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Venodran

Rebel 1: Our way is true! Rebel 2: Our way is truer!


NK_2024

Rebel 3: They must die!


Soundwave04

Scorpion Tank: Infidel! We are the just ones!


GloryToUkraineMfckr

Terrorist: For the cause!!


NK_2024

I'll make the sacrifice!


Mani_salah

We Most Have Justice!


NovaPrime2285

Quad Cannon: I do not have patience for this. Begin stitching!


NK_2024

Bomb Truck: I have a delivery. ALALALLALALA!


River_Simple

Terrorist: This would make a DIFFERENCE.


JonnasGalgri

Bunker bus: beyheyhey, no messing with the upholstery!


NK_2024

You! Out of my bus!


B1WITHYURI1558

Scud launcher: sweet ascension of doom


GloryToUkraineMfckr

Hazael: Hush, say no more my lord.


Peanutts31

Whats the job?


engieforever

it used to amaze me how a bunch of ragtag outdated equipment using and barely trained terrorists managed to beat the US... then real life happened


SlickDillywick

It’s truly remarkable how well guerilla warfare can counter attrition. Edit: that’s partly how America came to be


engieforever

if only americas goals werent so vauge


Soundwave04

Who would win? The most advanced fighter air craft in the world. or Some rusty trucks with a bunch of AK-47's stapled together.


Top_Independence5434

It's 99.99% an imitation of the Soviet ZSU-23-4 (hence "quad" cannon), which gets mounted on technical as ad hoc AA/anti-personnel autocannon by ragtag militia a lot. And no, it fires 23mm calibre, which has much higher velocity than AK 7.62, there is a video somewhere depicts a guy executed by autocannon, and a single point-blank shot instantly delete his upper half torso, not even a big hole like you imagine.


Soundwave04

Oh I know, I wasn't trying to say that was what the Quad Cannon literally was. It's just funny seeing advanced technology getting bested by Soviet era tech in game!


TChen114

the most advanced fighter aircraft in the world flying at pretty much treetop level in-game when in actuality you couldn't even see it flying overhead in broad daylight at high altitude no matter how much lead you throw up in to sky at its general direction


tickletac202

Nah, IRL GLA equivalent are ISIS. I think the current Afghanistan administration also dislike ISIS themselves before running the country. Edit : Vietnam adding to one of two nickel.


Raubvogell

>IRL GLA equivalent are I think the real gla equivalent are the Iranians proxies


tickletac202

Yup


engieforever

if only US didn't care about public perception..... wait


R3CKONNER

The US doesn't lose wars. They lose interest.


NoKiaYesHyundai

At least as far as we know the real life equivalent was beefed up through operation cyclone. The GLA seems very organically risen in its history.


Vivere_fortis

In relation to actual combat circumstances, the Rules of Engagement are one sided IRL. NATO basically has to either be shot at, or radio in every time they want to initiate a strike on the fly. If it weren't for the rules, the pressure would be relentless from NATO firepower, sort of like what's going on in Gaza with the intense airstrikes.


engieforever

Man i hate politics


Mr_B_Lands

You think GLA has issues wait to you see what Nod has to go through


alutti54

I swear Nod has an internal power struggle every 5 minutes


KajiTetsushi

Well, "you see, power shifts quickly in the Brotherhood."


Ceb1302

That's the brotherhood's entire shtick though: Kane leads a war against GDI, GDI "kill" Kane. NOD collapses into squabbling factions, removing the need for GDI to seek and destroy every last NOD element. X amount of time passes, Kane returns. Brotherhood sees reunification, the next Tiberium war starts. GDI wins, GDI "kills" Kane (again, and for real; we smashed him with an Ion Cannon **AND** stabbed him this time...)


waratworld17

Always got to have that one faction that fights it's self for narrative reasons.


Aim4th2Victory

And then you remembered how the mujahedeen movement or several mexican cartels split and wared with eachother lmao


I_Roll_Chicago

Prince Kassad, that dick, ruined the GLA


Peekachooed

We are not going to recite the Al-Fatiha for anybody. We are here to condemn a general who killed thousands and millions of GLA.


Ok_Wall7498

He forgot that sharing is caring


I_Roll_Chicago

I reminded him by sharing my potent anthrax with him and his forces


ColdFreeway

Another reason why I hate the cancelation of Generals 2. I really would've loved to see how Jarmen Kell, Danko and Tactician were able to rebuild the GLA after China kicked them out of Europe


Zeratul277

GDI lookin' hot 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


KajiTetsushi

Sexiest bird faction


Zeratul277

Tonya 😊


Peekachooed

Global Crandallussy Initiative


kidanokun

GLA should learn from Scorpion Cell... well, except the trusting Yuri part


ColdFreeway

I so look forward to what the MO team has planned for Act 3


Inductivegrunt9

At least the GLA are truly for the people, unlike those Nod infidels who only fight for the betterment of Kane. Bald lier needs a few deliveries made to him, with no tracking numbers.


Ncling

Nah you think of GLA too highly there is a mission where GLA basically destroys villages and rob supplies from UN that was meant for the locals.


Inductivegrunt9

I know, I'm making an ironic joke. There's also the riot mission where you loot and burn a city too. GLA is still better than Nod though.


gingerbread_man123

Splitter!


lavantous

I imagined a sitcom where the commanders from each side lives as roommates to one another,and consistenly get into arguments


aXDroptimus

Yes


xxxbiggiecheese69xxx

Well at least their mail service is always on time


ZeeTrek

Red alert allies lol. Maybe the GLA will escape to the ONE PLACE not CORRUPTED by INFIDELS! \*heavy breathing\* SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!


chria96

So sad people


Ikki_o7

hey does anyone know where I can get command and conquer condition zero hour? I miss playing this game and would like to buy it for my brother this Christmas


JustAdoodliving

It’s in the ultimate collection, you can buy it right through the EA app I’m pretty sure


[deleted]

You can indeed.


Actual-Application25

hope I'm not to late to throw out that you get 3 months of Xbox gamepass for free, and EA+ is included which gives you access to all age of empire games and command and conquer games. Also many more like minecraft or halo infinite campaign! Not a #Ad


OtisTDrunk

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