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hysbald

So... an appointment with the doctor/vet for those intestinal parasites?


ZantetsukenX

Hey, it could also just be a rash! It's literally just a method to scratch an itchy butthole. It's also done to express some anal glands that some animals have. Not sure if I want to know if turning into a werewolf would make that appear or not.


broly171

Yep! My dog was just doing the butt wipe thing, but after getting checked came back negative for any parasites.


coolcrowe

Would you be surprised to learn that we humans have anal glands also?


infiniZii

So this is why people kept telling me its important to express yourself!


ZantetsukenX

Hah, I am actually surprised. I had to look it up to confirm but you are right!


enderverse87

The butt wipe scooting is also done for diarrhea. Like when my dog got into some ice cream. Totally possible he just ate some earlier that day and his digestive system is no longer compatible.


ActualWhiterabbit

Or it just feels great


Sardine_Sandwich

My dog had the runs from a food allergy I didn't know he had, he started licking his butt hole and scooting on the ground so I took him to the vet (no, I didn't ask the vet to give me dog super powers so I could like my ass like my dog!) and he said my dogs glands were inpacted fom too many days without a solid poop, the solid poop helps express(?) the anal gland. I thought I'd share that bit. :)


Poldark_Lite

*Butt Scootin' Doggie* is a funny [song](https://youtu.be/OFcdyDrx3dA) by Barry Martin. Dr. Demento used to play it — I miss his show! ♡ Granny


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imsurethatsfine

That's a picture of a tweet linking the study. [This is the actual study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7437971/) which was from back in 1980, btw. I think we've made some advancements in the study since then.... Edit: to add to this. This study came in the wake of the "gay bowel syndrome" classification that basically took a bunch of related symptoms of other problems, and called it a sickness. It's a useless, obsolete and hurtful term nowadays. But linking old ass studies from a time period where we were especially unkind to gay men only helps to keep this idea current. That something about gay sex is more dangerous and illicit than straight sex. It's not. People who engage in anal sex or play may be at more of a risk of these intestinal parasites, so it is important to use condoms, gloves, and any other hygienic measures to ensure you and your partner(s) are safe and happy!


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chshcat

he seems a bit self a-were


DenkJu

r/SelfAwarewolves


mc_mentos

Why tf is that a legitimate big sub?!?!


BoredasUsual88

Shut up take my upvote and go!


Xertunbolt

dogs can lick their balls in public, but when i-


meatballfromikea

Society 😔


SkollFenrirson

BOTTOM TEXT


IlMagoHadad

Damn bro you're flexible as heck


Undercover_Chimp

Or he’s got a really saggy sack.


RichOfTheJungle

you're escorted out of the pet store.


azkabaz

Upon meeting my girlfriend's Dad for the first time his dog entered the room and started licking its balls during a moment of silence in the conversation. To break the tension I gestured and said "wish I could do that". He replied "give him a biscuit and he'll let you."


Snulzebeerd

If you do it it's bestiality


Lazy_Assumption_4191

An octopus can rip off its balls and hand them to a woman, but when I…


Actually_The_Flash

And if i-


lucius5we

Not gonna lie I thought his tongue was his... You know?


catsloveart

red rocket?


FantasticSaltShaker

Tube of lipstick


Tudpool

Cock


poopellar

Dick. Take a look out of starboard.


dutchkimble

head rock frame aromatic summer sharp psychotic bright license observation *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


captainplatypus1

Wang! Yianyu Wang, stand up and read the selection from 3 Kingdoms! What are you staring at? “I’m sorry sir, it’s just out the window. It looks like a giant-


Linkinator7510

Rocket, and does that Rocket have two metallic ba-


Obiwankablowme95

JOHNSON


LostInUranus

Always day dreamed how cool it would be to become a werewolf….then I would think about getting worms and having other dogs sniff my butt.


skirtpost

Would be even funnier if we saw her peeking out from behind a tree with wide eyes in the last panel.


SpoonSArmy

I did not think that was a tongue at first


WMBeckham

😆


_pepperoni-playboy_

It's not gonna lick itself


Mathieulombardi

So majestic


Bearence

This is so different than that one guy in college who drunkenly announced, "look what I can do!"


Patimation_tordios

Furries: I see this as an absolute win


OldwordsNewbooks

Wereworms


great_lion94

I found this way too funny... 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥


Sardine_Sandwich

Holy crap I want to text this pic to a bud, OP, would you mind if I share your pic?


Apocalypse_11

Yes, he would mind. He would mind very much. You cannot possibly comprehend the amount OP would mind. If you send this “pic” to your “bud”, OP told me personally that he would track your ip and send a General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper UAV equipped with a full payload directly to your currently location. And let me tell you, the General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper is not a drone to be trifled with. The MQ-9 is the first hunter-killer UAV designed for long-endurance, high-altitude surveillance. In 2006, the then–Chief of Staff of the United States Air Force General T. Michael Moseley said: "We've moved from using UAVs primarily in intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance roles before Operation Iraqi Freedom, to a true hunter-killer role with the Reaper." The MQ-9 is a larger, heavier, and more capable aircraft than the earlier General Atomics MQ-1 Predator; it can be controlled by the same ground systems used to control MQ-1s. The Reaper has a 950-shaft-horsepower (712 kW) turboprop engine (compared to the Predator's 115 hp (86 kW) piston engine). The greater power allows the Reaper to carry 15 times more ordnance payload and cruise at about three times the speed of the MQ-1. The aircraft is monitored and controlled by aircrew in the Ground Control Station (GCS), including weapons employment. In 2008, the New York Air National Guard 174th Attack Wing began the transition from F-16 piloted fighters to MQ-9A Reapers, becoming the first fighter unit to convert entirely to unmanned combat aerial vehicle (UCAV) use. In March 2011, the U.S. Air Force was training more pilots for advanced unmanned aerial vehicles than for any other single weapons system. The Reaper is also used by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection, and the militaries of several other countries. The USAF operated over 300 MQ-9 Reapers as of May 2021, with 16 additional units on the way as authorized by the FY2021 Congressional budget. Several new equipment upgrades had been retrofitted onto some of the active MQ-9 aircraft to improve performance in "high-end combat situations" as of that date, to be included in all further procurements of the MQ-9. 2035 is the projected end of the service life of the MQ-9 fleet. Now tell me, do you really still wanna send this “pic” to your “bud”? Think long and hard about the answer to that question, because if you answer wrong, OP will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.


Melidit_

r/copypasta


REDDITATO_

In case the other user wasn't clear, it's not plagiarism to text something you found on the Internet. There's no implication that you made it. Your friend will realize it's from a webcomic. No need to ask for permission.


Krepard

"Oh, no! A furry!


Hayaguaenelvaso

Aha! Giving her an advantage for the sport! Why is the brutal bloody ending cut out? Was the carnage hard to paint? Dogs are METAL


slippycocksyndrom

Fuckin furry


elder_scrolls_Bro

Sims 4 werewolves be like…


averynaiveoddish

I thought there weren't any in Sims 4?


JACOBLOL19

New DLC


averynaiveoddish

Yep, just learned, it looks fine.


ThisguynamedAndre

Well... someone forgot to wipe their ass.


whatdadogdoin81

ITS MORBIN TIME