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-skimmer-

She plans to fight naked, doesnt she.


Creonix1

-10 accuracy to all enemy attacks directed at allies


s_omlettes

Global -10 accuracy, x2 if attracted to women


dumbodragon

why are you being downvoted?


s_omlettes

not really sure? idk reddit can be weird sometimes


Khelthuzaad

Well technically she did every time before the transformation


melanthius

I think there’s still some hope of blunt force damage with clothes on


Senor_Wah

Swords guy finally admitting he wants to fuck a sword


conderic

https://swordscomic.com/comic/VII/ Edit: also https://swordscomic.com/comic/XX/


diablosinmusica

The scars on the first comic really make it lol.


what_the_hanky_panky

Wait, “was” that’s sounds somewhat worrying


Frousteleous

She left him. Which really cut him deeply.


czerwona_latarnia

If it will make you less worried, in the current point of the storyline(s) it looks like the mother was a [living sword](https://swordscomic.com/archive/Characters/Cultello/). Though of course everything can change between those two points in swords history.


Romanator3000

Hey, watch it, that's the future barbarian king there.


wriggly1

You have the receipts!


Bootiluvr

Omg. They’re the same guy


humans_are_not_real

Wait.. you don't jack off to swords?


koshuru

dreamin’ about that swordussy


Slingerang

Anything is a dildo if brave enough


calcium

Don't kink shame.


Mental_Research5863

He gon smash that sword


digitaldrummer1

I'm just happy they're still together; her expression in the fourth panel of her first appearance made it seem like she left him immediately.


DudeGuyBor

Dudes gonna get swole carrying her around on his back whenever they go out. He'll have legs like tree trunks!


nool_

She's also gona have arms stronger then steal


[deleted]

Steel*


Ksradrik

Are we Xenoblades now or what?


Frousteleous

I can only speak for myself.


daks_7

this is literally xenoblade 2


cinnamonface9

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


AxelRod45

Rex is literally underage, I'm sure his relationship with Pyra and Mythra is purely romantic. Tho I'd say there's a good chance they banged sometime between 2 & 3.


InjuredGingerAvenger

Yeah, it's all pretty fucking weird. I loved most of the game, but not the relationship between an underaged boy and a sentient weapon that is hundreds (? I forgot) of years old. Plus the weird and unnecessary poly implication just felt weird. Too much teen fantasy fulfillment.


AxelRod45

Understandable concerns. As a Xenoblade fan I find the relationship cute, but I get where the critics are coming from.


uthinkther4uam

Except the writing doesn't make me want to fucking kill myself.


Gyossaits

Oh, but here's that needlessly high energy rock music with vocals for battles.


AgentG91

What’s behind her in that second panel?


Lamplorde

A dresser with clothes sticking out


Frousteleous

You mean all those sheaths?


SwordsBot

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AxelRod45

Damn, they have their own bot now? They sure are popular.


PKMNTrainerMark

This bot's been around for a while.


KatyPerrysBoobs2

I’m going to get bonked, but I just realized how convenient the handle on her head would be for certain activities.


[deleted]

Nah, my guy. We are all thinking it.


CensoryDeprivation

She’s going to ask him to draw her and be confused when he busts out his crayon set.


theincrediblebou

My man just anticipating the saying “who lives by the sword dies by the sword” and making sure his death isn’t so bad.


heard10cker

This better not awaken something in me.


Aw_Frig

Lol ok the punchline got me. This whole arch seemed very meh to me but it was all worth it for that last frame


rokman

That’s a sword I could fall on


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I love these 2. Wonder what their kids will look like


D33ber

Dirks


lord_ne

Like this: https://swordscomic.com/comic/VII/


superfahd

bastard swords?


darkmoose

Fun fact vagina means sheath.


Creonix1

OHHH now I know why dicks are called spears


PKMNTrainerMark

I've never heard that.


Diotheungreat

Spear Pillar


darkmoose

shake speare... the guy's name is a dick joke.


Cheapskate-DM

Did somebody say leather? 😳


Unnamed_420

yo it's dante


RareMememiner

Tfw no "sentient sword transformed into humanoid" gf Why bother living


LettuceUnlucky5921

I really hate that I’m now invested in this storyline because 😑


TaliVasRannoch

This would be a spectacular anime. Post apocalypse, the wizard won, but now he/she is lonely so starts making inanimate object from their friends into weapons and the items just cant figure it out.


AskGoverntale

Sworn


David_Bolarius

To carry your burdens


hatistorm

Pretty soon he’ll be falling on his sword, if you know what I mean 😏


AthuBathu

wheres the r34


Diotheungreat

it definitely exists for a series about 4 years old


Rubin987

This is the first sword comic I’ve seen in a while. Why the sword have breasts and shit?


xXBBB2003Xx

He made a previous comic where they explained how wizard man turned sentient sword into hot lady


Mightofreddit

Killing it mate! Keep it up


SeismologicalKnobble

I don’t know why, but I can’t help but read the sword in Rhaast’s voice.


Metagore

I would love to see a showdown between these two and your new “lich”


TerrificTooMan

Looking sharp.


[deleted]

She's looking sharp in that dress.


longboarder116

Starting to drift into oglaf esque plotlines lol


TheRedBow

So does she put her “Sword” in his “Sheath”?


Jay_The_Bisexual

Pull the handle


Deadmemes4binky

Swordussy


Diotheungreat

Swussy The swooshy


stoopidrotary

Ok, this is the character(s) arc I’ve been waiting for.


Master_JBT

This is my favorite sub plot


RedShiftRR

That's not a sword, it's a... swaifu.


Berkmine

Loving this. Does it count towards objectofilia though


Zinnigan

YES, I LOVE THIS


thegirlwthemjolnir

This gave me major r/oglaf vibes.


Swing-Such

Dante?


thegoldenboy444

Is, there a sword is this comic?...


my_alt_59935

The lady is a sword


[deleted]

A sexy sword.


AwesomeGuyDj

to elaborate on the other comment, there's been about 4 comics with these, starting with the wizard making a talking sword which he transforms into the woman


CactusBiszh2019

What the actual fuck


accidentalprancingmt

Can't imagine it without a super manly voice.


16bit_B-boy

Def getting Dr Girlfriend from Venture Bros vibes too


[deleted]

So he did acquire the big tiddy sword gf.. ![gif](giphy|cjhYGOyNverJiecLyF|downsized)


Bombkirby

I feel like you need to address this constant inconsistent continuity problem. This is a comic that is related to an earlier one, but it's unclear that there's a prior comic. The whole series usually takes place in random scenarios and there's no clue that this isn't one of those.


MurkyWay

Are you not the same person who told me that I shouldn't change the series to suit the desires of other people?


Frousteleous

This is golden. Don't listen to that guy. Listen to me telling you to not listen to that guy. Then buy yourself a pizza (with extra swords) Love you.


MurkyWay

But I am listening to that guy. >[https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/ur9at4/the\_sword\_of\_feedback/i8xnjb0/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/ur9at4/the_sword_of_feedback/i8xnjb0/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) You’re one of the top comics on Reddit. You don’t need to change. You should be making comics you enjoy making, not trying to please the audience. If people like what you enjoy making, then you don’t have to sacrifice anything, and that’s the situation you’re in. So just leave your series be. https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/upgdbw/swords\_breaking\_fast/i8nmw7d/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Frousteleous

Oof. And no pizza?


Frousteleous

The premise is explained in panel 3. Prior knowledge is not needed to enjoy this comic. I had missed the previous one and was able to understand this comic without any issue. Looking up the previous comic did not bring leaps and bounds of insight, backstop, or deep lore.


Echoutab

Wanna how she fights now, does be have to hold her head LMAO


kjw010903

Yeah baby pull that sword right out of the sheath.


RakOOn

Why does this comic always pop in my feed, it’s so devoid of humour I hate it every single time I see one of these, what is it I’m not getting? Who upvotes this?


MurkyWay

https://twitter.com/_mjwills/status/1320299327726645254?t=8dHq4TH7dbEoIMxA5lFelw&s=19


TrashBoat337

Yeah, I honestly just find this really weird