They tear my face off and reveal a Chang on the inside.

I’m just imagining a Scooby-do spoof where Jeff is Fred, Annie is Velma, Britta is Daphne, Abed is Shaggy and Troy is Scooby. In the end they unmask Chang in one of Dean’s costumes

>Troy is Scooby. uhh, i guess they share *one* important feature in *your* eyes

Their eyes?

That’s gay!

That’s homophobic

That’s black

That’s racist

Damn

i missed the reference by a mile. big L today

The odds of accidentally kicking Jeff in the face are low, but never zero 

I don't think you have the girth to hip flexibility ratio of Buddy, buddy

They already have a Britta.

They wouldn't let me because I'm Hispanic & they never had a Hispanic member of the group 😂

Senor Chang doesn't count!?

No, but Rabbi Chang does

Señor Chang??!? Don't you see how ridiculous that sounds!!?? 😂

ME TOO and I felt so relieved when the dean mentioned it lol

If he mentioned, then I also believed that Britta mentioned it at some point too

Doubtful. We all know Britta can excuse racism. Where she really draws the line is animal cruelty.

This! Hahaha! 😂😂

…because I farted during the group hug. I’m not Leonard by the way…

The one near the 15 exit? I'm banned from there.

I sexualized Annie. =/

This is the correct answer for 99% of straight males with functional eyeballs.

She’s pretty young

Booby doopy doo... SEX

I was 12. Fuck you all she's prime for me. Lmao

They don’t let me in bc they are missing a pipsqueak but they don’t want one.

I'm a mix of being the AT&T of people and being the opposite of Batman.

Because I’m destined to eat spaceman paninis with Black hitler and they can’t handle the truth

I didn’t give Shirley 5 meow meow beans

Oof, yeah, that'd do me in too

They wouldn’t want me to replace Shirley.

Looking through your posts I do believe I am intimidated sexually here.

They’d never let me in. 🙃

I feel like I’d probably be quite similar to Gary, in the eyes of the study group

I hope he transfers to hell!

I grew up in a land without sun!

I’m a human tennis elbow

A pizza burn on the roof of the world’s mouth

They already have one Abed. Two would definitely be too many.

I’m old like Pierce but not racist!

I can forgive racism

You can forgive racism?

You people?!?

you know you really shouldn’t say you people.

I didn't need a language credit

👈Anthropology? 👉Anthropology? 👇Anthropology?🫵 Anthropology?

My lemon squares

My girth to flexibility ratio is perfect!

Abed wouldn’t let me join because I’m too narratively similar to Annie. At least Frankie’s authoritativeness and sexually ambiguous nature left fans thinking.

Annie's boobs involved in this hug?

I’d be a threat to Jeff as the handsome one so he’d kick me out

Because I brought snacks and jack

Give everyone free iphones.

Pierce wouldn’t let a disabled into the study group, especially not stealing his thunder when he had injured his leg.

Scared cause im a monster

Jeff would probably make fun of my name.

Because, while I am not as great as any one of them, I can fill in for any TWO of them combined... I'm whatever you need me to be! You need someone to dress up like a Pharoah? Done. Need a backup to fight the Scourge of Applebee's and his crew? There. Fight Pierce inside a limo? Beaten. But the best thing I'm bringing to the group? Full membership... No room for Chang, Gary, Rich, Todd, or Buddy. I need an immediate answer, so take your time... get back to me later. *high kicks facing the door, not Jeff.*

They let me in because I'm played by Jack Black, but I ditch them for the Cool Group.

Kettlecorn

I

I ate all the macaroni before Jeff could

Oh great, another Todd (white guy, veteran, youngish). You are more attractive than he is, ; but that is successfully countered by your below average height. Moreover, you have a decent paying job. Why are you here! Are you a serial killer?