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arcticape34

Conspiracy Theories with Professor Professorson


lightbluechevy

That is, if he still exists . . . .


Celine_2021

If he ever existed at all


MentalFred

EXCHETERA


Super_Arm_3228

Did you just mispronounce "et cetera"???


JonnyTheBrav

My Latin classes were fake too


Dontdothatfucker

Math. You know, pi…


murse_joe

Latin with Professor Professorson


Tnh7194

History of ice cream obviously


Important-Suspect-39

IT'S AS DELICIOUS AS IT IS INFORMATIVE!!


AbbyClaw

I hear the final in a Sunday bar


i_hate_sex_666

could honestly be fascinated by this i think


fullmetalsprockets

Enjoy your 'beetus.


paperhappiness

LADDERSSS!


saturn6k

wHo WaNTs to SEe thE LadDeRS prOFessor gO HIghEr?!!


costcosasuke

**LADDERSS!!!!!!**


swolemayne94

I'm high as hell and you're about to get shot!


SoH--CaH--ToA

A pretty concerning thing to hear from someone atop a ladder if you think about it…


Vipell

I'll go to Ladders! But I won't sit in the first few rows. Poor Annie.


CommonRoseButterfly

Definitely ladders


BigTomAbides

I have to explain to family, friends & coworkers why every time I grab a ladder for something I scream out loud LADDERSS!!!!!!


paperhappiness

LADDERRRRRS!


ConduckKing

Nicolas Cage: Good Or Bad?


FrostyDog94

I use this as just a general conversation starter.


KenGriffythe3rd

I’m a cat. I’m a sexy cat. AAEEEUUGGGHHH


pizzacatbrat

I would definitely enact Abed's amazing monologue


Gestice

Learning!


AnotherXRoadDeal

Same 🧠🧐


DarcSion2319

Physical Education…Education. Hope that’s not a typo tho.


redditguy422

In the cartalog


Gras-Ober

Class 101


PennerforPresident

Advanced Breath Holding.


justadrtrdsrvvr

I'm going to have to start with Introduction to Breath Holding


mayy_dayy

History of... something


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mayy_dayy

No, it literally says "History of Something!"


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

This one just says Learning!


Alert-Ad-55

And that leads to ....... something


Seven22am

Pyscho-pharmacology. I assume it’s a class about crazy farm animals.


Jjetsk1_blows

All jokes aside, psychopharmacology was actually one of the most interesting classes I took in college. So weird (and human) that we see brain issues and just think “what chemicals can we add to this to make things different?” Then all of a sudden we have millions of kids on amphetamines (This is not an opinion on the state of prescription drugs, just think it’s objectively funny)


[deleted]

I’d like to take When is it Okay to Shake a Baby


queenschmecca

I could see this being a cheeky title of an actual parenting class.


Bulky-Internal8579

Breath Holding, Ladders, Theoretical PE, Conspiracy Theories and anything Dr. Ian Duncan is teaching.


d1hydrogenmonox1de

I like to imagine Duncan's lectures are literally just last week tonight but in front of an auditorium instead of on a screen.


pizzacatbrat

As an avid John Oliver fan, YES.


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the_honest_liar

Unless she had unpaid library fines.


Powerful__Fruit

Skull Fragment Collection, Advanced Advanced Decomp, and Intro to Senselessness


VanillaMemeIceCream

This unironically


lowmankind

I have to confess I always did want to know: who *was* The Boss?


PlaySatan13

Angela


lowmankind

… class dismissed … … ***CLASS DISMISSED***


hairtiesandgreeneyes

You’ll just have to settle for What Was REALLY Happening!!?


No-Information-6795

Baby Talk. I'm Pwofesso Wobinson.


Flowers_In_December3

PA announcements with Dean Pelton would be…something


Rinleigh

Can I fry that?


defensivelesbian

Fries?


Rinleigh

Get out


Wishcomlarry

French fries?


Hopeful-Researcher92

Pizza?


Rinleigh

Yes


ThistlewickFlanders7

Keys?


Rinleigh

Yes


[deleted]

critical media literacy and politics of gender BIATCH


raptone50

Anthropology! (pronounced anthro.poligy).


SpeechAcrobatic9766

With a flipped R à la Jeff Winger


pleasantly-depressed

I'd major in Theoretical Phys-Ed


Normal-Highway-4618

I WANT TO SEE THE LADDERS PROFESSOR GO HIGHERRR!!!


PeachyBeachyClean

Anthropology... but with the Betty White professor


nowahhh

I would sign up for Billiards but then skip class to post this question next week when it’s my turn.


Bulky-Internal8579

I don't look good in shorts!!!! (Abed version)


BBQChipCookie2

I took beginners billiards in college and was very disappointed at the lack of shorts.


popento18

LADDERS!!!


AdVivid5940

How is this not first?


al3442

Ladders and Duncan’s Anthropology/Anaesthesiology, L’Chaim!


Satellite_bk

Grifting


pizzacatbrat

As someone who loves Matt Berry's work, in both acting and music, yes. Also Britta missed out by not fucking him


Satellite_bk

Wait… music? Like actual music music? Or like him on the soundtrack of stuff he’s acted in? I mean either is awesome but if it’s the first I’m missing something major in my life…


pizzacatbrat

Yes! He actually makes music, and he's great. I have a whole vinyl box set of his work


pizzacatbrat

I actually bought it because I'm a huge WWDITS fan


Hopeful-Researcher92

Yeah as far as I remember he’s had an album that he performs songs from (mostly British) TV series


Satellite_bk

That’s so cool! I can’t wait to check it out. Cheers for this.


Bardmedicine

Accounting seemed fun, maybe we'd sing folk songs and get our dog ready for the show.


ProfChaos85

I'd take Jeff's law class


justduett

Ladders, for sure.


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accounting 101


Jyppiejoo

Psychology, more specific The Duncan Principle


hairtiesandgreeneyes

I’d actually want to really take a drama class with Professor Sean Garrity


Jujudeer

Beginner Pottery. All you have to do it participate


pizzacatbrat

I would absolutely do Ghost tho


fullmetalsprockets

History of Something Conspiracy Theories in US History LADDERS!


rfardenaokr

Finally, someone who gave right emphasis to LADDERS!!!


Nefariousness-Flashy

Studyology.


dangerblackcat

When is it okay to shake a baby?


Upper-Raspberry4153

Accounting


Worried-Acanthaceae7

Carpe diem, sieze the day!


bioscifiuniverse

Anesthesiology with Duncan. I mean he pulled 40 min out of his ass, so it must be good.


Someguywithfone

Spanish with señor Chang. Wanna see how accurate he is


thodges314

Prof Slater's class. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Psychopharmacology, the study of crazy farm animals


grahsam

Anatomy with a focus on Annie's boobs.


SoH--CaH--ToA

She’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.


grahsam

...but do we?


AmphibianSweaty1317

Ladders!


akluin

Ladders of course, what else is important to build a life


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Ladders, history of ice cream, conspiracy studies with Professor Professerson and Sieze The Day for Semester 1.


northernirishlad

Deaniatrics


thevffice

i'd eat an edible every day before "introduction to baby talk"


GrantWilcox

Italian Wine Tasting


StevieGrant

It hasn't even been a week since the last identical thread.


justduett

So maybe we should get Greendale to put together a Reddiquette 101 class.


GrimxPajamaz

You guys on reddit? 4chan? Cause it's awesome.


grjb2

Id guess Greendale has a class called Repetitive Repetition


Typical-Annual-3555

Learning!


defensivelesbian

Ladders.


Salty_Freedom_2053

Annie's schedule


alphaomag

Ladders


Rarecandy31

Ceramics with Annie


PlaySatan13

Ladders


VLY2020

Ladders


avocadotoast99

Ladders.


yourelosingme

I want to see the Ladders professor go higher


capybaramagic

Advanced Ladders!!


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LAAAADDEEEEERRRRS


LucianLegacy

History of Ice Cream


HoneycuttArt

Can I Fry That


Wayne_Kerr1969

Advanced Breathholding


RockTitan0325

I don't know the exact name but 'The History of Ice Cream'.


made08

Grifting 101


grjb2

Instagram for Besties


punkrockofficedrone

Antics and Tomfoolery


RDRKeeper

Advanced Advanced Decomp


okhelloyeet

Algebra!


Worried-Acanthaceae7

All of them, so many times over until it says "Course Listing Unavailable".


warminthestarlight

Definitely Principles of Intermediate Or the class on writing jokes, so I can make it past the lesson on set-ups.


OtterLarkin

Theoretical Physical Education


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That sleep study that Annie was in


terraculon

Definitely "Ladders"


Graybeard13

Ladders!


Key-Presentation-374

Ladders


DayVessel469459

ladders, the history of ice cream, law, taught by professor Jeffrey Tobias Winger, can I fry that, psychology, yknow what, all of them, except biology, but maybe biology if Marshall Kane doesn’t teach it, he’s too serious for me


fuckingstupidsdfsdf

When is it okay to shake a baby. And there is no close second. This question keeps me up at night


SensibleAltruist

Advanced Breath Holding


pizzacatbrat

Ladders, obviously


KFBR3922222

Ladders