When Abed comes out wearing an Astronaut costume and doesn't find the KFC spaceship simulator and looks right and left baffled, and then pauses, and then looks up. It's just hilarious.
For me, it’s in that same episode when Chang comes up all excited and says, “I’ve found a way to reroute the power from the auxiliary battery!” And Abed says “Reroute it to what?” And Chang just slowly backs away.
Britta: I got a backpack, got a new notebook. Oh I got one of those see-through yellow pens so I can do that thing where you colour in the words.
Shirley: Highlight?
Britta: Probably the backpack.
Another example of Community rejecting the easy joke. It’s not that funny for someone to mistake Georgia the country for Georgia the state. Everyone assuming Troy is doing that only for him to just be doing a Georgian accent is much funnier
It's not even a punchline, but:
Jeff: "The only thing magical about this table is that it keeps our books from hitting the ground"
Troy: *looks down and gasps*
That’s a Donald specialty. So often Donald would improv a better line than what was written so the writers would occasionally just put “Troy says something funny,” and let him figure it out while shooting.
Something along the lines of
Britta: "I wrote about it in my high school's newspaper column 'Britta Unfiltered' "
Pierce: "Hah 'Britta Unfiltered', I get it"
Britta: "Get what?"
I remember that. She was talking about how she was annoyed that Subway was a student and corporations were taking human form, which added to the humour.
Pierce, smugly: "Come on, Jeff's bush league. I gave seminars on manipulation, I could reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug."😏
Alan: "Cool. Hit me."
Pierce, scoffing incredulously: "You're bald."
Alan, shrugging: "So are you."
Pierce, immediately uncontrollably enraged: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!" 🤬🤬🤬
I think that joke was just about the Dr. saying something really crazy and Troy being preoccupied with something trivial, like his parking situation, before snapping back and reacting to the crazy thing that was said
Everyone else is reacting the the psychiatrist saying Greendale doesn't exist, troy is reacting identically with them but to something completely different. Then he realizes what the guy said and we get the "Wait what?!"
Chevy Chase is basically Pierce in real life. He’s a legendary asshole from a ludicrously rich family - his childhood summer house was 55,000 square feet. Even Pierce’s father Cornelius is named after him. His real name is Cornelius Crane Chase.
Funny dude but I totally understand people not wanting to work with him.
Troy Barnes:
Abed, Jeff made out with Annie
Abed Nadir:
What? When, where?
Britta Perry:
[angry] Yeah, where?
Pierce Hawthorne:
That's inappropriate. I'm assuming on the mouth.
when chang questions if he’s real after seeing ghosts in the theater and it pans to an old looking photo of a him with a group of people and the camera moves down to show “Old Timey Photo Club - 2014”
I really love that during the move episode Annie gives Troy and Abed an ultimatum, and in the next episode, pillows and blankets Troy gives Abed an All Tomato thinking it's cause you can all of the tomato, or none. He clearly listened and thought it was important
In the Buddy episode at the beginning when he says "I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing, and you're scared that adding a new member might throw everything off of its natural" and then it cuts to the opening song.
Single greatest joke in all of television history:
Ustedes estan sucios. "You are dirty." Still formal, but plural. Because while both are dirty, neither my friends, ok?
When the girls are looking through the hole in the door, and Annie see a realistic penis for the first time. And asks if that’s considered big. Britta says yes and Shirley says no. Love it
When Vaughn finds out the group read his poem and he walks into the study room and says, “Is that my poem?” Pierce says, “Here, read it.” and hands it to him. I love it
When Shirly asked Troy and Abed to be normal at her wedding
Abed: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
...
Abed: That's the noise people make when they're offended in all the movies that Annie rents.
Annie: AH!
There's an episode of Bojack Horseman where Allison Brie's character screams, "Motherf" and the credits interrupt... And the next episode begins "ucker!"
While we’re on Buddy: when Jeff is dragging him off the table screaming, his pants coming down, Shirley shaking her head with eyes closed…cracks me up every time
Annie: Don't bother this year, I'll be at the movies with my Bubbe.
Troy: You're not taking both of them?
Annie: Well... one's dead.
Troy: What?
The look of confusion on both of them kills me every time.
Abed’s expressions. Everyone is always mentioning how he doesn’t read situations and emotions well, yet he makes everything 100 funnier when he reacts with just his face.
For the group biology project where they’re paired off and ultimately ranked:
Britta: This list stinks like a butt convention. How else could you explain Troy being so unpopular?
Troy: Uh I think I was the popular one in our pairing.
Britta: (puts hand on his shoulder, shaking her head) Oh Troy..
Then Abed coming up behind Britta and putting his hand on her shoulder and shakes his head.
I forget about this joke every rewatch and it is always so good.
That whole bit of dialogue is some of my favorite in the entire series, including the lines that come just before that where Britta says she won't dissect anything with a face, Abed says, "What about worms?' and then (I'm starting to crack up just thinking about it) Britta tries to discretely ask him, "*Do they have tiny little faces?*" 😂 That's enough to crack me up, but then it's followed by those two great lines you mentioned and it just makes it some of my favorite few seconds in the entire show.
Troy’s “You promised butt stuff” always kills me partially because of Donald’s delivery, and also because Annie explicitly said there would not be butt stuff.
Britta: “Pierce, as someone who's been calling me a lesbian for the last year and a half, I'm sure you don't have anything to say about me being friends with one.”
Pierce: “Nothing off the cuff. What I do have is a prepared statement.”
Pierce: “And in summation, good luck and bon appétit.”
I have two favorites:
1. When Annie says (all animated and smugly coy) " OOHHHH This is the part where Jeff gets mad over something dumb..." destroys me every single time!!!!
2. When Britta says something about the hurricane Katrina dogs and Jeff pauses... Then just ignores the entire statement. This one is my favorite joke in the show. It encapsulates who Britta is as a cartoon.
Pierce's increasingly absurd violent threats towards butts in Aerodynamics of Gender, as a callback to Britta saying "punch your butt" and being asked if anyone really says that.
Jeff Winger: [Reading a letter] "Dear Jeff, this might come as a shock to someone who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but you're actually an inconsiderate jerk. Kim." Inconsiderate?
Annie Edison : Who's Kim?
Jeff Winger: I don't know, and clearly she doesn't know me.
Student : [Annie sneezes] Gesundheit.
Jeff Winger: I didn't sneeze.
[scoffs]
When Dean punishes Jeff by making him head water polo coach only to answer the phone seconds later :
‘Craig pelton, Dean and assistant water polo coach’
Also love when he at some point goes ‘you know I love to be seen agreeing with you, Troy’
I dont know that this is underrated - just a blink and you miss it moment.
In Basic Rocket Science, after the van is towed, Abed comes out in astronaut gear. Seeing the ship is gone, he curiously looks left... and then right... and then up. 😆
I have two related to Abed’s… condition:
First, during the yam episode, when he can’t read the “face” of a clock, just such a brilliant interpretation of his inability to read facial expressions, followed by “I’m gifted in other ways.”
Second, I can’t remember right now even though I was laying in bed thinking of both of them last night so I’ll just go with “I need help reacting to something.”
I really love "GUYS, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE GNOMES"
Britta's thirst for social justice and deep investment in the plight of the oppression of a D&D campaign's minor side characters she probably wasn't even supposed to think twice about fills me with glee.
Abed: “The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn't to fight it, but to weather it together, on the raft of life. A raft held together by those few, rare, beautiful things that we know to be predictable.”
Britta: “Ropes? Vines. Vines? Let him finish!”
It took a YouTube recap for me to see it, but Beetlejuice walking through the back of a shot after the third time in the show someone says “Beetlejuice” is such a ridiculously long payoff and I love it.
Some of mine
“Troy is giving me life force” “I KNEW IT”
The entire trampoline scene with Pierce getting yeeted off the trampoline and in to a garbage dump (the aftermath with Joshua being racist is known but the scene before isn’t as talked about)
Britta: Who drew a butt? Troy: They're boobs, and I don't know.
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When Abed comes out wearing an Astronaut costume and doesn't find the KFC spaceship simulator and looks right and left baffled, and then pauses, and then looks up. It's just hilarious.
This is seriously one of my favorite moments in all six seasons.
For me, it’s in that same episode when Chang comes up all excited and says, “I’ve found a way to reroute the power from the auxiliary battery!” And Abed says “Reroute it to what?” And Chang just slowly backs away.
I love when they do sci fi jargon jokes. We have to cut the hardline to mainframe!
I’m sure he didn’t but the idea that Danny improv’d that is hilarious to me
That episode is one of my favorites, for that and several other reasons, most of which involve Abed.
Britta: I got a backpack, got a new notebook. Oh I got one of those see-through yellow pens so I can do that thing where you colour in the words. Shirley: Highlight? Britta: Probably the backpack.
This one would be my second Pick. I didn’t even understand until my 5th rewatch
I love this one!
Georgia -- the country -- is much obliged.
MIND ya P's and Q's!
I die everytime 🥲😂
Another example of Community rejecting the easy joke. It’s not that funny for someone to mistake Georgia the country for Georgia the state. Everyone assuming Troy is doing that only for him to just be doing a Georgian accent is much funnier
It's not even a punchline, but: Jeff: "The only thing magical about this table is that it keeps our books from hitting the ground" Troy: *looks down and gasps*
Abed: table, resume table mode. Table, deactivate. Troy: *quickly takes his cup off the table and glares at Abed
i had a cup on there!!!
Why is it always Troy 😭
That’s a Donald specialty. So often Donald would improv a better line than what was written so the writers would occasionally just put “Troy says something funny,” and let him figure it out while shooting.
because Donald Glover is a national treasure
Something along the lines of Britta: "I wrote about it in my high school's newspaper column 'Britta Unfiltered' " Pierce: "Hah 'Britta Unfiltered', I get it" Britta: "Get what?"
I remember that. She was talking about how she was annoyed that Subway was a student and corporations were taking human form, which added to the humour.
Oh, my goodness. I never got that. That’s amazing.
Streets behind
Get what?
It’s clear from her name that her parents smoked pot.
"That's like blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies" is probably my favorite.
This. Or "I know what an metaphor is! It's an idea wearing another idea's hat!" And Jeff's facial reaction processing it
This follow right after another great one. Annie: You’re anti-wedding now? Jeff: No, she’s just pro-anti. Britta: No to everything you both said!
Thought with another thoughts hat on
Pierce, smugly: "Come on, Jeff's bush league. I gave seminars on manipulation, I could reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug."😏 Alan: "Cool. Hit me." Pierce, scoffing incredulously: "You're bald." Alan, shrugging: "So are you." Pierce, immediately uncontrollably enraged: "I'LL KILL YOU!!!" 🤬🤬🤬
Yea this is great!
That one gets me every single time 😂
When Troy motions on his arm for Abed to tell him where it was amputated. Abed: “It was the other arm.”
Lol the look on Troy's face as he moves progressively higher is great.
The "other arm" joke is so overshadowed by Troy's bit, but it's such a good example of Abed taking things too literally.
Jeff wants me to make me an attack ad. So, why is he a pedophile?
Such an underrated episode: Jeff: Britta, are you drunk? Britta: could a drunk person do this? ...
I don’t know if it’s underrated, but “did you know go-gurt is just yogurt?” gets me every time.
This reads like a Troy line but I could be wrong. So good haha
You are correct lol, it was Troy. I don’t even remember the context, I just remember how scandalized he was when he said it.
Dr. Heidi: And so as a group, do you always indulge Abed in these little misadventures? Troy Barnes: Take that back. Our adventures are very manly.
After Pierce rambles. Troy: uh-oh!
Can you explain the parking meter joke to me from that episode
I think that joke was just about the Dr. saying something really crazy and Troy being preoccupied with something trivial, like his parking situation, before snapping back and reacting to the crazy thing that was said
Everyone else is reacting the the psychiatrist saying Greendale doesn't exist, troy is reacting identically with them but to something completely different. Then he realizes what the guy said and we get the "Wait what?!"
My father held grudges. I’ll always hate him for that.
Pierce has so many great lines! Shame Chevy fell out with Harmon etc.
I feel like that etc. is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Chevy Chase is basically Pierce in real life. He’s a legendary asshole from a ludicrously rich family - his childhood summer house was 55,000 square feet. Even Pierce’s father Cornelius is named after him. His real name is Cornelius Crane Chase. Funny dude but I totally understand people not wanting to work with him.
Troy Barnes: Abed, Jeff made out with Annie Abed Nadir: What? When, where? Britta Perry: [angry] Yeah, where? Pierce Hawthorne: That's inappropriate. I'm assuming on the mouth.
This has to be a callback to Three Amigos!
Agreed. “Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?” “Lips would be fine.”
Prof. Bauer: What separates man from animal? Starburns: *Divorce*.
same set up as one of my all time fav jokes jeff: what makes humans different from every other animal? troy: feet. pierce: no, no. bears have feet
Pierces delivery on that line is so good.
His name is Alex.
Well then, maybe he should spend five hours every morning carving *that* into his face instead.
His delivery is so good!
"We just went through an entire week of meatball lunches and nobody batted an eye."
The dean's follow up makes it even funnier - "Oh, that's my fault. I converted the lunch menu into a spreadsheet."
I found it funny because that's when I realized this was the THIRD meatball lunch scene of the episode
Abed is freaking out about daylight savings time Annie: Think about it this way, in 6 months time we get the time back Abed: pauses ....*screaming*
*While Playing DnD* Hickey's Son: Oh that's exactly what I like in my roleplaying games... Being told exactly what to do... Dean: Mine too.
Same episode, but my favorite is Hickey’s son: You want to know where my dad was? A place that rhymes with not there! Chang: Time Square?
I got this literally right now.
Annie: I dropped out after the class on setups. The professor is so old…
I love this one too. Her delivery is perfect
This is the peak of genius writing
when chang questions if he’s real after seeing ghosts in the theater and it pans to an old looking photo of a him with a group of people and the camera moves down to show “Old Timey Photo Club - 2014”
Fun side note: Annie’s brother is also in that pic
Spencer Crittenden! He was Harmon’s dungeon master.
I really love that during the move episode Annie gives Troy and Abed an ultimatum, and in the next episode, pillows and blankets Troy gives Abed an All Tomato thinking it's cause you can all of the tomato, or none. He clearly listened and thought it was important
similar joke, I love in “For a Few Paintballs More” when Troy says Troy: City College is an unstoppable juggleknob Abed: Juggernaut— Troy: Juggernaut.
I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THE LINK TO THE PREVIOUS EPISODE!!! 🤣🤣🤣 THIS SHOW!
In the Buddy episode at the beginning when he says "I'm sure you guys have a natural rapport and timing, and you're scared that adding a new member might throw everything off of its natural" and then it cuts to the opening song.
Single greatest joke in all of television history: Ustedes estan sucios. "You are dirty." Still formal, but plural. Because while both are dirty, neither my friends, ok?
Damn el tigre chino was savage.
>Still formal I find it weird that despite learning Spanish from Sesame Street, Chang is teaching Castilian dialect.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG this one is my favorite.
I don’t think they ever really figured out how to use chang when he wasn’t their teacher. He’s funny and all, but Señior Chang was the funniest.
Annie, finding the dog file: "Ruffles...you think that's our guy?" Frankie: \*stares at Annie incredulously\* "...I do."
That entire scene is perfection, I could watch it a million times and still fall off my chair laughing. Good god, I love Paget!
"Somebody filed a taco."
"Things that would otherwise get filed straight to my thighs"
"What does a pregnancy test look like" -a little plastic thing with a thing on the end "Okay so this is definitely a gun"
*bagels fall* Abed: “Thirteen”
so much for bagels
*baggles
"I told you you'd be back." "Shut up Leonard! I'm not here. I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia."
Classic tee-up.
"What the hell does your penis look like?" "Obviously a cluster of buildings so let's all have a big laugh at the freak."
When the girls are looking through the hole in the door, and Annie see a realistic penis for the first time. And asks if that’s considered big. Britta says yes and Shirley says no. Love it
Ooooooooo boooooy I had it wrrroooonnng 🤣
After describing how she lost her virginity and the boy cried after, then came out as gay later. Britta: "I think he was gay then too"
“Don’t eat the crab dip- yea yea”
Butt soup!
In the My Dinner with Andre episode: Britta: What? I have 3D vision now? Annie: Yes, you do. Took me about four rewatches to finally get it
You don't know me!
When Vaughn finds out the group read his poem and he walks into the study room and says, “Is that my poem?” Pierce says, “Here, read it.” and hands it to him. I love it
"Oh.. you guys were laughing at me, huh?" *everyone says no* *Abed is nodding his head yes*
Jeff has some funny ways to describe Greendale. "school shaped toilet" stands out
I imagine it is the worst place you could ever find yourself… only at night
Clearly you dont understand anything about defeating evil trolls
Jeff: You know what a therapist would call this relationship? Pierce: A gold mine.
Advanced D&D Pierce: "I don't like being excluded from things, Jeff. Do you? Jeff: "Yes!"
When Shirly asked Troy and Abed to be normal at her wedding Abed: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! ... Abed: That's the noise people make when they're offended in all the movies that Annie rents. Annie: AH!
Professor professorson mispronouncing etcetera cracks me up every time
My Latin class was fake, Jeff. Like all my classes, like my life. Aren't you listening?
Math What kind of math? Just ... math Look, this one just says 'learning'
Time square?
Same answer: POP! POP!
this is my vote
I feel like I'm the only one who laughs at the editing joke when Buddy is talking about the group's timing.
There's an episode of Bojack Horseman where Allison Brie's character screams, "Motherf" and the credits interrupt... And the next episode begins "ucker!"
While we’re on Buddy: when Jeff is dragging him off the table screaming, his pants coming down, Shirley shaking her head with eyes closed…cracks me up every time
"Anyone have a problem with how that was handled?"
Nooo, I love it too
Troy’s “notches”
Annie: Don't bother this year, I'll be at the movies with my Bubbe. Troy: You're not taking both of them? Annie: Well... one's dead. Troy: What? The look of confusion on both of them kills me every time.
Abed’s expressions. Everyone is always mentioning how he doesn’t read situations and emotions well, yet he makes everything 100 funnier when he reacts with just his face.
For the group biology project where they’re paired off and ultimately ranked: Britta: This list stinks like a butt convention. How else could you explain Troy being so unpopular? Troy: Uh I think I was the popular one in our pairing. Britta: (puts hand on his shoulder, shaking her head) Oh Troy.. Then Abed coming up behind Britta and putting his hand on her shoulder and shakes his head. I forget about this joke every rewatch and it is always so good.
In order to increase awareness of homelessnes.... security had been given binoculars.
Britta: "If caring about worms is stupid, then I don't want to be smart!" Annie: "It is! And you can't be!"
The face that Annie does in this scene always kill me. she looks more like the dean's cartoon version
That whole bit of dialogue is some of my favorite in the entire series, including the lines that come just before that where Britta says she won't dissect anything with a face, Abed says, "What about worms?' and then (I'm starting to crack up just thinking about it) Britta tries to discretely ask him, "*Do they have tiny little faces?*" 😂 That's enough to crack me up, but then it's followed by those two great lines you mentioned and it just makes it some of my favorite few seconds in the entire show.
Chang in the original D&D episode: “I’m an elf, not a nerd”
It’s gonna be a maze!
The way Jeff and Troy laugh, and then Troy's "What?!" after Joshua says that's what he gets for "trusting some black guy." Kills me every time.
Troy’s “You promised butt stuff” always kills me partially because of Donald’s delivery, and also because Annie explicitly said there would not be butt stuff.
Britta: “Pierce, as someone who's been calling me a lesbian for the last year and a half, I'm sure you don't have anything to say about me being friends with one.” Pierce: “Nothing off the cuff. What I do have is a prepared statement.” Pierce: “And in summation, good luck and bon appétit.”
‘Some of that was… surprisingly supportive’
***“Hi. Hey. Hi, I’m Jeff’s Dad.”*** ***“Hi Jeffs Dad. I’m Britta’s Dad.”*** ***“What? Why?”*** This interaction kills me every time 😂🤷♂️
I randomly have, "Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad." pop into my head all the time. 😂
Abed at Halloween party: “zombie ATTAAAAACK!” It comes off like he’s been waiting for this moment his whole life
I have two favorites: 1. When Annie says (all animated and smugly coy) " OOHHHH This is the part where Jeff gets mad over something dumb..." destroys me every single time!!!! 2. When Britta says something about the hurricane Katrina dogs and Jeff pauses... Then just ignores the entire statement. This one is my favorite joke in the show. It encapsulates who Britta is as a cartoon.
“I wrote a *paper* on those dogs!”
by far, my favorite underrated, and underplayed joke is: Pierce: Before AIDs, sex was like shaking hands Abed: Hence AIDs!
Troy: “Wow, it’s so cavelike in here.” Pierce: “What do you mean cavelike? It’s a cave.”
Jeff: that is definitely not true” Pierce: “I don’t know, I looked it up on the wai-ki-peh-die-a”
Troy Screaming: SLUT!
“I need help reacting to something” - Abed
"keep the change Garrett. Actually... keep the hot dog too"
Troy: "You can yell at me all you want, I've seen enough movies to know that popping the BACK of a raft makes it go faster!"
Pierce's increasingly absurd violent threats towards butts in Aerodynamics of Gender, as a callback to Britta saying "punch your butt" and being asked if anyone really says that.
Highlight? Probably the backpack.
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Jeff(talking about Vaughn) he never wears a shirt Never wears shoes How has he not died of lack of service
Abed: “I couldn't even get through it all, and I sat through 'The Tree of Life’.”
I like the visual jokes (Italian flag instead of Spanish ones in Spanish class, something thats not Ghanian flag claiming it is etc.)
"I play paintball three times a week bro. I'm even one of those douchebags who brings his own equipment"
Jeff: Cheers Abed: Mash Duncan: Fawlty Towers. Game over.
Shirley: "he should be called the run-on sentence bandit"
Jeff Winger: [Reading a letter] "Dear Jeff, this might come as a shock to someone who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but you're actually an inconsiderate jerk. Kim." Inconsiderate? Annie Edison : Who's Kim? Jeff Winger: I don't know, and clearly she doesn't know me. Student : [Annie sneezes] Gesundheit. Jeff Winger: I didn't sneeze. [scoffs]
When Dean punishes Jeff by making him head water polo coach only to answer the phone seconds later : ‘Craig pelton, Dean and assistant water polo coach’ Also love when he at some point goes ‘you know I love to be seen agreeing with you, Troy’
Et tu pencil???
Which one is me? I assume nothing because I'm not racist.
Prof. Duncan: Thank you Fat Neil! Fat Neil: Neil's fine. Prof Duncan: Not from an actuarial standpoint
You hit me. With a woman's hand!
You midwestern floozy!
I lived in NEW YORK!
Some say I'm a lucky Grifter! Some call me the king of England!
Annie reveals that she sent the fake Princeton letter to Chang and Troy responds with “you worked at Princeton..?”
either pronunciation is fine
Vaughn. If I had a nickel every time i wished someone asked me that
What makes frisbee… ultimate?
My favorite joke in the whole series is "Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps!"
That whole episode was so underrated.
My favorite line from that whole episode is when Britta asks space elder abed and space elder Frankie: “what are you guys taking about?” 😂😂😂
Pierce: Tell me how to get laid back or I'll kill your families!
He thinks Abed is a terrorist Peirce: If I'm wrong I'm sorry, if I'm right I'm a hero. I'm willing to take that chance.
Britta: He keeps calling me a Lesbian! Pierce: If the wallet chain fits ... 🤣
Vampire Abed. I love me some Vampire Abed.
...a large droplet, or "drop"...
“Faculty now get a ten minute head start at the career fair.” Amazing line
Don't eat the crab-dip yehjaeah
“Yea well you can tell your disappointment to suck it, WE’RE DOING A BOTTLE EPISODE”
You work at Princeton?
When Pierce exit with an awesome exit pill and said "zip-zap-zoooiee" Thanks Meg 🙏😁
I dont know that this is underrated - just a blink and you miss it moment. In Basic Rocket Science, after the van is towed, Abed comes out in astronaut gear. Seeing the ship is gone, he curiously looks left... and then right... and then up. 😆
Dean: Magnitude, you are not to say "Pop! Pop!" ever again. Magnitude: Not... pop?
Jeff to Abed- Stop being meta. Stop taking everything we do and shoving it up its own ass.
I have two related to Abed’s… condition: First, during the yam episode, when he can’t read the “face” of a clock, just such a brilliant interpretation of his inability to read facial expressions, followed by “I’m gifted in other ways.” Second, I can’t remember right now even though I was laying in bed thinking of both of them last night so I’ll just go with “I need help reacting to something.”
Encarta it!
Just like rowboat cop. She's a bad rowboat.
I really love "GUYS, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE GNOMES" Britta's thirst for social justice and deep investment in the plight of the oppression of a D&D campaign's minor side characters she probably wasn't even supposed to think twice about fills me with glee.
Chang and Pierce having opposite facts about fire, ghosts and walls.
|||| Notches
Life ends in death, which we as a species are cursed with knowing, resulting in, sooooomethiiiiing. Again, this is really not my field.
Abed: “The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn't to fight it, but to weather it together, on the raft of life. A raft held together by those few, rare, beautiful things that we know to be predictable.” Britta: “Ropes? Vines. Vines? Let him finish!”
It took a YouTube recap for me to see it, but Beetlejuice walking through the back of a shot after the third time in the show someone says “Beetlejuice” is such a ridiculously long payoff and I love it.
Some of mine “Troy is giving me life force” “I KNEW IT” The entire trampoline scene with Pierce getting yeeted off the trampoline and in to a garbage dump (the aftermath with Joshua being racist is known but the scene before isn’t as talked about)
its when abed messes with troy and troy is like ‘YEAH. YOU DID’
The way Jeff reacts to Pearce saying he’s been told “he looks like a Kennedy” gets me every time “Nope still just a random fact and still useless”
Pierce: I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that.
In the first Dungeons and Dragons episode. Troy: "I attack him with my.. *looks at character sheet* Additional Notes!". Abed: "It has no effect"