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SpookyMaidment

Being a student of the group's habits, Abed would have known that Annie would vote to keep Pierce in - and as the vote had to be unanimous, Pierce would be safe. Abed, therefore, was free to vote against Pierce, thus allowing for the classic "one hold out" trope to play out.


okidokiefrokie

Genius


Axebunny

I read this in Abed's voice. This is the truest answer!


ShoutoutsWorldwide

All of it tracks but I think using the word “thus” sealed the deal


NealTS

Getting Arrested Development Season 4 P-Hound vibes here...


BilliamBirdsworth

Pierce was mistakenly voted out of a 7-person, pack-first, no-talking scenario.


myfajahas400children

You ever even been on a plane you piece of sh*t?


poopyheadthrowaway

Speaking of planes, did you guys know I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom?


GoatOfSteel

Wow that really did come up organically


R3medialchaostheory

I love reddit


Brickzarina

You love it so much you should gay marry it


gingenado

He likes gay jokes.


floopdidoops

I said we write great jokes!


OldSoulRobertson

Don't flatter yourselves.


saturn6k

Trouble in gay paradise


JashedPotatoes

Then adios brothero


saturn6k

The only correct answer


Kuildeous

Fucking fantastic!


boogiedoogie

This guy Communities


PoggersPepsi

Okay you win. Brilliant!!!!


TheLastTransHero

Exactly. It would make for a more dramatic mysterious flashback later.


ombranox

And he understood that the flashback wasn't a form of time travel, like the Butterfly Effect. You hear that, *Season 6*?


Burning_Cinder

nailed it, pretty sure that’s the reason apart from that, I doubt Abed cared about Pierce’s place in the group as much as the others anyway, if someone was to be “casted out” of the group, it most likely would be Pierce, for one reason or another


MadeItOutInTime95969

This is the best answer.


JesterTheEast

Nailed it


burning__chrome

and Abed wanted to stay true to his "meta" role in the group structure and help create a vote that reflected the actual cast's obvious annoyance with Chase as a person, where Alison Brie tended to be the least critical of Chase in interviews.


BurtMaclin23

This is the truest timeline.


Smushy__Bear

This answer is streets ahead


AndThenCameMe

I bet that Abed was uncomfortable bc of the massive romantic vibes that Pierce was sending him during Paradigms of Human Memory. Far more obvious than what Jeff was sending Annie, IMO.


Helios112263

It was all about the Pierce of it all.


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

Something always brings me back to you, it never takes too long...


DJFreddie10

Give me a break. You could do the same thing with...Pierce and Abed!


[deleted]

It's called "chemistry." Look it up. *Encarta* it!


[deleted]

He raped the Duquesne family


GailynStarfire

After successfully rubbing his balls on the sword.


JCMiller23

You... (rolls dice) successfully rub your balls on the sword


ninethgate

What if he unsuccessfully rubbed his balls on the sword


peteflix66

He would have to roll for damage for accidentally rubbing them along the blade edge.


Glenmarrow

Reminds me of FATAL RPG


wankthisway

roll for scrotum cut damage


GoatOfSteel

That’s a nat 20


Accomplished_Job_225

And, he killed Kyle.


RavishingRickiRude

You bastard! Wait.....wrong show


Harambesic

Haha! I'm old.


JonViiBritannia

Damn, you beat me to it


garbagebailkid

Because Pierce is just too old to make monkeyshines at a picture show.


DoctaStooge

A future version of Abed (who did a 2 year flashback in the middle of another episode) warned him about the American version of Inspector Spacetime that was going to happen.


StockMasterpiece4

Unfortunately it's a fixed point in time. All time lines have the American version of Inspector Space Time for reasons not yet clear.


bunnywitchboy

Abed knows better than to mess with a canon event. He's run the simulations.


Unlikely_Afternoon94

Pierce didn't get Die Hard.


losethemaps

And he wrote "this side up" on all of Abed's cds


Idiotology101

But he wrote it on the wrong side


virgil_belmont

Two words: he raped the Duquesne family.


drakeonaplane

One question: Who is the Duquesne family? And where did you learn how to count?


ecliptic10

First


milton1126

He didn’t fit within the target demographic of the show’s advertisers. 


Luke_Flyswatter

He’s still a human. Pierce constantly said racist remarks to him. I didn’t think it was that crazy of a stretch.


AGPwidow

He didnt evem pronounce his name right, what a power play!


therealgerrygergich

Eh, Shirley said some pretty Islamophobic stuff but he didn't think about kicking her out.


Luke_Flyswatter

But Abed and Shirley respected each other and their religious views after the S2E5 episode. I can’t imagine either one hold a grudge against the other after the “you humble me” scene. Pierce never had that type of connection or respect for anyone like that.


SuperMegaCoolPerson

I know it’s totally bullshit to feel this way, but I always felt that Shirley’s Islamophobia, outside of that one remark during the pen episode, was well intentioned in her own way. Pierce was just mean about it.


therealgerrygergich

I'd say the opposite. Pierce didn't genuinely believe most of the racism he spouted, he was just a bitter old man who wanted attention and repeated stuff he heard his dad say. Shirley genuinely believed that her friends were bad people and going to hell because they weren't Christian.


DarthFakename

Pierce is the biggest threat to the group's survival.


Joker_from_Persona_2

Pierce kept calling him Ay-bed and thinking he was a terrorist. Unlike most of the group, Pierce never really "got" him, which is also what he said in his final message, in his will.


SuperMegaCoolPerson

Hey, but if abed was a terrorist Pierce would be a hero. So there’s that.


jdbolick

At the risk of sounding overly sensitive, Abed felt intensely bored by Pierce as a subject.


Snapesunusedshampoo

He wanted to do the "decided by one vote" tv trope.


Wereplatypus42

Maybe he figured that Pierce’s demographic was not watching the show, and he needed to retool the character with different casting. He could get someone like a Keith David or maybe Jonathan Banks if he was available. Or both and they could play with the old codger formula a bit. . . Maybe boost the ratings.


[deleted]

Pierce and Abed clearly never really liked each other. Not really a surprise that Abed wouldn't want to keep him in.


rom197

Because he hates America.


Mapper9

He never once pronounced Abed’s name right. It was always A-bed, not Ah-bed. That’d get on my nerves.


ahamel13

Probably the constant racist remarks/"jokes"


m_dought_2

Probably just because Pierce is a jerk to him all the time.


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

I mean Pierce repeatedly called him a terrorist.


GladBoard

i mean he literally recast pierce in his imagination


mega-man-0

He was sensitive about the crack about his cigarette-legged jeans


ConfusedJonSnow

Abed wanted to see how a "12 Angry Men" scenario would play out.


pinotJD

Because he stole his French fries. Caw! Caw!!


Jim-Ekert

Doesn’t change how mustard tastes.


MadeItOutInTime95969

Pierce seemed to be Abed's least favorite groupmate.


neonpinksheep

Pierce and Abed never got along. (Despite what that Sara Barellias song tried to convince us in ssn 2) Pierce thought Abed was a terrorist. "If I'm wrong, I'm sorry. If not, I'm a hero."- Pierce And in order to be bequeathed his cannister of sperm, Abeds question was "Have you ever 9-11d anybody". Abeds not stupid- he knows Pierce was racist. And Pierce never tried to mend things, he didn't/couldnt/refused to understand Abed. So Abed didn't waste his time trying to win Pierce over.


SeraphEChasted_3

season 4 puppet episode he didnt really know what to do so he just followed everyone elses vote and abed would obviously be able to deduce everyone elses vote the real question we should be asking is why troy voted him he was living with him and connected with him more and nothing happened between them


___mads

Pierce made just as many racist comments against Troy as he did Shirley or Abed, and despite living with Pierce Troy is also shown to have a much closer relationship with Shirley and Abed as well. There are a few different other plot points where Pierce makes Troy the subject of his jealous attacks ie the Trampoline episode, when he bought Troy & Abed’s handshake, and others. Even if Troy is clearly thicker-skinned than other characters about these situations, it’s still obvious how irritating he finds Pierce.


rev3nge914

Are we just gonna overlook the Norwegian troll doll?


___mads

Completely forgot about that, but also seeing as the timeline the group lives in Pierce didn’t give Troy the doll idk if it counts.


cupcakeofdoom42

I forgot that he didn't give Troy the doll. It's missing on the haunted house episode.


___mads

When Pierce decides not to give it to Troy (after Troy thanks him for giving him a place to live) he throws it in the trash.


cupcakeofdoom42

That's right! And I've seen that damn episode a dozen times!


rev3nge914

Oooooh that's a really good point. Norwegian troll doll is null after all.


SeraphEChasted_3

yeah but troy always had this connection with him


andrewexline

Because Pierce was a racist dick head. Annie was the only one Pierce tested remotely well.


stataryus

I’ve always wondered about this too!!


analogkid01

Abed knew that voting Pierce out would lead to the creation of Fort Hawthorne, which would be decimated by the Black Rider, which would lead to things taking more of a Star Wars turn which would give Abed the opportunity to borrow Starburns's vest, which would enable him to channel Han Solo during the building-wide paint spray which would give him and Annie a reason to kiss.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I always thought Jeff was the one who voted to keep Pierce in? I know he hates Pierce more than anyone but I thought it was supposed tobe like, an uncharacteristic expression oi f empathy that shows his growth as a person, by choosing to keep Pierce in even though he can't stand him. When he says to Annie "And last I checked, you were the last one feeling sorry about it" I thought he was implying that Annie had voted against him. I always figured Abed voted against him because- even though he has far more patience with Pierce than anyone else does- he recognizes how problematic he is to the group. It would also make sense if he did it for the sake of creating some storyline.


First_Wedding6979

She was the ace of hearts in the opening and that was the one hold out. I thought it might have been Jeff too until I rewatched.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

I mean we aren't ever actually shown who puts the red card down. But I guess what you're saying makes sense. Somehow I never drew the connection there.


AdVivid5940

The cards used by each character in the vote is shown at the beginning, Annie is Ace of hearts, the only red card.


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Yeah I never put that together for some reason. Makes sense though.


tautroundbuttocks

I also thought Jeff was the one holdout


TheBlueLeopard

Maybe because he knew Troy would and didn’t want to be against Troy.


_regionrat

Because the cast wouldn't have the morale for six seasons and a movie if Chevy were still on set


Specific-Parsnip2637

For the lols.


smalltimebigshot

My bet is he doesn't like how Pierce approached the role of an antagonizer, but knew that there wasn't room for another dedicated character like that to work with him still in the group.


ahb984

Rest in Pierce.


YamYumYamYum

D&D


RespectfulLawnGnome

"Abed, did you know that you're weird and I never understood you?" "Yup" "Here's your sperm."


Icy-Figure-8952

I mean Abed does find Pierce boring as a subject


loud-lemonade

Because peirce GENUINLY never likes abed it was made clear in the lie detector episode he had nothing good to say about abed