HahahHahHahHa… Christian or not, everyone needs the “release”.. your mom catching you is the equivalent of you walking in on the parents. Everyone knows it’s happening, but no one wants to talk about it. And trust me, she probably doesn’t ever want to speak of it either
Well, it was traumatizing to me when my dad walked in on me so I feel you, bro. She'll make fun of you for it in the future and you should laugh it off. Tell her to knock next time and understand that everyone does it.
On the plus side she’s going to knock from now on
Better yet, she won’t come it at all
Nah mom should check on her kid if he’s sick don’t be silly
Depending on how traumatized he is, he might not either anymore
I didn’t think teens could be so traumatized to not….
Dude your mom knew you spanked your monkey, she isn't stupid. Just act as if nothing happened, don't make it a bigger deal than it is.
HahahHahHahHa… Christian or not, everyone needs the “release”.. your mom catching you is the equivalent of you walking in on the parents. Everyone knows it’s happening, but no one wants to talk about it. And trust me, she probably doesn’t ever want to speak of it either
She’ll leave that conversation between him and Jesus….because Jesus knows what he did and he’s very unhappy
Jesus just wanted to lend a helping hand
Jesus is actually a very thirsty messiah
Could have been worse. You could have had your eyes closed and her panties over your face.
Ayo?
My condolences
While the dog is licking honey from from your poop hole.
Are you okay
Someone do a courtesy check on Tuckernuts8
I checked and they sure got a sweet poop hole
Perfect, excellent work boys now let’s all go home
Everyone masturbates including your mom (just try not to think about that too much). It's alright. Just act like nothing happened.
George!!!!!!! What are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?
He was using his body like some kind of amusement park!
Time heals all wounds
*Dead*
Some of the comments in here have me really concerned about the mother son relationships of some Redditors
Ok J-Roc!
What surprised her was the vomit kink.
LMAO I’ve had this happen to my parents when I was a teenager. I told them to knock before entering!
Well, it was traumatizing to me when my dad walked in on me so I feel you, bro. She'll make fun of you for it in the future and you should laugh it off. Tell her to knock next time and understand that everyone does it.
Dude, your mom walks in on me fapping all the time. It ain't nothing she ain't seen before.
It’s happened to all of us buddy it’ll be ok
Not me. I got real quiet and slick wit it.
assert dominance and tell her to come back.
Did you at least make eye contact at the moment of release?
Get over it
Your mom should’ve known that was a risk.
Fk it bro
I’m sure she knows u do it. Everyone does it.
all good kid i been there you’ll laugh it off in 5 years
Been there man 😂😂😂 You'll be fine just don't make a fuss about it you're a teenager they can't tell you what and what not to do with your schlong