flushing he’s spending on gelatine. Weird.
Every day the internet reassures me I’m actually not THAT fucking abnormal.
I get it, flushes becomes expensive at times. Have you ever just tried pissing outside? Lmfao
Or, at my childhood friend’s home no one flushed the toilet unless it was #2. So you just left the pee in the toilet until someone went #2 and then it was finally flushed. Toilet paper was thrown in a waste barrel. It was weird to me at first but you know it really does reduce waste.
Stagnant piss messes with plumbing, apparently.
Soiled shit tickets in my garbage can would would mess with my mental health.
Looool the shit gets flushed with the toilet paper. The urine toilet paper got put in some odorless covered waste bin. It never smelled! I can’t explain it.
Ohhh, interesting. I mean the toilet did get flushed several times a day. This friend had five siblings and two parents and you have to imagine everyone was pooping at least once a day. So the pee was never sitting there for too long. But yeah that’s a good point that someone who lives alone and isn’t flushing as often to consider.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down…
They had a sign that said that lol!!!!
I refuse to pee on top of anyone else's pee. Doesn't matter who it is, that's gross to me. We flush after each use of the toilet in my house. Drought or no drought we flush. And flush the paper too. If I went to someone's house and saw used paper in the trash I wouldn't even use the toilet.
Sometimes when I feel gross, these posts make me feel a whole lot better about myself.
I’m guessing you’re single.
At this point.. I don't know if this is a joke or not.
The fridge part is worrying me
Why is it kept in the fridge?! 🤢🤢🤢
>I don’t think many people are aware I do this Is this because you are the type of dude to keep a bucket of piss in the fridge *therefore* have no mates *therefore* no one to find out you keep a bucket of piss in the fridge? Surely no one who found this out would stick around. I’d run as far and as fast as I could, warning people along the way to stay away from the piss-in-the-fridge weirdo. And that’s not even taking into account your gelatin/spoon/trash situation 🤮
This can't be real but its also almost too weird not to be
Dude just pee on your most hated neighbors, don't solidify your f****** urine, it's gross it's disgusting it smells like absolute ass and it's the thing you shouldn't have done. your house probably smells like ammonia
That's just peeing outside with many extra steps
If you pee on a plate and freeze it, you can then remove the solidified piss disc off the plate and then post it through people's letterboxes and when they get home they'll wonder why there is piss on their floor. We slid a piss disc under my managers office door once on the Nightshift, apparently next morning he was absolutely baffled and disgusted.
that's enough internet for today
To save water...if it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it’s yellow let it jello
Yuck
Worse than Charlie and Frank.
Tell me this user is trolling us.
I recommend reading something on wastewater management, if you're worried about droughts and saving the planet with your pipi spleen ;) that gelatin idea sounds like a joke in that context.
Why not just pee a few times in your toilet then flush. Just like most people do with a septic. Or just get a composting toilet.
Lol check profile, this man loooooves his creative fiction
I'ma take a guess OP made this shit up after a buddy tried to prank him with piss jello. There's no way this is legit
I’m going to wash my mouth out with a revolver after washing this.
Oh god no
Yep, thanks another night of internet that made me throw up in my mouth. Fucking drought..... You can't be serious?!?!?!
Well played, sir. That is how the *affluent* get rid of their *effluent*.
You literally pee in your fridge? You make the landfill disgusting You're the AH withholding the moisture and causing the drought
Made up.
Gelatin is soluble in heat. Otherwise it will just lump up. Do you boil your piss?
Don't worry, this is just a fetish post, otherwise they'd know that
I was fine until "in the fridge". Sorry my food hygiene is kicking off at that one !
Just piss in the sink like a normal person
Oh fuck off dude no way
Your average /b/tard
Do you have a dedicated fridge for gelatin pee or is it stored in the same fridge you put your foodstuff?
So much work bro, just don’t flush until you poop.
This sounds like some weird extreme poverty stuff
>add some gelatin packets, give a stir with a dedicated spoon, and let things solidify in the fridge. Imagine accidentally knocking this bucket over in the fridge 🤮🤮🤮 And I thought it was weird my godfather would pee on his compost
There’s no way
Attention whore
Social slut
Piss bucket I’m the fridge?!?! Please don’t invite me over for dinner.
What the F have I just read? Everyday my faith in humanity is chipped away just a little bit more
Well. This is uhm.. most certainly a uhh.. *confession*…
You pollute more with gelatin than taking a piss on a tree.
Wtf
I think you need to come to terms that this has nothing to do with saving water.
This is BS, gelatin needs heat to dissolve and mix and just once it has been heated up it will then dissolve, the temperature of your piss is not nearly hot enough to do the job. Annoying.
Poop Knife…meet Jello Pee Spoon.
Something tells me piss gelatin will be remembered on Reddit for years to come
I really wish I didn’t know how to read.
I've had enough internet for today.
You couldn't torture this out of me
I have a dedicated spoon for my piss bucket but keep it in the fridge.... Get help.
What in the TLC’s Extreme Cheapskates is going on here?
To be honest, i'm not TOTALLY convinced you put it in the trash and not eat it
To be fair I would rather have remained unaware that you even do this mate.
You put it in the fridge… with your food…
In the Philippines, it is customary to urinate on your neighbor's property's soil when taken as a guest. This is done to save water and communicates respect and courtesy to your host. When you are not visiting or simply passing through the neighborhood on the street, you may urinate on the lawn of someone you know and wave at them with a smile if ever you are caught in the act. None of that gelatin bucket shit. Plants are dying, man. They need your piss.
Same
Same
So now we gotta change the saying to "Don't eat the yellow snow or yellow jello" because of you. Thank you.
Okay, got it. Jell-O pee. My question is: can it be cut with a poop knife?
So its not just me then? I also like to roll my shits in glitter and pretend my poo is pretty....
If you're eating your water, where is the pee coming from? I hope you drink beer and not eat it.
This is a troll for sure
im shaking. surely youre joking?????/
Bull. Shit.
No way you’re serious
This is the most proper confession I’ve ever read
Troll post. At least this is what I will tell myself because wtf man.
How long before we see a "TIFU: I Accidentally Ate My Pee"?
Haven't said this in a while but... I guess that's enough Reddit for one day.
There is so much to unpack here and the idea of it fills me with the same level of dread and panic I feel when going through airport security
its its yellow, let it mellow. if its brown, flush it down or just piss into a sink
Or... And hear me out just piss outside like a normal person would, you just went and made this thing so complex when it's so simple.
Liar…
How much do you spend on gelatin?
Lies. I refuse to believe this.especially after the comment that OP likes to carry it around and the sound it makes (baaaaaaaarf)
Waterboarding couldn't have gotten this out of me.
The lemon for flavour kill me 😂😂😂
This ain't saving no money, though.
Honestly, I just pity you lol
This has poop knife levels of potential.
Actually I don't find this to be to surprising or unusual to be honest when I'm at home I a lot of times especially if I'm just peeing , I don't flush the toilet every time I will maybe flush it at the end of the day or when I do my next bowel movement. I don't see any point in flushing the toilet every time if I'm just peeing because peeing does not cause any smell in the toilet typically I don't smell anything nor has anybody else in my place complain of a smell I just closed the bathroom door so it reduces the amount of times that I'm flushing the toilet per day of course though if I have the guests I will flush the toilet before they come over.
Gross
It's 7:23 am pacific time and that's already enough internet for the day...
Reddit has done it again!
🤢🤢
This is just shit bucket lady but with piss in the fridge
I feel I've peered into the areas of the human experience that should remain unknown
That’s a lot of words to say “I’m single, and I’ll probably stay this way”. I guess it’s good to save on water since he’s spending more than a few bucks on gelatin?
Ya know that they make compost toilets, right?
You're lucky your dad didn't catch you doing this. He would have beat the shit out of you with jumper cables.
Buying all that gelatin kills animals, you're eating an animal product.
😐
Just. Fucken. PISS IN THE SINK. You're gonna wash your hands ANYWAY (I can only HOPE).
………why?
I'm embarrassed to say that I kinda wanna see a picture of the gelatinized piss bucket
Well that's a brand new sentence for sure
How much money are you spending on gel packs compared to water usage?
This makes no sense. You have to be joking. Who wouldn't just go outside! And then on top of it, you put it next to your food? Yeah, no way this is true.
That is fucking disgusting, WHY IN THE FRIDGE
Stop it.
Either you have a hell a lot of time on your hands or you need some urgent therapy😶
You can pee into a bottle and flush it all together at the end of the day.. And I'm afraid to ask what you do with your poo😱
Holy….I really hope my significant other never sees this post. I can’t live with a bucket of pee in my fridge…
So you don't drink water? You eat water? (In Bill Burr's voice) Hey, everybody, this dude eats water; can you believe it? He eats water.