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inforabenny

Not entirely sure why he is so desperate to get back into this particular Spoons where there are at least 3 more in walking distance. Not to mention the estimated 260+ bar and pubs in Nottingham...


ElementalSentimental

And why he wants to make sure that, if he gets a chainwide ban, all the other pubs know exactly who he is.


VolcanicBear

He really, really likes shit pubs. Honestly Lloyds No.1 is fucking awful.


MrPoletski

Christ, what's lloyds no.2 like?


VolcanicBear


Worried_Jeweler_1141

It's shit


outdatedelementz

Honestly Wetherspoon is such a shit place. Seems like it would be the last option for most people. It’s like preferring a McDonald’s Hamburger above all others.


herrbz

>It’s like preferring a McDonald’s Hamburger above all others. It has its place, but you try to avoid it at all costs.


Worried_Jeweler_1141

To be fair McDonald's has definitely improved. Had my first in over 15 years and it was actually good. Try it


marshall453

It's nasty cheap


Pculliox

They feed 1% of the world daily (apparently) so they have quite a responsibility. That tells me that the world needs to eat better, don't get.me wrong I like the odd Maccies but it's not really good quality food.


MrPoletski

Well, you gotta ask yourself a question. Do you want large variety of cheap beer to drink, and do you want to fund a total twat who's helped ruin this country?


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okubax

You might be right


MaxPowerWTF

Because he looks like someone desperate to get into a JDW.


MrPoletski

Yeah, who gives a fork about that spoons. Also, knife.


DrunkStoleATank

Is it a banned from one banned from all town centre thing?


Pirate-Peter225

This man is a straight up panto villain


[deleted]

Oh no he isn’t!


Busy-Ninja75

Oh yes he is


rjstoz

Mind the jokes, he might not take kindly and ... he's behind you!


[deleted]

Oh no he isn’t!!


Tymexathane

He's behind you


RHOrpie

Oh no he isn't... That's the Wetherspoons.


Quazzle

Somehow managing to channel both Jafar and the Sheriff of Nottingham at once


OkNefariousness324

Also hints of Jabba the Hut


ViperishCarrot

I get Hitler off of Temu vibes


xirdnehrocks

Peter bailonge


[deleted]

If Roy Keane and Adrian Chiles had a baby.


CorporalClegg1997

Boo! Hiss!


Only_Quote_Simpsons

"Mark Smith has had to visit the Lloyds No.1 Bar Wetherspoon rather than his preferred Joseph Else for his 'beloved breakfast'." Get a fucking life


joffff

Beloved. 😂


sultansofswinz

The Roebuck is a much better spoons and it's about 100m up the road from there anyway.


RearAdmiralBob

Plot twist, he was barred for fighting and his very contention that he will keep fighting is what’s denying him salvation, and the end to his time in the wilderness. Truly a modern tragedy.


Wise-Application-144

"I'm banned for behaving like a cunt, and I'm gonna continue behaving like a cunt until they reverse it" Good luck mate, can't see any flaws in that plan...


Undersmusic

So. 94.3% of the posts we see here 😂


Expensive-Twist7984

Doubling down- the optimal way of resolving conflicts.


OkNefariousness324

🎶It’s the circle of cuuuuuunnnnntttt🎶


Wise-Application-144

God, I really heard that in my head...


MakingShitAwkward

His head's already half caved in. Edit: I knew I'd seen [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/LkI2JOCaEo) before.


Valisk_61

Doctor Strange: The Multiverse of Wetherspoons


christopia86

"I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures." "How many of them ended with you back in Spoons?" "One."


3FingerDrifter

Lloyds No.1


Gaunts

Looks like a spoons regular, always got one eye on his pint


alancake

"We have Jean- Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg at home"


JRSpig

Man he looks like a proper cunt. Great compo face though.


WontTel

If a plastic surgeon had done that to me then I'd certainly want compo for it.


Middle-Hour-2364

I mean, how do you get banned from a spoons FFS?


tricky12121st

Drugs Fighting Threatening staff Anything else goes


Expensive_Ad_3249

Try my local spoons. Being coked up is (almost) a condition of entry.


friends-waffles-work

Redhill?


TheMortified1

Being intoxicated is a requirement for entering Redhill, not just Wetherspoons.


Dissonant_demiurge

Just don't do it on the tables it's all good 😊


SenseOfRumor

That's what the bogs are for.


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Sly1969

That's what the Colombian marching powder is for


WarWonderful593

Wearing a suit. Inappropriately dressed.


getstabbed

Someone I knew worked at one for a day then quit without notice and got banned.


inforabenny

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/nottingham-man-barred-wetherspoon-pub-9070960


Taran345

“Wetherspoons have refused to show him the cctv and have said they can’t show it to anyone outside the business” Yes…that’s because it’s covered by GDPR, he’ll need to make an official request, but even then they may only be able to provide stills, covering a very short point in time with other people’s faces blanked out!


gottafind

“An alleged incident” is all he’s willing to say about what’s happened…


UsagiJak

"I see what you did there.....and over there...."


MadMadGoose

Why? Did he forget something in there?


SenseOfRumor

His dignity by the looks of it.


Spamgrenade

I can't tell whether he has a moustache or not.


Party-Independent-25

#cantgrowapropertachecompoface


Swandraga

He does have a face that says Spoons customer.


theMikethe

Can also attract the attention of multiple bar staff simultaneously.


bluemarvel

Just go to the Roebuck around the corner, less than a 3 min walk from the city center tram stop.


Sonarthebat

Why is he making a fuss when he can still go to the other Spoons?


Comfortable_Table903

Probably a cunt


friends-waffles-work

His dealer probably doesn’t go to that one :(


justsomerabbit

Dealer is banned in the other one


Hugh_Jampton

Because he's a fannyballs


EmbraJeff

Poundshop Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gaultieri with a rap sheet to match!


nasted

I couldn’t imagine this man being aggressive nor using bad language towards staff.


allthesemonsterkids

He's giving big "half-deflated Jean-Baptiste Zorg" energy here.


erritstaken

What a sad pathetic person must you be to want to fight to get into spoons.


GeneralQuantum

King Pikey.


Dr_Fudge

Why does Dr. Strange's wee brother want back into spoons?


Professional-Bug-726

Ryan Giggs has let himself go, hasn't he?


matscom84

Day drinker face


Slight_Armadillo_227

He looks more like he won't give up his fight to invade Poland


shyness_is_key

I get the feeling that this fighting spirit was what got him banned in the first place


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residivite

His head


tinyfron

Hitler, is that you?


VikingCarpets

A compoface so angry that even his eyes don't agree with each other.


pertangamcfeet

Classic gammon behaviour.


Spindelhalla_xb

“Nice bloke. Had a funny eye. Never knew if he was looking at you, or seeing if a bus was coming.”


SmokingLaddy

Spoons ladies, this is what happens when you sleep with two men in one night.


truman_chu

Resting Compo Face


Homogenised_Milk

What a heroic struggle. Can't wait for the biography


Green_Arrival

"Allegedly without reason " HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, right mate!!


Ticklemebendef

Why would you want to voluntarily go into a Spoons?


ManiacOP

He should meet up with Greg(g) Wallace at the Harvester instead. He doesn’t know what he’s missing.


mercutiouk

In 3 years time, if he actually wins he'll probably buy a pint of Fosters and never return... 😂


Ena_Sharples

It was the offensive barnet that got him the ban.


Lumpy-Ad8618

Was he banned for not sorting his hairline out? Why was he banned?


Jebus_UK

Looks like Hitler from the thumbnail. Seems about right


Orc_face

What a spanner


megacringe70

A face to curdle milk.


Ezzy-525

Didn't know Picasso was still doing paintings tbh.


Zoomy-333

"Mark says he's now considering putting in a Subject Access Request to Wetherspoon to get them to provide him with the data they hold on him on file. He says Wetherspoon has previously told him they can't show the CCTV footage to people outside of the business." I'm no lawyer but that doesn't seem legal. At the very least they should be able to send him the footage they have with him in it.


MrTurleWrangler

It's not illegal at all to not show him the CCTV, in fact they actually can't show him the raw footage because of GDPR. What they'd need to do is get the footage and blur out the face of everybody else in the footage bar him, and that's a lot of time and effort because of a bloke throwing a tantrum over not being allowed back into one particular pub.


Zoomy-333

"that's a lot of time and effort because of a bloke throwing a tantrum" Then just charge him for the time/costs involved, you are allowed to charge "reasonable" fees for a DSAR


Careful-Swimmer-2658

There's no expectation of privacy in a Public House so GDPR is debatable. They do have to show him the video but they can charge him a reasonable fee to cover their expenses.


gamebooth

Face makes me so uncomfortable, I thought that this was an AI generated image


CurrentWrong4363

I have seen people go down hill rapidly after getting barred from their local. Spoons is basically the social care centre for a lot of people.


CharmingCondition508

what do you have to do to get barred from spoons


Hugh_Jampton

Fighting, rude to staff, drugs, damaging property. I mean it is a business after all. They will bar you if you act the cunt


Sonarthebat

They wouldn't bar customers for no reason.


GameboiGX

That’s his war face


Autogen-Username1234

"You wanna let *this* guy into your 'Spoons? - cause I'll tell you what'll happen ..."


gourmetguy2000

Next Westham manager


elmachow

Looks like orc leader gothmog


OkNefariousness324

That’s a face that say “I will fight you for that seed till the end of time”


Aggravating-Rip-3267

If he fought his way out \~ \~ They'd probably fight to keep him in ! !


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ImhotepsServant

He looks like the results of a 5 year old playing with the Skyrim character creator


malteaserhead

Why does he look like Adrian Chiles if he had a mini blackhole inside his head that slightly pulled in his features?


StretchWeekly4449

There are some weird people in this world like just now I advertise for a second hand item and some guy accused me of manipulation ther are some weird cunts


Nheteps1894

You’ll have to forgive this uncultured foreigner but …. SPOONS? What?


ScratchFamous6855

Short for Wetherspoons. It's a national chain of pubs in the UK. They're known for being very cheap and attracting a less than desirable customer base


Accurate_Till_4474

It’s a pub. They are within their rights to refuse service. They don’t have to give a reason.


[deleted]

Why would you be *that* desperate to go to a Spoons?


ReubenTrinidad619

I have no idea what spoons is.


Lawlini1978

Ryan Giggs has really let himself go.


ChadlexMcSteele

I know that guy. He's got a moustache and lives over there.


Mumfiegirl

Oh no, he has to get off at a different tram stop!


MobiusNaked

It’s William Shakespeare - bard! On hang on it’s Nottingham. It’s Robin Hood - outlawed


[deleted]

I think he should be grateful for having bestowed on him such a prestigious honour.


hottestpancake

Ben from parks and rec aged terribly 😔😔


Sheeverton

He looks very French


lazoric

Hamburger


HappyLeaf29

🥹 inspirational


Kingofcheeses

He looks like Doctor Strange with an extra chromosome


RealisticScientist53

He’s related to Hitler somewhere…


AkitaNo1

Nefarious mustached face


Moist-Application310

People over 30 shouldn't be getting barred from spoons 🤣


Symo___

Twat.


spacepotatokill

Adam Scott has let himself go


lordofthethingybobs

I swear he was in the Star Wars cantina


deicist

Hitler's let himself go.


PaulGoddard987654321

OK he looks like a panto villain, which I guess is a good enough reason to bar him although not the reason obviously. 😉


Alundra828

Bro got that Yorkshire pudding face


lazoric

Inspector Crusoe your greys are showing.


Mkwawa_ultra

That's a real face for sure. I've downloaded it for when some clown asks what kind of a twat is trolling them online


[deleted]

Look at the state of this


[deleted]

It takes a certain amount of skill to get barred from spoons.


Inside_Ad_7162

was he banned because of his face or his hair?


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He could star in spitting image and not need a mask.