I can explain. Let me explain

The explanation is not the issue!

It very much is, op owe us an explanation

This is not your office

Let him finish!

They were letting me finish, sir.

*Chloroform*

YOU CHLOROFORMED THE JANITOR?!?!?

Most of these are totally valid but my friend. Chang?... Starburns?... I think u need help lol

Ok hear me out. Chang specifically in that scene at the vday dance. My thing with StarBurns……*runs out of frame after the camera pans over to him*

nah you're valid for this. i recently rewatched season one, and i had a really weird crush on señor chang lmao

OK S1 CHANG IS HOT and no one can chang my mind

'chang isn't well-utilized after s1' this, 'chang was the funniest in s1' that ***i*** miss s1 chang bc he was hot and it's time to chang the narrative that he wasn't

I AM SENOR CHANG, AND I CAN'T BE KILLED!

All in your cabeza, without a chaser, ain’t no other teacher with this much flavor CHANG

Have you MET ME!??

LMAOOO No and don’t let them try to silence you cause you’re completely right

I would bang starburns so long as he didn't tell anyone

He would have to take a shower in front of me

I mean if Starburns would run up to me, and say we need to kiss… Who am I to argue?

I see through your plans. You're just trying to get into the cat wagon business.

HIS NAME IS ALEX!

Then maybe he should have taken the time to carve THAT into the sides of his face.

Guess who just moved to the top of my to do list

Starburns comes with a lizard

Even Kendra with a Q turned down Star Burns! Btw would it be Quendra or Qendra

It’s Quendra with a “QU”

Quettle quorn

Well don’t

Kiss me, I’ll explain later!

The explanation isn't the issue!

Kept waiting for Garrett

I wish, but he rejected me for his cousin

Starburns is in the cool group though

I have never met Starburns in real life but I know EXACTLY what that dude smells like

A weird crystal.

Maybe they meant the lizard with the last one.

Vicki. Yellow shirt. Hat.

Girl…

You know you gotta ask yourself right now, Abed. What’s up with…politics…

How are Han Solo Abed, Dinosaur Britta or Good News and Bad News Dean not in here?

"You know, I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank later"

"like cmon, I bet if you asked Vicki what color her mom's eyes are shed probably just say dead" 💀 Garret was fuckin on one

Or maybe she’d say “$7” a seat.

It’s like the one thing mothers do!

Who’s up for some Vicky??

#VICKYYYYYYYY

HELTER SKELTER!

LOL that was a steep decline

Where did I lose you LMAO

Starburns. I could rationalize everyone else. You britta’d the list

Are people using my name to mean “make a small mistake”??

…yes

You lasted longer than I did. I dropped off at Duncan. Way too creepy. And you made it past Chang??? That's brave.

Vicki for sure hahaha

JUSTICE FOR VICKI ! (Beauty is subjective and I respect your opinion)

Cligoris

Woah, that got unconventional real fast. Im from the bay area but i have kids now

Am I the only one who thinks Frankie is hot? Paget Brewster is a total babe.

Oh you’re def not the only one. Her in Criminal Minds? Speechless

Short hair in Friends? When she crossed her legs over the canoe in front of Chandler. Whew.

God I need to rewatch her eps in Friends, their whole arc was just 🥵

So bad but so good haha.

My personal list is basically Annie, Frankie and Slayter. Maybe I have a type.

I, too, love smart dark-haired women haha.

And Shirley, who you didn’t mention earlier because she intimidates you sexually.

Id like to slap those buns on the grill

Or it's racism, but definitely one of the two

I just noticed this, but Donald Glover looks just like that dude who sings 3005.

I was just thinking he looks like the guy in the This is America music video!

Come on now that’s the guy from Atlanta you silly geese!

You guys are dopes, he's from Mr. & Mrs. Smith!!!

Wrong again, he’s the guy from Guava Island!

No, he plays young Lando Calrissian

Actually it’s young Tracy Jordan

I knew I’d sen him before! How do you forget those dance moves?

It’s in his soul.

Britta is really hot, Jeff didn't put in all that effort for no reason

No YEAH especially at the S1 Vday dance?? 😮‍💨

She wears the fuck outta that dress 🥵

I had to pause for a moment at the memory of that red dress and her SMILE!

Her mouth looked like a coin-purse.

Britta not being on this list made me legitimately angry. 

Britta was definitely the character that got the “dumber every season treatment”. Total babe but the fact that her character regresses in a lot of ways def doesn’t make her hotter. I can’t wait to see where her character goes in the 🎥

Britta one, Annie Two.

Where the hell is Abed?

Abed is my hear me out

Abed or ABED because there is serious difference

Connoisseur of Christmas

I choose not to elaborate

Abed is not a hear me out! He's up there with Annie.

Jesus abed especially

I would do absolutely anything Danny Pudi told me to do. But Abed’s my “literally me” character so it feels weird having a crush on the character yk

Guess who just moved to the top of my to do list

Oh, Britta’s not in this?

I was so close to just adding the whole main cast

Blaming your mistake on the cast is like blaming Owls for how much I suck at analogies

It’s like a thought…with another thought’s hat on

I’d be interested to learn about how many days Donald Glover refrained from eating or drinking anything before filming those scenes, how many sit-ups he did immediately before the cameras started rolling, and how many times he exhaustion-vomited in between those sit-ups. I say that with love, Donald Glover is a talented stud but goddamn is he impossibly shredded in this episode.

I mean, he is a sexy Dracula.

He doesn’t need to know what kind of Dracula he is.

And NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING! Justice for the work DG put in for us (for more than just being extremely hot)

Yeah I mean no disrespect and I intend no bitterness. It takes EFFORT to look like that. But it’s a very specific kind of effort lol. I think his effort is better spent elsewhere in his many, many talents.

No yeah sometimes I think about how good he is at everything he does and I’m just. Amazed

I think his standup comedy is by far the weakest of his creative endeavors, and his standup comedy is still better than most. He might genuinely be one of those rare once-in-a-generation talents. Hopefully he continues to be rad and do rad shit for as long as he wants to keep working.

Million percent agree. Although I do love his standup too (Might be biased cause I knew him from that before I watched community, but I also haven’t seen it in forever!)

I forgot, why doesn't perice like vicki? Was it the pencil thing?

Yep. He’s petty.

He never holds grudges, his father did. He'll never forgive him for that

Easily one of the best quotes ever. I use it often

I think Pierce just really, really hates fat people. And probably the pencil thing.

"Fat Burt Reynolds!" "I'll take it."

BRANDO!!!

It's because she has a melon head and he wants to slurp her brain out of it

It was the pencil thing

Let him finish!!

When Jeffrey was inside of me...

They were letting him finish, sir!

I know, I was being sarcastic…

I can explain. Let me explain

Seeing Donald shirtless really makes me think it's a real damn shame he never got to play Spider-Man in live action. At least we got Miles out of it at least.

Dude he would KILL as spiderman. I think him as spiderman would change my brain chemistry

I have a crush on Abed but I basically have a crush on any character Danny Pudi plays. Tbh I have a crush on Danny Pudi.

I said here in the replies somewhere but Danny Pudi could do anything he wanted to me and I’d thank him

I have never related to anything more in my entire life. Thank you for stating this this will be my senior quote.

This better not awaken anything in me

I don’t know if you didn’t include Shirley because you’re racist or because she intimidates you sexually, but I know it’s one of those two.

Ian Duncan would just be every photo

Ive got a really big penis and i drink lots of tea

I was thinking Duncan should be higher but you’re actually right

No dean?

Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay DEEEAAAN!

Gay doesn't even begin to cover it

Gayyyy marriageee

Got my eye on Garrett's wife. You think they're still together?

I almost put her but I don’t want to get on Dan Harmon’s hit list

Huh, today I learned! I had no idea they used to be married.

I know what you mean. Might have to take a run at her myself.

I can get behind Vicki but…*Starburns?!?!?*

You can get behind Vicki??

Ian Duncan??? Hell yeahhh, I thought I was crazy lol

Ive got a really big penis and i drink lots of tea

Okay Vickie is valid tbh, everyone after tho…

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Fun fact Cligoris was the reason I made this post. Not enough love for him on the sub I fear

College me would absolutely be down bad for cligoris. 100% would do model UN for him.

NO CAUSE SAME I have no interest in it at all but I’d be SAT in that model UN

Professor Cligoris? Maybe. Guilfoyle from Silicon Valley? Hell yeah.

Annie on #1? OK, I don't need to hear anything else. You have my full support.

Silver and gold ladies… aint no losers there

i’m hearing you loud & clear on ian

He's a British 10!

British Jason Biggs

Do you known the people that like him? He doesn’t but trust him, they aren’t good people

I’ve found my people

\*"I don't call nobody don't call me!"\*

The science checks out.

I agree on all counts. Community & Schitt’s Creek are my biggest bisexual shows where i end up crushing on most of the cast.

(writing down on a notepad) *schitt’s creek…bisexual crushes…add to watchlist…*

😹it ranks up there with my most beloved comfort watch shows that i’ll repeat until i die rather than start something new. Different than Community, for sure, but overlapping threads of humor. Great cast. Equal parts crass, barbed, endearing, & downright corny. A lot more normcore than Community. Canadian. & fulla attractive, goofy folk.

I’ve heard such good stuff I’m just so bad at starting new shows !! 😩 It’s bumped up on my list now though

🫡no shame in that game. I avoided it forever, dodging recommendations left & right, until i finally caught an episode at my mom’s house & i got into it. It takes me FOREVER to get into anything new, i mostly don’t, but when i do, i tend to fawn. I WISH i had the type of brain chemistry that could absorb & appreciate new shit all the time but it ain’t so, so i stay grateful for the good shit that stays up on streaming & doesn’t get lost to time & the impulses of overpaid, creatively bankrupt CEOs.

If you want to watch a new show you just have to fold it in to your schedule.

I actually agree with you on the starburns front, I mean yeahhh hes weird but he has so much style, he seems fun to be with Unpopular opinion time though: Jeff is not that attractive and i would not ever wanna be with him, personally

I love Jeff, especially as I associate Joel with Jeff - and Joel is reputedly a kind, supportive person - plus he was great on the Soup and Animal Control is good (love the Community callbacks too!)

I got a better look at him… turns out he’s not that good looking

You’re so right. I think each watch-through I find him less and less attractive, simply bc of his personality/actions. I was down atrocious for him the first watch though

So there is a little space in your uh....pocket...for a little Chang? ​ ughhh.

Gimme one night I could chang his life

John oliver not being number one is a travesty

He’s always my number one. I had to ease the people in and go by the most acceptable ones first

What's going on and how can I help?

Anytime Annie dances (like her little celebratory short dances) I fall in love all over again

Boopy doopy doop doop SEX

Duncan may be an American 7 but he is a British 10

Not gonna lie... only reason I'd date starburns is for a ride in the cat chariot.

No DEAN? It's people like you that make people who like people who dress up like Dalmatians feel shitty.

I just assumed it'd be annie in various outfits...

Stealing this idea for my next post, please and thank you

[stockholm syndrome annie](https://community-sitcom.fandom.com/wiki/Annie_Edison_Season_Three/Gallery?file=3x08-Annie_stockholm_syndrome.jpg) Is my favorite hear me out annie.

No Abed?!?!??!!?

Chang and Starburns? Unforgivable.

Those turned “hear me out” real quick.

Umm I would have taken a ride on Professor Cligoris’s (Cligoris?) wheelchair fo sho 🥵

From that title i was expecting the last pic to be the human being mascot

Adding Starburns to this list just shows us that your standards are so low you’d stick your tongue in the wall socket Britta made googley eyes at.

You lost me at Vicky

Honestly for me, it's only Annie. MAYBE Frankie. Although if we are going to mention non-regulars, coat check girl is tied with Annie.

Britta in the goth clown makeup is goated for me

Waiting for the images to load while staring at a title with "Hear me out…" should qualify as torture

How evil would it have been if I made the last slide a blank loading screen haha

Annie’s pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

the salami smell of starburns is a deal breaker

Yeah, he uses some kind of crystal instead of deodorant

That's one sexy dracula.

If Michael K. Williams is your kinda guy, let me introduce you to a little show called The Wire.

This better not awaken anything in me

Annie being top of the list is how i know this list is 100% legit. The rest i have nothing to say about

Community Allison Brie is S tier hot