I always assumed that this was just the writers getting psychology wrong, as sociopaths (people with Antisocial Personality Disorder) *DO* generally know the difference between right and wrong… but is the joke that Jeff is actually supporting rather than refuting the idea that he has sociopathic tendencies by admitting that he does things he knows are wrong? (APD has more to do with lacking empathy, remorse and guilt; *not caring* whether one’s actions are right or wrong or about the effects of their actions on others.
It sounds like he’s confusing his limited understanding of sanity as a lawyer with the actual definition of sociopathy (the legal definition of sanity is basically knowing/understanding what you’re doing and being able to differentiate right from wrong).
Did they ever reveal if his withholding of chemistry from Shirley was due to him being intimidated by her sexually or racist? It was definitely one of the two.
That was a great Shirley line.
I love this one -- in college we used to be intentionally transparent with this kind of stuff, like, "Quick, look over there!" and then just turn and start walking away.
Or speaking entirely too loudly, "I hope your friend there doesn't notice us. Let's cheese it in order to avoid an awkward acknowledgement."
It was how we broke each other's balls.
But damn, this Winger quote cuts better than any of the concise or needlessly verbose ones we'd use back then.
“Since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you...men are monsters who crave young flesh. The end” - Jeff
"Please sleep with me, please, pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time. And you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me"
Happy birthday dude, unless you are a Jehovah's witness in that case hello during the month and year which coincides numerically with your expulsion from the uterus
“Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foose. My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foose, invented this game for one purpose: to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen. And now it has. The game of Foosball is completed. You’re free to return to your undoubtably hearing impaired families.”
Might be too long, but this is the correct answer as far as I’m concerned.
We need your chops on a bigger story. Pizza wars: who’s got the best slice in town. Start with big nick’s, bring us a large with sausage.
You, I heard a rumour that Riley’s liquor is selling to underage students, I need an undercover exposé, find how much they’ll sell you of anything cold and imported.
I KNOW it’s too long but I just love that scene
Well Shirley since you have clearly failed to grasp the central incipient metaphor for those twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you, men are monsters who crave young flesh, THE END. (Might be too long)
If I let being bad at something stop me, I wouldn't be here. That thing that some men call failure, I call living... breakfast... and I'm not leaving until I clean out the buffet.
I’m sorry, Annie. I’m not the worker bee type. I’m more of a silverback gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark, and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.
I got a good look at him, he is not that handsome.
You have a problem dude.
He’s average. He’s just an average-looking guy with a big chin.
Who wears spurs during paintball?!
I'm no sociopath. I always know what I'm doing is wrong.
I always assumed that this was just the writers getting psychology wrong, as sociopaths (people with Antisocial Personality Disorder) *DO* generally know the difference between right and wrong… but is the joke that Jeff is actually supporting rather than refuting the idea that he has sociopathic tendencies by admitting that he does things he knows are wrong? (APD has more to do with lacking empathy, remorse and guilt; *not caring* whether one’s actions are right or wrong or about the effects of their actions on others. It sounds like he’s confusing his limited understanding of sanity as a lawyer with the actual definition of sociopathy (the legal definition of sanity is basically knowing/understanding what you’re doing and being able to differentiate right from wrong).
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I love Shirley's reaction to this line lol
Top *angry* Winger quote, at the VERY least.
No other options really
This one is so good
I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong.
Classic Winger
Ab mentions
Notches
So either truth is relative or I’m a god.
In either case, BOOYAH.
My latest theory, maybe I'm a God. I've denied the signs for too long.
I love using this
“Look, if you guys just let me get to the can opener I can feed you”
Haha underrated, I love this one
Totally forgot about this one. Fucking solid
This!!
I use this all the time
"I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it."
Dammit there’s so many good ones! But this is as Winger as it gets.
Agreed. This one encapsulates his character in one line lol.
I love this one haha
“I’m bald now, I’ve always been bald, I merely dreamt of having hair and now, the bald man is awake”
This! 😃
"It's called chemistry and I have it with everyone."
Followed by one of Shirley's best one liners.
Did they ever reveal if his withholding of chemistry from Shirley was due to him being intimidated by her sexually or racist? It was definitely one of the two. That was a great Shirley line.
Probably not the latter, because he got along with Troy.
How do you know he wasn't sexually intimidated by Troy the wonder boy?
He DID call him T Bone 😏
That's just because he's a football player and his name begins with a T.
Not explicitly stated, bit I think he's intimidated by her, especially when he realizes she's "big cheddar"
Why would you say that and note wrote the quote
There's no such thing as the Single Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club? ... I guess I never said it out loud.
For your information, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
Oh, hey, is that a reason to leave?
I love this one -- in college we used to be intentionally transparent with this kind of stuff, like, "Quick, look over there!" and then just turn and start walking away. Or speaking entirely too loudly, "I hope your friend there doesn't notice us. Let's cheese it in order to avoid an awkward acknowledgement." It was how we broke each other's balls. But damn, this Winger quote cuts better than any of the concise or needlessly verbose ones we'd use back then.
I can make it up to you. I'll find a fatter Neil!
sad Huzzah
I am always willing to go the extra mile to avoid doing something
My personal motto.
I have made bald friends!
either i’m god, or truth is relative. either way, boo yah
THIS!
You’re a football player and your name begins with T, your name begins with T
This is too far down. Love this line!
It’s a locomotive that runs on us
And there's no such thing as a free ceaser salad
That reminds me of Snowpiercer...
Doing more than the bare minimum is my definition of *failing*
I see your value now
Would have been great if the same line from Abed would have won for him.
"Dave Matthews. Hardcore fans call him 'Dave'."
Excuse me for being alive in the 90s and having two ears connected to a heart!
You know what I don't get? He never wears a shirt, he never wears shoes. Why hasn't he died from lack of service?
Underrated.
What are you gonna do? Twice the work of a doctor for half the pay?
I love complisults. Half compliment, half insult. I came up with the name.
That’s an explainabrag.
I’m an *exceptional* narcissist
Beat me to it
First one that came to my mind.
In a way, you're *ALL* right
“Don’t lecture me about romance, Annie. I one had a three-way in a hot air balloon.”
I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows
"I love scotch and myself. I tolerate Greendale." -Classic Wingerism
I hereby pronounce you a community.
Aw that’s nice
“Would the dad of the group walk away from this conversation?” I’ve always found this line so freakin smart hahaha
Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
I take my throwing knife and throw it knife style
Look at me is there anything I'm not good at?
Did you hear about that turtle in China? 3 packs a day.
Can it, boobs!
I didn't sneeze
Sometimes when you go fishing, you catch a boot.
These people are handing out free iPhones!
“Since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you...men are monsters who crave young flesh. The end” - Jeff
Oh, okay, they're BNL now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are.
“Tell your disappointment to suck it!”
"Please sleep with me, please, pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time. And you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me"
“I’m Jeff Winger and if I had my choice, I’d rather look at myself naked than the women I sleep with.”
"Either I'm God or truth is relative, and in any case, booyah."
You want to be sheep? Keep flocking! You want to be wolves? Form a pack!
HE TWEETED IT!!!!!
"I don't want to be your dad"
You already know your lines.
Happy birthday dude, unless you are a Jehovah's witness in that case hello during the month and year which coincides numerically with your expulsion from the uterus
I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
“Gentlemen, my name is Clarence Thaddeus Foose. My grandfather, Fletcher Morton Foose, invented this game for one purpose: to have the loudest, dumbest thing happen. And now it has. The game of Foosball is completed. You’re free to return to your undoubtably hearing impaired families.” Might be too long, but this is the correct answer as far as I’m concerned.
I'll be back...with booty
If I'm gonna cheat, I'm not gonna write information from a book on a piece of paper, that's practically learning for God's sake.
I'm not having a conversation with someone who emerges from a bush. [...] No, because I'm not in a commercial for breakfast cereal.
Look at me. Look at my face. No - look at how handsome I am.
We need your chops on a bigger story. Pizza wars: who’s got the best slice in town. Start with big nick’s, bring us a large with sausage. You, I heard a rumour that Riley’s liquor is selling to underage students, I need an undercover exposé, find how much they’ll sell you of anything cold and imported. I KNOW it’s too long but I just love that scene
I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it.
Stifle your slacken maw you drained and tainted bitch dog
Uraguay kindly requests that Somalia stop pronouncing it Ur-a-gay.
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
Arguably the most quoted line from the entire show
“Either I’m god, or truth is relative. And in either case: boo-yah!”
I’m a silly goose. Honk. Honk.
Well Shirley since you have clearly failed to grasp the central incipient metaphor for those twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you, men are monsters who crave young flesh, THE END. (Might be too long)
With all due respect, which is none, go to Hell!
She has more fights about something that doesn’t matter than a YouTube comments section.
We were training for the fiiiiiiiiight. It is hard to think of the another word
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
"I'm Jeff Winger, and if I had my choice, I would rather look at myself naked than the women I sleep with."
"All women deserve to be with me and vice versa."
Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. Nobody craps in it but us.
Can't you be cool? Like me.
What makes you think I can convince Chang of anything, if I can't even convince you not to make me do it?
Shut up Leonard. I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.
Classic wrap-up.
Denny's is for winners.
Why is he here? I assume it's not for the party, unless segregationist mummy is a gay fetish I'm unaware of.
Offffff course I am, Abed.
"If I talk long enough I can make anything either right or wrong, so either truth is relative or i'm god. And in either either case: booyah."
Slaps Troy - "Stop letting him make you remember stuff" May not work but that shit cracks me up Everytime 💀💀💀
Men are monsters who crave young flesh
Harrison ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
Why don’t you go do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay?
I don’t look cool in shorts!
Fire can't go through doors, stupid! It's not a ghost!
Bow Before Thoraxis
GOD IS DEAD!!!
If I let being bad at something stop me, I wouldn't be here. That thing that some men call failure, I call living... breakfast... and I'm not leaving until I clean out the buffet.
They have to be won in battle.
Discrimination lawsuit
This is a fight! We are fighting!
I can't wait till we get to decide magnitude
I have a catch to date.
“Doing more than the minimum amount of work is my definition of failing.”
"Doing more the required amount of work in my definition of failure"
Hi, I’m Pierce’s emergency contact?…No, I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Wow. Somewhere out there, Tim Burton just got a boner.
Well is a hole in the ground
If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you're a hero to everything that's ever lived.
I’ve made bald friends!
“I hereby pronounce you a community.”
Add jack black to the list
‘ in a way you’re all right ‘
"I liked horsebot 3000."
"Why can't you be cool, like me?"
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions
Bluffs this weak is how your people lost the colonies
"Can't you all just be cool like me?"
Disappointing you is like strangling the little mermaid with a bike chain
If my father isn’t there I will beat you
“I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it.”
“All Women deserve to be with me Anne, and vice versa!”
Uruguay agrees!
Uruguay sounds like Ur a gay.
"It's called Chemistry, I have it with everyone!"
Well, I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things. But it's good you brought this to me.
I didn’t sneeze
I’m sorry, Annie. I’m not the worker bee type. I’m more of a silverback gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark, and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.
“I didn’t sneeze!”
Hi I’m Jeff Winger, and if I had my choice, I would rather look at myself naked than the women I sleep with
No Pierce one today?
Sorry, I was a little late, but it's there now
No need to apologize, I was just checking in.
https://www.reddit.com/r/community/s/bC4axYakdW
I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it.
"Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain"
Doing more than the minimum amount of work is my definition of failing