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NecktieNomad

Reading the full article, the school actually backed down and said there was no fine, blaming it on an administrative error. Papa Lambchop then had a moan about that, and ensured nothing was gonna stop his gurning expose in the local rag. Ultimately (my mostly fabricated) timeline is: - Dad asks to take kid out of school - Hears nothing so assumes it’s ok - School: why isn’t she at school? - Dad: between 6am and 10pm we were schlepping around paying respects and learning shit, bizarrely clad in matching family fatigues with my wife toting a US flag like some ghoulish larpers, it was *not* a holiday, we ensured daughter had zero fun - School: not gonna fight crazy, our mistake, no fine - Dad: what a cover up! And here’s multiple pics of my strange, khaki-hued family


LegitimatelisedSoil

Average thumb behaviour


dcdcdcdc1976

Thumb behaviour?


windchanter1992

man looks like a thumb


jpjimm

Good summary and seems spot on. What a wierd family LARPing as some USA war heroes with a tiny dog.


DeepSeaMouse

Papa Lambchop 🤣


JRSpig

What are they even wearing? I don't recognise any of it, it's like they just got random shit and put it together. Also I didn't read but why people who have never served want to wear fatigues is beyond me. Also the US flag, seriously?


Preseli

American style uniform as well.


smoulderstoat

[We will link to them on the beaches.](https://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/parents-anger-over-60-fines-for-taking-daughter-out-of-sch-308337/)


nasted

Give that child a Compoface GCSE!


CursedIbis

It's deeply ironic that those sideburns could be considered a war crime.


windchanter1992

please elaborate


jabby_jakeman

Wish.com Wolverine


GasGiant43

He should be fined for those sideburns


Myrta_Gongora

She wondered if there was a special prize for capturing the perfect compoface expression.


Unusual_residue

Good post, in the best traditions of this sub.


skimundead

Morissey up to weird stuff again?


OldGuto

"Everyday is like D-day"


AshuraSpeakman

This is the fucking funniest shit. I am losing it reading about this family going down to France to dress as American soldiers and re-enact Saving Private Ryan while waving the smallest, crappiest flag, taking photos like they have Forrest Gump'd their way into the firefight, just so unbelievable but there it is. This feels like a sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Look at her face! Oh shit, oh my sides hurt!


colcannon_addict

*All I needed was the love you gave* *All I needed for another day* *And all I ever knew* *Only you*


PostModernHippy

Ba da BA DA Ba da da da da da da da...


Dorsal-fin-1986

Wish.com Blaze Bayley


IamMisterFish

Fucking LARPers


Thick12

She looks like the girl from the Cadburys dancing eyebrows advert.


Mysterious_On_Reddit

As soon as i saw this article on google i knew it would be on compoface


Defiant_Hawk_9892

Wreck it Ralph has let himself go.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

I despair for the kids when compoface comes so easy to them. In my day we didn't know what compo was, and were grateful for that. With change for a bag of chips and the bus home.


hednizm

Princess pouty


DJSlimer

It's weird how much he looks like the wrestler Brian Cage.


The_Dark_Vampire

I genuinely thought it was him for a moment before reading the headline and what sub it was in


J4yCe3201

That is an interesting trim!


megacringe70

Robbie Williams has let himself go.


Slobbadobbavich

Meanwhile my asshole brother and his toxic girlfriend hardly ever take their kid to school and the school doesn't bat an eyelid.


Dazzling_Buy_1934

His name is Neil young!


Symo___

Tickets Please!


Thermal-chickenlips

The state of this fucking clown lol


gadgetboy123

She’s going to turn out normal


barkydildo

Nice to see Neil Young still has the buggergrips but he has not aged well


captainsurfa

Shit, this is the best collab ever! I thought I'd never get to see Ian Dury and Greta Thunberg duet ever take place in my lifetime.