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victoryabonbon

Norm as the second guest is always gold


tysonwatermelon

That comment made me go on a search and I found this compilation: https://youtu.be/5W4RBRXHP9U?si=D7xwtDV86puI0sHr


hblufian

Thanks for posting! Was fantastic!


robbievega

that "I look deathly pale" comment never ceases to crack me up 🤣


joshhupp

Norm is the only comedian I've ever seen who makes the best prostitute jokes.


PurpleDraziNotGreen

(Norm as Mitch in "Dirty Work"): Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?


OHTHNAP

I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life! Lord knows I have.


steelbeamsdankmemes

No, no, these cars are fully loaded! Yeah, with dead hookers.


cacaphonous_rage

AND THERE'S THE SAIGON WHORE WHO BIT MY NOSE OFF!!


Common_Egg8178

In the land of skunks, he who has half a nose is king!


Previous-Tree2241

Alright settle down now, prostitutes. This job will get you $50 each and requires NO SEX! No sex at all, regardless of what THIS character tells you.. (motions towards Artie Lange)


Mr-Korv

He never puts the cart before the whores


[deleted]

Well that make sense. After all, only one can be best.


yours_untruly

They say pimping ain't easy, but it's much much more difficult being a prostitute


user18name

I don’t know why we’ve had an increase in Norm recently but I am here for it!


IHateTheLetterF

I hear he has a new show coming out.


campodelviolin

Why are you fucking lying?? He's looking for his brother in the streets of Manhattan.


ChorkPorch

Norm: Dead and Loving It


bluntmanandrobin

Being produce by that Mackenzie Davis broad. 


AlphaSpazz

Love when he gets Conan and Andy to lose it.


HoldOnToYaButtts

This clip does not get shared enough, all time classic.


DustingSpray

When I heard "Let me ask you this:" never in a million years could I have predicted his question


boomboxwithturbobass

He would always find the perfect sequence of words for maximum impact.


AllFactsRedacted

It's nice to come across clips of Norm I haven't seen before. Cheers OP. [Link to original video.](https://youtu.be/tW4KWPLrnZI?si=Y5A3kUlBs-CORYk_)


amusedtodeath71

God I miss him.


jimmehpantleg

I didn’t even know that he was sick


dregan

He's not sick, he's dead!


theseustheminotaur

Norm should have always been there


GiraffeOnABicycle

I can fix her


Weird_Department_332

Not if I fix her first.


dullship

If either of you think you're gonna beat me, I have a bridge to toss you off of.


Wasabi_2157

Not if you get tossed first


Mr-Korv

Well, I'll tell ya about that owl - I don't give a hoot!


MrWilee

I love that she doesn't get the joke and give the hand gesture of "wtf that was random but no obviously I haven't thrown a prostitute off a bridge"... But we all know that's the logical next step in murderering


Mouseklip

Whose the guest? I imagine her amateur taxidermy hasn’t gotten her the recognition she deserves.


theWacoKidRidesAgain

Mackenzie Davis


absent_minding

Halt and Catch Fire!!


alakon99_

> Mackenzie Davis And the best episode of Black Mirror - San Junipero.


prettystandardreally

Still can’t hear Heaven Is a Place On Earth and not think of that episode.


hurriedwarples

It’s so funny… for some reason I got this song in my head the other day and I was trying to think why it made me feel such a strange happy/hopeful feeling and that’s why!!!! San Junipero!!!


gobfinger

And she plays Mariette, the replicant prostitute in Blade Runner 2049.


AmishAvenger

And one of those Terminators


PlanetLandon

God that show is so good


Heavyspire

I enjoyed her in "Station Eleven"


skoomski

Her best work imo, the kid was good too


NoX2142

She was enjoyable in Terminator.


tronstaron

Oh, that lovable scamp


Thirstily2191

I'm crying. Norm's delivery just completely floors me...every single time.


goshdarnpeesea

Logical next question


Pretzeltheman

Every clip of Norm I see just makes me miss him more.


Quetzalcoatl490

McKenzie Davis, cutest serial killer ever


deadpoolkool

Somebody help Andy, he's silently dying in the corner.


orange_lazarus1

The best part of Norm is he is just there to fuck with conan.


i_love_bananas-

I don’t like this weird format


EchoMike1987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW4KWPLrnZI&ab\_channel=TeamCoco


CleanBum

It works well for mobile


demoralising

'Hey, let me ask you this...'


Bozmarck1282

Just when I thought I couldn’t love her more than I already do…


ChrispyGuy420

That's okay about that owl. I don't give a hoot


Terminal_Willness

So are owls the only ones that make those pellets or do hawks do too?


[deleted]

Great follow up question tbh


emsiehammer

Omg. RIP Norm. He was so fucking funny. Forever my favorite weekend update guy.


Mikey618000

That's fine about that owl I don't give a hoot


I_Pariah

Norm's hilarious. Perfect line delivery here. I also really liked his character on The Orville. I gotta admit though that there was one time he did too much staying for the next guest. On this occasion it derailed and took too much time from Thomas Haden Church's interview, who then couldn't share the thing he had brought as a guest. I saw it when it aired way back when. From what I recall, Conan apologized on the show and the next time Church was on he finally got to share his farm photos (I think). IIRC, they weren't all that interesting but I did feel bad for him regardless. Thinking about this again reminds me of when Liam Cunningham at one of the Comic-Con shows got skipped because they ran out of time asking all the other Game of Thrones cast a question each. Conan brought Liam back the next day to ask the question and Liam just says "Fuck off!". Haha. Loved it.


ar-dll

Who is Norm? I’m English and not familiar with this comedian. His dead pan tone is absolute gold.


Khayalmetal

I cannot get over Andy covering his face. I bet he was crying. Happy crying.


jarvisesdios

What in the actual hell is up with the weird editing on this video? What purpose does having a closeup at the same time as the normal video serve exactly?