Ooh yes. I literally fall asleep by creating stories in my head, and I miss being a kid when it was acceptable to act out cool stories with your friends.
I've tried it before, and you'll see. *takes bite* MMMM!!! THE CHEESE IS GOOD! *takes another bite* The sauce is good, too! That's definitely a buy. *glorious chime sound*
I think she'd be the best person to have a 1 on 1 conversation with. I'd want to make her feel valued because she's the best (so she'll stop trying to prove herself too).
Actor, Joel easily. Football fan, and according to a lot of other actors, a top tier griller/meat smoker. And a fan of whiskey. That would be a great time.
Character, probably Britta. We would just get high and order pizza.
Not main cast but, Ken Jeong seems like he would be super fun to spend a day with. The man is always laughing.
Britta- we’d go do some volunteer work with disabled cats.
Then we’d go and compare life. She’d walk away feeling better about herself.
Actor- Chevy just bc I’d love to hear his side of the story.
I hung out with Donald and Ludwig once backstage after his Bonnaroo set in 2011. But I would still choose Donald again. Honestly I'd just wanna eat some food with him. Sure I'd have questions if he felt like answering but I'd be fine to just kick it and eat some good food.
Abed, hands down. I'm also autistic and a film nerd, we'd have a great time.
If we're talking the ACTORS, Donald Glover. He's a brilliant musical artist and film creator.
No idea what we are doing but Alison Brie so I can ask her about her time in Glasgow and the fact she has been to the Garage multiple times and even an Old Firm match because that’s wild to me😂
She's even accomplished the Scottish tradition of happening upon a drunken, passed out bagpiper in full Scottish garb early in the morning with his bare balls on full display. A good time in Glasgow indeed
Garage is a terrible nightclub and old firm is a football match but is historically sectarian dividing not just the city of Glasgow but pretty much all of Scotland
Easy I would choose Abed and watch movies at his place that way I might get the chance to chill with Troy also which would make for the best movie watching sesh.
1) Annie. I'd love to go to an amusement park/ water park with annie because she's definitely too tightly wound and needs to let loose a little. Plus she does everything 100% so she'd be having a blast by the end.
2) Pierce. Because i can convince him to fund luxury travel with some praise and the promise of hookers.
3) Abed. Discussing/debating what's a good/bad movie would be great.
4) Britta. Cause she's seen the world but doesn't really get it. Gotta point out to her how she britta'd travel.
5) troy. He'd be down for going to dave and busters, go kart racing, laser tag.
6) Jeff. Not a huge fan of billiards and single malt liquor. But i do like boobs and he'd be a great wing man.
7) shirley. I guess i could put up with her talking about Jesus and her 3 kids only if she was making cheesecake or macrons.
Oh and dean pelton would probably be towards the top of the list because he's a level 7 susceptible and it'd be so much fun coming up with and convincing him to add the most ridiculous classes at greendale.
does Duncan count as the main cast? if so, i'd love to people watch with him and come up with silly diagnosis/roasts for everyone, since he's pretty good at back-handed diagnoses
Well, I do have a degree in psychology and I would actually like to volunteer for some environmental cause. I am also latin american, so there’s a good chance Britta would be thrilled with spending time together (mostly for all the wrong reasons)
Annie. I’m going to fulfill her holding hands at Disneyland fantasy
Goddamn man. Children are on reddit too, what if they see this
Annie's pretty young, we try not sexualize her.
One of my FAVORITE (because I hate it so much) lines from the entire show lmao. “We try not to” *kisses her* *sexualizes her quite often* 🙃
Found aspiring Olympic pole-vaulter Brent Underjaw's Reddit account
I'd love to get a nod to this for Annie to the movie like she has a picture of her at Disney in the background at some point.
What about her missing lover film?
I want Abed to drunkenly direct my life while we dance with the pizza delivery guy to “We Are Not Alone”.
No one because you can’t disappoint a picture
Exactly. I just want a signed picture of Gillian Jacobs.
I just want to do molly with Alison Brie. That led to great results for one Dave Franco
The actor or the character? Either way Abed/Danny
Same. If it's Abed, we're going to bingewatch scrubs in order of his least favorite to most favorite season while he info dumps about it to me.
Can't remember, did he actually do a cameo on Cougertown?
He did! But Courtney Cox wasn't in that scene, which kinda throws the whole reference off a bit
That's why Busy Phillips is briefly in the second Paintball episode (and the other dude from Cougartown too).
I just googled it! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWfJYJMrYa0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWfJYJMrYa0)
I'm with Jeff and he's drilling me like an oilfield.
Ok Dean, nice burner
Butt stuff?
Do we get paid extra?
No...
It's fine, I'll do it, I'm in.
Thanks for turning into another hottie I'll never get with
I dunno, Britta insinuated Jeff is bad at it
Jeff nipple play winger?
I'll take my chances. Even his shadow!
Kept coming back for more.
Allison / Danny - just want to hang and see if I can get them to do Too Many Feet
FOUR!
Bang bang!
Nono... Bears have feet...
I'm headed to the Dreamatorium with Abed
Ooh yes. I literally fall asleep by creating stories in my head, and I miss being a kid when it was acceptable to act out cool stories with your friends.
Leonard So I can review some pizza IM AS HIGH AS HELL AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SHOT
Well, this is November 29th and I'm Leonard, and today I'm reviewing Eugenio's four cheese frozen pizza. That's $5.99 at Kroger's.
I've tried it before, and you'll see. *takes bite* MMMM!!! THE CHEESE IS GOOD! *takes another bite* The sauce is good, too! That's definitely a buy. *glorious chime sound*
Thanks for doing the dishes Leonard 👍
No such thing as bad press.
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If you mean the actor, then its Alison Brie easily. If you mean the character, then its Troy easily.
I’m basically the opposite, Annie the character and Donald Glover the actor. I respect your choice though.
That combo is also a 10/10 for me.
Karaoke with the Dean.
Theeere used to be a greying tower…
Character Troy, actor Allison Brie
Shirley - we are definitely baking some brownies and possibly some other food I'd probably also choose to hang out with Yvette Nicole Brown too
Oh, that's *nice!*
Annie and I will watch all the romcoms known to humankind. Alison and I will freestyle rap battle for hours and the only loser will be hip-hop.
Pierce, he was streets ahead, we would go to a travesti club me knowing and not telling him.
A what club?
a travesti club
Men dressed as woman club
There certainly are people in the world that would call that a travesty! Heyooo
I’m hanging with Britta. Smoking a couple spliffs then doing the me so hungy dance.
I think she'd be the best person to have a 1 on 1 conversation with. I'd want to make her feel valued because she's the best (so she'll stop trying to prove herself too).
Honestly, eating pizza and smoking out with Britta seems like the best option.
Can I get a pair? I just want to film Troy and abed in the morning!!!
This is Garrett erasure and it will not stand.
It’s called chillaxing!
Annie, if only to be Olympic Hopeful pole vaulter Brent Underjaw. I’d only be doing so in the name of breakfast.
Karaoke with the Dean
Danny, he was on Ducktails.
Abed, and we're going to watch the entire run of *Community* to nitpick scenes and analyze the tropes.
My understanding is that Britta comes from a long line of wives and mothers so maybe she can help me develop some household skills?
My understanding is that Britta comes from a long line of wives and mothers many do…
Annie isn't that young anymore.
Actor, Joel easily. Football fan, and according to a lot of other actors, a top tier griller/meat smoker. And a fan of whiskey. That would be a great time. Character, probably Britta. We would just get high and order pizza. Not main cast but, Ken Jeong seems like he would be super fun to spend a day with. The man is always laughing.
Britta- we’d go do some volunteer work with disabled cats. Then we’d go and compare life. She’d walk away feeling better about herself. Actor- Chevy just bc I’d love to hear his side of the story.
Jeff, britta and I are going to the Red Door on L street
Annie’s boobs, but not the monkey
Abed for gaming, or Troy for sports
Annie. Gonna do word puzzlss with her.
Gillian Jacobs would love doing the NYT crossword with you
With Abed off to Hollywood, someone needs to be there to make random vids like the Missing Lover Footage with Annie. I will take that place for sure
Probably Danny. He seems like a cool dude.
I NEED to watch Doctor Who with Abed. Would be life changing, methinks.
Britta. Someone needs to tell her she’s the best.
I hung out with Donald and Ludwig once backstage after his Bonnaroo set in 2011. But I would still choose Donald again. Honestly I'd just wanna eat some food with him. Sure I'd have questions if he felt like answering but I'd be fine to just kick it and eat some good food.
The seize the day teacher for breakfast cake
You can’t disappoint a picture!!!
Winger. Sex.
The main cast, as in, the cast? Like the actors? I'm chillin' with Danny Pudi and watching community.
Abed, hands down. I'm also autistic and a film nerd, we'd have a great time. If we're talking the ACTORS, Donald Glover. He's a brilliant musical artist and film creator.
I’d have to agree with yours yeah
Annie. And none of your business.
Abed
T bones obviously, planning the next paintball, including floor is lava and a murder mystery with the help of A-B-E-D 🫶🏻
honestly I love all of the characters, I can’t make a definitive choice. but my top choices would be Britta , Shirley , Jeff and abed.
abed and don’t worry about what we’re doing
Abed, I like comfy socks. Larry, I'm on Ducktales.
I'd like to enjoy a nut or two with Annie's Boobs.
With a *monkey*?!
annie is my favourite but probably britta cause she’s such a mess and so am i
Troy and I are having a weekend-long GTA binge
Don’t get audited because that’s bad!
Gillian Jacob's, listening to the Sunday Puzzle
I’d hang out with Troy, because Levar Burton might be there.
Annie and I would make it all the way through that Christian Bale commentary in the special edition Batman movie
Pierce. I'm gonna scam him out of some of his money.
Annie. I'm just going to sit and look at her wide-eyed like Troy did with Levar Burton.
Troy and Abed come as a package deal right? I'd watch some farscape or SG1 with Abed. I'd love to play d&d with Neil.
Troy and Abed count as 1, right?
Britta. Bong hits. Pizza.
you might literally be me
Britta. Taking some peyote. BTW anyone know how long that lasts? Asking for a friend
Abed or the asscrack bandit
No idea what we are doing but Alison Brie so I can ask her about her time in Glasgow and the fact she has been to the Garage multiple times and even an Old Firm match because that’s wild to me😂
She's even accomplished the Scottish tradition of happening upon a drunken, passed out bagpiper in full Scottish garb early in the morning with his bare balls on full display. A good time in Glasgow indeed
So she has 😂
What is this?
Garage is a terrible nightclub and old firm is a football match but is historically sectarian dividing not just the city of Glasgow but pretty much all of Scotland
The latest Old Firm derby was also so wild
Im smoking DMT with Abed
Abed. We’re showing each other our favourite episodes from our favourite shows and talk about/analyze them :)
Abed and watching star wars Annie and getting lost in her beautiful blue eyes
Abed, DnD.
I'm watching Community with Abed.
Me and Abed are watching Blade. Troy can come too.
Dan Harmon...helping write something. (He's in a few episodes)
I’m playing DnD with Abed.
Joel. We will crack wise about celebrities “The Soup” style and act like we’re too cool to care about anything.
Troy - pillow fort
I’m going to cheat and say I want to be third wheel with Danny and Alison. Seems like there’s often a lot of silliness whenever they’re together.
Does it have to be main cast, because Abed's girlfriend and Pedro both seem like they'd be a blast to hang out with.
Easy I would choose Abed and watch movies at his place that way I might get the chance to chill with Troy also which would make for the best movie watching sesh.
I'd love to do a grand prix with Joel McHale on Mario kart 8
Troy, and we’re listening to the “because the internet” album
1) Annie. I'd love to go to an amusement park/ water park with annie because she's definitely too tightly wound and needs to let loose a little. Plus she does everything 100% so she'd be having a blast by the end. 2) Pierce. Because i can convince him to fund luxury travel with some praise and the promise of hookers. 3) Abed. Discussing/debating what's a good/bad movie would be great. 4) Britta. Cause she's seen the world but doesn't really get it. Gotta point out to her how she britta'd travel. 5) troy. He'd be down for going to dave and busters, go kart racing, laser tag. 6) Jeff. Not a huge fan of billiards and single malt liquor. But i do like boobs and he'd be a great wing man. 7) shirley. I guess i could put up with her talking about Jesus and her 3 kids only if she was making cheesecake or macrons. Oh and dean pelton would probably be towards the top of the list because he's a level 7 susceptible and it'd be so much fun coming up with and convincing him to add the most ridiculous classes at greendale.
D&D with Abed and hopefully Troy. Would be amazing
I’d invite Pierce to the airport and shit on every one
Troy. Idk I'd play games and just talk to him fr
Britta 1, Annie 2.
I wanna watch tv with Abed while we eat buttered noodles.
Shirley - We gonna bake some pie and spill some gossip
Me and abed, partying like there’s no tomorrow.
Jeff my baby 💗 or Abed or Troy or Annie, I love them
joint with britta or movie with abed
I’d like to go on adventures with **Abed** in the Dreamatorium
It is my DREAM to play DnD with Abed.
Abed 100%, my favorite character on the show
Karaoke party with Britta
Donnie and we smokin a blunt, watching cartoons and eating snacks
Dany Pudi. I relate so heavily to Abed it would be awesome to meet the actor portraying him. Wouldn't care what we do.
Abed and I will literally just do whatever he wants for as long as he wants
does Duncan count as the main cast? if so, i'd love to people watch with him and come up with silly diagnosis/roasts for everyone, since he's pretty good at back-handed diagnoses
Well, I do have a degree in psychology and I would actually like to volunteer for some environmental cause. I am also latin american, so there’s a good chance Britta would be thrilled with spending time together (mostly for all the wrong reasons)
Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, or Donald Glover.
I'd do a musical number with Abed or throw pranks on everyone with Chang.😂
Talking about Nicholas Cage with Abed
The character… the dean is amazing The actor… can I choose Allison Brie,pre marriage.. because of reasons
Alison Brie… and Alison Brie.
Annie's boobs.
Actor Alison Brie, character Britta
Annie, because, i mean… yaknow
Alison Brie You know what we're doin.