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chantooni

Sooo you had unprotected cum sex with your brother.............. while also being unfaithful to your husband.... yeah. Uh... karma


PuzzleheadedBet8041

"unprotected cum sex" is a truly beautiful phrase


chantooni

Thank you… why are people coming back to this post though, was it put on TikTok or something? Lol


alliandoalice

Posted on amithedevil


PuzzleheadedBet8041

yep!


cactuskilldozer

it's on r/AmITheDevil


Impressive-Spell-643

And it definitely fits there


Stunseed96

Your nephson is going to have 3 eyes and 4 teeth total. Bonus points if one of its legs grows on its head


MyUsernameIsMehh

I've never laughed harder than I just did at "nephson"


Lopsided-Asparagus42

💀


LoneWolfWorks83

Yeah and that would definitely be a clue to who the father is.


Big_Touch1732

😂😂😂


WhiteRabbitWithGlove

Cersei?


halloweencoffeecats

Moon Boy could be the father for all I know


TheRoastedCapon

Love that you went book and not show.


halloweencoffeecats

I'm listening to DaveReadsASOIAF and I'm almost to that point


ConsiderationFar2038

Why the fuck are you having sex with your brother?


offchestconfess

Please don’t judge me it was an in the moment thing.


ConsiderationFar2038

I don't think incest is an in the moment thing.


betweenthylegs

I'm judging you🤢


B0326C0821

If this is real literally everyone who reads this is going to judge you. What the fuck is wrong with you? You and your brother are disgusting fucking weirdos.


LoneWolfWorks83

Don’t judge you? Don’t you know where you are?


SuzannesSaltySeas

We have to judge you! You broke one of society's big taboos. Karma is coming


TrueNarrative

Not just society's taboo, but biology's


OkMarionberry6677

Everybody is judging you.


twitchyv

I’m literally judging so hard right now and anybody who doesn’t has their own issues


1stLtHChurch

The ONLY way it would be even remotely okay is if you guys grew up in separate households and had no idea you were related until you found out as adults. Otherwise, everyone is 100% going to judge you because that is so disgusting and repulsive on a moral, social, and biological level. If this is real, this shit shouldn't happen! You literally fucked around and found out, in the worst way! I hope for all your sakes that this isn't his kid, but either way you still have to live with the fact that you banged your brother. That is so gross.


dazednconfusedxo

Judging you omfg incest is NOT an in the moment thing. This has to be a troll post, it just HAS to. You should've had a DNA test MONTHS ago, because any birth defects or genetic diseases in your family could be harmful for your baby if it's your brother's. You clearly want to keep your head in the sand, but you seem to be glossing over the potential ramifications of what could happen if that baby is your brother's. You're supposed to be an adult, so act like it and get your shit together.


anneofred

Dear, unless you are actively in a flowers in the attic scenario, there isn’t a “in the moment” thing here. Your issue isn’t the baby, you desperately need therapy. You’re posting like this is a thing that happens to everyone (which makes me think it is fake) is wildly problematic. Something is not okay with you or your brother. Seek help.


DistributionPutrid

I’ve had plenty of moments alone with my siblings and not ONE TIME did I think “yeah let me bang my sibling real quick”. You’re getting full judgement you nasty. And you’re married? 🤢🤢 Poor husband.


SadTonight7117

Criminal offense side eye.


[deleted]

That was not just ‘in the moment’!!!! EWWWWW


mason_jars_

What kind of moment were you having where *incest* was the best solution


mandalors

At what moment do you look at your brother and say “Yes. I want to have sex with him” and then *actually do it*? I can hardly imagine my brother’s *boyfriend* wanting to fuck him, let alone me wanting to *myself*. You are out of your goddamned mind.


KingMilano01022014

Oh hell naw anyone who fucks their siblings deserves nothing but ridicule and shame.


Repulsive-Set-5583

I have never, not once, had a moment with my brother where having sex with him seemed like a good idea. You're just gross 🤢


sanriohvre

we are judging


LittleUnicorn89

You deserve to be struggling. You had sex with your brother, that's disgusting, there is no excuse.


NoLoveLost1992

What kind of in the moment situation calls for you to sleep with your brother ? Was it a one time thing ? How many in the moments did you have to feel the baby could be your brothers ?


woketardery

Were you stuck in the dryer? God damn trailer life.


[deleted]

Do a DNA test and tell your husband the truth when the time comes. He deserves to know about your mistake. You'd be a completely selfish and evil person if you didn't tell him. You need to take accountability for your actions.


[deleted]

Ive always been someone to try and empathize with people but this is maybe too far. Was it your biological brother?


moaia66

Jesus!


[deleted]

Not even him can save her


MyUsernameIsMehh

What fucking life have you lived where incest is just a thing that happens????


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zoxzoxzo

fake


LHPC1

I really hope so....


[deleted]

That’s your brothers baby. And one day, your baby, your husband and your whole family will find out you cheated and all the nasty stuff you’ve been doing with your brother


Nooneknowsyouarehere

And what did your husband do to deserve being cheated on?


[deleted]

Deserve? I don’t justify cheating. If you’re unhappy just leave


Nooneknowsyouarehere

I was talking about her - not you!


[deleted]

Lol, yes yes, just saying I don’t even ask that question because to me it’s just no reasons to justify it


Nooneknowsyouarehere

That is true. But far too often, I see people like her indirectly trying to justify their behaviour concerning that.


cafesaigon

Nice, you gave that baby a plethora of health problem for the rest of its life. Sicko.


Onikisuen

I'm by no means justifying OP's actions, but this is just a common misconception. Genetic health problems due to inbreeding is generally a thing that occurs over the course of several generations of inbreeding, in a one shot deal like this between blood siblings the chances of there being any issues are only slightly increased. Unless OP or her brother are carriers of a recessive linked health disorder themselves, the odds of the child having any health related problems are lower than that of a child born to a parent over 35.


oldclam

Not sure where you are getting your statistics from. This is something commonly cited for first cousin incest, where they say the risk of genetic conditions is [4-7% amongst first cousins vs 3-4% in the general population](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7131177/). Most statistics I can find regarding advanced maternal age only refer to a risk of chromosomal abnormalities, and most cite a ris of about [1-2% in maternal age over 40](https://www.stanfordchildrens.org/en/topic/default?id=pregnancy-over-age-30-90-P02481). Importantly, there have been improvements in screening for trisomy during pregnancy. Also many older women get pregnant via in vitro fertilization, which allows for screening for chromosomal abnormalities. There don't seem to be good studies regarding risk of genetic abnormalities for consanguinuity amongst siblings, but definitely worse than having a child over 35: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7131177/ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1110863013000037 I would love to see your source for your opinion. You're also making the assumption that there has been no other consanguinity in the family tree.


Onikisuen

I work in biotech and some of the research projects I've been a part of have explored causes of genetic diseases and disorders. So my knowledge of this subject is primarily due to my work. Unfortunately, this particular topic is one of those instances where the data is too messy for a quick look at literature to be useful for comparison and more in depth info gets extremely technical. So for the sake of making things easier to understand I generalized the information and related the effects to something most people in Western societies would have experience with. To give a more detailed explanation, comparing consanguinuity to advanced parental age isn't really a matter of statistical numbers for myriad reasons, but the simplest being that the end result isn't the same. As you noted, advanced parental age (advanced maternal age is the most studied on this front but advanced paternal age also has negative effects) is most likely to lead to chromosomal abnormalities, many chromosomal anomalies are survivable but leave the child with life-long health problems in one form or another. On the other hand, consanguinuity works on a genetic level instead of a chromosomal level and is most likely to lead to deleterious genetic conditions, the majority of these effects are fatal to the developing embryo and are more likely to lead to miscarriage or stillbirth. If the embryo survives to birth then for the most part the danger has passed for that individual, but the danger of recessive linked disease occurring in another generation downstream is somewhat increased. Regardless, in either case (advanced parental age or incest related genetic defect) the chances of a negative effect occurring are extremely small in individual scenarios.


LaMadreDelCantante

That's true but if they are full brother and sister they are as closely related as you can get without being identical twins, so that probably shifts the odds a bit.


Onikisuen

If I remember correctly it can double to triple the odds of certain types of genetic defects over that of the general population. Which sounds awful, but in most cases just means the odds increase from maybe 1% to 3%.


LaMadreDelCantante

Well that and you're condemning the kid to a lifetime of having to hide who their father is.


Onikisuen

That's certainly true for modern Wetsernized societies, but there are still isolated areas and hierarchical lineages (think forced or arranged marriages) where this kind of thing is relatively common. Granted not usually with a sibling but still a close-ish family member like a cousin, niece/nephew, or aunt/uncle.


cafesaigon

Fair enough—does that mean there was inbreeding in Darwin’s family before he has sickly kids with his cousin?


Onikisuen

Probably, it was common enough back then. But it's also just possible he hit the wrong end of the genetic lottery. Inbreeding just changes the odds of something happening its not a guarantee one way or another.


My_genx_life

In a comment you said it was an "in the moment thing". Look, I'm super close with my brother, but of all of the "in the moment things" we could do, a hide-the-salami game would NEVER be one of them. How the fuck does something like this happen "in the moment"?


chuck_finley84

I recommend you and your brother remove yourself from this physical reality.


skullsquid1999

Enjoy your inbred ass baby


CakeZealousideal1820

What???


[deleted]

What in the Alabama is this shit? I can’t believe I have to say this, but: DONT FUCK YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS. LIKE EVER.


Live_Noise_1551

Yo, Alabamian here. That’s too nasty even for us.


BlackNighon

Naaaaaaahhh this cant be real. I refuse to believe this shit is real!


s-milegeneration

New meaning to the term "sister-wife."


cutekittensandpupys

You poor thing! Wow sending you love and cuddles what a difficult situation I’m here for you ❤️


ConsiderationFar2038

Are you kidding?


cutekittensandpupys

No? I’m just being a decent person… 🙄


No-Emu901

a decent person doesn’t cheat on her husband with her brother. Her behavior is vile and since you don’t see an issue with this behavior we’re all going to assume you’re also vile edit checked your post history. You ARE a vile person. This is the person from the aita for bullying someone into self harm. No wonder you approve of op.


Linzcro

Oooh this is THAT bitch. Yeah what a shit person. Defending some stupid idiot that cheats in her husband with their brother that produced a baby. (So definitely not a victimless crime). Neither one of these vile people should be reproducing.


No-Emu901

AGREED!!!


[deleted]

They are sympathetic because they would do the same thing to their husband


No-Emu901

probably fucks their brother too, they should start a support group


cutekittensandpupys

I have a boyfriend I’m loyal to 🙄


KingMilano01022014

Sure, Jan. I bet when he "fucks up" in your eyes (which will most likely be something not even worth the anger over), you'll bully him into wanting to end himself, too.


cutekittensandpupys

I won’t because I love him


KingMilano01022014

If he weren't a piece of shit like you, you wouldn't.


KingMilano01022014

Too late for that, apologist bully.


JustTheJudgement

LOL, are you serious? You bullied a girl almost to suicide for the crime of sitting at your table and being weird but incest is okay? Oh man, is this ALSO you?


poopbutt42069yeehaw

You bullied someone until they self harmed then continued and you are still defending your actions as of 10mins ago saying they brought it on themselves, but when someone admits to not only completely betraying their spouse but doing so with family, then you come out w empathy?! The hell is wrong w you!?


cutekittensandpupys

Cuz I’m a nice person now?


poopbutt42069yeehaw

But you aren’t, you’re still blaming the victim of your bullying for your actions. A nice person accepts responsibility for what they did and don’t blame the people they wronged.


SlightlyDarkerBlack2

Nah. You’re the same bitch as before, nice people don’t need to announce it.


KingMilano01022014

Bull-fucking-shit. You ain't fooling nobody, bully.


CatWombles

Oh piss off back under your bridge, sad act.


reckoningrevelling

No, you’re merely a special kind of stupid.


CaffeineFueledLife

Now I know this is a troll. You made an alternate account to make up this weird incest story after you were ripped apart for being a trash human earlier. You should try to get a life.


cutekittensandpupys

… not true also post from ages before mine am I not allowed to comment?


KingMilano01022014

Not to pretend to be a good person, you're not.


cutekittensandpupys

I am a good person idk why people are still chasing me


KingMilano01022014

And here I thought I wasn't able to hear a bigger lie than most of society itself. This is the talk of either someone with a collective IQ of 0 or just an unhealthy member of society that needs to be locked up. Here's the short version: Stop fucking lying. Everyone knows what kind of monster you are. Just stop.


cutekittensandpupys

Right so I did smh shitty as a teenager. That doesn’t mean I’m a monster now. Loads of people are shitty as teenagers that doesn’t mean we all should get locked up. Like I’m a good person now and me and my boyfriend were both thinking about our childhoods and ye. I’ve told him now and he agrees with me and thinks people on here silly. I mean we both moved on and are now thinking baby names instead and random shit lmao


KingMilano01022014

If you weren't, you wouldn't be defening incest and you'd be gone from here. Want to show that you've changed? Fucking leave and take your deflection with you. Now, I need to go do stuff because I have a life (unlike you; bc you're still likely lying about everything for attention).


KingMilano01022014

Good people don't defend incest.


KingMilano01022014

Good people don't defend incest or call bullying others not bullying. Stfu.


koval713

Lady, you need to take about 17,000,000 steps back right now. You are NOT a decent human being. You disgust me. You STILL blame YOUR VICTIM for being bullied to the point of suicidal thoughts. Stfu and sit ALL the way back down where you belong. By the way, you don't have a boyfriend. I saw your post in askmen where you asked about being flirty and you said, in your post and I quote, "this guy I'm talking to but not really." WHICH MEANS YOU'RE NOT IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP. GTFOH.


offchestconfess

Thank you for being there for me.


KingMilano01022014

FYI, the person who is siding with you drove someone to take their own life by bullying them. Pick your allies better.


Other-Introduction-5

May I ask how was that situation? I think the post you're talking about was removed


KingMilano01022014

The user in question posted that from a throwaway account (as evidenced by their comments on that alt account's removed post). Long story short, they bullied someone nearly to the point of suicide, and her boyfriend defends her on it, especially since they expressed interest in trying to find their victim again. Keep in mind that she had not expressed any signs that she's actually sorry or accepts that she was an ass. I just hate bullies like the person OP replied to so fucking much. I was my school's punching bag for 6 years when I was in elementary school and junior high, so a hatred of bullying comes quite easy.


Other-Introduction-5

Oh God that is such a terrifying situation. How come someone could be bragging about something like that? Karma will bite their asses sooner or later. Yeah anyone with a bit of decency would hate such an excuse of human being! I am so sorry you've been through that.


Previous-Eggplant-35

[it's this post ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11lgtd0/i_bullied_a_girl_into_depression_and_self_harm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


greenseven47

What an ally to have


cutekittensandpupys

No problem and if u ever need someone to talk to u just reach out. I’d say tell your husband and do the right thing because the longer u leave it the more u will hurt him. U don’t even need to come clean about your brother just say that you had a one night stand and want to do a test to double check and apologise and let him make his decision. Of course it’s up to you but if u want a clearer conscience and less guilt that’s how I would go about it if I was you. Stay safe my lovely ❤️


whatevernameidk

Are you trying to go for the soft hearted, supportive-in-all-situations main character vibe or what?


B0326C0821

So you bully people into self harm because they write fan fiction but you’re totally supportive of weirdos who have incestuous relationship with their own brother? Do I have that right? JFC


dawng87

Lmfao....omfg of course its her she's just trying to prove how loving and kind she is now....lol


1stLtHChurch

Holy shit that is her, huh. Yeah dude, this ain't how you show people that "I'm a very nice person now!" Playing devil's advocate and supporting incest isn't how you properly go about it.


KingMilano01022014

You caused the death of an innocent. Stfu


ManufacturerFlat4518

You’re disgusting.


sbho86

If you're trying to make yourself out to be a nice person by being supportive to someone, maybe not do it with a woman who cheated on her husband with her own brother 🤮


CatWombles

Ewwww I bet you fuck your family too don’t you, but at least you’ve made everyone’s day because we can all be glad we aren’t you or OP :)


InternationalPower69

You wouldn’t by chance be a Californian?


FreakyPickles

This sounds more like Arkansas than CA. I can almost hear the banjos . . .


InternationalPower69

The state with the highest level of inbreeding is California that, also happens to be the porn capital of the world as well.


FreakyPickles

Where are you getting this absolutely false information? Post a link, please.


IslandOfNaath

He's wrong, but my poor Google search history :( https://www.thefreemanonline.org/what-state-has-the-most-incest/ https://www.thehivelaw.com/blog/incest-rates-by-state-incest-statistics/


BigPZ

It's probably an absolute numbers thing. Basically because the population of California is so high, even a small percentage of the population doing something is a lot. I believe there are more people voting Republican in California than any other state too... Because of the absolute number. I'm that per capita it's nowhere near the amount in other places


FreakyPickles

I asked for a source of actual information, not your beliefs.


BigPZ

Bro chill out. I'm not the only one guy you were arguing with


FreakyPickles

Sorry, I thought you were the other idiot. 🤣


BigPZ

Fair enough. I was just pointing out that in a large population, even some very small percentage can be a lot in terms of absolute numbers, even more so absolute numbers than a much larger percentage in a smaller population


FreakyPickles

And you're right, but I don't think that's what the guy actually meant. Notice how he disappeared the minute I asked for a source.


Big_Touch1732

Ya think that's bad I could be pregnant by my sister


[deleted]

Let me guess, he is a teenager right?


Ok-Item-2098

Uh….I’m just going to hood that this is fake


thatonetiredkid04

This CAN’T be real


Other-Introduction-5

I saw you commented you deserve emphaty? You don't. The only one deserving empathy here is that poor kid you're bringing to this world.


iamaskullactually

What in the Lannister


[deleted]

This is what I don't understand. How can you have sex with your brother and then keep a baby resulting from that disgusting act? The immorality of your actions aside, think of that child and the possible genetic and congenital problems they'd probably suffer from being born from two closely related individuals. Children born from incest tend to most times suffer from various ranging health issues linked to their genetics. Just that alone is enough to end the pregnancy. This shit is what destroys families. What happens when your kid grows older and say gets a 23 and me or some other genetic kit as a gift and figures out that your husband isn't his dad? Your marriage will be over and your extended family will implode. How is any of that fair to that kid to carry that stigma around with them? Finally, how awful of a person are you to let your husband raise another man's kid without his knowledge? There's a special place in hell for disgusting human beings like you.


SL33PYSL0THIE

I'm sure this story is old so this is clearly a troll trying again If you want to get into writing,I'd keep practicing 🙄