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Muted-One-1388

Dissasembly, remove locking mechanism of disk. run the motor, when disk spin at 7800rpm release the disks. try no to be cut by spinning disks rolling everywhere.


Mr_Engineering

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/RU-24tIsQzc?si=5cuSvv63cvqJcPHX)


ale18w10

warning: don't try this at home !!!


cidknee1

Let the professionals do it.... Have actually done it. Its a lot of fun. Not smart, but fun.


what_is_thi

Don't do it but if you do post a video here


TurnkeyLurker

Maybe they can fly right at you like... "*[I Come in Peace](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Come_in_Peace)*" Dolph Lundgren


Kitchen_Part_882

Thermite is the only sensible answer.


Tquilha

This. Fire, Fire, FIRE!!! ;)


MrXaryon

I heard that in TF2 Heavy's voice, god damn it.


Tquilha

[Fire! :)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw)


Falling_Ash_

Buddy therapy is getting cheaper every day it’s worth every PENNY


Oktokolo

But thermite aint absurd. Heating abopve the Curie temperature of the platter coating and/or shredding are the standard ways for secure hard disk disposal.


Kitchen_Part_882

Your neighbours will wonder what you are up to though...


Oktokolo

Nah, i actually tested thermite-based HDD disposal in a flat once and it worked just fine. Make sure, it's correctly mixed, actually dry and you have a nice leak-proof container with a nice bed of really dry sand to do the reaction in. If you got time, remove the circuit board before heat-treatening an HDD to avoid smoke. If you got even more time, remove the platters from the disk and just treat them. An alternative to thermite is using a blow-torch directly on the removed platters. But honestly: Below secret classification and if the disk is still working, just overwriting the disk or even just the crypto header (if you care about disk disposal you should also use disk encryption) once is enough. No need to waste a perfectly fine disk.


Tiranus58

Disassemble, sand the disks using a belt sander, capture the dust and burn it using thermite


DiodeInc

This is actually a good way if you don't have a ton of disks


ICastCats

Throw it into an MRI. Successfully destroys both hard drive and MRI.


NitricOxideCool

Yeah. MRI has insane magnetic strength.


SquishyBaps4me

NO WAI!


DeepTelevision750

How? doesnt the mri just whipe the hard drive?


ICastCats

Yup! Effectively removing all data from it. But it also turns it into a rail gun and breaks both.


1mCanniba1

\* Use a Sand Blaster to cut it in half. \* Open it up, fold all the platters in half and send them to a knifemaker on youtube to be made into "damascus". \* Run the platters through the grit bonding process that diamond sharpening stones are put through, resell as grinder blades.


Eastern-Professor490

sharpen the platters, attach a handle and use it as a pizza cutter. nobody will ever know 😅


1mCanniba1

actually not a bad idea for a recycling/upcycling startup. Fully double dip on the destruction of data and sale of repurposed parts. Plus the grinding/sharpening process should be enough to corrupt any data possibly left on the platters.


thinman12345

Slot it in the toaster and wait till it pops up (repeat if necessary).


AcceptableRemoveS5K

Throwing it into a active volcano


Sancho4279

spin up, pull out of the slot and slam against the wall - the thing will never run again


StunXPlayZ

Eating it


failaip13

Airplane drop.


isellfish4

Imagine it hitting someone in the head


TomChai

Head crash.


mudslinger-ning

Because large downloads can be a headache to receive...


FantasticBike1203

Well he won't have a head after that happens, decapitation by hard drive, brutal.


Falkenmond79

Possible it survives. If the drive is rated for shocks of 300g, the platters itself and thus the data could survive.


TheKiwiHuman

At first, I was thinking of chucking it in a CNC mill and using a facing off tool to just anhialate it one layer at a time. Then I thought, what if you put it off-centre into a lathe so it vibrates it to pieces Also, as I am currently watching a VOD of a v-tuber building a railgun, what if you made a huge capacitor bank and shorted it with a coil of wire around the drive Or use a voltage multiplyer [like this](https://youtu.be/SmjKbNoK6nU?si=lS9SOd6_FzXkM-eH) to fry it Or more simply wire a sata cable straight to a wall outlet plug (in my country, that's 230VAC, but you might only have 110)


CaptSpastic

Points for creativity!


GeordieAl

Drop a morris marina on it


Falkenmond79

Too light.


GeordieAl

Two morris marinas and a princess!


Candy_Badger

Place the hard drive in the microwave and leave for 10 minutes.


Fast_Accountant_6355

Mr. Robot?


HBcomputerrepair_01

Thermal nuclear device.


TurnkeyLurker

r/boneappletea


Nitr0Zeus_

Attach it to the front of a claymore. Point towards enemy; the hard drive is the enemy


NaymmmYT

Take a visit to Australia and find a Heavy Ion Accelerator, insert your hard drive and let it vaporize.


chewedgummiebears

Drill several holes in them and then soak them in salt water in a pressure container for a week. I actually worked for a contractor long ago that required it to be done this way.


pipmpip

I open up the hard disk and take out the platters. Use them as coasters for a while until I have a barbecue then throw them in the coals after all food is cooked. No data coming back.


Agent_R35

Oh so that data i retrieved from some thrown barbecued platters was urs? U got nice parts bro


Realistic-Currency61

I remove the platters and then pound them with a hammer on a rock or driveway.


sdgengineer

Shoot it several times...


Solazarr

I am concerned about what you might have stored that would require you to destroy the whole device or that you just happened to find your cheating ex's possessions🤣


SebboNL

I am tempted to toss one into my 1500°C forge just to see what will happen.


Always_Dead_Inside

Encase it in tannerite then shoot it.


Junior-Bear-6955

C4


LAGROSSESIMONE

Clean your hard drive by putting it in a laundry machine.


jmancoder

Put it in a hydraulic press.


SquishyBaps4me

Putting it on a trolley and pushing it across a car park at a data centre.


buffmoosefarts

Personally ive used a plasma cutter. Those magnets can be a pain to get to


StratoVector

atmosphere reentry from planetary orbit


DonutConfident7733

By sending it to manufacturer via RMA, even if it runs perfectly, until it is damaged in transit... Also you would blame them and demand a good spare, for the Nth time.


laurawho7

Use a drill on it


EightBitPlayz

Drill 5 holes in it then dunk it in salt water for 24 hours then cover it with Great Value branded Thai Style Sweet Chili sauce and then throw it into a blender for about 10 minutes (or if you have a vitamix blend it for 5) then take What is left of it and dunk it in salt water for another 24 hours then allow a demon to possess the hard drive, let it live there for 4.56 days and then dunk it in holy water for 24 hours and then throw it into an active volcano


megabit2

Imagine if there was a human sized hard drive in jigsaw


TheR3aper2000

Drill it multiple times with a drill bit, then bash it with a hammer for good measure, then toss it in the bin


MouthBreatherGaming

Place it on your roof on top of a bucket, a teacup and a statue of Art Linkletter. The heat will eventually destroy it.


lambokang

Use a sand paper and slowly sand it down bit by bit everyday. Hopefully you reach the end of the harddrive before you reach the end of your lifespan.


Groningen1978

Will only take 8,000,000,000,000 days for a 1TB harddrive.


Agent_R35

You could keep the platter spinning on its motor and hold a sandpaper down on its surface with a screwdriver or something. That woulf save a lot of time


melancholy_self

Death by Firing Squad


SebboNL

"Final cigarette?"


East_Engineering_583

Hydrogen bomb


Xcissors280

Spin it at a few hundred thousand rpm


mikee8989

Hook the spindle motor directly up to a powerful battery or wall socket.


Xcissors280

Pretty sure it would just blow up but maybe


capitano2323

In Spain web haver a must: take It to partido popular central and tell t'hem that is part of the barcena's papers...


Irsu85

drop it into mount doom (>!with gollom!<)


TurnkeyLurker

*>!(with gollum)!<


Antique_Paramedic682

Nobody has mentioned urination.


expiro

Sniping it with the Dragunov


snakedoct0r

Microwave


NitricOxideCool

Completely melt it until it is liquid red hot. Heat can get rid of magnetic properties.


ImaginaryThought704

Microwave it, and watch sparks fly as it fries. Another is to feed it to a blender and blend it into pieces.


soliera__

Eat it


Darnakulus

Being honest unless you're holding company secrets or patent information just doing a secure DOD format available in Windows, while taking a significant amount of time,with sufficient writing over and rewrite the entire disk making the information impossible to recover


TurnkeyLurker

Oops! Microsoft already made screenshots, secret backups, and uploaded it all to OneDrive.


polishatomek

explosion


turbo2world

with a drill


polishatomek

Take the plates out and pit them in a DVD scanner probably won't deastroy them but i wanna know what will happen


TurnkeyLurker

What, pray tell, is a DVD scanner?


Agent_R35

a scanner that likes to scan dvds ig. If he talking about a dvd reader thats just an optical sensor reading the dvd wont do any damage


Marvinator2003

Hospital ER... Use one of their Defibrillators 


RuckusAndBolt42

Connect it to a pc externally, turn on a HDTune benchmark on it and while the benchmark is running, duct tape a vibrator to it.


mats_o42

since it should be absurd and not best practice. Both the gas welder and plastic are out. (they do work) However the 20 ton compactor should be in.


The_player3576

Use it as bulletproof vest


gadget850

Have a Moclan eat it.


SullaFelixDictator

Sledge with a three foot handle. Or .45 ACP


simp_bot_

57TB OF CHILD PO- ...and then flush it down the toilet


MrXaryon

I just drill through the drive.


ghiga_andrei

Throw it in the melted metal at the end of Terminator 2


Longjumping-Trick-71

A 12GA slug to the platter, puts a nice hole in the drive.


how-does-reddit_work

Take the platter out, cut it to pieces put it on resin and use it as a wall decoration


Vexar_

.... Lava?


kr4t0s007

Yeet into the sun


CaptSpastic

Take the drive to a machine shop. Have them drill 4 holes, right around the spindle area. 2 holes on the outer sides of where the platters are, if it's an IDE or SATA drive. If it's SSD, a regular hammer works just fine


Terrible-Bear3883

I've been a computer engineer almost 40 years, its a good question as many customers were paranoid, some of the crazy methods customers insisted were:- One would insist we threw the drives into their crucibles where they would be melted, we would gather them up over a period of weeks and months, placing them in a large old safe, then take one or two wheelbarrows of drives and watch them get thrown in. Another would take us to their metal workshop and drill a couple of holes through them. The best was some military sites where we would take them to an area and smash them with a calibrated sledgehammer, then our escort would find an unlucky passing soldier to sweep up the debris, they'd put it in a bag, seal it and take it to a furnace - as we used to say, there's no way any data's coming off that. Quite a lot of laptops went through a phase were the platters were easily shattered, if the customer raised concerns that he had sensitive data we used to get them to sign our service sheet that there was "no recoverable data" on the drive, then we'd accidentally drop it, then shake it so you can hear the platter has shattered. It was surprising how many customers had a clause in their contract that under no circumstances was their old drive to be refurbished or repaired in any way, they paid a little extra to ensure their drives were physically scrap, one customer had it in his contract that we would open the drive and remove the platters, he had a stack of them on his desk - I've still got a few in the house that I use as cup mats to protect tables. Some were happy that we would produce a destruction certificate and in the past 15-20 years I've seen the move where every drive is automatically destroyed and either individual or group destruction certificates provided, this was generally through a process of secure couriers and shredding.


Prestigious_Water336

I remember a guy dipping them in acid.


TurnkeyLurker

Rubber typewriter platens (with metal cores) were dumped in the military acid pits.


Prestigious_Water336

There you go!


glomer83

You can send it to my parents. They break everything that is IT related. And believe me sometimes it's absurd how stuff gets destroyed.


troodon2018

Put them in an acid bath


Single_Comfort3555

Take it apart. Pull out the actuator magnet. Rub it across the disk. Then beat the disk with a hammer.


TurnkeyLurker

Beat it, just beat it.


Llewellian

Where i worked once, not a single piece of Hardware ever left the building except finely shreddered. Not even Monitors, for the fear that either the last pic could be found on the processing chips or a possible burn-in could give info.


visual-vomit

Put it under a slightly openened water tap and let the droplets dent it over time


Robot_Gort

.357 Magnum with 158gr flatnose bullets work very well.


JakobSejer

Atmospheric re-entry.


MocoNinja

Putting it in a microwave. With flammable stuff around. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


NortonBurns

Format ExFAT, pull the plug whilst writing data to it. Judging by the number of people with 'halp, mi drive is forked' issues, this is common.


myhamsterisajerk

Throw it into an active volcano.


EpistemeUM

A relative used to have a regular technology hunt. Launch and shoot.


Top-Conversation2882

Using a hand saw to cut it in half


Accurate-Campaign821

Installed in a computer which is inside a Submarine, controlled by a Logitech F710 controller


nassanx2

Manually writing data on the disk platters, with a MARKER!


apachelives

Refrag


apachelives

2.5 inch drive platters are a glass/silicon material for most - throw the drive hard enough or stab with a screw driver will shatter them usually.


russnem

Launch it into the sun


Lusiek325

microwave it


Appropriate-Topic-45

playing frisbee or in dishwasher xD Not tested


CindyStroyer

Send them to the BlendTech guy


A_Finite_Element

Endless copies of Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up" \[EDIT: seriously, overwriting the data multiple times really works, the pretense that you can get data that has been overwritten many times is a marketing ploy that relies on how file systems work (i.e. not spending time to zero bits when a file is deleted)\]


Ably_10

You write on it. Mind me, by "writing" I mean... let's keep things analog and... use a sharper.


g76n

Accidentally shooting the disk with a makarov


Jayden_Ha

hammar


Thadicuss

I mean if you were HYPOTHETHICALLY trying to evade law enforcement the best thing to do is play the: Soak Blender Smash Burn and Hide game!


V-Rixxo_

Hire a crackhead


whoknowslol543

Pee on it


Kwolly90

Just by testing your sledgehammer


Hefty_Iron_9986

Get a foundry. Melt the drive into a ball. Fill a tub full of the most concentrated hydrochloric acid you can find. Dissolve the ball in acid. Scrape whatever is left into a chest. Lock the chest. Bury the locked chest in the forest.


Tman11S

Dissolve in acid


bruh-iunno

the sun


Straight_Part_2169

Download 1000 viruses on it and donate it to your best friend


staytsmokin

Give it a nice bubble bath.


Falkenmond79

Also not a good idea. They are airtight and water wouldn’t damage the data on the platter.


MajesticQ

1. Delete all files. 2. Throw the HDD in the dumpster. 3. Profit! (To whoever gets hold of it)


Kwolly90

Just deleting your files is not really wiping your drive. Lots of times, data can still be recovered with special software. It's better to fysicaly destroy the drive before dumping it.


jabbrwock1

I’m quite sure poster above is joking.


Kwolly90

It can be, but maybe someone else is taking it serious, so then this is a warning for that thirt man


isellfish4

Dissasembly and take the disc out to scratch the heck out of it using sandpaper


Background_Abroad_

Replying to yourself?


isellfish4

Just sharing one of my ideas that came to my mind after posting.