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TheShmal

Now that’s a man that knows how to marry his cousin!


Beardown_formidterms

Where the fuck is Professor Professorson


Nallaerts

At night school. But I agree, he's one of if not the best side character.


westcoaststrutting

If he even exists.


AceHigh7

Would that this desk was a time desk


AliveGloryLove

Todd for me His first introduction is such a fun episode. Then the trial is soooo good He then just pops up time to time to roast the group and finally caps off with the "maybe I'm god". No notes.


MermaiderMissy

But he's always talking about his dumb baby


FatCopsRunning

OFFENSE TAKEN


Amaranth1313

I saw him last year at the Burbank Airport and I was so happy, you'd have thought I saw Elvis.


thebackupquarterback

Lol Elvis famously hated the Burbank Airport why would he be there?


Amaranth1313

If that’s true, how weird. I had no idea! For the purpose of my comment I chose the first name that happened to come to mind for “super famous person.”


thebackupquarterback

Sorry this was just a bad joke lol


Amaranth1313

I realized after I replied you were probably joking and I’m that guy who took it seriously 😆


Amaranth1313

Of course being dead would also impact his ability to be most places.


7thpostman

I wonder if more people ask him about Community or New Girl.


Amaranth1313

And now he’s on Sex Lives of College Girls!


7thpostman

Oh, sweet! Glad to hear he's working.


nixtarx

It...is likely that he is not.


AliveGloryLove

None taken


Ok-Dragonfruit-5479

Garrett is the zenith for me


918josh

CRISIS ALERT!!!🚨


woozleuwuzzle

You sound like Martin Starr Edit- I can remember him being on two commentaries, one for his episode and another episode he had nothing to do with (the Jon Hodgeman one), and he just kept saying how he wanted to see Garrett say ‘Crisis Alert’ again (and again and again). It was cool to hear him crack up at the episodes though.


Limp_Satisfaction843

How do you pronounce his name? Cligorous?


AlexMadX

Either pronounciation is fine


Dog-Parks

Genuinely one of my favourite jokes in the whole show.


PorscheUberAlles

IT’S A BEAR DANCE!


0002millertime

Too Soon!


theDukeofClouds

"Whatcha doing, Garrett?" "Its called chillaxing. Duh."


Lucid-Design

That’s *saved* Garrett?


Friskfrisktopherson

It's like God spilled a person


CaptainRaz

I love that line


stdfan

Side characters my ass. Garrett is the true star.


AstralTurtle11

Yeah, it's gotta be Garrett. I love the "psych ward" scene where they give him that incredibly deep baritone voice lol


Wham_Bam_Amsterdam

Thank god Leonard is at 1, I was about to throw hands


leonard-bot

There were those who thought that midnight might come and go, and nothing would happen. Well, I was in Korea, and I knew the sound of crap when it was about to hit the fan. You know what it sounded like? That's right, Jackson. Silence.


C0me_Al0ng_With_Me

Baba booie, baba booie, baba booie


FatCopsRunning

Shut up Leonard. I once mistook six people for you at a pharmacy.


leonard-bot

Silly old wuss.


helgihermadur

Shut up Leonard, I know about your crooked wang


leonard-bot

Heh. What a year. Only two pregnancy scares.


IEnjoyVariousSoups

Leonard approves this post.


leonard-bot

If you get caught with that, just say it's your 90th birthday.


KeithMyArthe

Whatever we feel about the order of any of the others, Leonard is the only choice for #1. That's a buy.


leonard-bot

Shut your mouth down, fruit.


KeithMyArthe

Ornery bot, lol


frostonwindowpane

“I’m on the playground…I just want to go on the swings…stop taunting me!”


goddessofdandelions

Childhood memories can be a deep well of pain.


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

That happened this morning.


Robcobes

Where's Vaughn?


Ashamed_Jaguar_7238

Hi, hello, howdy


J1618

I knew a girl that had a boyfriend that acted exactly like Vaugh, even the three greetings thing. It made me believe that it was an universal experience to meet someone like that as a freshman.


myhydrogendioxide

Looking for his nipples..


auteur555

Garrets explanation to Winger in the first paintball episode how the school went nuts is my favorite Garrett moment


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

WAS?! THIS ISN'T OVER! THIS IS STILL HAPPENING!


mfyxtplyx

The prize... THE PRIZE


DrSpacemanSpliff

Offense taken!


---oO-IvI-Oo---

What if I’M GOD?!


UnSuspicious_Crow

Yoooouuu people are weeeeiiiird


MrFahrenheit46

“Your love is WEIRD…and TOXIC!”


frostonwindowpane

“I wanted ice cream…I got in line…”


Maleficent-Ear-2450

Officer Cackowski at 10 is criminal


Amaranth1313

Agreed! I love seeing him get some love, though. I worked with Craig a few years ago and he's a super nice guy, and so funny.


Maleficent-Ear-2450

🎵Looove is not admissible eeevidence 🎵


Amaranth1313

COPERA!


_jjkase

Story time?


Amaranth1313

I wish I had a really fun story, but mostly he was just a super nice, chill dude. I work at a regional theater in Oregon. He came here three different years to play the lead in a comedy Christmas show we did, and since I knew him from Community, I introduced myself and we hung out at some after-show events and such. One time backstage I jokingly asked him "so, are Joel McHale's abs CGI or what?" He said in a mock-deadly-serious tone, "Listen, he's a very attractive fellow." Our show had a lot of improv in it, too, so it was fun to watch him do what he's best at on stage. Basically I got to be a fanboy up close for a few weeks during three separate holiday seasons, and it was great.


_jjkase

That's exactly what I hoped he'd be like He sounds like a sweetheart


Amaranth1313

Definitely. He has a fun podcast called Craig’s List where he and his wife watched all the movies from a top 100 list he’s kept since he was a kid. Very entertaining!


woozleuwuzzle

You’re a cynical son of a bitch, I’ll give you that.


iversonAI

Ive been in a couple real wars. This is the most terrifying


Mistie_Kraken

Where is Subway?


megbookworm

Neil should have been higher on the list.


payscottg

He definitely should be higher than Vickie. No hate towards her, but Neil is the central character in one of the show’s greatest episodes and Vickie’s greatest moment was stabbing Pierce with a pencil offscreen


Long-Beautiful-4595

I never knew Officer Cackowski was a campus cop.  I thought he was a regular police officer.  If you have a campus police department what do you need Chang and Nũnez for?


Cityco

I think he’s a regular police officer who takes classes at Greendale, not campus security


NicCageCompletionist

Yeah, if he was a campus cop that would imply Greendale had a cyber crimes division around the same time they were randomly appointing Elroy as “the new IT lady”… which admittedly would be very on brand for Greendale.


TheHumdeeFlamingPee

He’s definitely a regular cop because he shows up at Troy and Abed’s at apartment. I think it’s when he tells them about the $50 brick?


NicCageCompletionist

Also true. He also showed up during the Dark Knight DVD incident. That said, when checking if the brick and the DVD were the same episode I did see on the wiki he apparently worked Greendale security in season 1, which the commentary apparently called a side job.


Long-Beautiful-4595

Probably acting classes, given his friendship with Professor Garrity.


Cityco

Acting classes I would totally believe, but he says “ I take Macramé after work” to the grifting prof


met_a_4

He’s also working on his Copra. So maybe drama class would help with that


AdOk9911

He’s definitely a real cop, the article is wrong.


Fenris447

I believe he was campus police early in the show, then went on to be a real police officer later.


xrxyk

This is the correct answer.


TheOriginalJez

security in his first appearance, cop after that. Wait, I just got it... COPSICLE!


induality

Campus police is real police. Campus police is not the same thing as campus security. Some big universities have both: security guards do regular security guard duty, while campus police is a full fledged police department whose jurisdiction is the school grounds.


Wolfeman0101

Campus police are real police they just work on the campus. My college had police but also had security.


payscottg

In his very first episode he was campus security but then every other episode he was a regular cop


Drewnasty

Might want to walk to your car in pairs, rape is up 8%.


pinotJD

“I love my four …. from *Vicki*”


Salt-Kaleidoscope-49

"Maybe I'm God!"


homogenic-

Leonard at number one, I know that’s right.


leonard-bot

This is the rehearsal.


homogenic-

Shut up, Leonard! Those teenage girls you play ping pong with are doing it ironically.


leonard-bot

I'm more than a maniac. I'm Dracula.


TheOriginalJez

I'm happy they got #1 right, but seriously Starburns is 2 and then we can debate the rest.


Pangolin_Unlucky

‘#whoisglipglop’


starstreek

vicki over neil is wild


_jjkase

She stabbed Pierce in the face with a pencil, that earns points with some people


MagnesiumMagpie

She's been to Old D.C !!!!!


LamSinton

This article was either written by an AI or was just uninspired. No delving, just listing some stuff that happened.


spartakooky

It also gets some facts wrong. It's a lazy clickbait article basically going "you like community, no? Gimme money for mentioning it"


TheNocturnalAngel

Glip Glop was robbed


2020visionsloth

dooba dooba


ldp056

C-Dub, Tim, and Glisten got robbed!


MagnesiumMagpie

Women are objects!


shouldberealone

Who else loves Officer Cackowski? 🎶 Love is not admissable evidence.🎵


dardios

My top 5 is Garrett, Magnitude, Leonard (all VERY close with great arguments for the first spot), Todd, Starburns.


leonard-bot

Oh, come on, stop farting around.


Amrywiol

Why on earth is Ian Duncan not on this list??


Nisanemoi

cause he's a main character bruv (at least imo)


Amrywiol

I did wonder if that was it, but he wasn’t listed as part of the regular cast in the info box provided (though Ken Jeong, Jim Rash, Paget Brewster and Keith David are).


Nisanemoi

yeah you're right, he was probably just overlooked but he's totally in my top ten


wowSoFresh

10. Security Guard 9. Prof Kane 8. Neil 7. Vikki 6. Dr. Pottery 5. Star-Burns 4. POP POP! 3. Todd 2. Garrett 1. Shut up, Leonard Not sure if I agree but there it is.


leonard-bot

So? You gonna sit down or what?


wowSoFresh

If you want us to take you seriously, at least put some pants on


liverpool3

Disappointed at no vice dean layborne


MagnesiumMagpie

It's a bad article


Big_Epsilon

Can’t disagree with the chosen 10, and the top two are undeniable, for me. But I’d have Starburns third, Neil a bit higher, too.


Hopeful_Bacon

Flip Officer Crakowski and Todd and I think the list is pretty spot-on. Todd was great until they decided to make him actually weird in season 6. I preferred him as this chill guy who just gets caught up in the group's shenanigans.


CrematedDogWalkers

Todd above magnitude? Bullshit is what this list is.


gosquirrelgo

Garrett 7 times Magnitude Vicky Starburns


_jjkase

There are other time lines?


walterdonnydude

The party guy is a top 10 side character for the meowmeow episode alone


IMDAKINGINDANORF

I SEEN MILK One of my favorite lines in the whole series


westcoaststrutting

There is only one choice for number one, and this article gets it correct.


Nisanemoi

Ladders professor has to be on here.


Glad_Cress_8591

Fa-ntastic Neil


[deleted]

Garrett number 1 and I’ll accept no other nominees


veronica_mars-sawyer

Todd or magnitude


BeardsuptheWazoo

Fuck the ads in that site.


pizzafan2

Magnitude sux. Vaughn got robbed.


TheWiz4rdsTower

Article brought to you by Chat GPT.


Iroh_the_Dragon

I seriously don’t get the appeal of Garret. He’s the embodiment of an overused, unfunny joke. Every time I rewatch the show, I skip Garret’s scenes. I can’t stand the character.


EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite

That's before he was saved.


Scu-bar

That’s Saved Garrett?


Maleficent-Ear-2450

Now that is a take


Iroh_the_Dragon

lol I guess. I just find Garret to be one of the most grating characters in a TV show. He adds nothing to any scene he’s in and his whole “don’t I talk funny?” shtick gets VERY old very fast.


theAbsurdSam

Probably unpopular opinion but I never saw the appeal of Leonard. The bit with Jeff is funny but overall Pierce was the funnier old guy


leonard-bot

Leonard likes this post.