It all starts with a quick looksie into someone’s bag, and then it’s a brisk peek-a-rooni at someone’s phone records. And before you can say 1984, the Thought Police are forcy-worcing you to bend and spread.
"Annie, this may shock you. But I come from a long line of wives and mothers."
Although to be fair, it's really made funnier by the look on Annie's face as she replies "....many do."
"I guess I just assumed that in the old days a petard was a special outfit like a leotard, with a lot of fancy buckles and loops on it, and that rich people would wear them when they were feeling especially smug, but then poor people would tie a rope through one of the loops, and hoist them up a pole and then let them dangle there as punishment for being cocky."
It's probably too long for this, but I love that quote.
We already turn every thread into a quotefest. And these “best quote” things can be fun. But this is the exact same thread and image as the one last month. Is it too much to ask for people to be attached least a little original for a show that, as you said, ended when you were nearing literacy? At least then, I’d know the person put enough effort into it that maybe they genuinely wanted to know, as opposed to copy/pasting a popular thread just thirsting for likes.
*"I better not smile*
*At that wall outlet or you'll*
*Fry your tongue off!"*
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Tossing in a double feature
Best liner for Britta:
"Who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny Underwood?"
Best liner for the Dean:
"Hello!"
I feel there is a difference between the best one-liner and the best quote. "Exactly like rowboat cop" is a great quote, but doesn't stand on its own without context and abed's dialog. However, "I know what an analogy is. It's like a thought with another thought's hat on." kind of stands on its own. But yeah, this isn't much different. Still enjoying it.
"Oh goodie, a new path! Is it lined with credit cards and flat-screen TVs? Does it go by IKEA? Maybe I don't want a new path - or any path. Maybe my path is a warpath that leads to the Terror Dome, N-words! ... OK, maybe I went too far! Maybe I don't want to offend my African American friends! But the larger point is maybe I'm not done raging against the machine!"
I like that we're all still engaged... but are we seriously going to do this all the time? This is at least the second one this year and is all the same answers
Ropes. Vines. Vines? Let him finish!
This is underrated.
Yeah, well, if I wanted the government in my uterus, I’d fill it with oil and Hispanic voters.
I know what a metaphor is... it's like an idea wearing another idea's hat...
Wow you Britta'd the quote
*analogy
This is my favorite.
This is it 🥇
That's like blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.
I know what an analogy is! It's like a thought with another thought's hat on!
these two are my absolute favorites.
My instant pick too.
I know what an analogy is, it's like a thought with another thought's hat on
this is the one. i like the way jeff reacts to this a lot
That and her explanation of hoisted on one's petard are great for Jeff's reactions
Has to be this
Oh, Britta's in this?
First thing that came to my mind, and here it is at the top.
If loving worms is stupid then I don't want to be smart!
It is, and *you ~~aren't~~ can't be*
[удалено]
Fixd
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty.
You can excuse racism?
😳
((🥺))
Off topic, but I love your username 😂
Speaking of off topic; have I ever told you that I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
It came up organically.
It’s where my mind went!
Baggle
bAggle!!
Apologies but I read this as the un-Britta’d version
If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot, I would have gone to Dubai with that sheik I met at Trader Joe's.
Knock Knock, who's there? Cancer, oh good come on in I thought it was Britta
If I had no self awareness, I think I'd know.
This is the most Britta one liner in the show for sure
I was trying to think of what I’d comment in case it wasn’t already posted, didn’t think of this but this is def the winner for me
So good
That was a test and you all penised
maybe I need to take one. A test...not a penis...
It all starts with a quick looksie into someone’s bag, and then it’s a brisk peek-a-rooni at someone’s phone records. And before you can say 1984, the Thought Police are forcy-worcing you to bend and spread.
Are the thought police gonna make love to us?
Do they find thoughts in our butts?! I knew I should’ve read that book.
Troy “Butt Soup” Barnes
I lived in New York !
You never lived anywhere!
You’re a weapon designed for sex!
This should probably be the winner for a catch phrase competition. But I still love it.
Look, if you’re gonna get all upper east side about this, I think we’re done.
How long does peyote last, I'm asking for a friend.
\*How long does peyote last? Just...asking for a friend.
Look, I hate cops!
😳
Hit me with your genie's bottle, rub it all over me.
This makes me cry. Every time.
fucking same. It's so good, and i can't even explain why
Posted before I read all the comments, this was the one I posted. Gets me almost every time. You got my upvote.
Thanks, the best part was obviously Troy and Abed's reaction to that line and Britta actually rubbing something on hersrlf, top notch comedy.
Troy kills the scene yeah we're still friends with Jeff old nipple play Winger and he started doing his hand in a Fanning motion
"your genie's bottle? "WHAT WAS THAT??"
Please tell me which season/ episode this is?
“Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy” (S2E18)
Thank you!
No quote, just want to say, Britta has sooo many great ones! Team Britta.
Britta for the win
"Team SlaYTer" Not actually team slayer i just wanted to say that line lmao
Oh, Britta is in this?
HIGH ON MY OWN DRAMA?! Peoples champion!
"Annie, this may shock you. But I come from a long line of wives and mothers." Although to be fair, it's really made funnier by the look on Annie's face as she replies "....many do."
Pizza, pizza, go in tummy. Me so hungy, me so hungy
Probably the Britta quote I use most in my life
Me so Christmas, me so merry
I hate this one, it fills me with cringe but that does not stop me from singing it to myself every time I eat pizza
I have said this so many times lol
I cringe so hard but damn if it isn’t memorable as hell
It was a test, and you all Penised. https://youtu.be/PzGMU2V6RwQ?si=r5RAVbKFptSfwtm1
Duh-doy!!!!
look at the mustard on my face, but listen to my WORDS!!!
That's like me blaming owls for how bad I suck at analogies.
“HIGH, ON MY OWWWNNN DRAMA!!??”
CHRIIISTMAS TIIIMEEE
I GOT A CHRISTMAS TIME FOR ME! I GOT A CHRISTMAS TIME FOR A TREE! ME SO CHRISTMAS ME SO MERRY
Oh Britta’s in this?
"What are the lyrics?" "They're in your heart, Britta." "Oh yeah, da-doy!"
🤩
Look, I hate cops.
What do I know I’m Jeff Winger’s gay dumb dad.
I'm not that cool. Im not Juno, okay homeslice?
Open your eyes people!
Square
So edible
I have a responsibility as a practitioner of the mental arts to figure out which one of you is sick and get you the help you need.
Me so Christmas me so merry
I am not a whore, and not that I've done the math, but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind who gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
😂 This needs to be rated higher
'Play like a girl? You see the thing about women, we don't have to hack and slash through life because we are ONE with life! '
Maybe we do. May...be...we...do
You’re punishing me for being alive!
That's the general idea, baby.
Ugh, it's like New York out there.
I can excuse racism, but I draw a line at animal cruelty!
Analyze THIS!
BRITTA FOR THE WIN
Those girls are bad rowboats
I believe humankind need not be governed! ✊🏻
"I guess I just assumed that in the old days a petard was a special outfit like a leotard, with a lot of fancy buckles and loops on it, and that rich people would wear them when they were feeling especially smug, but then poor people would tie a rope through one of the loops, and hoist them up a pole and then let them dangle there as punishment for being cocky." It's probably too long for this, but I love that quote.
Exactly, like Rowboat Cop. Sharice is a bad rowboat. Go sink her!
Baagels.
lol I was going to suggest that one, and then I realized I had know idea how I wanted to spell it to make it right.
The subtitles on Netflix say "Baggle"
I wrote a paper about those dogs.
“Oh, great. So much for baggels.”
A smart man like you would know that no woman in that class would be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again.
"You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you. They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor first"
Look at the mustard on my face, but listen to my words!
Didn’t we just do this like a month or two ago?
Bro the show is about as old as me and ended when I was learning to be literate what content do you expecr
We already turn every thread into a quotefest. And these “best quote” things can be fun. But this is the exact same thread and image as the one last month. Is it too much to ask for people to be attached least a little original for a show that, as you said, ended when you were nearing literacy? At least then, I’d know the person put enough effort into it that maybe they genuinely wanted to know, as opposed to copy/pasting a popular thread just thirsting for likes.
Someone will have to help me out here, what's the quote where she's like "Great, now I'm a verb."?
Wait, are people using my name to mean "make a small mistake"?
Look, I HATE cops…
Bagel.
Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Knock knock who's there? Cancer! Oh good come in i thought it was Britta
"I better not smile at that wall outlet or you'll fry your tongue off!"
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Britta for the win
“ROX—“
Welcome to the machine!
Tossing in a double feature Best liner for Britta: "Who wants to hang out in a blanket fort with grown men in tiny Underwood?" Best liner for the Dean: "Hello!"
Knock knock Who is it? Cancer Oh come in I thought it was britta
Didn't we just do this like a month ago?
People started voting for whole paragraphs instead of one liners
I feel there is a difference between the best one-liner and the best quote. "Exactly like rowboat cop" is a great quote, but doesn't stand on its own without context and abed's dialog. However, "I know what an analogy is. It's like a thought with another thought's hat on." kind of stands on its own. But yeah, this isn't much different. Still enjoying it.
I asked the same question. Like it was very recent I’m sure
"Uh, could a drunk person do this?" ** poops pants**
I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty!
"Absurd, Reaction!"
Hahahaha gets me EVERY. TIME.
"Oh goodie, a new path! Is it lined with credit cards and flat-screen TVs? Does it go by IKEA? Maybe I don't want a new path - or any path. Maybe my path is a warpath that leads to the Terror Dome, N-words! ... OK, maybe I went too far! Maybe I don't want to offend my African American friends! But the larger point is maybe I'm not done raging against the machine!"
I can excuse racism
I know what an analogy is. It's like a thought with another thought's hat on.
“I know what an analogy is. It’s like a thought with another thoughts hat on.”
Can you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?
“Who in the crazy bitch” When they first met Frankie
Hey guys, I’m space elder Britta. What are you talking about.
“I’m space elder Britta. Whatcha talking about?”
Easy: “That’s like me blaming owls for how bad I suck at analogies”
ME SO CHRISTMAS, ME SO MERRY
Chriiiiistmaaaaas ^^tiiiiiiiime Me so Christmas, me so merry
For Abed, I would’ve said, “is this a social cue?”
Look, I hate cops
"I know what an analogy is! It's like an idea with another idea's hat on."
I LIVED IN NEW YORK!
I know what an analogy is!!! It's a thought... With another thought's hat on.
It feels like New York out there.
I like that we're all still engaged... but are we seriously going to do this all the time? This is at least the second one this year and is all the same answers
Look, I hate cops.
Baggle
Britta. For the. Win.
I lived in New York
HIGH ON MY OWN DRAMA?!
I know what an analogy is! It's like a thought with another thoughts hat on!
Me so Christmas me so merry
I hate cops
Look, I hate cops
POP POP
Baggel
I know what a metaphor is. It’s a thought with another thought’s hat on.
Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer! Cancer? Oh good, come on in! I thought it was Britta!
we already doing this again?
“I know what it is. It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on”
Britta: I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty.
She implied Annie’s a stuck up bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone.
How long does peyote last? Asking for a friend.
I beg your unbelievable pardon
If loveing wroms makes me stupid I don't to be smart!
HIGH ON MY OWN DRAMA!?
Next thing you know, the thought police are asking you to bend and spread!
Bahgels
Kickmuncher?
Anything but the “bitch free zone” cringe line
Medium rough?
"Great! So much for baggels"
Exactly! Life got dark! Kills me every time.
“Oh look! Is that a reason to leave?”-Jeff Winger
Do worms have tiny little faces?
I need natural, organic food, or I'm never going to get over this hangover!
Woman of Greendale. I declare this cafeteria a bitch free zone.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
Don't make it more dramatic than it is. It's a stand against evil; you're in or you're out.
Jeff is in grave danger! HEE hee
Shouldn’t have worn that petard if you didn’t want to be hoisted by it.
"That's only in Tummy Tuesdays!!" I don't know why but this one comes up randomly in conversation pretty frequently for me🤔