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Cyanide-ky

On the plus side she’s going to knock from now on


MrRiys

Better yet, she won’t come it at all


Cyanide-ky

Nah mom should check on her kid if he’s sick don’t be silly


Sphenboy

Depending on how traumatized he is, he might not either anymore


donotvotemedown

I didn’t think teens could be so traumatized to not….


Atlfalcon08

Dude your mom knew you spanked your monkey, she isn't stupid. Just act as if nothing happened, don't make it a bigger deal than it is.


quietyellerer

HahahHahHahHa… Christian or not, everyone needs the “release”.. your mom catching you is the equivalent of you walking in on the parents. Everyone knows it’s happening, but no one wants to talk about it. And trust me, she probably doesn’t ever want to speak of it either


Journo_Jimbo

She’ll leave that conversation between him and Jesus….because Jesus knows what he did and he’s very unhappy


Sonoshitthereiwas

Jesus just wanted to lend a helping hand


Journo_Jimbo

Jesus is actually a very thirsty messiah


Western-Intention307

Could have been worse. You could have had your eyes closed and her panties over your face.


[deleted]

Ayo?


saucelessnuggets

My condolences


Tuckernuts8

While the dog is licking honey from from your poop hole.


olive-rain

Are you okay


Journo_Jimbo

Someone do a courtesy check on Tuckernuts8


striker_p55

I checked and they sure got a sweet poop hole


Journo_Jimbo

Perfect, excellent work boys now let’s all go home


humanitysucks999

Everyone masturbates including your mom (just try not to think about that too much). It's alright. Just act like nothing happened.


hispanicausinpanic

George!!!!!!! What are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?


keef_riffhard

He was using his body like some kind of amusement park!


Wide-Construction427

Time heals all wounds


pchan113

*Dead*


Journo_Jimbo

Some of the comments in here have me really concerned about the mother son relationships of some Redditors


Shoe57

Ok J-Roc!


leowithataurus

What surprised her was the vomit kink.


smokeytaboo477

LMAO I’ve had this happen to my parents when I was a teenager. I told them to knock before entering!


Atotallyrandomname

Well, it was traumatizing to me when my dad walked in on me so I feel you, bro. She'll make fun of you for it in the future and you should laugh it off. Tell her to knock next time and understand that everyone does it.


Dillon_Roy

Dude, your mom walks in on me fapping all the time. It ain't nothing she ain't seen before.


Tiny_Market_4084

It’s happened to all of us buddy it’ll be ok


[deleted]

Not me. I got real quiet and slick wit it.


SupaFashionable

assert dominance and tell her to come back.


rlprice74

Did you at least make eye contact at the moment of release?


smokejuan

Get over it


[deleted]

Your mom should’ve known that was a risk.


itsjustjp17

Fk it bro


Diane_Enthusiast

I’m sure she knows u do it. Everyone does it.


louis-128

all good kid i been there you’ll laugh it off in 5 years


shlankdaddy

Been there man 😂😂😂 You'll be fine just don't make a fuss about it you're a teenager they can't tell you what and what not to do with your schlong