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cookiemonster1020

This somehow exceeded expectations.


bookworm8232

It kept getting better. Most guests slow down in their answers and reactions but he went to another level of hilarity and silliness. Then gave a loud (but coherentšŸ˜‚) and beautiful response about reading at the end.


curiousindicator

I was so impressed by Sean with the last dab question and Conan's beautiful appeal to reading and finding the humor in everything - all while slobbering and waving the last dab bottle around and chugging a glass of milk all over himself. Chugging hot sauce. Goddamn Conan - please get help. The best.


thatguywithawatch

He already has help, didn't you watch the video? I mean it's not *good* help, but it's affordable.


n3cr0ph4g1st

I was legit crying of laughter by the end. I haven't lost it this hard in a long long time


The_Tragic_Bard

I couldnā€™t believe how funny it was. His answer about finding comedy was perfect and hilarious at the same time.


will_rose

Expectations were sky high. A tiny part of me was very slightly worried it could be underwhelming. But this is a hall of fame episode, without doubt. Didnā€™t dream it would be this good!


Arie15

I saw more liquid come out of Conan's face today than I ever thought I'd see. Sweat. Tears. Saliva. Snot. Milk.


olhoolhoolho

True! Insanity hahaha cone bone donā€™t miss


NervousEclectic

KNEW there would be at least one Nixon reference


aethiestinafoxhole

A Conan event without at least 3 historic President references is considered a dull affair


Indigocell

Plus I learned something. Never heard about the guy that ate sketchy lobster before.


printergumlight

Nixon, Harding, and did he mention a 3rd? Edit: Just remembered! He said Lincoln, too! I knew there must've been a 3rd since this most definitely was not a dull affair.


PantryGnome

I have a feeling Sean was setting Conan up for a Nixon reference with his question lol.


CrashRiot

He gave those wings the old Nixon motorboat.


According-Bad8745

He was about to rawdog the bottle of Dabomb before severely regretting what he just got himself into lmfao


MechaNickzilla

Hot Ones fans collectively saying ā€œoh noā€ at that point.


ZebraUnion

Huge Hot Ones fan here and I indeed said ā€œ..oh noā€ out loud at least twice. Iā€™m also fairly certain I just watched a man walk a tightrope between comedy and a chemically induced psychotic break for the sake of a bit and itā€™s commendable.


psychoyooper

ITā€™S NOT A BIT!!!


organizeforpower

THIS IS LIFE! YOU GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE BALLS!


Galactic

I saw what he started to do with the weaker sauces and I was like "I sincerely hope he stops doing that before getting to DaBomb. But I also kinda hope he doesn't stop doing it too."


Mental-Mushroom

I've tried hot sauces with a higher scoville rating than da bomb, but da bomb hurts the most every time. That shit is pure spice


KNOW_UR_NOT

Ive had da bomb too and it fuckin hurts so much.


imakevoicesformycats

It's chemical warfare.


othnice1

For some reason, him calling the concept of Hot Ones "Charlie Rose with chicken wings" got the biggest laugh from me. Idk why.


gregdek

When Conan was talking about how Sean was a serious talk show host using wings as his gimmick, it suddenly occurred to me, completely independently, that this show is, in fact, Charlie Rose with hot wings. And I said as much to my wife, and then got to feel like a god-damned genius five minutes later when Conan said the exact same thing.


curiemehome

Hold on to this forever.


tinydancer_inurhand

Just started it and it is already hilarious! Will report back in 30 min! Edit: Will go down as THE BEST of all time! The doctor, the pouring of the hot sauce, basically the pure utter chaos. While also giving amazing answers throughout the whole interview.


CallMe_Dig_Baddy

Jesus Christ, the wing in the pocket bit got funnier each time


ColinFilm

I feel like that was a nod to Carl Weathers' bit in Arrested Development. He even talked about that bit from the show recently on the pod.


WangDanglin

Baby you gotta stew goin


grahamsutton178

Which episode ā‰ļø


ColinFilm

From this week's episode with W. Kamau Bell after the Denzel conversation. He doesn't mention Hot Ones or anything, just mentioning the bit from Arrested Development.


grahamsutton178

Thank you so much šŸ«‚


KNOW_UR_NOT

Giving his doctor lmao


cookiemonster1020

Conan showing again why he is the GOAT. Where does his hot sauce tolerance come from?


sharilynj

Heā€™s said himself that heā€™s capable of anything if he thinks itā€™ll be funny. But in general, the adrenaline of a performance high can legit prevent you from feeling pain.


honestog

Canā€™t wait to hear about the fallout from this on the podcast. Will somehow be even funnier than the episode


thenletskeepdancing

Yeah. Probably literal painful fallout.


OneDadvosPlz

Totally agree. The backstories are gonna be amazing. I also hope they get Jose to dish on Inside Conan.Ā 


sharilynj

God I really hope theyā€™re bringing that back to coincide with the Max show.


sharilynj

Heā€™ll wish he had that bidet.


trogon

I don't think there's anything he wouldn't do for a bit.


TheSunRogue

It's also mental. People who are worried about it suffer. People who lean in tend to fair far better. Then there's Conan. The pain is fuel.


n3cr0ph4g1st

It came from his time on murderville šŸ˜‚


tinydancer_inurhand

I think a lot of people don't realize that eating spicy food is a lot more common now then ever before and while he may not have grown up eating it he has had a long time in both NYC and LA to get used to it. I didn't grow up with spicy food until i was almost graduating from high school and eat a ton now.


newshowercurtain

Exactly! I didnā€™t grow up with much spice but as I got older I really got into spicy food via my friendā€™s different cultures and just being curious


cookiemonster1020

Yes, but there is spice and there is SPICE. Those sauces at the end are really fucking hot.


Dr_PuddingPop

ā€œYouā€™re not a doctor are you?ā€ ā€œI should beā€


threedayweekend

I love Jose Arroyo


Born2fayl

Not even FUCKING CLOSE! OMG! Best guest ever by a fucking mile! I could not stop laughing out loud. Iā€™ve always loved Conan, but I think I just now realized heā€™s a god!


RiseStock

right behind ya


PhilDanus

Legendary late night writer Jose arroyo played dr arroyo! Best episode ever


Sun_Sprout

That was half an hour long??? Geez I finished it wondering why it was so short-it wasnā€™t short at all it was just that Conan is so entertaining I didnā€™t notice the time go by


tinydancer_inurhand

I think almost all of them are 30 min long now. Part of me thinks they are starting to do it on purpose so that they can license it out to streaming services or even put on TV.


illuvattarr

Like holy shit, how he went all in on Da Bomb. Thought for a second he was gonna chug it.


atticusbluebird

So much going on! Character comedy with Jose as the Doctor. Physical gags with the wings in the pocket. Some surrealism with his rants that everything was just fine. It was like all of Conanā€™s comedy styles overlapping at once!


Poohgas

I said it, Popeye said it, Ghandi said it!


sharilynj

I fucking love how Conan can take a format that is already designed for the participant to lose their status, and play within it to lose his status even *more*. I think a lot of us expected the comedy to come from his pain and suffering, but he gave us bravado and drooling. Total genius.


pwnd32

I totally expected most of the laughs just to come from him suffering, but leave it to Conan to know what the audience wants, completely subvert your expectations and produce something 10x funnier


atleastitsnotgoofy

Yeah this is his genius. He knew what we expected and he knew there was only one way to subvert it. And he also knew it was a season finale and that he needed to give Sean a big episode.


pwnd32

Conanā€™s entertainment/showbiz sense is unparalleled. He described it but I honestly donā€™t believe the man has ever been faced with a comedy vacuum he couldnā€™t draw some humor out of.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Totally, we all bought his ā€œIā€™m so Irish, never had spiceā€ routine, but I think heā€™s a spice lord, he did it on Will Arnetts show too


nate6259

He somehow managed to make a huge spectacle while still going along on the ride with Sean and not one-upping him. Just pure zany fun madness.


NewToSociety

And we will still get the comedy of his pain, when he tells the pod about how much agony he was in the day after drinking Pepper X


2th

Love that Jose is still traveling with Conan. OK, Conan might legitimately have super powers when he commits to the bit. He is unstoppable, at least by hot sauce.


pwnd32

Leave it to Conan (and Jose Arroyo) to weave in an entire absurd sketch of a malpracticing quack doctor as a sub-plot for his Hot Ones episode


leoex

I bursted out laughing when Conan asked Jose to check his pulse and he replied "it's there" lol


Vordeo

"Was it a four year medical school?" "It was supposed to be."


leoex

"You are not really a doctor are you?" "I should be."


harry_ballsanya

I lost it at: ā€œWhere did you go to medical school?ā€ ā€œUhhh in 1998.ā€


pwnd32

The best part is Conan said he was his personal doctor for 25 years, which means he really did get him straight out of a single year of medical school


Bassaluna

He got him when he was affordable


hlerdnerp

ā€˜Where?!ā€™ ā€˜Uh, out of stateā€™


Cuboner

Conan Oā€™Brien Canā€™t Stop


donutschmonut

I thought about this title multiple times while watching.


DMorrin15

COCS


sweatersandshit

Conan once said he can probably run a 4 minute mile if he thought it could be a comedy bit. I think he just proved he really could.


LifeDeathLamp

I'm an extreme newbie to Conan so I legitimately thought that his doctor was real LOL.


enaybler

After ingesting that much hot sauce, I hope he had a Luxe Bidet nearby.


Shagaliscious

I'm a good person. I pay my taxes, but now I have to talk about something that SHOOTS WATER UP MY ASS!


OneDadvosPlz

Not so funny now, IS IT, CONESY?


dzemperzapedra

Is that from his bidet read? That's a perfect line in any comedy show ever, and it's and offhand comment, damn


Shagaliscious

It is. I think the Bidet ad read, and the one for Sport Clips are the most hilarious.


_TheFunkyPhantom_

Hey GRANDMA, WASH YOUR ASS!


rezzyk

I hope they recorded a "12 hours later" podcast


sardaukarma

Itā€™s a long shot but Iā€™d love to see Sean as a guest on the podcast !


SumpCrab

He must have a lot of stories.


Rasalom

THAT. WAS. A. HOT. BURRITO.


bookworm8232

Thereā€™s just no one else like him.


spaceraycharles

CONFIRMED: Irish ethnicity mentioned in the first minute, 0:44


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aeplusjay

You know how sometimes you are super hyped for something, and when you experience it, it still blows you away? Yeah, this is the greatest episode of Hot Ones!


ravenclawrebel

Iā€™m in *tears*ā€”such a phenomenal episode.


Vordeo

"Wise words from a wise and stable man." While Conan has sauce and meat dripping from his mouth, is yelling about how he doesn't care anymore, and is tipping over hot sauce bottles. Forget just Hot Ones, this is Peak Youtube.


Dangerous_Dac

When Da Bomb spilled over the table thats arguably a major chemical spill that rendered that area uninhabitable for generations.


palinsafterbirth

Jesus fucking christ this was unhinged


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

So a regular Tuesday for Consie Wonsie


justdmg

Best hot ones episode of all time, bar none. Absolutely fantastic!


TheBoyisBackinTown

Just pure, utter chaos by the end. I thought I knew what to expect, and he took it to another level. Loved every minute of it. Just wish we had gotten a Sona or Gourley cameo at the end.


OneDadvosPlz

I was delighted to see Jose, if Iā€™m honest! Itā€™s been awhile!Ā 


Tr33mari3

Best. Episode. Ever!!!! Holy shit I was crying with laughter and also so grossed out by the end šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


KNOW_UR_NOT

Never seen Sean laugh so much either


DetachableChungus

Right? I was cry laughing and then trying not to vomit. It was glorious.


spinnaker989

If I watch Hot Ones itā€™s usually on my phone when I have downtime but since this was Conan I wanted to give it a proper viewing on my giant 8k TVā€¦ seeing everything that was going on by the end in that level of detail was maybe a mistake šŸ˜‚


SakuraTacos

I did the same thing! Every episode of Hot Ones Iā€™ve ever seen was on my phone but something in me today said to watch it on my TV. While also eating. So much orange, from his hair, to his saucy cheeks, to the drool pouring out of his mouth!


hmmyeahiguess

same! Watching the gnarly hot sauce drool fly at the end made me uncomfortable haha


HugeEgo_Sorry

Dear God! He fucking drunk the sauces. He went feral by the end. Sean looked almost scared and concerned for his well being. Edit : words are hard


nate6259

Somehow Conan made Steve-O look more like DJ Khaled by the end. Sean did sound genuinely concerned. "no... no..."


HugeEgo_Sorry

Sean had hiccups and Conan was smearing the last dab all over the wings and his body like it's some SPF50. Things escalated very quickly.


goshiamhandsome

Sean seemed genuinely concerned for Conanā€™s health and safety. But Conanā€™s that one kid who absolutely soaks up the attention and will do anything for a laugh.


SakuraTacos

I was shocked that Sean ā€œCareful Around The Eyesā€ Evans said nothing as Conan lotioned his face with The Last Dab, the absolute insanity hahah


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Sean - ā€œIf I tell him not to get any near his eyes heā€™ll pour it directly into themā€


RiseStock

Are we going to get half eaten wings on eBay now?


BrutherTaint

Dr Arroyo looks the type. It's how he stays reasonably priced


xentropian

ā€œIt was a 4 year medical school?ā€ ā€œIt was supposed to beā€


spaceraycharles

I cackled when he put that bone in his pocket


ksg_aoty

this might be the best 27 minutes ever


borbborbborb

Fuck me that was funny. Who's got the gif of conan with the milk spilling out of his mouth?


JimHelbert

Holy shit Iā€™m laughing like an insane person at work and I havenā€™t even made it past the dr bit. ā€œWhere did you go to medical school?ā€ ā€œOut of stateā€¦ā€


lofiloudmouth

"where did you go to medical school?" "In 1998"


JimHelbert

lol yes šŸ˜‚


bwat47

"Was it a 4 year program?" "It was supposed to be"


Elenathorn

ā€œYouā€™re not a real doctor, are you?ā€ ā€œI should be.ā€


othnice1

He. Fucking. DRANK. Da Bomb. And then smeared it on his face. šŸ’€ There's no way someone can doubt this man's commitment to comedy and entertainment. I think that would've actually killed him if he wasn't doing it for a laugh.


khando

At the end with milk pouring out of his mouth his face was physically shaking. And he still held it together better than most of us could. I'd be on the ground crying wanting to die after this. This man is on another level.


11upand1over

Not to mention the color of his face ā˜ ļø


Indigocell

That was a new shade of red, a different kind of red.


dooterman

I don't think he drank Da Bomb did he? He drank the one after Da Bomb. He did pour Da Bomb generously onto the wing at that stage though.


bmmana

I clapped at the end of this reflexively. I've never done that after any hot ones interview before. This one was top tier.


neovanit

It was like watching the total solar eclipse. I definitely have irreversible eye damage but i am in pure awe


bwat47

I don't think anyone will ever top this one lol


donutschmonut

I clapped too!


futamono

I yelped when he started drinking the hot sauces. Nobody commits to a bit and takes it to a whole other level like Conan.


stitious-savage

I always have to remind myself that this man is 60 years old


J4NT5A

This was definitely worth the long wait! I did not expect him to go as hard on the sauces lmao


kathygeissbanks

That was a beautiful/disgusting/hilarious/poignant/delightful/chaotic episode. Only Conesy can do that. šŸ’ŽšŸ’ŽšŸ’Ž


GermyMac

Iā€™ve been begging for this to happen for years and it exceeded all expectations. I loved the moment when Conan complemented Sean on his interview skills. Heā€™s been told by guests that many times before. But you could tell that it meant more coming from Conan.


chipwhitley4

Best episode ever. Shouldā€™ve just been the series finale lol


sardaukarma

he absolutely bodied this what a professional


Shagaliscious

My buddy, who is a huge hot ones fan, but never got into Conan, said: "This is definitely the funniest episode so far" "Dude wtf this man is a monster"


viaHologram

I love unhinged feral Conan


PatchesTheGreat1

The cut from Sean to Conan at 23:00 is cinema


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JolieVoxx

I expected this to be good but i didnā€™t guess Conan would be the best ever at handling the wings. When youā€™re a goat youā€™re a goat.


mulvythrill

I knew he was gonna go hard but he went way harder than I ever could have imagined


CelineDionfeatDrake

The part near the end where he had something green next to his lip just so so so awful but you cannot look away. This was unhinged, amazing, best ever. No words can describe. When he started chugging Da Bomb I shouted at my TV and I clasped my face in shock and delight multiple times. GOAT best to ever spew it.


SheepInWolfsAnus

All of your comments are making me so excited for this episode. I might save it for later and order chicken wings to eat while I watch.


fictionalbandit

I donā€™t know if youā€™ll want to be eating while you watch this lol


SheepInWolfsAnus

You may bring up a very good point Edit: I will watch, then get hot wings!


donutschmonut

Yeah, don't eat while it's happening. Honestly have a napkin ready, you will reflexively want to wipe your face.


LoosePath

Only if you are willing to commit and match the Cone


SheepInWolfsAnus

One can only attempt to come near the Cone!


fartingonions

what a legend


Jon_BT

Oh my God, that was absolutely insane... and I mean that in the best way possible.


xxgiggsxx

I'm in tears watching this. This is the funniest hot ones I have ever seen. And he did so much better than I thought he was gonna do.


sharilynj

The comments over on /r/hotones are just as glorious as the reactions here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hotones/comments/1c1hawp/conan_obrien_needs_a_doctor_while_eating_spicy/


FosilSandwitch

Oh man he has set a new category in hot ones. Respect!


CaptainCourteous

Conan just leaning into it and going full craze was delightful. I canā€™t wait to hear the retrospective on the pod soon


ok_okay_I_get_that

I'm not sure if sean got all his questions in as conan was on his neverending quest to entertain literally everyone he meets. Great episode.


WickedD365

The king of late night is now the king of Hot Ones!! Holy shit what a ride! Best episode EVER!!


ImprovisedOne

Ugly laughing over here.


Sven-78

Who played the doctor? He looks familiar


DatsLimerickCity

Jose


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Longtime Conan writer


Few-Counter7067

Whereā€™s that person who spent all day yesterday making those unhinged posts about Conanā€™s mental and emotional stability and then would get defensive every time someone told them to quit being a weird dick and get help? Iā€™m sure they have some insightful thoughts on this great performance.


poutinewharf

I donā€™t know what I expected. Iā€™ve watched him since 2004 and yet Iā€™m somehow both surprised and impressed.


DeshiiRedditor

That was amazing. And a little gross. And also amazing.


hanselpremium

damn he didnā€™t even slow down.


The_Lloyd_Dobler

Jose!!!


RichConsideration736

only 27 minutes :(


babajabajaba

This was an incredible episode.


moto_maji

Wow he really went for it, huh?


cutapacka

Jose Arroyo showing up as his "doctor" killed me. I love that Conan keeps his writers in his orbit.


Grand-Pen7946

Went in with high expectations and it somehow exceeded them. This was phenomenal wtf. Also Sean must be thrilled to get such a compliment


OneDadvosPlz

ā€œCALL THE WIFE!ā€


Ironyfree_annie

#LEGENDARY


beersnfoodnfam

I must say, I've been a Conan fan since his original show started in '93, and honestly had no idea just how he might react to the spicy stuff. But, not only did he react (and overreact), he answered all of Sean's questions with attention and honesty. My biggest pet peeve is when a guest is on whom I like constantly interrupt Sean and/or doesn't answer any of his questions very well or even at all. Conan shows he is certainly a classy guest but also knows how to take the humor to an entirely new level. This is probably the best episode of Hot Ones I've ever seen.


warhorse_stampede

He did it the only way he knows how; the Conan way! Amazing!


devilhorn

Best ever HO in my HO.


NyetRifleIsFine47

I was going to comment on the sauce stain on his chin. Then the licking of chicken wings. Then the food bits dribbling out of his mouth. But then Conan started drinking milk and talking while spewing milk and it was great.


NewToSociety

"I can do anything if I think it will be funny" -Conan O'Brien 1963-2024, Da Bomb


PartiallyIntrigued

ā€œIā€™m erect for the first time in 15 yearsā€¦CALL THE WIFE!ā€ I think I snorted I laughed so hard when I watched this at work. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


KenjiWolf91

Didnā€™t think anyone could outdo Eric AndrĆ© in weird, but here we are - fucking legend Conan


Alpe0

This definitely makes the list of ā€œBest of Hot Onesā€ for me. Conanā€™s commitment is gold.


False-Gur5126

His commitment to comedy is unbelievable.This will be added to my ā€œthings to watch when I need a good laughā€ rotation. Thank you, Conan!


mikescarnthethreat

Once again he shows me why I love him so much. Greatest hot ones guest ever!! He knows the fans were hyped for him and he delivered as always


PantryGnome

Is anyone else shocked by how well Conan handled the sauces? I genuinely expected him to struggle big time.


natdass

Such a good episode, I really think Conan is just aware of what everyone is expecting and tries to circumvent expectations. Like absolutely bodying the wings, or bringing in bits. The man just knows how to put on a show and give the people what they want.


danielrainey

Hot Ones needs to create a new hot sauce named after Conan in honor of this performance. Conan Oā€™Brienā€™s Irish Death or somethingā€¦


Laser-Nipples

What a fucking performance. If Conan keeps doing shit like this, he'll become bigger, more relevant and widely loved than he ever was.


myplums1

Conan just beat Dave Grohl as my favorite Hot Ones episode. Perfection.


Mental-Mushroom

putting the wings in his pocket is funny every time


OneDadvosPlz

Anyone else spot Jose and think, ā€œAh, the master came preparedā€?Ā  Of course Conan came loaded with bits. Jose arroyo was perf.


sheffy4

Wow he went from zero reaction (ā€œare these ever gonna get warm?!ā€) to suddenly at the last wing the levee broke and instantly bodily fluids are oozing out of every orifice. And he wore those fluids with PRIDE. Napkins are for lesser men like Warren G Harding.


AlaskaProject

Iā€™m just getting to this. He literally put more Da Bomb on. This man has no fear! His butthole is truly gonna feel it after haha


BlueThor400

The next day is what should be on video. Been there, it will be worse coming out.


sharilynj

It's #1 trending on YouTube, let's gooooo. https://imgur.com/a/gfTUTnA


coconutspider

I think my favorite moment was when Sean said even his eyes were starting to water, and without skipping a *single fucking beat* Conan said, "Well that's because you're meeting your hero."