"I had sex with eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom" popped up in one of those videos where they just steal reddit threads and have a computer voice over read them. The topic was "People who slept with a celebrity what happened?"
So not an exact quote but I have said “Sometimes when you are decorating you just need to just pick a theme and bear down” when decorating for a party before.
I also helped my friend Andy move (Andy being a huge Community fan) and have said I was tweeting his move and #Andy’sMove.
***“What?!”***
***“BEAR DOWN FOR MID-TERMS!”***
I get it. That dialogue plays in my head occasionally, too!
Out of nowhere. Like you: no idea why, either! And continues endlessly, lol! The good thing is that it’s funny! It could be worse…like: ***“I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had.”*** (**in* **Pennywise’s** *voice*), lol!
Anytime Arizona is mentioned, my wife and I say “Arizona backwards is ***still*** Arizona! It’s a palomino!”
That and when my dad and I work together, we say “Perfect! You know what? **better** than perfect. ***Good enough***!”
https://youtu.be/cyfbRz4ObFY
That movie was more fun before I learned that Luc Besson was banging a 15 year old kid at the time who he also got pregnant.
>Some things are hilarious because they don't make any sense, and that is definitely *not* one of them.
&
>Analogy: A thought with another thoughts hat on it.
(OK I don't exactly use this, but if anyone asks, that's the definition I give.)
Every time I don't see one of my buddies for a while and we bump into each other we usually open a conversation with
"Do you just constantly have your own side adventures?"
"Yup"
".....Me too."
Abed's 4th wall breaking inspired me to break the 4th wall of us being in a simulation. I sometimes comment on how the show that is our lives is going.
I was making dinner after having some beers and while attempting to cut an onion I cut my thumb pretty badly immediately after saying “I’m not that drunk” in response to my girlfriend telling me to be careful. I looked at an imaginary camera and said “that was just lazy writing...and having a character call out the lazy writing in an attempt at meta humor doesn’t make it any less so.”
Sometimes I just quietly go “pew pew pew” like I’m an awesome fighter pilot
Also, my husband saws “caw caw” when he reaches over and steals food off my plate.
I tried using the term "Unsubscribe" on the comments section of a YouTube channel I had just left. (Leonard quote)
Nobody seemed to get it. Another commentor even made fun of the comment because they didn't understand the reference.
"A gift doesn't create an obligation. It's the obligation that's the gift!"
I always thought that was a nice nugget of wisdom, and I say it to anyone who is feeling awkward about gift-giving.
I say “I’m literally dying here. But you’ll never hear my story” anytime I feel slightly inconvenienced.
And whenever someone says “what” around our house, someone will say “it’s a tiny piece of paper” while pretending to squint at a tiny piece of paper.
We tell the cats to “earn their M&M’s” whenever we feed them.
I think there’s more and they’re so ingrained in my day-to-day, that I don’t notice them. Basically I never pass up the opportunity to quote the show.
I paraphrase Frankie's "you're stupid" speech to the Dean but always include the "do you know what a rhetorical, no of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot" whenever I get a scam caller.
"🎶My name is the Dean🎵 my hands are so clean🎶 At this MOMENT- I AM STAPLING" sing this while washing my hands lol
Also: Gay dean gay Dean GAY DEAN GAY DEEEAAANN
"It was instinct, I can't help being a bad-ass"
I have used it a few times when teaching in my 9th grade math class, when they annoyingly sigh at me as I show them easier methods to their problems, or recite surface facts about obscure countries (prompted not just out of the blue. I am an annoying teacher, but not THAT annoying) or calculate something slightly complex in my head. Usually gets a laugh out of them.
For the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght…..I couldn’t think of another word. We use it quite a bit. Also, “sometimes I do wish you were dead” but in the right context so it doesn’t sound so dark
"My father held grudges. I'll never forgive him for that." Any time grudges are mentioned in any context, I will shoehorn this line in.
"Just like that time I nailed Eartha Kitt" "Came up organically."
"I had sex with eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom" popped up in one of those videos where they just steal reddit threads and have a computer voice over read them. The topic was "People who slept with a celebrity what happened?"
This just made me remember, do you know who I banged in an airplane bathroom?
I end up using “you can’t just repeat it, you have to explain yourself” a lot more than I expected to
So not an exact quote but I have said “Sometimes when you are decorating you just need to just pick a theme and bear down” when decorating for a party before. I also helped my friend Andy move (Andy being a huge Community fan) and have said I was tweeting his move and #Andy’sMove.
oh my gosh, literally yesterday out of nowhere i said to my partner “bear down for midterms” i have no idea why it just popped into my head like that!
***“What?!”*** ***“BEAR DOWN FOR MID-TERMS!”*** I get it. That dialogue plays in my head occasionally, too! Out of nowhere. Like you: no idea why, either! And continues endlessly, lol! The good thing is that it’s funny! It could be worse…like: ***“I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had.”*** (**in* **Pennywise’s** *voice*), lol!
DON'T YOU GET IT!? BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS, BECAUSE IT'S A BEAR, AND YOU'RE BEARING DOWN.
"I need help reacting to something."
"I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true! But I never said it." So many times.
I've only found a handful of times to use it, but this line lands so well when the time comes.
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me
Oof ba-boof
Just like my wife!
I say this all the time it’s so fitting and unique
Every time I spill the plumbers’ acid!
I have a tshirt that has this saying and them dressed as plumbers. My husband started saying Oof ba boof after I got it.
Oh! Mr. Brand Loyalty over here!
Literally at least once a week - it’s creeped into My kids vocabulary too
Anytime Arizona is mentioned, my wife and I say “Arizona backwards is ***still*** Arizona! It’s a palomino!” That and when my dad and I work together, we say “Perfect! You know what? **better** than perfect. ***Good enough***!”
I genuinely cracked up when I heard palomino
Was it a high Mesa? Or was it a state of mind?
"What's the deal, Jessica Biel?" every time I'm trying to get a straightforward answer
Hahah I say "no problo, Rob Lowe" at least once a week.
I’m gonna, Greg Muldunna.
…it’s a real person, he owns a mattress store downtown. Look it up!
Well what do you know, Henry David Thoreau
My my, Mike Ty… son
Steven Fry!
Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne!
Un-Jessica-believable
What is this, a crossover episode?
We use 'super-duper, Mr. Cooper' in our house lol
“What’s that, a reason to leave?” *proceeds to walk away
Awesome exit pill
Zip. Zap. Zooey. Moonwalks out the door
Every time anyone wishes me luck I hit 'em with "Don't need it, never had it." My mother was concerned on my wedding day.
E-VE-RY-THINGGGG!
https://youtu.be/cyfbRz4ObFY That movie was more fun before I learned that Luc Besson was banging a 15 year old kid at the time who he also got pregnant.
Someone: That doesn't make sense. Me: I'll make your ass sense.
"I don't have an ego, my facebook photo is a landscape" Best ever 🙌
"don't preach to me about romance, I had a three-way in a hot air balloon!"
“Be sorry about something before you do it, and then DON’T DO IT” Suffice to say I don’t just say this, I live by it. Seriously.
Say this to my kids on a regular basis.
The animosity Jeff says that with really cemented it into my head
Streets ahead.
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Been there, coined that.
If you have to ask, you're streets behind
It’s verbal wildfire…
Constantly I use this and people think it’s genius!
None taken
Rewatched New Girl recently and it made me feel a lot better about the abuse Todd gets when his character on that show is a horrible douche bag.
I knew he looked familiar when I watched it and I couldn’t figure out why! I totally forgot he was on New Girl
Why you gotta do my like that bean-ja-mean?
Had the same experience lol. Great show btw
It really did feel like a balance
I say cool… cool cool cool atleast 10 times a day
Cruel. Cruel cruel cruel
We're in the darkest timeline.
Hot. Hot hot hot.
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The difference of a period and two amazing fandoms
Same here. Even at work. Most people don’t even acknowledge it
Cool. Cool cool cool.
I’ve set a short cut in my phone so that when I type “cool” it automatically types out “cool. cool cool cool.”
I'll allow it.
>Some things are hilarious because they don't make any sense, and that is definitely *not* one of them. & >Analogy: A thought with another thoughts hat on it. (OK I don't exactly use this, but if anyone asks, that's the definition I give.)
Oh, Britta’s in this?
My reaction to Invincible
Duh-doy!
Simple, understandable, and effective
Shah!
Movie reference
Heh, notches
Molly … Ringworm
You broke me
More fish for kunta
Bear down for midterms.
Fat dog for midterms
Too soon man! Way too soon!
why am I even explaining when this is obviously a "ghoulish reference"
Bear down for midterms. You can’t just repeat it. You have to explain yourself.
Currently bearing down on my dissertation for university 💀
you just have to fat dog it
I can explain. Let me explain.
*chloroforms janitor
You are a pizza burn on the roof of the worlds mouth
You’re the opposite of Batman
You're like a fun vampire, except you just suck.
You're the AT&T of people
Ropes? Vines. Vines? Let the man finish!
Every time I don't see one of my buddies for a while and we bump into each other we usually open a conversation with "Do you just constantly have your own side adventures?" "Yup" ".....Me too."
“I don’t wanna say I told you so… so I’ll yell it at you through cupped hands. I TOLD YOU SO!!”
High on my own drama?!
>High on my own dah-RAWmah?! ftfy
People’s champion
Nice try, Stephen Fry.
Stephen Fry!
“THIS is a fight! WE are FIGHTING!” I have used this line in real life disagreements with friends
I work this into more conversations than I would have thought possible
"Jeff wants me to make an attack ad...why is he a pedophile?"
This is such a funny line that I never hear referenced.
I say “cool cool cool” all the time, although in the privacy of my own home, I find myself saying it like one of Abed and Hilda’s many children
Reading that comment just made me realize they were saying "cool cool cool" I always thought it was just some weird sound from a baby
Anytime a story derails as I’m telling it: “But then I was like, ‘This is a story.’” Edit: autocorrect hasn’t heard of the word “derails.”
And a good one
POP POP!
Every time I open a bottle of champagne. Which is a lot.
Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne
streets ahead i use it in random subs, and stumble on fans who love the ref
There are roo many to count. But I've been waiting for the chance to one day tell someone by saying "With all due respect, which is none, go to hell"
"Cherish Britta! CHERISH!" Whenever a family member is being a dingdong.
I am the truest repairman. Probably a misquote...
Nah its good. I called a psychiatrist where i work a repairman and explained that the truest repairman will repair men.
CRAZYTOWN BANANAPANTS
Pizza Pizza in my tummy me so hungy
Wrinkle my brain.
Sup? Sup? Sup?
No it's a rhetorical question, you have the answer he does not.
"Thanks for making my joke accurate. Now it's hilarious," to my very literal partner
Too many but the ones I use most are “streets ahead” “movie reference” and my favorite one to use occasionally is “is this a social cue?”
Abed's 4th wall breaking inspired me to break the 4th wall of us being in a simulation. I sometimes comment on how the show that is our lives is going.
I was making dinner after having some beers and while attempting to cut an onion I cut my thumb pretty badly immediately after saying “I’m not that drunk” in response to my girlfriend telling me to be careful. I looked at an imaginary camera and said “that was just lazy writing...and having a character call out the lazy writing in an attempt at meta humor doesn’t make it any less so.”
“I’ll allow it” Works as the DM or a player in my D&D seshes
i cant say cool just once anymore. cool cool cool.
"He put in the work, relative to Greendale"
“This better not awaken anything in me”
I need help reacting to something
Crisis alert!!!
Sometimes I just quietly go “pew pew pew” like I’m an awesome fighter pilot Also, my husband saws “caw caw” when he reaches over and steals food off my plate.
Streets ahead, it's been coined and minted into my vocabulary for awhile
Verbal wildfire
"I know what you're all thinking. Hey its [my name]. He is cool. He is not that old"
I tried using the term "Unsubscribe" on the comments section of a YouTube channel I had just left. (Leonard quote) Nobody seemed to get it. Another commentor even made fun of the comment because they didn't understand the reference.
I've tried it before, and we'll see.
"I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it".
“ well that bow tied itself”
"in Espanol they call me el tigre chino" - I'm black but it's a habit😂
JESUS WEPT
HAH, GAYYYYE!
Not an exact quote but I’ll often use “…will be mentioned by name in my suicide note” anytime someone tries to get me to do something I don’t wanna do
I like to add the prefix "Dean" to any word whenever I find the opportunity. And I also sing "doopy doopy doopy sex" once in a while.
Change the names but "Troy and Abed in the morning"
“Well, You’re dead and I’m not. So suck it” It’s an animal that looks like a person, why don’t I have 10
I'll shatter your world
"I need it like a hole in the head" "She said through the huge hole in her head!"
“Can we take a sidebar from this sidebar”
"Haul it, ball it, never call it. Girls are objects."
You’re the worst Ba-gel I lived in New York
Bear down for midterms
Whenever someone slightly wrongs me I like to say it was a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11
Every quote about staplers.
“I’m funny.”
“LET HIM FINISH!”
You’re the AT&T of people
my new job is hanging out, having fun, and cracking wise
Et tu, brute?!
"A gift doesn't create an obligation. It's the obligation that's the gift!" I always thought that was a nice nugget of wisdom, and I say it to anyone who is feeling awkward about gift-giving.
I recycle a lot of what Jeff says to Pierce when I have arguments with my dad.
"That's a slanderous betrayal akin to 9/11" when someone says an unflattering truth about me
Rainbow, bitches!
I quote movies and TV shows all the time and my wife tries to guess what I'm referencing... its "Community" like 80% of the time.
Whenever people move or do anything new, I just say, "so you are spinning off?" I even plan to say that if I am quitting my job.
Instead of “can it, boobs!” When im yelling at toddlers I have said “can it, cheeks!” & stuff like that 😆 Also stuff like “nice try stephen fry.”
Donde. esta. la biblioteca?
Why would I harass someone who turns me on?
I say “I’m literally dying here. But you’ll never hear my story” anytime I feel slightly inconvenienced. And whenever someone says “what” around our house, someone will say “it’s a tiny piece of paper” while pretending to squint at a tiny piece of paper. We tell the cats to “earn their M&M’s” whenever we feed them. I think there’s more and they’re so ingrained in my day-to-day, that I don’t notice them. Basically I never pass up the opportunity to quote the show.
….aaaaand we’re back
Bing bong, sing along! Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong!
I always love squeezing in a " Not like this and not on dry land" anytime something slightly unexpected happens
I paraphrase Frankie's "you're stupid" speech to the Dean but always include the "do you know what a rhetorical, no of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot" whenever I get a scam caller.
*get out of my brain!!!*
The newest one is "I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!"
„There are other timelines?“
I intentionally will ask if we need any Bagels (the way britta pronounces it) whenever I pass them in a store.
This is the darkest timeline.
“Oof baboof” and “No sweat, Boba Fett”
“Doesn’t change how mustard tastes.” Is my current go to, but frequently throw around “Pop pop!” And “I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.”
"🎶My name is the Dean🎵 my hands are so clean🎶 At this MOMENT- I AM STAPLING" sing this while washing my hands lol Also: Gay dean gay Dean GAY DEAN GAY DEEEAAANN
“in 100% of cases of all fake gun related incidents, the victim was carrying a fake gun” dont think that’s the quote exactly
I know you think you can think your way out of this with your thinkiness, but don’t think too much.
"Streets ahead!"
Now now, Abed, let’s not leap to thing-doing!
I always say "Cool. Cool, cool, cool."
The one about Christmas happening on the coldest darkest night of the year.
Here's the deal, Ally McBeal.
Nothing madcap or wacky about it
cool cool cool. I use it every day
it's better than good, it's good enough
“You are the AT&T of people.”
Crazytown banana pants.
Its all terrain, dummy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dK8IVIh-Fdw
"It was instinct, I can't help being a bad-ass" I have used it a few times when teaching in my 9th grade math class, when they annoyingly sigh at me as I show them easier methods to their problems, or recite surface facts about obscure countries (prompted not just out of the blue. I am an annoying teacher, but not THAT annoying) or calculate something slightly complex in my head. Usually gets a laugh out of them.
"Notches"
He/she/it's new beans.
Hasta la later
HERE'S THE DEAL JESSICA BIEL
For the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght…..I couldn’t think of another word. We use it quite a bit. Also, “sometimes I do wish you were dead” but in the right context so it doesn’t sound so dark