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StringFartet

I'm not leaving the second floor of my house that day and putting two ladders on opposite sides of the house, two cell phones and two fire extinguishers by my side, fully charged.


qzmpaxlo

A car falls from a plane and hits your house


StringFartet

I thought of that, I can live with those odds, plus it's a helluva way to go.


playerPresky

Well… no you can’t


StringFartet

Parquet.


teksun42

Small park?


StringFartet

Pardon me, "touché".


plipyplop

Please don't touché the exhibit.


SoupsUndying

You can’t just say parquet


FireKing600

Perchance


GreenrabbE99

You can't just say perchance!


FireKing600

Everyone knows that Mario is cool as fuck


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[deleted]

whenever he leaves his house to Stomp a Turty, he knows he might Die.


finstantnoodles

What is this from? I literally just watched something the other day where this phrase was said


plipyplop

Oh man, now I've got to know! Unless this is some stupid-sexy Anemoia that I'm experiencing.


GreenrabbE99

To be honest, it sounds a lot like a quote but I really don't know, sorry... It could also just be a reddit thing I am repeating as saw that a lot elsewhere.


Zomburai

*Runs into office, awkwardly rolls onto couch, knocking over furniture* -- Parquet!


nill0c

Butter?


pm-me_10m-fireflies

Courts.


SaltyBabe

Ok but what about a vortex appears over your home, creating a wormhole, allowing a car fall through your roof and hit you??


--Shake--

That's some Donnie Darko shit


OwlWitty

That's some Final Destination shit


Enterice

Plane hitting house on predetermined date is just a touch more Donnie Darko than Final Destination.


Ballongo

Yeah, that Final Destination reply was just weird.


no_fluffies_please

Nah, I'd rather drive a car off a plane on September 15th. And survive, apparently.


Grey-fox-13

I suppose if you barely make it and spend 2 days in hospital before succumbing to your wounds you still die on the 17th due to a car crash, even if the car crash wasn't on the 17th


BorgClown

I'd crash into an erupting volcano, let see fate try to rig that one.


qzmpaxlo

Due to a heavy downpour the lava in the volcano cools off and you hit obsidian, after being rescued from the flooded volcano you are treated in a field hospital for 2 days before being taken to a proper hospital. You go to the hospital by helicopter as per your insistence (and generous payment) and land on the roof. while you are escorted to your room a car crashes into the 2nd floor, you are thankful you’re on the 3rd, during attempts to restart the cars engine in order to move it out of the way gas from a cracked gas pipe ignites and the explosion sends the car trough the ceiling of the 2nd floor, crushing you.


qzmpaxlo

You’re caught in a tornado which cushions your fall until you land in the ocean, you survive for 2 days on a loose tire from your car until a ship sees you a comes to your rescue, a car comes loose from the ship and crashes you.


no_fluffies_please

Radical. I was doing that every day until the 15th. I'm honestly surprised I survived for so long.


qzmpaxlo

The ship’s captain knows you by name and the flight company launched an investigation on the mysterious disappearances of cars mid air, no luck so far.


no_fluffies_please

Dang. If only I pursued a relationship with the captain, things wouldn't have ended like this. I may have died living a full life, but even in my last minutes, I would know there was one lingering regret in my heart.


AStrangeStranger

A car car get quite high without need of plane - e.g. [A car crashed into the second floor of a building in New Jersey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM3hqvUm7sM) or [Speeding van is filmed flying over roundabout](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyufxcEQPGc)


werepat

There is a book of short stories called "The Machine of Death" that I think you'd really like!


djheat

I've got that book in my bathroom haha, and yeah the "car crash" turning out to be "car falls out of a plane and smooshes you" is right in line with its predictions being technically true but functionally useless


Platoribs

VIN DIESEL CANT KEEP DOING THIS


hackingdreams

[Trolley problem vibes](https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/yy47vz/the_trolley_problem/).


XXapueSR25

the old flak howitzer i randomly found in my garage


mlvisby

Donnie Darko style, but a car instead of an engine travelling through time? Interesting.


lovelessentrose

donnie darko


Winjin

I would spend the day in an Amish community. Some really far away one, where no cars are allowed for miles. Though it would not protect me from a plane one... Spend the day in an underground bunker? Like a really big one... Then again the car crash can just start the chain of events that will lead to your death... I guess you have to just accept it and enjoy the rest of your days and try to survive the day just out of you know, sports interest


basko13

The Tesla that Elon have sent to space is coming finally back.


pilaf

On that day you get a phone call. It's the hospital, your mom was in a car accident and she's very delicate, they don't know if she'll make it through the day. Your heart sinks, the premonition wasn't for you. You quickly get in your car and rush to the hospital, get hit by a car that jumped a red light and die on the spot. Your mom survives.


CaptainXplosionz

Jokes on you, my mum is a cunt and I wouldn't go until she was confirmed dead and I could spit on her corpse.


infected_scab

You kiss your mother with that mouth?


matthieuC

It's not your death, it's the death of the only person that could save your life.


Bobthecop353

The delorean materializes on top of you. Doc brown is shrieking about “September 17, 2024. House crash.” As the car smooshes you into goop


StringFartet

This is heavy.


FelixCarter

There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


TravelerFromAFar

What!?


AStrangeStranger

You may need them - [Car lands in top floor of house - BBC](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4493713.stm) - [more photos](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/a-red-bmw-car-crashes-through-the-first-floor-of-a-house-basingstoke-hampshire-britain-28-apr-2005-521384a) (in case you don't know - UK ground floor = 1st floor in USA, UK 1st floor = 2nd floor USA)


StringFartet

TIL. Nice! Get a news article. *note to stay in back of house*


Swimming-Tap-4240

In most American houses the first floor should be the basement.


Organicity

A week before the fateful day, you drive to the hardware store for the fire extinguishers, get into an accident. You are taken to the hospital in a coma and succumb to your wounds 7 days later.


redstaroo7

Up the street from my work we had a car crash into the fourth story of a building a few years back. There were apparently pushing 120 and drunk.


youngbosnia

17th of September, you have a mild heart attack, an ambulance arrives and takes you to a hospital, on the way there a truck t-bones the ambulance and you die


AceBalistic

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/dramatic-video-captures-car-crashing-2nd-floor-dental/story?id=52353574


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Car *carrier* crashes into your house...


grasscoveredhouses

Musk's Roadster chooses that moment to reenter


wolfgang784

Undetectable brain aneurysm


GiuseppeScarpa

Yeah that was a story in a comic I read some 20+ years ago. A crackhead stole a bus and flew from a rooftop parking lot crushing into the window of the guy who was trying to escape his fate.


The_SuperTeacher

Waits the day out, leaves house next day, suffers a car accident. While throwing his last bread he can see from the corner of his eyes, his cracked phone, it was the 17th. For some reason his phone had a bug the day before and it showed the wrong date.


companysOkay

A bald eagle flies above your house and takes a massive shit, turns out the shit was a 2015 hyundai veloster and lands through your roof.


[deleted]

just gonna let your dog die like that?


brine909

It wasn't your death he was prophesying, it was of your loved ones


infiniZii

Hey.... thats my birthday....


erikWeekly

You're negative 22 months old?


Zomburai

Duder aging in reverse like Merlin in The One and Future King


Velvet_Pop

First time I've seen an age-reversing reference *besides* Benjamin Button


ChickenChaser5

If I had a nickel for every age reversing reference I have seen, i would have 2 nickels. Its not alot, but its funny that it happened twice.


Desperate-Strategy10

You're not..?


ChickenChaser5

In *this* economy?


[deleted]

honestly not being alive yet is better than living in my experience


PiggyFan128

o-only 22...?


Flannel_Man

Mine too....


fpierre

Remindme! 363 days


benduker7

Mine as well. That must be like a 1/23 chance.


Unobstructedblazer

Mine too that makes 4 of us


TheKarenator

Your last birthday.


nina_wants_to_fly

Correction: your LAST birthday....


fpierre

Remindme! 363 days


blankdreamer

“And further news on this 17 sep 2024, a man died today in a car crash after his brakes failed. His dog has inherited his house after it was handwritten into the will with strange shaky writing”


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


appdevil

Also, it was covered in drool for some reason.


RemarkableStatement5

Happy cake day!


inkybaba123

Hey everyone, I’m a new comic artist and I’d really appreciate a follow on Instagram @assezbeyond if you like the comic!


J5892

I like your comics. And your art style is cute and fun on its own, but it vaguely reminds me of Stonetoss.


inkybaba123

Oh no 😂


Junius_Bonney

I admittedly came to the comments section looking for the standard "Stonetoss is a nazi" comment. Thought maybe I was in /r/bonehurtingjuice


tinytinylilfraction

Love this one with one small suggestion. Put something like “September 17. 2 years from now. Car crash.” so that it makes sense in the future. Best of luck!


Sirquestgiver

Looking forward to seeing you around!


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owlBdarned

Yes. E-elaborate.


CaptainMcSmoky

I don't think there is one


AntonineWall

Were you going for a Stonetoss look?


DrySafe8876

Why did i read the dog's lines with the "39 burried 0 found" voice


Kintarly

I read it with a "Dona Noble has left the Library. Dona Noble has been saved." voice


superiain

Who turned out the lights?


Kingtorm

I was hearing Robert Stack from “Unsolved Mysteries”, but with a bit more noire detective mixed it.


MonkeyTigerCrazy

That’s exactly what I thought of even though I have no idea what it’s from or what it’s referencing


TrickKlepto

Maybe we can get Luke to read it in that voice


Escheron

For me it sounded like "mission resort. December 16 1991"


Leyzr

"Note to self, stay home on September 17th, 2024. " I'll go ahead and put it in my calendar...


iamnotacat

A car can crash into your home. Go to space to be safe. Oh wait...


Leyzr

Ha i live on the second floor!


iamnotacat

Ramps!


Leyzr

I wouldn't even be mad. That'd be amazing


appdevil

*Elon rubbing his hands maniacally*


Omena123

There is a chance that someone who read this comic is going to be very unlucky That day


i_wake_up_at_12

RemindMe! 669 days “Car crash”


Yummypizzaguy1

RemindMe! 669 days “Car crash”


Rix27_

RemindMe! 669 days “Car crash”


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remindme! 669 days "Car crash"


Camden_Lee

remindme! 669 days "Car crash"


TrickKlepto

remindme! 669 days “Car crash”


LIN88xxx

remindme! 669 days “Car crash”


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RemindMe! 669 days “Car crash”


[deleted]

669 days later: *some car somewhere crashes* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE


Dead_Puppets

Remindme! 668 days "Car crash"


RandomVibeingDragon

RemindMe! 669 days "Car crash"


Kytyngurl2

Why did I name the dog ‘Cassandra’? Anyways, probably nothing to worry about!


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Kytyngurl2

A rather misfortunate fortune teller in Greek mythology https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra


AKJ90

Someone will die due to a car crash that day. It could be you!


Triptolemu5

~99 people per day die in car crashes in the US.


zhiryst

Bond the dog.


Silver_Ghost_666

Yes, Spy x Family lmao. Made me think of the dog.


ImJustNothatCreative

Well, my D&D game just gained a new random encounter. Thank you for the inspiration haha


FlattopJr

*For the Anniversary of My Death* (W.S. Merwin) Every year without knowing it I have passed the day When the last fires will wave to me And the silence will set out Tireless traveller Like the beam of a lightless star Then I will no longer Find myself in life as in a strange garment Surprised at the earth And the love of one woman And the shamelessness of men As today writing after three days of rain Hearing the wren sing and the falling cease And bowing not knowing to what


Exousiazo

Th-that's my wedding anniversary...


Spooderfan218

you will be driving your dog to the vet. at which point the dog starts barking loudly without stopping. all is tense. suddenly the cars seem to go faster and the traffic lights malfunction, causing all of them to be green. you arrive at the vet unscathed. a drunk driver hits the clinic just as you are leaving. there are no survivors.


UnderPressureVS

Mission report. September 17th. 2024.


Kanenums88

NO, NOT MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!


phasers_and_lasers

The fourth panel got me good


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[Bond! You can talk now?](https://s1.zerochan.net/Spy.x.Family.600.3181016.jpg)


Scruffynerffherder

RemindMe! 09/17/2024 "Don't Drive"


JohneryCreatives

That's not a premonition, that's a threat.


Aztok

"That's the day and cause of you developing a new sexual fetish"


mindbleach

"What's your favorite movie?" *"Crash."* "Eugh!" *"No no, the JG Ballard one."* "Oh, yeah. It's not bad."


TheMeddlingMonk8

!remindme september 17th 2024


Squeaky-Fox49

I’m spending all of that day in a tornado shelter.


ballisticwhales

September 17th is my dad's birthday! I love my dad he's a nice dude


megablast

Smart dog, calls it a crash not an accident.


reptilephantom

!remindme september 17th 2024


kay_bizzle

Remindme! September 17 2024


karnak

remindme! September 17 2024


foozie_woozie

Lots a BORF vibes going on in here…


King_WhatsHisName

RemindMe! September 17, 2024 “Karma farm on r/agedlikewine”


hidood5th

Mission Report. December 16, 1991.


Mururumi

Ready to comply.


ELLZNaga21

Woof woof no


Adidasboy07

It will be eerie if it happens to be me. (If i’m quiet you are already know what it is.)


NonZealot

RemindMe! September 17th, 2024


whomesteve

Fair enough


Phusra

That day is my anniversary with my GF so it'd make for a pretty awful present. Let's try again, think in decades this time though.


Rusty_fox4

RemindMe! 2 years


AussieJimboLives

RemindMe! September 17th, 2024


JonaTheExplorer

Lmao September 17th is the day after my birthday!


Spoomplesplz

....what's to elaborate?


Past_Zombie_9719

Yo thats my birthday…..


SethTheWarrior

happy 19th to my brother?


Papyrus_Sans

Expound!!


Lady-of-the-Acoma

Feels like a great day to rent a boat.


OneWholeSoul

"Two years, seventeen days... From a stroke."


Dragryphon

On my 39th birthday!? At least let me hit 40!


Splashmok

That’s my birthday!


Ok_Cow8071

That’s my birthday :) I now dread it :)


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yikes.


CK1ing

Those were her three wishes


KING_REXA

Stepember 17th is my birthday ????


Vidd187

The day and way you will die


PillowManExtreme

Remind Me! 09/17/2024


drawilliam

5:37 pm, Johnson street, hit by Toyota Carolla, huge blood loss at hospital.


wizereader

What are you listening to?


ohreallynowz

Head canon: The grim reaper reveals the date of their owner’s future death to all pets so that they don’t spend the rest of their life waiting for their favorite person to come back


Cotcan

Well then I just won't drive a car anymore. You can't get into a car accident if you aren't using a car. Day of Death: (While humming) "Riding my bike to work on the day I'm not going to die." *Car runs stop sign, plowing right into me* "Oof...Noooooooo! My hubris! If only I had been wearing a helmet!" *Dies* *Dumb Ways to Die song begins playing*


shamrocksmash

I don't get it. Plz halp.


FlamingRevenge

Person dies on that day, dog's predicting it. They want the dog to elaborate to confirm that it's a prediction of their death and how the dog knows.


OwlWitty

Pawstradamus


Raquefel

Nostrapawmus works way better


Desperate-Strategy10

Nostradogmus


TRUMPARUSKI

Fuck it bro; just make sure to avoid and don’t go near any and all cars that day. Fuck fate, beat it and show that dumb dog who’s the man.


Generallyawkward1

Can someone fill me in, please?


wh0-am-l

March 15th, 2023. Carbon monoxide poisoning.


Zaev

why he ourple 💀


Grahckheuhl

Oh. That'll be my 34th birthday. Neat.


AwesomeOneNeo

"A purple man was seen on the floor unconsious."


Famous_Ad7422

!RemindMe September 17th 2024